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An excerpt from "Spirit Sanctuary," a freeform forum RP. This is the character of the "GM" of the roleplay.

Name - Yuviel Silverstone (yuvielシルバーストン) (Mistress Silverstrone or Headmaster To those who are following the rules of the bound zone).

Nickname - Yuv-Chan (This only applies to those who are Proven Immortal and have no real need for the school).

Age - Been in the Human realm for 20 years, looks to be of 12 years.20のため12が表示さ周りされて

Gender - Female 女性

Race - Wolf-Girl (Neko Spirit) オオカミの精神

Appearance - Wolf girl of 12 years. Usually nude in the staff room, otherwise wears a standard 2nd year schoolgirl outfit.
4' 2" Brown hair (White tips to Humans, instead of Neko hair Also her eyes are Blue to Humans)
ロリータ

Personality - Playful, forgetful, loyal. Easily angered.

Bio - Although she runs the school, the normal members of Staff as well as all None-spirit and most Spirit do not know She is the owner and the person who runs the school. Because of this, the secondary head runs the show for those linked to the Human world. She'll spend most of her time 'playing' Schoolgirl in class, Making sure the most dangerous Spirits don't mess things up For the innocents within her bound location.

>> No.17381294

>>17381286

Trying to start a rage thread or did you miss the mary sue threads?

>> No.17381301

Wolf-Girl (Neko Spirit)

i am a weaboo and i am offended.

>> No.17381323

>>17381301
Maybe it's like cat dog?

>> No.17381335

Power - Multiple magic types, Barrier, missle, plant based.
Favours Earth element and fire element combinations.
Pysical powers - Speed, Agility, Additional type of eye ability (see what shouldn't be seen etc), super human strength.
これを読んでいる場合は、私はここをクリックヘクタールを
には、[大声で笑う]

Weakness - Inability to leave the school grounds unless it's the North gate, even then it's limited to 100 yards.

Alignment - Dead in the middle. * This will varie depending on Who or what enters her bound place.

Hometown - The school is her bound place, otherwise the spiritworld is hers.

Job - Runs the school.

Title - Headmistress. 校長

>> No.17381345

>>17381323
does that mean she has two upper bodies - catgirl and doggirl - attached to eachother?

>> No.17381350

>>17381286
>>17381335

Leave, quickly. Why the fuck are you taking time to tell us about this? Leave that horrifying game, scrub your browser, and thank your lucky stars you didn't become a weaboo like that dude.

>> No.17382159

>>17381335
>Alignment - Dead in the middle.

I'm 12 and what is this?

>> No.17383448

>>17382159

It obviously means True Neutral, stupid unkawaii baka.

>> No.17383763

>>17381286
>>17381335
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING!!!

>>Name - Yuviel Silverstone (yuvielシルバーストン) (Mistress Silverstrone or Headmaster To those who are following the rules of the bound zone)
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THIS? IF YOU ARE MAKING A WEEABOO CHARACTER AT LEAST GIVE HER A LEGITIMATE JAPANESE NAME INSTEAD OF REPHRASING "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

>>Nickname - Yuv-Chan (This only applies to those who are Proven Immortal and have no real need for the school).

WHY DOES SHE EVEN NEED A NICKNAME ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING HER FRIENDS GIVE HER? AND HOW MANY IMMORTALS ARE THERE? HOW DO YOU EVEN PROVE THAT YOU ARE IMMORTAL DO YOU HAVE LIKE COMMIT SEPPUKKU AND SAY "LOOK I DID NOT DIE! CAN I USE YOUR NICKNAME NOW?"

>>Gender - Female 女性
THE KANJI 女 IS ENOUGH TO SAY FEMALE BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT SO OYU HAD TO TYPE "FEMALE" INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO FIND IT ALSO 女の子 IS MORE SUITABLE FOR A 12 YEARS OLD!


>>Race - Wolf-Girl (Neko Spirit) オオカミの精神
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? ITS LIKE INU-YASHA SUDDENLY GOT FUSION MODE WITH CATDOG AND EXPLODED IN THE PROCESS THAT TURN HIM FEMALE IN THE PROCESS!!!

>> No.17383784

>>Appearance - Wolf girl of 12 years. Usually nude in the staff room, otherwise wears a standard 2nd year schoolgirl outfit.
4' 2" Brown hair (White tips to Humans, instead of Neko hair Also her eyes are Blue to Humans)
ロリータ
WHY IS SHE NUDE IN THE STAFF ROOM I BET BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE STAFF ROOM AND SHE USES IT TO MASTERBATE WHILE LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR ALL DAY. WHY IS SHE WEARING A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT WHEN SHE IS THE PRINCIPAL? DID DUMBLEDORE WEAR A SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM WHEN HE WAS GIVING LECTURES AT HOGWARTS? I WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT SHE IS THE PRINCIPAL IF SHE ALSO WEARS A SHCOOL UNIFORM? OH RIGHT I GUESS IF SOMEONE DOUBTS HER WORD SHE JUST GETS NAKED TO PROVE HER POINT. wHAT IS THAT HAIR? WHAT IS A NEKO HAIR? DO CATS HAVE EARS MADE OUT OF HAIR? WHY IS IT WHITE TIPS FOR HUMANS DOES SHE GIVE OUT TIPS ABOUT WHITE HAIR OR SOMETHING?

>> No.17383795

>>17383784
Tips on being white. She's so white, her Mary Sue Japanese form doesn't make sense. Like some kind of Old One that couldn't be arsed to actually do anything terrifying.

>> No.17383803

Thankyou for posting this, OP. It's sometimes nice to know that although we get our share of THAT GUYs around here, there are some places on the tubes that are far, far worse.

>> No.17383823

>>17383803
Yep, because in an RPG there are rules, but in freeform idiots are free.

>> No.17383828

>>Personality - Playful, forgetful, loyal. Easily angered.
SO YOU BASICALLY SHE BEHAVES LIKE A CAT AND DOG AT THE SAME TIME WHILE BEING A 12 YEARS OLD GIRL WHO HAS TO RUN THE SCHOOL BUT PROBABLY DOES NOTHING AND THE SCHOOL JUST MAGICALLY RUNS ITSELF WHILE SHE IS TRADING AROUND THROWING TEMPER TANTRUMS TO EVERYONE AND RUNNING AWAY OFFENDED BUT COMING BACK 2 MINUTES LATER SAYING THAT SHE IS SORRY MAKING EVERYONE THINK THAT SHE SERIOUSLY NEEDS MEDS CAUSE SHE HAS ADHD AND BIPOLAR-DISORDER AND SHE IS STALKING EVERYON LIKE SOME CREEP.

>> No.17383862

>>Bio - Although she runs the school, the normal members of Staff as well as all None-spirit and most Spirit do not know She is the owner and the person who runs the school. Because of this, the secondary head runs the show for those linked to the Human world. She'll spend most of her time 'playing' Schoolgirl in class, Making sure the most dangerous Spirits don't mess things up For the innocents within her bound location.
SO NOBODY EVEN KNOWS SHE RUNS THE SCHOOL PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE DOES NOTHING JUST APPEAR IN CLASSES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SITS WITH EVERYONE WHILE THE TEACH MAKES THE GENERIC "transfer student introduction scene" AND SHE HAS TO DO THIS EVERY TIME SHE DECIDED TO COME TO CLASS JUST WATCH OUT FOR EVIL SPIRITS. WAIT! THERE IS A SECONDARY HEAD? SO SHE HAS TWO HEADS AND ONE CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY HUMANS AND THAT HEAD RUNS AN ALTERNATIVE DIMENSION OF THE SCHOOL ALONE EVEN TOUGH SHE DOES NOTHING AT ALL? WHO IS THIS "MOST SPIRIT" BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WE KNOW IS THAT IT DOESN'T KNOW THAT SHE RUNS THIS SCHOOL WITH ONE OF HER HEADS OR SOMETHING!

>> No.17383879

Wait...Neko Spirit? She's a WOLF...how the hell...

>> No.17383884

>>17381345

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nOk9Fi6gKQ

>> No.17383901

Alright. What is the URL of the forum?

I wanna bring a second-years-khornate-apprentice-schoolgirl up in this bitch.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>> No.17383911

>>Power - Multiple magic types, Barrier, missle, plant based.
>>Favours Earth element and fire element combinations.
>>Pysical powers - Speed, Agility, Additional type of eye ability (see what shouldn't be seen etc), super human strength.
SO SHE KNOWS MULTIPLE MAGIC TYPES, SO LIKE A MAGIC TYPE OF TOILET PAPER OR A MAGIC TYPE OF KITCHEN MIXER? BARRIER MISSLE PLANT BASED TOILET PAPER YOU SAY? THAT SEEMS QUITE PRACTICALY FOR ANAL HYGENE LIKE IMAGINE IT FORM A BARRIER AROUND YOUR BUTT AND SHOOTS A ROCKET INTO YOUR ASS TO CLEAN IT AND IT IS ALL PLANT BASED SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT IN A POT OR IN THE GARDEN.
SHE LIKES EARTH ELEMENT AND FIRE ELEMENT COMBINATIONS SO SHE PROBABLY LIKES LAVA, SO PROBABLY A PLANT BASED BARRIER MISSILE TOILET PAPER MADE OUT OF LAVA THAT GROWS OUT OF A VOLCANO WHERE TAKES A SHIT. SO SHE PROBABLY SHITS LAVA SO THAT SHE NEEDS MAGICAL TOILET PAPER TO WIPE THAT SHIT THAT IS PRETTY BAD-ASS!
PHYSICAL POWER SO SHE IS FAST AND AGILE TO GET TO THE TOILET QUICKLY BEFORE SHE SHITS LAVA IN THE CLASSROOM AND SOMETIMES HAVE SUPER STRENGTH TO HELP HER DURING THOSE TIMES WHEN YOUR BOWELS DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU AND YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE TO PRODUCE SOMETHING OF MATERIAL VALUE IN THERE.
>>これを読んでいる場合は、私はここをクリックヘクタールを
には、[大声で笑う]
YOU ARE ALSO TROLLING WEAKLY!

>> No.17383913

>>17383901
This. I shall eagerly watch your progress, Champion!

>> No.17383930

>>17383901

MERRY HUNTING, BROTHER!

MAY YOUR FOES BE WORTHY AND YOUR BAN GLORIOUS

>> No.17383934

>>Weakness - Inability to leave the school grounds unless it's the North gate, even then it's limited to 100 yards.
SO SHE CANNOT LEAVE THE SCHOOL GROUND WHAT DOES SHE DO WHEN EVERYONE IS ALREADY HOME AND ONLY THE JANITOR IS CLEANING THE TOILETS? I BET SHE NEVER ALLOWS EVERYOEN TOGO HOME BECAUSE WITH HER PERSONALITY PROBLEMS PROBABLY SHE CANNOT TAKE 5 SECOND WITHOUT ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE OR SHE STARTS TO TALK WITH HER OTHER HEAD IN THAT ALTERNATE DIMENSION AND ANNOY HERSELF.HER WEAKNESS IS NOT EVEN A WEAKNESS BECAUSE I BET THE WHOLE PLOT IS THE SCHOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU CHARACTER DO IF PEOPLE STOPPED COMING TO SCHOOL BECAUSE A LOT OF THEM GOT EMOTIONALLY MANGLED BY YOUR PRESENCE?


>>Alignment - Dead in the middle. * This will varie depending on Who or what enters her bound place.
YEAH I THINK THIS CHARACTER IS PRETTY DEAD IN THE MIDDLE, SO BASICALLY SHE HAS NO ALIGNMENT BECAUSE YOU ARE A LAZY FUCK TO COME WITH A PERSONALITY SO YOU WILL DO WHATEVER COMES INTO YOUR MIND BUT THAT IS KIND OF ACCURATE TOWARDS THE PERSONALITY OF THE CHARACTER WHICH IS JUST A PSYCHOTIC NUTHEAD.

>> No.17383946

>>17383913
>>17383930

I'd love to, but I just can't find this bitch via google. Goddamnit!

Still, should I rather go as Khornette-expy or rather 'schoolgirl' who seeks to ascend to daemonhood?

All via the gratuitious gathering of skulls and the spilling of blood, of course.

>> No.17383947

>>17383901

Some Google-fu finds a few hits. It's elusive, seems drama has already followed this work of underrated genius.

However, it wasn't too hard to find, even if Google wasn't too willing to give me the location.

http://spiritsanctuary.myfreeforum.org/viewforum.php?f=18

//TARGET LOCKED//

//READY FOR DROP POD INSERTION//

//BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD//

>> No.17383948

>>17383946

Found it for you. Thank me with glorious greentext.

>>17383947

>> No.17383953

>>17383947
>>17383947
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>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
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>>17383947
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>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>>17383947
>Chaos
>Drop pods

>> No.17383967

>>17383953

Oh feck off, I don't know much about Chaos anyway.

Still, you got your link.

>> No.17383976

Taken directly from the site.

>Grades are: A, B, C, D and E.

>E represents “Elite” – Typically the Immortals of purer blood or power are asked to stay and perfect their skills a step further before wondering out into the world and hopefully making it a more peaceful place.

>B, C, D, E
>E
>Traditional grading system with no failure
>They don't skip a letter

SURE IS AUTISTIC IN THERE
>mfw

>> No.17383978

>>Hometown - The school is her bound place, otherwise the spiritworld is hers.
OH WAIT! SO SHE SUDDENLY OWNS THE SPIRIT WORLD TOO? THAT IS PRETTY COOL CONSIDERING SHE CANNOT GO THERE BECAUSE SHE IS TRAPPED IN THE SCHOOL AND I BET NOBODY EVEN KNOWS THAT BUT HOW DOES SHE OWN THE SPIRIT WORLD DID SHE JUST ANNOY PREVIOUS OWNER TO DEATH AND NOBODY ELSE WAS GIVING A FUCK SO SHE JUST CLAIMED IT EVEN TOUGH SHE CANNOT GO THERE AND PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHERE IT BECAUSE SHE IS BUSY TALKING TO HER HEAD. ALSO IS THE ENTIRE SPIRIT WORLD A TOWN WHICH IS HER HOMETOWN?
Job - Runs the school.
YEAH I BET SHE MAKES THE WHOLE SCHOOL RUN LIKE SHINIGAMI-SAMA FROM SOUL EATER BUT THE WHOLE SCHOOL JUST RUNS AWAY FROM HER ALL THE TIME. AND I M PRETTY SURE YOU NEVER ACTUALLY READ OR WATCHED SOUL EATER!

>> No.17383980

Hrm, hrm. It demands that I first contact the GM, creator or the Mary Sue, of course, unfortunately would also demand about just 'how' he/she'd insert me into the roleplay.

And yes, haven't done this shit before just yet. Give the newbie some pointers how he can reach the delicious skulls, will you?

I doubt he/she'd see the advantages of a Khornate Worshipper, I need an excuse...

>> No.17383992

>>17383980

These types love their SO DARK AND EDGY AND BROOOODING jap-shite archetypes. Sniff around the forum a bit, look up some backstories, find how much is acceptable, the write some crap about 'dealing with the darkness within' or something like that.

Godspeed, anon.

>> No.17384002

>>17383980
Alright, it's obvious this man needs help. Three other anons, go as cultists of the other three Gods.
Only one of you may be champion Undivided.
MAY THE GODS WATCH OVER YOU, BROTHERS!

>> No.17384003

also found this gem:

>The setting for this roleplay is a castle, this castle is home of Yuviel Silverstone – an Ancient spirit who wishes for those at war to live together in peace and harmony, this of course is a fragile alliance at best, as it’s her power alone and ability to scare that prevents an all out bloodbath from happening anytime soon.

Sure not a tyrant in here.
I might need some time to study the forum to build up my disguise.

>> No.17384004

>Barrier rules
>Those with intent to harm cannot enter.

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
HOW DO THEY KNOW

>> No.17384006

>>17384002

Oh, but the Slaaneshi schoolgirl temptation...

>hhnicsi many

Oh but HHNNNG indeed, captcha

>> No.17384008

>>Title - Headmistress. 校長
DOES IT EVEN MATTER THAT SHE HAS TITLE IF NOBODY EVEN KNOWS THAT SHE IS THE HEADMISTRESS AND THOSE THAT KNOW HER WILL JUST CALL HER ON HER NICKNAME?

and my raeg is spent... but I think this was an hour well spent.

Are you sure all this is not just an elaborate troll or something?

>> No.17384010

>>17384003
Simple, the power of Khorne protects you from the barrier. If it can provide Kharn immunity to psychic bullshit, it can protect you from this.

>> No.17384016

>>17384003

>ability to scare that prevents an all out bloodbath from happening anytime soon.

This could take a while, but the trolling opportunities are vast. I mean, the decimation of the entire forum vast.

If you can work your way, slowly, carefully, into her good books, and slowly oil her self-aggrandising mary-sue, you 'might' just be able to work up to some huge epic battle in which at least one or two regualr members get 'killed'. This inevitably will create MASSIVE drama, with 'Yuviel' completely blinded by her self-insert power trip as she 'saves the day'.

BAM.

Skulls for the skull throne.

>> No.17384024

>>17384008

Look inside yourself, you know it to be true.

I know of only one solution, total exterminatus.

>> No.17384034

>Speaking, or thought should be used with with " " or the Quote system, idealy with the Quote system for direct speaking, so we get something like the following

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ROLEPLAY GOD DAMMIT.
YES I MAD

In other news, I volunteer to be the Nurglite cultist. Is it alright if I play him as a fat /v/-style neckbear? Pic related.

>> No.17384035

>>17384010
While that would definitely make sense, what I 'worry' is that the GM will just flip out and throw a tantrum about someone being immune to just one of her 'powers'.

I'd get banned before I reach the stage of my killcount exceeding 100, the BLASPHEMY!

Maybe, just maybe I should try a nurglite first? You know, utterly friendly, yet so very disgusting. The stark contrast to the broody 'beautiful' oh-so-edgy grimderp anime-faggots

>> No.17384038

>>17383980
Blood being used as a source of magic is fairly common in both traditional religious/spiritual systems and in modern reference.
Bones (that is to say, skulls but veiled into a more general manner) is less common, but can still be found in a few; for ease you could go with a norse, south american or hoodoo/voodoo styled character that starts off as something like a seer/fortune teller that enjoys physical challenges, progress through shamanism/necromancy as a method of better understanding anatomy and overcoming the limits of the physical form.
Maybe aspirations of being a doctor.
Viking school girl. Do it.

>> No.17384040

>>17383980
The easiest way to pass these loopholes would be to make her a victim of her passion, coming to this 'spirit sanctuary' to try and learn to control her raging emotions. She doesn't intend to hurt or harm anyone, she doesn't intend anything but to learn self-control. Of course, it doesn't work out as planned. All it takes is a slight trigger, something to ignite those passions and suddenly, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

It's something basic, but it should be enough to get your past the initial barrier.

>> No.17384044

>>17384035
No! There is a simpler solution that won't take away the glorious blood for Khorne: Play as a vampire.

>> No.17384047

>>17384035

Maybe, but the only wording is 'intent'.

Play someone DARK AND EDGY, struggling with inner demons or some shit. These people -love melodrama-. The 'intent' is good, then slwoly have the character succumb to bloodlust or some shit.

>> No.17384049

Are we planning an invasion?

This seems like the best place to invade.

>> No.17384050

>>17384047
>>17384040

Trollmind. Something like these.

>> No.17384054

>>17384038
nono dude. skulls are totally celtic magic. cus they thought the soul resided in the head
wait is that even a word?
a fuckit
it'll work

>> No.17384057

>>17384049

No invasion, that's -against the rules-. Just one brave mujaheddin going stepping boldly into the breach. We're just here for... logistical support.

>> No.17384058

>>17384049
More like an infiltration. This is /tg/ at it's finest. We will show the world how we raid: From the inside out.

>> No.17384062

>>17384016
Unfortunately, that would demand me behaving like a tzeentchian cultist...

you know what, maybe I'd rather try undivided, make a lil subtle worship, kill a kitten here, bring a disease there, the overwhelming Xanatos Gambit will be to Tzeentch, spreading hope, and maybe a lil depravity to round it up in the name of Slaanesh.

All that will get bigger steadily as I corrupt the GM and his/her Mary Sue.

Still would prefer the all-out BERZERKER route. What can I say? I'm a khornate worshipper at heart yet.

>> No.17384064

>>17384057

>going stepping

Wat

I cannot into backspace. That was just supposed to be 'stepping'.

>> No.17384065

>>17384049
It seems we are. Which surprises me, I thought that was the retards on /b/'s job.

I call Nurglite cultist. Still need a Slaneesh schoolgirl and a transvestite Tzeentch CHANGELING

>> No.17384066

oh I don't INTEND to harm...I'm just a trickster, teehee!

and as we all know...
*sinistervoice* ...Tricksters always end up breaking everything...

>> No.17384069

..My. How gauche.
I begin to wonder if you understand true charisma at all.

>> No.17384073

>>17383784
>DID DUMBLEDORE WEAR A SCHOOLGIRL UNIFORM WHEN HE WAS GIVING LECTURES AT HOGWARTS?
Yes. It was a cunning scheme to make Voldemort misunderestimate him

>> No.17384083

>>17384062

Depends how you look at it.

You don't have to go in guns blazing to be Khornate. You're after blood for blood's sake, not plans for planning's sake. You are the timebomb. Wait until you're in the best position for mass slaughter, then offer your god everything.

>> No.17384087

>>17384083
This. How do you think Apha Legion Khornate worshippers work?

>> No.17384091

>>17384047
>>17384040

Of course! How could I forget, silly me, these weeaboos fap to all that 'inner demons' crap.

Hehehe, will definitely use that. It will project to real life a lil too, as I will constantly have to keep myself from going all out blood orgy on them. At least until the time is right. I hope Khorne can forgive me this delay.

>> No.17384092

>>17384062
The all-out berserker is an impossible one for this, I'm afraid.

>> No.17384094

>>17384065
>>17384065
>>17384065
...Wouldn't 4 people joining at once be a little obvious?
What are the chances that Weaboos will recognize the 4 warhammer gods in Kawaii uguu form?

>> No.17384098

>>17384094

I think just the Khornate sleeper will be enough.

The trick to trolling well is to troll gently.

>> No.17384110

>>17384083

> You are the timebomb

Fuck, this just gave me an idea for my next song, something creepy and quiet, slow and patient, then all-out FUCK YOU berserker music. to the end.

>> No.17384116

>>17384087
They don't. Those are obviousely just regular Berzerkers dressed up by the Alpha Legion to look like Alpha-Legionaires withouth them noticing/caring.

>> No.17384118

get a drawfag to make four tohous of the chaos gods

>> No.17384119

Oh god that OP! These people are the reason everyone hates weeaboos!

>> No.17384126

Also, when exactly will the time be right?

I must create some drama, the Mary Sue being the key. But what drama would be best? Me losing self-control in the middle of a crowd would be delicious, but give the Sue too easy a target to squash or

>shudder

CURE of my love for Khorne!

>> No.17384127

>>17384118
like this?

>> No.17384139

Or maybe I should go the relentlessly Yandere route, you know, constantly befriending everyone, then luring them one after the other to me.

THEY WILL ONLY LOVE ME, NO ONE ELSE MAY!

>> No.17384143

>>17384139
Just pick something and hop to, faggot.
:3

>> No.17384144

>>17384126

The time will be right when you are in the best position to cause as much damage as possible, IC and OOC. To pull this off will require careful work in both. Even if some epic battle ensues and half the group 'die' before you're 'cured', you will have sounded the death knell for the game as the forum tears itself apart under the weaboo tears of watching their self-inserts get violently murdered so the mod could have her power moment. IC, you've sacrificed honourably. OOC, you've destroyed the web equivalent of a small country.

>> No.17384147

>>17384139
just came into this thread because i saw the word yandere/bestdere, care to fill me in on what's going on?

>> No.17384150

>>17384147
Alpha Legion infiltration

>> No.17384156

>>17384118

I'm pretty sure we have Tzeench here.

>> No.17384158

9/10 OP. The nerdrage is strong in this thread.

>> No.17384160

>>17384147

Important posts:

>>17381286
OP, horrible mary-sue located

>>17383901
Brave Anon steps up as a human timebomb

>>17384091
Plot thickens

That's about it

>> No.17384162

Just a thought, but if you want to be somewhat humorous, put a little note in the background description for your character, "Loves corn."

Just for kicks.

>> No.17384166

>>17384139
Here's your ticket to daemonhood:

>Gore levels have no limits, you want to rip crap out of someones backside, eat it and then puke on the next person then chainsaw a torso in 2 – go for it, but please OKAY it with the would-be target of such extreme violence and perversion.

Go and make Khorne proud.

>> No.17384170

The fuck did I find here?

Locations of the grounds are as follows
- Heads office, Heads chamber, Heads bathroom.
- Throne room
- Reception area, filing room.
- Castle Gate
- Castle Inner gate / keep.
- Kitchens
- Eating area / Elvish eating area
- Elvish dorms
- Human dorms
- Darkened dorms
- Universal dorms
- Medical room, medical storage
- Elvish healing quarter.
- Vampire Crypt, eatery, medical storage, classroom.
- Library, child section, adult section, closed section, sealed section.
- Barracks
- Torture chamber
- Punishment dorms

>Torture Chamber

>> No.17384172

>>17384166
Wait.
What
Go read some of the posts of a while Khornate, i want to know what kinda of RP exists in this setting

>> No.17384173

>>17384170

>Punishment dorms

WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

>> No.17384176

>>17384166

Found Khorne Touhou

>> No.17384177

Is this board even active? The last post I can find seems to be dated from March...

>> No.17384180

>>17384160
so op shows us a sue character and anon decides to infiltrate the group using a blood orgying, khorne loving, yandere schoolgirl?
did i get that right? i really hope i did, i think i just fell in love

>> No.17384184

>>17384177
AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE FUN VANISHED.

>> No.17384185

>>17384170
>Torture Chamber
>Punishment Dorms

And suddenly things took a turn for the strange. I have to wonder, just what these people are up to...

>> No.17384187

>>17384176

Oh sweet Jesus. Yeah...that's Khorne Touhou.

Isn't that the plant one?

>> No.17384193

>>17384166
>>17384172
>>17384176

Ok guys, here is the plan. We get tons of fa/tg/uys to sign up in their forum, and one of them gets elected as the Khorne champion. I propose Mr. Rage for that.

And we have Mr. Rage´s character go around slaughtering the sacrificial fa/tg/uys´ characters, painting the school red with their blood and guts. We have him do tons of disgusting, gorey stuff, all for the skulls.

And then he ascends to Khornate daemonhood.

>> No.17384196

>>17384184
it was pretty disappointing yes

>> No.17384200

>>17384177
Well if this is true... It is a possibility after all. Forums do crop up and eventually die, leaving naught but dusty relics, lost amidst the internet...

>> No.17384201

>>17384187

Yeah. She's also the one with the Canon quote of "Genocide is just another game..."

>> No.17384205

>>17384193

>Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:00 pm

Last post in the main RP board.

This might be a damp squib, guys.

>> No.17384207

>>17384196
They may become active again if they get new members.

>> No.17384210

>>17384207
i doubt it

>> No.17384211

>>17384177
Shit. Alright then... so where do we point Operation: Black Crusade?

>> No.17384216

>>17384187

Yup.

Although the whole BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD stuff is a mostly exaggerated thing from some offhand comments of hers. She's much more like a refined and elegant gentlewoman until someone pisses her off, at which point she beats you to death with her umbrella

so it's not really inaccurate at all I guess.

>> No.17384224

>>17384211
we need to send them Scouts

>> No.17384225

Awww, and I just wanted to celebrate my first troll of a weeaboo website...

Oh well, one day I'll find another and there I shall use the ideas I received here.

The Khornate Yandere timebomb has not stopped, it has simply received a longer timer.

>> No.17384228

>>17384211
FELLOW FA/tg/GUYS. WE NEED A BOARD TO AIM OUR TROLLING AT. SOMEONE FIND AN ACTIVE, SHITTY KAWAII UGUU ANIMU BOARD. STAT.

>> No.17384229

>>17384211
This can't be the only one. There has to be another filled with this sort of shit. Everyone, to google!

>> No.17384236

NOW, NOW, anon!

Patience!

I'm the mujaheddin who found the link to the forum. It's entirely possible that it's moved, I had to go through two sites to get to the main one, meaning the community is spread over said sites. It's entirely possible there's still a valid target, out there in the tubes.

Circlejerk amongst thineselves for a short time whilst I practice more google-fu to find a place to point our Berserker at.

>> No.17384242

>>17384236
>circlejerk

Roger that, brother.
So guys, how bout dem Eldar?
*fapfapfap*

>> No.17384247

>>17384228
I know of a website that isn't full of weeaboo nonsense, but is instead a host to stereotypical mary sue teenage horseshit. If you'd care to have a look?

>> No.17384255

And lo, the great mujaheddin OP brought forth the weaboo faggotry, and it was reviled by Anon.

"How dare they mock the great name of roleplaying with their Mary-Sue characters and freeforming bullshit!"

And then Khorne smiled upon Anon, and sent his champion to infiltrate their ranks.

Operation: Black Crusade had begun.

>> No.17384276

>>17384255
but...i've always thought of myself as more of a Nurgle/Tzeentch kinda guy....can I still help?

>> No.17384280

Bumps for the bump god. Posts for the post throne.

>> No.17384283

>>17384276
Durr, of course you can. Definitely not Tzeentch, because then you wouldn't have to ask. You're most likely a Nurglite.

>> No.17384292

>>17384236

Oh god yes.

Anon fucking delivers.

>http://animejunkies.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6593&page=6

Here you go.

> 12-06-2011, 04:17 PM time of last post.
It's still going. Slow, but it's enough. More activity might speed things along, anon, but be prepared to play the slow game.

Take the time to sample the rest of the site too, you'll find so very many things to pass the time.

>> No.17384295

Nurgle found.

>> No.17384296

>>17384247
>I know of a website that isn't full of weeaboo nonsense, but is instead a host to stereotypical mary sue teenage horseshit. If you'd care to have a look?

I know of one that is supposed to be a Persona roleplaying forum, but perverted the setting into a shitty version of Kamen Rider, with kids using their Personas to beat yakuzas, having tons of American and English students in a Japanese high school, and with "lulzy evil" (basically, evil for the lulz with no consequences, rape among them).

Also, they say they are friendly toward newcomers, but the admins and a few asshole users are butt-buddies, so watch out if you upset ANY of them even with valid reasons. When I joined and tried to settle in (I didn´t know all the crap in the forum yet and I was totally up for some Persona RP), I got banned temporarily because I asked for help, I received insults from one of the butt-buddies of one of the admins, and then defended myself. I didn´t even insult anyone, I just said that being helpful would be better for the community than hammering someone for not knowing everything about a saga spanning several jRPGs.


They also made a tvtropes page for their shitty characters and plot:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/PersonaRebirth?from=Main.PersonaRebirth


Now, I´m not saying I wouldn´t feel extremely pleased with their shitty little forum being destroyed because of what some might perceive as a childish want for revenge, buuuuuuuuut...

>> No.17384306

>>17384296
> and with "lulzy evil" (basically, evil for the lulz with no consequences, rape among them).

Sounds like persona

>> No.17384308

>>17384292

gott in himmel

>> No.17384309

>>17384292

Just making this post a little more visible. Found the RP, it IS still going.
Our brave infiltrator has a job to do.

>> No.17384311

>>17384296
Shut up, Adachi.

>> No.17384317

>>17384236
I regret to inform you that we seemingly are hunting a deceased entity.

http://animejunkies.net/forums/showpost.php?s=579c7f2afce441ddf6525c7a63ce2183&p=285151&post
count=235

As you can see when accessing the link above the target has been declared dead by its (faggy, if I may say so) creator about five months ago.

I recommend searching for a new, suitable, and living target.

>> No.17384318

>>17384283
Father Nurgle loves all his smelly neckbeard children <3

>>17384292
I love this guy! So what's the plan?

>> No.17384324

Possibly Slaanesh found?

>> No.17384326

This doesn't mean that we can't have a coordinated attack on every site like this we find. I propose we have a cultist of each god go to different communities, and destroy them from the inside out, in a way befitting their patron.

>> No.17384327

>>17384317

Wrong. I came through. They restarted the story.
Find it here:

>>17384292

>> No.17384333

>>17384326

This sounds terribly entertaining.

>> No.17384334

>>17384317
Retracting this statement, more recent information has surfaced, see:
>>17384292

>> No.17384338

>>17384311

>> No.17384342

>>17384292

Yesss.... Yesssss! YESSSS!!!

THE SLAUGHTER-FEST! THE GORE-HOUNDS! IT SHALL BE RELEASED! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

...as soon as the time is right. I need to study the forum, the important members, personality profiles.
Until then, I shall lure them to me, make me important to them. FORCE them to love me. More and more will I descend into madness. At first unconsciousely, then unwillingly. But, in the end, I shall embrace it as the only true thing.

And then, when all is beautiful, The Skull Throne shall rise.

>> No.17384349

>>17384338
I love you.

>> No.17384351

>>17384333
/tg/, terrorizing random websites...
This makes us no better than /b/.

What do you have to say for yourself, anon?

>> No.17384353

>>17384342

*bow*

I'm not sure whether to archive this thread or not...

>> No.17384354

>>17384351
I'd hit that.

>> No.17384355

>>17384351

Not all /tg/, just one anon.

Also, any sauce?

>> No.17384361

>>17384353
Considering that I will return to give updates, it might not be stupid to archive for future reference.

>> No.17384362

>>17384292
>>17384296
>Follow links.
>Read the content of them.
>What_the_hell_am_I_reading.png

>> No.17384367

>>17384351
We have taste in our trolling. What was the question again?

>> No.17384375

>>17384354
>>17384355
It's sarah Minx or whatever the hell. From youtube.
Great fap material right here:
http://www.youtube[dot]com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc

WATCH THE WHOLE THING, ITS WORTH IT

>> No.17384378

>>17384362
Mr. Inquisitor, Mr. Inquisitor, I have a queston.

Does the Codex Astartes approve of this thread?

>> No.17384379

>>17384351

I wouldn't call it 'terrorizing'. The Anon going in is doing so quietly, carefully. It's less an attack, more an infiltration. We're just gathered here to watch.

>> No.17384387

>>17384247
Heck, linking anyway. Welcome to the crazy world of RolePages, which sounds like it's a bit more active that what you guys are aiming for.

Why is this place so bad?

http://www.rolepages.com/profiles/blogs/memes
http://www.rolepages.com/group/soul-society
http://www.rolepages.com/profiles/blogs/human-then-vampire
http://www.rolepages.com/forum/topics/dungeons-and-dragons-is-for
http://www.rolepages.com/forum/topics/roleplaying-dice-are-dead-or

I could go on and on, but just check it for yourself. Is hilarious. Make an account, wait for it be approved, access the main chat and troll away. They don't have very high parameters for approving accounts.

http://www.rolepages.com/

>> No.17384392

>>17384378
That's a good question, actually, considering we're sending in a lone heretical berzerker.

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