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LMAO! 1/2 CAT!!1

1/2 CAT!1

>> No.18124311

>>18124266
>Wizards makes a housecat stronger than a commoner again

>> No.18124362

>>18124311

>> No.18124393

Use the cat to block stromkirk noble!

>> No.18124404

>>18124266

I remember a time when a creature's power/toughness and what that creature actually was had something to do with each other.

That time was about one year after the release of Alpha Edition. I was so pissed off at Odyssey block's 1/1 squirrel tokens and other such tomfoolery.

>> No.18124451

>>18124311
>soldier vs savannah lions: mutual destruction
>housecat vs savannah lions: mutual destruction
>housecat vs soldier: soldier dies, cat survives
>housecat vs storm crow: both survive
WIZAAAAAAAARDS

>> No.18124482

That's clearly no ordinary house cat.
I don't know what you fags are crying about.

>> No.18124527

brb, building cat deck.

>> No.18124586

>>18124482
>That's clearly no ordinary house cat.
Oh? Is it a magical armored battle-feline or something?

>> No.18124621

>>18124404

savanna lions able to be killed by one 1/1 wizard dork at no cost.

>> No.18124697

>>18124586
Apparently. It's just missing the +1 atk from the spear.

>> No.18124732

>>18124586

It's obviously imbued with some kind of holy shit. I mean, cat's eyes glow, but not like *that*.

>> No.18124768

>>18124451
>Housecat vs zombie crocodile: mutual destruction

>> No.18124785

>>18124393
"The bat squirmed under his claw. It seemed to Greebo's small cat brain that it was trying to change its shape, and he wasn't having any of that from a mouse with wings on."

>> No.18124808

>A perfectly normal hawk, a glowing cat, a mounted knight and a firebreathing dragon all have the same combat stats

>> No.18124816

>>18124785
Nice.

>> No.18124827

>>18124768
>Housecat vs regular crocodile
>Housecat wins

>> No.18124840

The cat will SLAUGHTER a whole band of Mons's Goblin Raiders.

>> No.18124852

>>18124827
I always thought the Algae Gharial was a very small lizard, before it begins eating all the corpses you provide it, becoming a huge monster eventually.

So it makes sense that a cat could devour a small lizard.

>> No.18124853

>>18124785
Ironically, it couldn't really defeat a bat-vampire. Just Stormkirk Noble.

>> No.18124870

>>18124808
>a perfectly normal hawk
IT HAS GOGGLES ON
FUCKING GOGGLES

>> No.18124873

... And thus Aladdin was slain by a housecat.

>> No.18124897

>>18124852
No it cleary says croc so it can't be a lizard.

>> No.18124898

>>18124870
THE GOGGLES

THEY DO NOTHING

>> No.18124901

>>18124852

Gharials are real crocodilians, bro.
From wiki:
e average size of mature gharials is 3.5 to 4.5 m (11 to 15 ft). The maximum recorded size is 6.25 m (20.5 ft). Hatchlings approximate 37 cm (15 in).[5] Young gharials can reach a length of 1 m (3.3 ft) in eighteen months.

>> No.18124904

>>18124873
Oh god, that face!

>> No.18124909

How are you all so dense?
Cats have 9 lives.

>> No.18124912

>>18124852
It can also beat a Greyscale Gharial or trade with a Hagra Crocodile without landfall.

>> No.18124915

>>18124870
Alright then

>> No.18124927

>>18124901
>>18124897
Yes but how big are they when they hatch? I would put my money on 'not very'.

>> No.18124929

>>18124870

He's a little short sighted... He needs glasses so he can

**SUNGLASSES**

Have eyes like a hawk.


YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>> No.18124936

>>18124898
They must do something, or this guy would starve to death.

>> No.18124945

>>18124909
Idjit. That would mean it gets regeneration

>> No.18124964

>>18124909
Ten

>> No.18124967

Tundra wolves will get EATEN by one housecat... Regardless *they* get to attack it first...

>> No.18124968

>>18124909
It should be a 1/1 (or 0/1) with 9 counters then, and you can remove a counter to regenerate it (or it's indestructible as long as it has a counter on, but it loses a counter every time it receives combat damage.)
But that would make for an interesting and fluff-sensible card, so there's no way that could've happened.

>> No.18124986

>>18124936
"Hey, bro, you know what? Fuck this shit! Lets go hunt some hawks."

>> No.18124987

>>18124945
Except cats don't regenerate, they're just preternaturally lucky.
It won't survive a Wurm attack, but it can take most minor things and walk away looking smug.

>> No.18125020

>>18124987
Actually, cat's luck would mean it would miraculously survive a wurm attack (once... or well, nine times), but it couldn't tank dog attacks all day long. Guess which one this card does?

>> No.18125030

>>18124967

Is it weird that I'm focused on that well drawn, highly detailed elk ass?

>> No.18125041

>>18124987
IIRC there's one wurm like those "ghost" 0/0 creatures that work with +1/+1 counters and that "remove one counter to prevent all damage" mechanic

So if the wurm ended up with his last +1/+1 counter the housecat would survive the attack

>> No.18125081

>>18125041
Phantom Wurm is a 2/0, so even on its last counter it will kill Sanctuary Cat.

>> No.18125121

>>18124404
>I remember a time when a creature's power/toughness and what that creature actually was had something to do with each other.

War Elephant, Jackal Pup, Carrier Pigeons, Chub Toad and a few other cards of glorious old Magic would like a word with you.

>> No.18125136

>>18125081
Well shit

>> No.18125152

>>18125121
Did you stop reading before: "That time was about one year after the release of Alpha Edition"?

>> No.18125298

>>18124404
Protip: There was never a time like that

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