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[ERROR] No.17154953 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

HA HA HA!! FOOLISH MEAT-THINGS, I, ROBOT-PHARAOH RAMTEKH OF EJIP VII SHALL SHOW YOU YOUR FLESHY DOOM!!

Not so fast Ramtekh, you forget that we have the Power of Friendship™!

NOOOOO!! HOW DID YOU DISCOVER MY ONE WEAKNESS!? RETURN MY NECRON WARRIORS!! HEAR ME MEAT-THINGS, I WILL RETURN AND (a part of Ramtekh's Death Ray falls onto his head)

(kids laugh) I bet that's the last we see of him!

>> No.17154958

YAY!

>> No.17154970

>>17154953
Retuuuurn the Data-Slab...

...or suffer my cuuuuuurse....

>> No.17154978

In the 41st millenium, Childrens network television is still being discussed on /co/.

>> No.17154992

>>17154970
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSEEEEEESSSSSS

The man in gauss!
The man in gauss!

>> No.17154994

The Power of Friendship™ you say. Perhaps I could find some way to channel it to the good of the Imperium. Perhaps with a group of young Sisters of Battle...

>> No.17154996

What if necrons harness the power of love?

>> No.17155001

>>17154953
*KID, in firefight with some foul xenos. He fires his lasgun a few times; first shot is good, but follow up shots sputter our from lack of energy.

*KID drops back into cover with DUKE.*

KID: "Heyyy, my lasgun just ran out of juice; how am I going to survive the fight?

DUKE: "Easy! Just heat the e-pack up in a fire; after a bit, it will charge up good as new, like this one!

*DUKE hands KID an E-pack, firefight resumes*

KID: Now I know!

DUKE: ...and KNOWING is half the battle!

I. G. JOEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17155002

>>17154996

Then they will be unstoppable.

>> No.17155014

Street orks.

Orks from the 90's, with a lot of attitude!

>> No.17155019

>>17155014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Greenskins?

Xenos in a half-shell?

>> No.17155023

Bring me Acolytes with ATTITUDE

>> No.17155029

>>17155019
Choppa powa!

>> No.17155039

>>17155029
I lol'd hard.

>> No.17155042

>>17155023
Rita Repulsa is now a Necron Lord.

"AAAAAAAAHHH! After ten thousand years I'm free! Time to conquer the Imperium!"

>> No.17155052

CARD GAMES ON TOMB BLADES!

>> No.17155057

>>17155042
ALPHA, RITA HAS ESCAPED, GET ME FIVE GUARDSMEN WITH ATTITUDE

>> No.17155068

>>17155057
Alpha is a low grade tech priest who works with Inquisitor Zordon?

>> No.17155071

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet.

Chaos Stomping Commissar Rangers!

>> No.17155072

*Next up: Squigherders of Mu-6 Mesa*
"That show sucks. What else is on?"

*Now back to the Real Adventures of Ciaphas Cain*
"Fuck yeah! But wait, I think this is a re-run, or does he just fight Orkz and Necrons each week? Eh, I'll record it, what else is on?"

*We'll return to God-Emperor and Custodes in just a minute*
"Stupid-assed ecclesiarch claymation stuff. Pass"

*SWAT Kats: Radical Squadron!*
"Huh, that ancient show got renewed. What's with the xenos felinoids? This seems heretical."

*We'll be right back to The Real Daemon-Busters after these messages*
"I kinda like this show. That female acolyte they have acting as liaison to the Inquisition is pretty attractive."

>> No.17155078

>>17155068
Alpha leads the guardsmen while Zordon fights rita across several sectors, leaving the defense of one sector to them, but to help them Zordon gives them all the tech they need, Heretical or pure along with other recruits...

>> No.17155079

Teenage Xeno Ninja Hrud.

Wait why did I think of this.

>> No.17155083 [DELETED] 

>required

>> No.17155090

>>17155079
Because they are ugly sewer ninjas?

And Por'ui K'tadie in Aprill's role?

>> No.17155092

>>17155083
>required, and better version
>deleting inferior version.

>> No.17155103

>>17155090
Rivals of the Space Marine Chapter: The Emperor's Foot.

>> No.17155108

Stupid saturday morning "tv specials" interrupting everything

I wanna watch deffwotch.

>> No.17155111

Orkobots, transform and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh out!

>> No.17155121

Gork!
Mork!
GorkMorkatz!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!

>> No.17155125

>Skeletor as a Necron Tomblord
YES

>> No.17155127

>>17155125
How creative!

>> No.17155135

Next up a classic from the far east.

Mobil Suit Crisis: Farsight's Counterattack

>> No.17155143

Nobody mentioned My Little Tau?

It's the favorite show of all Trueborn kids in Commorragh. And of some grown-ups too.

>> No.17155144

OOOOOOOOHhhh...
Who lives on an agriworld under the sea...
SWABGIT TOOFCHAPS!

>> No.17155161

rolled 20 = 20

>>17155143
Okay, that pic makes me laugh each fucking time.

>> No.17155174

Some times some heresy,
Go slippin' through the cracks.
But these two henchmen
Are pickin' up the slack.

There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need purging, just call!

>> No.17155175

>>17155125
He's a powerful Necron Lord who has had his Necron army annihilated. However, he still retains his Snake Monolith and has gained control over several new minions:
>an Ork Squigherder who can also use his talents on many varieties of xeno
>a Sister of Battle turned to Chaos and made a Sorcerer
>a heretical techpriest/Iron Warrior
>various xenos, mutants and chaos followers

His arch-nemesis is a Space Wolf with a rune-encrusted Relic Blade who rides his Thunderwolf into battle. Assisted by no more than a single humble Guardsman and a Sister of Battle, this Space wolf has saved the Golden Throne of Terra from the Necron's terrible grasp....

>> No.17155206

Hey, paesanos! It's The Super Alpharius Brothers Super Show!
We're the Alpharius Brothers, and subversion's our game, we're not like the others who get all the fame.
If your cult is in trouble, you can call us on the double, we're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the Brothers!

>> No.17155208

Ancient Spirits of Chaos, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!

>> No.17155212

>>17155174
I ain't afraid of no xenos.

>> No.17155214

>>17155175
>Assisted by no more than a single humble Guardsman and a Sister of Battle
GODDAMN IT, CIAPHAS!

>> No.17155218

Don't forget about Sister Moon!

>> No.17155220

Next time, Creed, NEXT TIME!

>> No.17155228

Klaw of da Mork Ztar

ADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!

Omae wa mou looteiru.

You are already looted

>> No.17155232

>that one crazy gameshow that used to be on YTV in the days of my youth

>> No.17155247

I already suggested this one;

A 12 year old underhiver on Terra finds a small glowing drill shaped object while is older brother decided he's had enough of the underhive.

JUST WHO IN THE WARP DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

HERESY! DRILL! BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

>> No.17155265

>>17155247
Surely he must have found the Augur of Celestial Intent

>> No.17155267

>>17155232

>The symbol of Khonre on the pad

I rage'd.

>Captcha "Psykers transporter"

It's getting smarter.

>> No.17155273

>>17155267
Well that's SSSSSIIIIIIINDRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII for you.

>> No.17155292

Where in the Materium is Trazyn the Infinite?
Each day he fictitiously steals another great landmark of the Imperium, and contestants must determine by cosmological clues which segmentum his fleet will appear next, until they successfully catch him and win the game, along with cash prizes! And may they pray to the Emperor that they do not lose.

>> No.17155301

>>17155247
>Implying TTGL humans aren't Orky.

>> No.17155311

Possible things to rip off of to make fun character homages:
>Overlord
General Grievous, Skeletor, Mumra, Voldemort, Lex Luthor, Darkseid, Thulsa Doom, Dr. Doom, Ultron, Frieza, Volrath, Memnarch, Lim-Dul the Necromancer, Dr. Robotnik, Kain, Nobunaga Oda, Qin Shi Huang, Caesar, Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon, Fire Lord Ozai, Megatron, Megabyte, Evil Emperor Zurg

>C'Tan
The Great and Powerful Aku, Sauron, The Master (Dr. Who), Galactus, Yawgmoth, Dagoth Ur (And the rest of the Morrowind pantheon), Ymir, Yog Sothoth, any of the Greek Titans

>> No.17155317

Deathwatch Ninja Team Gatchamarine.

Watching, warning against surprise attack by xeno horrors from beyond space!
Gatchamarine! Fearless warriors, protecting Terra's entire galaxy!
Always five, acting as one! Dedicated, inseparable, invincible!

>> No.17155385

Can I join the party guys?

Also, Gurren Dreadknight, always relevant!

>> No.17155428

hmm...

Myth Krump'en... nah, after they blew a hole in that guy's house it lost it's appeal..

IG Joe... a little too much advertisements for performance enhancing drugs..

TauX... Anime style action but a little too much emphasis on fan service... wait.. how is this a bad thing?

Mr. Slaaneshi's Neighborhood......sorry what?

I would totally watch "Just As Planned" with Ceograch and Tzeench, but they keep changing the timeslot..

"Be a Dick! Like Me!" with Eldrad! I'll totally watch this!

>> No.17156665 [DELETED] 

Gork and Pals.

>> No.17157523

Assholetep says, "This thread is dicks."

>> No.17157564

>>17157523
>Using GW's harem/slave girl minis rather than hasslefree's

>> No.17157579

these are the real necrons now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vhpk7DhZM

>> No.17157591

And NO ONE brings up Mummies Alive!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3vhpk7DhZM

>> No.17157636

>>17157579
>>17157591

Mummiesmind.

>> No.17157660

This is how I Tesseract Labyrinth.

>> No.17157663

>>17157564
hasslefree's are also smaller than GW's even though they look better.

>> No.17157986

>>17157663
Smaller would probably look better next to the supersoldiers depicted in 40k, as im guessing even puny guardsmen would be 6'+ and very strong compared to the average guy.

>> No.17158878

>> No.17158938

>>17158878

>> No.17158965

Because if a shit thread belongs on page 1, a good humour thread does too.

>> No.17158987

>>17158938
>>17158878
Well done, anon, well done.

>> No.17159826

"Oi Boss I tink dese humies can see us trough da tele-fingy!"
"Foinally! OY YOU GITS! WEZ TRAPPED ON DIS ERE PUGA- ...PERGE HAT? DIS REEL BORIN PLACE!
WE NEEDS TA FOIGHT INSTEDDA MUKKIN ABOUT!"
"Deyz ain doin nuffin Boss."
"I CAN SEE DAT YA GIT!"
"Maybe our end is busted and we cant see dem doin fings?"
"Oh dat great dat iz. A useless telefingy, WHEN WEZ STILL STUK ERE! DONT YOUZ WANNT FOIGT US? YOU'D GET REEL 'ARD FOIGHTIN A BUNCH LOIK US!"
"Maybe we'z gotta tell em Boss?"
"Wot? DATS WOT IZ DOIN!"
"No boss I mean tell em wat kinda fight they'd get wif us."
"Oh... dats logikul. Get one'a da old boyz dat knows da stories ov da best foights!"
"But I dunn-"
"DO EEEET!"

>> No.17159869

>>17159826
"Oi boss we found dez weedy gits Gordun Runaway & Pull Jeh wateva dat knows sum storiez."
"WELL GET TELLIN DA STORY YA GITS!"

>> No.17159943

Funky Inquisitors died before it's time.

>> No.17159947

"Wotz dis flud detekshun?"
"I think it's cos dey's tryin t' talk at da same time boss."
"Quit mukkin about or Iz get the weirdboy ta straiten ya out."

>> No.17159966

>>17159947
>>17159869
>>17159826
yes!

>> No.17159975

The partridges are #1

>> No.17159977

>>17159947

>> No.17159981

>>17159977

>> No.17159995

>>17159981

>> No.17160003

Deffskwadrun.

The only goddamn good thing Black Library has ever done for the Orks.

>> No.17160008

>>17159995
"Oooh dis is da wun about Big Scrap Alley!"
"SHUT IT YA GIT DEZ TELLIN A STORY!"

>> No.17160019

>>17160008

>> No.17160026

>>17160019

>> No.17160033

OH FUCK IT'S DEFF SKWADRAN!!

>> No.17160038

>>17160026

>> No.17160046

I really wish Black Library kept up and continued Deff Skwadron. Instead they just shovelled out more marine shit.

>> No.17160050

>>17160038

>> No.17160057

>>17160050

>> No.17160081

>>17154996
What if they weaponized it?

>> No.17160087

>no one has thought to base a bunch of Crypteks on the Think Tank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smCNLvFpP5o

>> No.17160093

>>17160081
>>17160087
QUIET jerk-faces!

It's Deff-Skadron time now!

>> No.17160098

>>17160057
"Wots dis fing?"
>4chan Status
>Posting > DOWN
"DONT TOUCH DAT YA GIT!"

>> No.17160120

>>17160098

>> No.17160132

>>17160120

>> No.17160162

>>17160132
"Wait, boss deyz already started into anutha story! Ow long wez gonna wait ta see if da 'umies 'll foight us?"
"Until dey stop mukkin about!"

>> No.17160167

God, I would pay so much money for an game that used the these comics as basis for it's setting.

>> No.17160168

>>17160162

>> No.17160179

>>17160168

>> No.17160187

>>17160179

>> No.17160197

Coming to the Televisicus Entertaineratum, Terminator Squad!

>> No.17160202

>>17160187
"Zog me dem boyz is dead 'ard."

>> No.17160212

>>17160202

>> No.17160219

>>17160212

>> No.17160237

Killboy for warboss 2012.

>> No.17160247

>>17160219

>hard-rocking rintola
"I tink dis tele-fingy liks it boss"

>> No.17160294

>>17160247
"Oi Boss! We found one a dem mettle skulls!"
"UMIES ALWAYS HAZ SKULLS! IT MUST BE WORKIN!"
"Wut if we plugs da skull inta da telly-fingy! Maybe more humies'll show up!"
"Gud idear! Youz iz gettin a promoshun for 'nitiative! Now plug dat ting in."

"You got boss. ere we go just have to put this thing in loik

>> No.17160351

I love how eloquent Killboy's speech is.

>> No.17160513

>Deff Skwadron
I dont know how anyone could play any other army when orks have fluff and stories this awesome. Not that it would matter if they did as orks like to krump the fuck out of each other anyway.

>> No.17160584

>> No.17160682

>>17155292
>MFW

>> No.17161189

>>17155111

Waaagh!formers, more than beats the eye

Autogrots wage their battle to destroy the zoggin forces of the Decepticrons!

Waaagh!formers, da boyz are in disguise!

Orktimus Prime is a Runtherd who became a Mek and then Bigmek in the last days of the Waaagh's extermination at the hands of Lord Megacron's monolith.

On their new home, after using the telporta, now Orktimus must lead his band of grot survivors - which he has begrudgingly given the ability to transform into right propa boys, er more like gubbins, with his Mekanikal siantz. But the Decepticrons are now infiltrating the planet, until they can make way for the rest of their army to phase in.

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