Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

If you can see this message, the SSL certificate expiration has been fixed.
Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 1.38 MB, 1023x674, you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341157 No.17341157 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Your head never hurt so much. As the beams of light slowly invade your eyes, a deep rumble can be heard from your own throat--god damn, this hurts too much. Laying flat out on your back, your eyes finally adjust to the horror of their surrounding.

The office building is caved in and crumpled, as if a giant hand smushed it together. Your own cubicle seems somewhat intact, although all of your stuff are either broken or on the floor. A stapler knocked you out.

Who are you?

You are Andrew Moroz, a 23 year old American-Russian man from New York, who worked as an intern for Rexacorp, a border-legal tonner scamming company.

And you don't remember shit.
From the ruined and busted walls, sunlight invades the darkness of your utterly fucked workplace.

And from about fifty feet behind you, in a labyrinth of rubble and cubicles, a deep, monotone moan rings out.


(This is a quest. The first three correlated responses decide your character's actions. The goal is to survive and escape--and yes, it's post apocalyptic themed. There will be action but also a strategy and thinking part of the game.

Good luck, player.)

>> No.17341177
File: 47 KB, 600x300, DEFCON.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341177

Disregard moan, seek cover from sunlight and dust, find out what the fuck.

>> No.17341181

Look out the window, see what's going on outside.

>> No.17341189

Put head between legs, kiss ass goodbye. Attempt to suck own dick while down there. Roll for success.

>> No.17341193
File: 441 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h42m57s240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341193

RUMMAGE THROUGH DEBRIS, FIND SUITABLE HAND TO HAND COMBAT WEAPON, PROCEED FOR MOAN, BEAT SHIT .

>> No.17341204

SMASH THE WALL. YOU ARE BRUCE BANNER. YOU ARE THE HULK.

>> No.17341215

>>17341181

You slowly get up, and begin walking towards the window. Drowsy and disoriented, the realization of extreme hunger sinks in as soon as you stand up. Finding a cracked window, the image painted outside isn't pretty. The ground is cracked open, buildings look like they've taken a serious hit. Most are partially collapsed, some reduced to complete rubble. Downtown never looked so...broken.

Your best guess is an earthquake hit.

>> No.17341223

>>17341215
Check inventory. Do we have a cell phone?

>> No.17341226

Check self for injuries, Collect stapler.

Were we working alone or was there somebody else who was supposed to be in the building? If we work with somebody else call out and see if theyre ok. If not creep forward quietly towards the moan.

>> No.17341228

Look under your desk, make sure the Secretary didn't get hurt while blowing you.

>> No.17341244
File: 53 KB, 467x434, 1320690103001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341244

>>17341215

Check our clothes, head over to the moaning sound and figure out what the fuck.

>> No.17341247

>>17341193
J.C. Mardfly approves of this message.

>> No.17341265

>>17341193
Geist! Fuck yeah.

>>17341223
Cell phone probably won't do us much good. emergency lines are probably overloaded, still good idea to check for one.

From the window can we see any people moving outside? Cars? Is this an urban area (downtown) or more surburban/rural?

>> No.17341285
File: 402 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h43m35s100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341285

DID WE FIND A SUITABLE WEAPON? Y/N?

WE ARE GOING TO RUSH THAT MOTHERFUCKING MOANER ANYWAY.

>> No.17341319

>>17341265

From your position, you can only see the office, business and skyscrapers, or what's left of it. The sun seems to be either setting or rising, you can't tell which. There's quite a few cars, the streets seem to be clogged.
>>17341226
You rummage through your pockets, finding a set of keys, a wallet with 53$ in cash and a trojan condom. You also find your halfway dead iPhone in the other pocket, however it has a decent size crack in the top left corner.

You grab the stapler. (When you get to the cubicle.)


>>17341223

As you make your way back to your cubicle, dust swirls around you. The wind seems to have picked up, blowing from the outside towards the building itself. The secretary doesn't seem to be under your desk. The moaning is heard once more, this time louder.

>> No.17341320

>>17341285

Maby we can luck out, check the fireboxes. We might get lucky and find one with an emergency fireaxe. A decent weapon with applications as a tool in getting us into/though parts of this now ruined building.

>> No.17341321

Moan is more likely than not another survivor, we can infer that this just happened as- we just woke up blown to shit- so it's unlikely our fellow moaner is a zombie or anything.

Investigate moan, acquire weapon, try to remember what we were doing before the quake.

>> No.17341330
File: 451 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h48m05s243.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341330

>>17341320

This guy is a quick one. Snap to it, search the fireboxes.

>> No.17341359

Does the building seem to still have power? Look at the lights/computer monitors to check.

Also how big is our office? Are we more than 1-2 stories off the ground or are we way up in a skyscraper. Can probably guestimate by looking back out the window.

>> No.17341377

>>17341330
>>17341321
>>17341320

As you rub your open palm on your face, trying to remember what you were doing before it all went to shit, you come to the realization that not only do you have an open wound on it, but you're also covered in a layer of dust. Your lips are cracked.

But you can assume the last thing that happened before it all went dark, you were relaxing on your computer, watching Bear Grylls...and then...darkness.

The moan is louder now, and you seem to recall a fire extinguisher near the exit of the workplace. Relative to your position, this should be to the northwest, however you question your ability to weave through the ruined office, rubble and all.

(Just a note, the office is on the third floor.)

>> No.17341380

>>17341320

Might be a First Aid kit or the like there too, often keep those near or in Fireboxes. Should be handy to have if we or somebody else gets hurt. Might have an AED too.

>> No.17341434
File: 415 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h45m19s122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341434

>>17341377

You mean to say we haven't even found a wooden stick or some shit?

Let's just go and kick the Moaner's ass. Really. We are manly enough for it.

>> No.17341436

>>17341377

Shit! Probably need to get that treated. Office was mostly your standard cubicle farm I assume?

See if we can't pull our shit collar/front up over our nose/mouth. Should at least help with breathing all this dust and shit. Lets hope this place is asbestos free

Might be able to make it acrost if were careful, Lets try and slowly pick our way over the rubble, we should probably check on the moaning on the way.

>> No.17341438

>>17341380

Your mind is set on looking for a firebox.

Only one question remans--
Which direction will you take to get there?

Left, right or center?

>> No.17341446

The direction that looks the safest, you chucklefuck.

>> No.17341459

>>17341446

They all look equally anally painful, you dickmunch.

>> No.17341464

>>17341459
Let's stimulate ourselves with the center path.

>> No.17341478

Fuck it, lets go center. See if we can't spot whats doing the moaning on our way over. We can always bash it to death with our stapler if need be. Hell it did manage to knock us out.

>> No.17341482
File: 296 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h37m50s236.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341482

LET US STRIDE OUT OF THE BUILDING, BUTT NAKED.

WE ARE THE MANLIEST THING EVER TO GRACE THIS EARTH, YOU SEE, WE JUST CRASHED THE SATTELITE IMPRISONING US INTO THIS BUILDING.

>> No.17341504

You set your mind on the center path--after a brief moment of arguing with yourself.

A breath taken, and after a few steps towards the exit, a huge figure pops in the way after a sharp turn.

Standing inches away from your face, a man that looks to be at least 6'4 (A good 5 inches taller than you.), with muscular arms and dark complexion is simply staring at you. His eyes teary, but he seems to be coated in the same layer of dust as you. Blood soaks his shirt, mouth and part of his face.

You can see his nostrils flaring as he inhales and exhales. That stapler feels like the best thing you have right now.

What do you do?

>> No.17341511

>>17341504
"Can I help you?"

>> No.17341517
File: 244 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-19h26m35s235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341517

>>17341504

WE STARE THE FUCKER DOWN AND SMASH HIS FACE IN REPEATEDLY WITH THE STAPLER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58ahQMHCacc#t=04m23s

Also this is how we got here.

>> No.17341543
File: 51 KB, 470x470, 1321773510136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341543

GM: Realize that you're Romanian scum and off yourself ASAP. Any means necessary to end your painful, pathetic, awful existence must be enacted.

>> No.17341551

>>17341504

See if he has a nametag on or anything else that might identify him. Might also glance at his cubicle for info

"Are you ok? Jesus! What the hell just happened!? Can you hear me?"

also see if we can move him or manuver around him. Looks like hes fucked up and will need first aid at the very least. (though given description thats probably not enough at this point...)

>> No.17341580

"C-Can I help you?" You manage to mutter before an innate rage instinct simply takes over, and you slam the man in the face with the stapler.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" He seems to yell out as he falls on his ass.

"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU LUNATIC?!"

>>17341543

You sound sort of mad.

>> No.17341581

>>17341517

Dem fucking movies, man.

Also, seconding the beat the everliving shit out of him with the stapler approach. Try to bring him to the ground with a kick to the leg as well.

>> No.17341595
File: 328 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-11-01-00h01m20s190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341595

>>17341580

VIOLENCE OF THE FLAME CONSUMES US, QUICKLY BASH HIM UNCONSCIOUS.

>> No.17341606

Dropping the stapler. "Sorry, man. Thought you were a lunatic about to kill me or something for a second. What with the blood and all." Helping him to get back up.

>> No.17341614

>>17341580
Apologize and explain we have no fucking clue whats going on.

>> No.17341630

Fuck the moralfags, Kill the nigger.

>> No.17341635

>>17341580

"Sorry man you scared the fuck out of me! What the hell just happened!?"

>> No.17341655

You quickly step forward, raising your arm above your head to bring it down on the man, before coming to your senses and dropping the stapler.

"Shit..uh...sorry man..I uh..thought you wer-look, it's not important. Do you know what happened?"

He looks at you, in a mixture of both fear and hate, clutching his jaw. "Yehmph. I phinphk thele wah a ealthquake".

Clearly, his speech is impeded by the heavy blow.

"I just woke up" the man continues, taking his hand away from the jaw.

"Shit's weird, yo."

>> No.17341662
File: 227 KB, 766x917, 1314513928226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341662

MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL GOD

>> No.17341669

Alternatively we could have realised that this guy is the jackass whos been stealing lunches out of the company fridge recently. Thus RAGE and an attempt at death by stapler.

Honestly I get the image of us beating somebody to death with a coffee mug, shame we havent been able to locate one...

>> No.17341676

Just punch through his fucking skull.

Seriously.

>> No.17341688

>>17341655

Try to help the man, "So, what's your name and where did all the blood come from? By the way, this wasn't a normal earthquake , otherwise we wouldn't be the only ones around here."

>Unrelated note: Damn, now I want Geist quest to happen.

>> No.17341695
File: 356 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-12-27-04h36m53s65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341695

>>17341655

OP's a fag. I'm out.

>> No.17341706

Ask him some questions

"Whats your name?"
"How badly are you hurt? Can you move?"

Also point out that were both injured and should probably try and find some help. See if we can get past him to continue our quest to the Firebox in search of medical supplies and possibly a fireaxe. (Or at least an emergency stairwell. If this really was an earthquake the elevators are probably out.)

>> No.17341714

You drop to your knees, and attempt to take a look at this man's wounds.

"What in the living shit is going on, man. It's crazy." The air is coarse, rough, the dust makes it hard to speak. You hear a ring on your phone, and you turn around to dig in your pocket.

That's when he bit into your shoulder. His jaws felt as if they were going to snap the bone in half, and he easily overpowers your every instinct to survive.

In less then a few minutes, you're nothing but zombie food.

>Game Over

OOC: What's the first fucking rule of survival?

Kill everything.

>> No.17341715
File: 33 KB, 588x473, 1254591053378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341715

>>17341193
>Working on MD Geist review video
>Telling friend on steam about it
>He starts spamming me
>DOOD I FOUND UR THREAD ON /tg/!
>WTF I'm not on /tg/ right now-
>The look on my face when I saw this post was similar to this reaction image.

>> No.17341730

>>17341714

This is fucking bullshit.

>> No.17341732
File: 248 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-12-27-04h41m38s114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341732

Who's laughing now, pathetic moralfags.

>> No.17341769

>>17341730

I support this statement. And when the fuck did zombies learned to fucking speak?

>> No.17341774

>>17341715
Fuck it, gonna upload what I have to youtube (about half way done). Pretty shabby for first time, but I want to show it off.

>> No.17341781
File: 329 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h51m21s156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341781

>>17341769

Does it matter, let this be a lesson, Trust in MDS soldiers.

>> No.17341786

>>17341730
>>17341769

Look at the plus side, we just became a corporate zombie. Literally. Now we can continue to shamble through the ruins of our post-apocalypse and messily devour the living.
Especailly since in this setting there are apparently "Send moar Copz!" smart zombies.

>> No.17341799
File: 429 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-02h15m44s144.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341799

>>17341786

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.17341803

>>17341786

You know what?

We zombie MD Geist now.

>> No.17341809

>>17341786

OP CONTINUE THE PLOT. WE CAN PLAY AS A ZOMBIE.

>> No.17341811

Quite possibly the worst Quest thread I have ever seen. Ever.

Good job being worthless and shitting up /tg/.

>> No.17341813

>>17341786

Damn now this is giving me terrible ideas about a campain where zombies run a large scale corporation devoted to catching and devouring humans. A Zombie Inc.if you will.....

>> No.17341826

>>17341774
Encode you motherfucker, ENCODE!!!!!!!1

>> No.17341833

We doing this game now?

>> No.17341844
File: 307 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h40m00s255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341844

>>17341833

NO.

>> No.17341863

>>17341844
How 'bout now?

>> No.17341878
File: 215 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-20h43m02s27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341878

>>17341863

I said No.

>> No.17341884

>>17341826
Now uploading, 5 minutes.

Brought quality down from 720 to 320, just for time.

>> No.17341911

>>17341878
Your lips say no, but your... eye says yes.

>> No.17341920

Just dont be late for your fight with Krauser, blue men are big on punctuality.

Also Jignix Bomb.

>> No.17341925

uploaded

http://youtu.be/4y0A1ZIS9ck

enjoy geist/zombie geist

>> No.17341947
File: 376 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-12-27-05h05m38s175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17341947

>>17341911

YOU CAN'T HANDLE ZOMBIE GEIST.

>> No.17342019
File: 279 KB, 640x480, vlcsnap-2011-10-28-04h07m24s81.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
17342019

>>17341925

FUCK YOU, YOU DO NOT CUT MY SONG OFF.

>> No.17342029

>>17342019
time restraints bro, time restraints

>> No.17342043

>>17341947
>>17342019
But they are playing our song!

>> No.17342166

>>17342043
This will get people who never heard of it before TO WATCH IT, AND HEAR IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!1

>> No.17342179

>zombie/m.d
Is this like ghost bilstein/bilstein?

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action