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[ERROR] No.18070999 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

The chips are down, the BBEG has you by the balls or the throat or whatever proverbial body part you prefer.
He laughs and gives some speech about how You're Not So Different You And I, murders your waifu, and turns away from your crumpled, beaten form to activate his doomsday device or whatever.

Your limit break activates.

ITT: "Fuck you. I'm a PC" pictures.

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>implying my LIMIT BREAK isn't social combat

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Obligatory.

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>implying I'm not the BBEG

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>>18070999
>Implying Manhattan wasn't clearly a GMPC

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hOnk HoNk mOThErFuCkEr.

knEeL.

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>>18071160

>Implying Manhattan wasn't a character who killed the GM

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>>18071160
Was he a GMPC done right?

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>>18071160
GMPC, no. Plot device, yes.

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>>18071178
Ugh.

Yeah, no.

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I've always felt this sums it up pretty well, myself.

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>>18071179
That is exactly what we are implying,

>> No.18071270

Welp, looks like I just had an alignment shift.

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>>18071073
Seconding.

"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

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>>18071092
Fuck yeah...

That show is amazing, and this is coming from a ameri-fag. Moriarty in that show gave me chills. He reminded me of a twisted mix between Kefka and Heath Ledger's Joker. Far far more menacing than the one in the Guy Richie movies...

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Fuck you. I'm a PC?

Oh I have just the one...

>pic related
>It's me
>and moments later I'm wearing the BBEG's flayed bloody skull as a hat

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I run for a second term with a substantially different agenda.

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>>18070999
>ITT: "Fuck you. I'm a PC" pictures.
Ugh. That wording.

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/thread

I win.

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>>18071469
I'm using that phrase, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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>>18071469
>Snowflame

>Allofmycocaine

Hell ya

>> No.18071515

Not today.

>> No.18071521

"Hey, Levi, that offer of yours still stand?"

And that's how my current character would sell her soul.

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Time for some MANLY SWORD PLAY

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Everyone else, leave.

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Mongrel

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>>18071495
Yeah.

Yeah, you do.

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>>18071531
>manly sword play
Sounds dirty

>> No.18071595

>Implying I was even in the room

>> No.18071596

Even all the people completely unrelated to the plot are going to die.

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>>18071592
Not dirty at all.

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>>18071568
Don't recognize this one.

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>>18071615
just some random hellyeahawesome art

>ITT: "Fuck you. I'm a PC" pictures.
>I'll allow it!

>> No.18071636

I've got some stories for just this occasion.

>> No.18071637

Let me see you grit those teeth.

No image needed.

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First and best.

>> No.18071662

grimdarkpwnage from lawful evil to chaotic good

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Guilty

>> No.18071667

I won't say anything.
Just start firing/chopping/casting-
No.
Just start killing.

>> No.18071674

We need some music here too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoy26Wj8I0

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>> No.18071700

>He laughs and gives some speech about how You're Not So Different You And I, murders your waifu, and turns away from your crumpled, beaten form to activate his doomsday device or whatever.

>Your limit break activates.

KNOW MY RAGE

>> No.18071713

LOOK WHAT YOU DID, BBEG
NOW EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

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rolled 35 = 35

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rolled 92 = 92

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jToz8TsJej4

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all-is-lost storytime dump

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Before, there was a chance that you might have walked out of here with your life.

No longer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPx2nS-St8

>> No.18071794

On the right: That Guy.

On the left: the DM.

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>>18071769
in the FACE

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This isn't actually mine, it's my Sister's "Fuck you, I'm a PC" reaction. And yes, she can do this in-game

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rolled 2 = 2

>>18071495
I am not ashamed to say I cried when I read that the first time.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ARYSP70Q44

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>>18071802

Don't fuck with Binders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30p2lISWECQ&feature=related

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More like "FUCK YEAH, I'M A PC"

>> No.18071857

>"His shanks and his joints, every knuckle and angle and organ from head to foot, shook like a tree in the flood or a reed in the stream. His body made a furious twist inside his skin, so that his feet and shins switched to the rear and his heels and calves switched to the front... On his head the temple-sinews stretched to the nape of his neck, each mighty, immense, measureless knob as big as the head of a month-old child... he sucked one eye so deep into his head that a wild crane couldn't probe it onto his cheek out of the depths of his skull; the other eye fell out along his cheek. His mouth weirdly distorted: his cheek peeled back from his jaws until the gullet appeared, his lungs and his liver flapped in his mouth and throat, his lower jaw struck the upper a lion-killing blow, and fiery flakes large as a ram's fleece reached his mouth from his throat... The hair of his head twisted like the tange of a red thornbush stuck in a gap; if a royal apple tree with all its kingly fruit were shaken above him, scarce an apple would reach the ground but each would be spiked on a bristle of his hair as it stood up on his scalp with rage."

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>>18071811
Don Rosa is the man. He is the 'best seat reserved for the storyteller at the fire'. I still have my original subscription dead tree version of The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck.

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This is how I PC.

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> Dwarf gets eaten by dinosaur
> Paladin is k.o.
> Cleric is weak
> Ranger has seven arrows left
> two dinosaurs are still standing
> One stops, and his gut explodes
> It falls to the ground as the dwarf slides out on a river of blood and guts
"Alright, lets give that another go."

True D&D story.
Turns out DM was an ass, and wanted to kill the new player on his first session, because the T-Rexamajigs heal XdX damage from non-magical attacks per-turn.
I said, "FUCK THAT," took a weapon to both hands against a sure target, 'fought' offensively, and successfully tore my way out of the dinosaur.
His poker-face could not conceal a twinkle of surprise and disappointment in his eyes.
The Dwarf that defied the DM.
(repeatedly)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiDvsuWCXSE

>> No.18071946

Apparently, "throw dragons at the problem" doesn't always work.

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>>18071927
last one.
Might have some Deadpool

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>>18071908
Sam the FUCKING MAN VIMES

Patrician is scarier, Vimes is the way Lawful Good should be played.

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>>18072035

FUCK YEAH BETA-RAY BILL

I also just realized I have way too many /co/ related pictures.

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God Damn, I love Beta Ray Bill

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people being awesome thread?

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filename if you don't know him

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>>18072151
now that is PC

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[3.5]

>As he turns away
I stand on my broken fucked up legs
Raise my staff of the magi with mangled fingers
shove all 8 foot of it up his ass and snap it off.

Thats right, retributive strike to the colon.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-AsofTCpYM

Daies vs. Dowjin, if you add tits.

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>Violence is the last joyous respite of the improvident planner.
>A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FDAkpQSJVA

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My turn.

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>>18071521

I can dig this.

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A man's man. A man among men. You wish you were this cool. You wish you were this successful. You wish you could do what you wanted to do like he did what he wanted to do.

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sometimes it's not succeeding, sometimes it's never giving up

>> No.18072537

Every game I've tried to run ends up like this.

I'm not sure whether I have the worst group ever or the best group ever.

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>>18072111
Nansen is the goddamned hardest man who lived

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK YOU

>> No.18072605

This is how I impossible odds.

Part 1.

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Fuck you, I'm a comical DMPC.

>> No.18072620

Let's go, punk!

>> No.18072622

>"Fuck you. I'm a PC"
A counterpoint to those Mac ads?

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>>18072605

Part 2

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Fuck you, I'm a comical DMPC

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>>18072605
>>18072632
Doom is such a boss.

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>>18071637

Image definitely needed.

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>>18072632
Daaaaaaaaaamn....

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>>18072632
>>18072605
Goddamn, I love Doom.
Is that from Doomworld? I recognize the pages, but I can't remember what it's from.

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>>18072605
>>18072632
those poor giant robots

>> No.18072716

Come at me bro

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>>18072605
>>18072632

Fuck yeah Doom. I'd storytime that whole issue if I had it saved on my computer.

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>>18072702
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>>18072605
i hate doom. and then he pulls this shit. i love doom

pic:oldie but goodie

>> No.18072791

Thiiiiis

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rolled 94 = 94

>>18072649
Fuck you I didn't want to cry anymore today

>> No.18072845

Not Doomposter but...

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>>18072644
tl;dr Doctor Doomhattan. A What If...? in which Dr. Doom takes the powers of the Beyonder and then goes apeshit.

Good, but not good enough to upload. That's actually the best part. I only have it as one bigass jpeg for some reason.

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>>18072185
Holy dicks. Where the hell is that from? It's friggin amazing.

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>>18073027
I don't know but it gives me catharsis every time I see it.

>> No.18073140

>>18073027
Dat Zelda at the end.
>And that is why you will never win.

>> No.18073275

>>18072845

Original Doomposter here.

I am ashamed to say I have never actually read the comic that those two images came from. I scooped it up from /co/ and have been trying to find the name of it ever since.

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>>18072605
>>18073275
"What If? Dr.Doom kept the powers of The Beyonders"

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>>18072156
This story is almost too awesome.

>> No.18079621

>>18071489
>implying that's not exactly the same agenda

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