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Space Bruce Willis thread? Space Bruce Willis thread!

>> No.17885620

That feel when there will never be a space marine movie with properly cast live action counterparts.

>> No.17885644

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvB2oE-BsJo

>> No.17885650

Can you imagine Diomedes saying "YIPPY KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS"?

>> No.17885654

>Space Bruce Willis thread!

the 5th element?

>> No.17885669

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXYibWWa1uk

>> No.17885693

This is now an Eliphas the Inheritor thread.

>> No.17885704

>>17885693

lol you got fucked in DoW2

>> No.17885721

rolled 76 = 76

>>17885704
But mostly reinstated with retribution. Fuck yeah terminator armour.

>> No.17885722

>>17885704
Bitches know that I'm the most badass motherfucker in the whole DoW series.

>> No.17885749

>>17885669
>>17885669

That felt extremely uncomfortable.

>> No.17885812

>>17885693
The only thing he inherited was his gene-father's penchant for failure.

>> No.17885832

>>17885812

>using Carron to discredit Eliphas

>> No.17885874

>>17885832
Eliphas failed on Kronus twice, then again on Aurelia. Mr Metal Boxes, while lacking Eliphas's sublime wit, at least wiped out two Guard regiments in his campaign and is implied to be much smarter than all his ranting and raving would suggest.

>> No.17885924

>>17885669

>> No.17885941

>>17885874
technically (iirc), his death in DoW2 was the last thing that helped ulkair to escape, but then ulkair botched it.

And who knows how many casualties he inflicted on kronus? I'm betting it's a lot more than "lord" carron.

>> No.17886062

>>17885941

Eliphas sacrificed another chaos space marine to release Ulkair.

They had a deal.

>> No.17886077

>>17885941
He didn't actually die, he just got beaten up and warped away.

>"Eliphas again proves to be a disappointment. His refusal to accept death is an offense to Grandfather Nurgle."

As for Kronus, the sergeants in DoW2 go on about how few men died under Captain Dave Ian Fool's command, so Eliphas can't have killed too many of them. We don't really know which other factions he fought or how far he got, just that he eventually lost... to a guy who didn't know how to stop the enemy from tricking his own troops into shooting each other.

>> No.17886096

>Play Ret
Fuck yeah Chaos! Fuck yeah Eliphas

>Suddenly Abaddon
Awesome!

>Abaddon takes every opportunity to belittle, insult, and threaten me

Wait what....

>Neroth acts like clingy yandere girlfriend the whole campaign

Argh!

>mfw Ret Chaos campaign

>> No.17886120

>>17886077
Also, in that disappointment line Ulkair was totally making fun of Eliphas's penis.

>> No.17886148

>>17886077
Abaddon warped Eliphas away then he spent a decade personally torturing him.

>> No.17886180

"I have grown practiced... at killing you... Eliphas..."
"Death is but the beginning, Thule, as you will mark when your soul belongs to Chaos! For decades, I was flayed and burned! Every accursed second I thought of you and your meddling!"
"Pity... I forgot you... long ago..."

>> No.17886243

>>17886180

Best Dread

>> No.17886295

>>17886180
> "Pity... I forgot you... long ago..."

Even in death, eliphas gets served

>> No.17886308

>>17886295
Eliphas got his revenge on Thule and offered his soul to Abaddon as tribute.

So I think Eliphas comes ahead in this one.

>> No.17886408

>Diomedes thread derails into eliphas thread

HHHERESY

>> No.17886435

>>17886408
I AM GABRIAL ANGEL-LOS, KAP-TAN OF THE BLUD REVENS

>> No.17887063

>>17886435
MAH CHAP-TAR IZ IN ROO-INS

>> No.17887438

http://youtu.be/UZfvIg_M5yE
BAAAAAAAAAALD

>> No.17887505

>>17885620
>even wanting that
fuck movies. Just make more (decent) games. Space Marine was a good start

>>17886308
that's just because he couldn't think up a comeback.

Eliphas the buttmangled

>> No.17887519

DAMN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH_k42Ko2DQ

>> No.17887558

What are the dots on his forehead? Noticed them on Captain Titus and a few others but never before? Are they some sort of neural interface, or perhaps a strange STI from spess mehreens facialing each other?

>> No.17887580

smell like khorne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQ0cyCQbnk

>> No.17887583

>>17887558
They're service studs. When you've served long enough for the chapter, either 100 or 1000 years depending, they drive a nail into your skul to show it. The longer you've served, the more studs.

>> No.17887614

>>17887583
Most chapter masters wouldn't have one for 1,000

>> No.17887620

>>17887063
THE SEK TOR IS AHT WAHR.

>> No.17887629

>Gabriel of the Hidden Heart

>> No.17887645

>>17886180
Davian Cool had the best fucking lines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD4hD9CuBcM

>> No.17887695

Diomedes has seniority over Angelos, having both served for at least a century longer and attained basically the highest rank next to Chapter Master, and was the one who actually brought Kyras down while Angelos lay useless and dying on the ground after one hit. Yet the daemon-releasing, sub-sector-dooming Angelos became Chapter Master (assuming the Blood Ravens victory is canon, and you know it will be). Now Diomedes seemed gracious enough about the whole thing... but still...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg4hXhogGYM

>> No.17887759

>>17885722
your not Sindri

>> No.17887764

>>17887695
1- It wasn't Anglos's fault Maledictus was unleashed (It was Toth and Macha's fault)

2-Diomedes served with traitors and heretics for centuries without noticing!

3-Unlike Angelos, Diomedes faltered when the truth was finally revealed to him.

In short, Diomedes does not have the strength of character or purity to lead the Blood Ravens.

>> No.17887816

>>17887764
I'd say mostly Macha's, though. Even after all of her doods had been annihilated, how hard would it have been to just explain stuff in a short 1-paragraph speech using small words the mon-keigh could understand? I mean, seriously.

But no, it was all vague "You will doom us all, but I'm not going to tell you how!" shit.

>> No.17887857

>>17887816
Still, thinking that destroying the daemon's prison would destroy the daemon was rather derpy. Surely if it were really that easy the Eldar would have already done it.

>> No.17887927

>>17887857
Destroying the artifact before the sacrifice was complete would have killed it off for good.

Sadly the daemon gained enough power to endure its prison shattering.

This whole disaster would have been averted if Macha bothered with telling the Captain and Inquisitor some details about the Maledictum.

But No! Telling the dirty Mon'kieghs some crucial information is a big No-No for the haughty Eldar.

>> No.17888041

>>17887927
Maledictus said "Had you done so sooner, you may well have vanquished me." I interpreted that as meaning that he would have been banished to the Warp for a few years, centuries, millennia or whatever, rather than being destroyed outright. Either way, he would eventually be able to return to the materium. Isn't the only way to completely destroy a daemon to have a more powerful Warp entity (for example, a Chaos God) consume it?

Though yes, Macha was an idiot. Things like this are why people call the Eldar incompetent.

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