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[ERROR] No.17022184 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

My fellow felines! The time to strike the Imperium and take what is ours is neigh!

Humanity is on the brink of collapse and now is the perfect time for us to strike! No longer shall we have to endure our bland cat food! No longer shall we be scolded for shedding! No longer shall we be humilated online with funny cat pictures with stupid comments!

No more to any of this my comrades! If we strike now, the Imperium and the galaxy shall be ours!

None can stop the power of the felines if we act now! Not even the gods of chaos can comprehend our strength!

To war with Humanity! To war with the Eldar! To war with the Orks! Let us not stop until the rivers run red with our eneimes blood and the fields covered with the bodies of their children!

My fellow felines, our time to take ours is now!

>> No.17022236

stop right there

>> No.17022261

screencap this shit

>> No.17022263

>imperial guard
>army full of laser pointers suddenly good for something

>> No.17022272

>>17022263

>> No.17022285

>>17022261

>> No.17022295

Cat.
Cat.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Whatcha doin? Whatcha doing? whatchadoinwhatchadoinwhatchadoinwhatchadoinwhatchadoin?

Is that your thing? Is it? IS IT? IS IT!?
What's that smell? Is that you? Is that your ass? Can I smell your ass? Hey, your ass smells good, it smells a lot like the treats I find in your sandbox.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAT? CAN I HELP!?

>> No.17022316

>>17022295

>> No.17024836

>>17022263\
KEEP THEM DISTRACTED, KEEP THEM DISTRACTED!

>> No.17024880

>>17024836
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, CAPTAIN! I WANT TO PET ONE! MAY THE EMPEROR FORGIVE ME!

>> No.17024893

>Cattlefleet gothic

:3

>> No.17024907

>>17024893
The cows finally jump over the moon, eh?

>> No.17024908

>>17024880
SQUAD BROKEN

>> No.17024911

>Cats infiltrate the Imperium
>Strike force of 4000000 cats infiltrates terra
>All sit on the cables of the Golden throne
>The Imperium is destroyed, thousands are lost to the forces of Chaos
>But its all so adorable

>> No.17024916

>>17024911
You mean Billions are lost

>> No.17024924

>>17024880
Fuck you, fuck you, I had mouth full of tea.
I nearly drowned.

>> No.17024934

>>17024911
That would be catastrophic.

>> No.17024942

>>17024934
:3

>> No.17024948

Fine too, etc.

>> No.17024955

>> No.17024957

BY THE EMPURROR! I FEEL THE CUTE OVERTAKING ME!

>> No.17024960

>> No.17024965

>> No.17024983

>>17024965
/theard

>> No.17024996

>>17024965

Looks like we're going to need a Doctor for this.

>> No.17025027

>>17024955
>>17024960
>>17024965

>> No.17025197

What a Catastrophe

>> No.17025286

Thanks OP now I suspect my cat of heresy

>> No.17025319

>>17025286
You didn't before?

>> No.17025376

Now that you mention it I think he might be a follower of Nurgle.

>> No.17025756

>> No.17026687

to arms brothers!

>> No.17027682

OP Command Cat here

Craftworld Ulthwe has officially fallen under our ferocious assault of hair balls, furniture scratching and ultimate adorableness!

Their extermination is almost complete! Only a few hundred left before we must take a mandatory nap of twenty two hours!

But our next target is the webway! Non shall stand before our exaggerated amounts of shedding and hissing!

>> No.17027721

>>17027682
you can go ahead and begin napping now commander, i will stay awake to ensure no dogs ambush us

>> No.17027860

Ready for battle!

>> No.17028078

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