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[ERROR] No.17002464 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

/tg/ I come here with one simple question.
How do I be more orky?

>> No.17002477

Needs Dakka.

>> No.17002479

Stop muckin' about and get to krumpin'.

>> No.17002482

Go to The-Waaagh.com,
and join the forums.

Tell them Grog sent you.

>> No.17002483

>>17002477
>>17002477needs *more* dakka, might I add

>> No.17002488

rolled 9 = 9

loose the coat, hat and monocle. build a set of armor out of whatever scrap you find lying around. clap your hands and believe it will protect you. know that you are the biggest meanest ork around.
proper spelling is a negative.

>> No.17002490

WAAAGH! it
Mekboyz
Loot it
Makez uz

'Arda
Dakka
Fasta
Stronga

More dan
Hour
Our
Nevah

Evah
Aftah
WAAAGH! iz
Ovah

WAAAGH! it
Mekboyz
Loot it
Makez uz

'Arda
Dakka
Fasta
Stronga

>> No.17002496

Obtain more Dakka, OP.

>> No.17002497

rolled 14 = 14

also, nevar enuf dakka

>> No.17002501

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy

More dan evah, hour after
Our WAAAGH! iz nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy
More dan evah, hour after
Our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy
More dan evah, hour after
Our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy
More dan evah, hour after
Our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy
More dan evah, hour after
Our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy

More dan evah, hour after our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta, makez uz choppy

More dan evah, hour after our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder, Mekboyz-
Loot it fasta, makez uz-

MORE DEN EVERY HOUR - OUR WAAAGH! IZ (NEVAH OVAH)

>> No.17002505

MORE DEN EVAH, HOUR AFTAH, OUR WAAAGH! IS NEVAH OVAH

MORE DEN EVERY HOUR - OUR WAAAGH! IZ NEVAH OVAH

WAAAGH! it
Mekboyz Dakka
Loot it fasta - makez uz choppy

More dan every hour
Our WAAAGH! is NEVAH OVAAAH

WAAAGH! IT 'ARDER MEKBOYZ DAKKA LOOT IT FASTA MAKEZ US CHOPPY

MORE DAN EVERY HOUR - OUR WAAAGH! IZ NEVAH OVER

WAAAGH! it 'arder

Loot it fastah

More dan evah

More dan every hour

Our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder

Mekboyz Dakka

Loot it fasta

Makez uz choppy

More dan every

Hour aftah

Our WAAAGH! is NEVAH OVAH

WAAAGH! it 'arder

Loot it fastah

More dan evah

More dan every hour

Our WAAAGH! is nevah ovah

WAAAGH! it 'arder

Mekboyz Dakka

Loot it fasta

Makez uz choppy

More den every

Hour aftah

Our WAAAGH! iz NEVAH OVAH

>> No.17002553

Thank you. I wish to be more Orky so that I may 'krump' some 'gits'?

I need to work on it. Is there a dictionary?

>> No.17002561

>>17002490
>>17002501
>>17002505
I...This is glorious....I will never hear the song the same again.

>> No.17002575

>>17002561
Just wait until someone records it..

Also, smash everything that's not bigger or greener than you. Except the times when you smash things that ARE bigger and greener.

>> No.17002596

>>17002553

Dakka - slang for rapid fire capability, based on the onomatopoeia for automatic guns shooting. You need moar of it. No exceptions.

krump - defeating things in an extremely violent fashion in hand to hand combat.

Killy - indicates extreme proficiency in aforementioned close combat.

Choppy - similar to dakka, but relating to the effectiveness of a given close combat weapon

gitz - anyone that you don't like

>> No.17002641

>>17002596
Boyz - Any Ork.
___Boyz - Ork defined by his role in the gang, such as Mekboyz (mechanics), Painboyz (doctors) and Weirdboyz (psychics-cum-shaman)
Loot - Salvage
WAAAGH! - War, or the gestalt consciousness which allows large groups of Orkz to alter the Universe.

>> No.17002673

>>17002596
Dakka is any gun, not just automatics.
Cannons are Dakka for example.

>> No.17002684

rolled 19 = 19

even if every inch of your trukk is covered with dakka, and the dakka is covered with dakka, you still need more dakka.

>> No.17002743

>>17002684
It goes deeper.

Even if you had a gun the size of the universe (that is theoretically infinite in size) that used entire galactic super clusters as ammo, that shot said munitions at other universes, and was covered in guns that were made out of smaller guns down to the smallest conceivable scale and then some more, you still would not have enough dakka.

>> No.17002746

>>17002673
If your big ass cannon is not automatic, you are doing it wrong.
What would be the next, calling Zapp Guns dakka?

>> No.17002790

>>17002746
dahn't be fik! Dakka as splosions.
Zap Cannonz is Mekboy gubbinz

>>17002743
>Do you have dakka?
>yes/no
>yes. Add more.
>no. Get some.
>Go to the start.

>> No.17002801

rolled 3 = 3

10:have dakka
20:add more dakka
30:goto 10

>> No.17002809

>>17002801
10:get dakka
20: goto 10

>> No.17002814

>>17002801
>>17002790
I note that by your theory you never get to use the dakka, as using it means you're taking time out from getting it, and are quite possibly losing some of it.

>> No.17002818

>>17002746
>What would be the next, calling Zapp Guns dakka?

I think almost all Orks have universally adopted the name "Fail-Gun" for that.

>> No.17002862

>>17002814
perfecting oneself leaves no time for leisure.

If yous gitz iz appy wif your dakka datz fine, but more dakka makes ya more Orky, see?

>> No.17002939

>> No.17003151

WAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
'Ad to krump it cos it got too big

1/2

>> No.17003163

>>17003151
2/2

>> No.17003182

>>17003151
>>17003163
That's hillarious. In return have some orky stuff I saw on /tg/

>> No.17003189

>>17002490
My god... It's... It's beautiful.

>> No.17003191

Everything in this thread is why I love Orkz.

>> No.17003202

>> No.17003203

>>17003151
> minicrits
You are a good person. Do you have Page One Of The Codex Bullshiticus?

>> No.17003235

>> No.17003250

GENTLEMEN!

I SHALL VOLUNTEER MY SERVICES AND SKILLS TO COMBINE AND EDIT THE PRODUCT. ALL I REQUIRE IS YOUR VOICE.

Shall we do /tg/ sings 'arder dakka fasta choppa?

>> No.17003287

>>17003250
Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIQG2OEiUQQ

>> No.17003294

rolled 11 = 11

>>17003250
I shall rise to the occasion

>> No.17003344

>>17003294
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSttUkU015s

Reference for timing. Send the recordings to address in the E-mail field. Try and keep it clean as possible and shut down all fans, TV's, and high current electrics in the room while recording.

http://audacity.sourceforge.net/download/

Audacity is a pretty simple program to use.

Let's get a running count if you are in or going to at least give it a shot. Interest breeds interest. LETS DO IT FOUR DA ORKZ!

>> No.17003375

rolled 4 = 4

wont sing right as written

>> No.17003379

All of this is appreciated. Now I just have to try and do it....But, it's embarrassing to do it 'round here SO I will perhaps when I don't look like an idiot.

>> No.17003394

>>17003379
>>17003375
I don't know what either of you are getting at BUT IZ SOUNANDS LIKE YOUZ IS MUCKIN' BOUT!

GIT YUR GIBBINS IN A ROW AND SANG!

>> No.17003406

>>17003375
Page 1 is fine, drop "all" from the start of page 2 and it works.

Unless there are too many "Kaptain Bluddflagg"s at the end, but then you just ignore some.

And obviously ignore the embellishment phrases.

>> No.17003447

>>17003394
IZ NOT MUKKIN' ABOUT! I have lost steam and do not know how to respond in the Orky way.

>> No.17003457

>>17003447

Well now I'm interested. I am going to get a recruitment thread going sometime tonight and keeping that bitch bumped for the next 2 weeks until we get enough neckbears to growl into a microphone and send it to me.

>> No.17003470

>>17003344
Can someone UP a download link?
my country doesn't accept it

>> No.17003472

rolled 18 = 18

>>17003406
the daft orkz song is out of true

>> No.17003479

>>17003472
Where exactly is wrong?

>> No.17003498

>>17003344
>This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

MFW. Whatever found another one.

>> No.17003503

>>17003498
link to it please

>> No.17003519

>>17003498
>>17003503
Setting up a gift basket with lyrics, instructions, and audio wrapped up with a bow. Gimme 10 minutes.

>> No.17003549

>>17003479
WAAAGH! is a single syllable, like work.

>> No.17003572

>>17003203
delivered
1/2

>> No.17003580

>>17003572
2/2

dem dakkafaces are dead killy

>> No.17003599

>>17003580
>>17003572

The sad thing is, that's a fairly accurate example of the bullshit rule balance in Gothic.

>> No.17003604

>>17003580
also the reference image for dakkaface

>> No.17003605

>>17003599
Can you give other ones?

>> No.17003623

>>17003604
In the name of Gork and Mork MOAR!

All units should have orkish descriptions.

>> No.17003637

>>17003623
All units should EARN such descriptions. Pathfinders don't deserve shit. Most space marines? Nothing. Guardsmen are just to be shoved aside on the way to the real fight.

You're welcome to write more for whatever you think is orky enough.

>> No.17003645

>>17003605
The entirety of the Eldar fleet has a 2+ 'hologram' save against everything that's not a weapon-battery, which when it comes to Weapon Batteries they shift the gunnery table you'd use to the next one on it's right (worse). They have no shields though, so weapon batteries are literally the only way to really take them out... Anyways the Eldar throw out the entire section of the rulebook called 'Movement', and make up their own rules about determining a sun-facing, and getting movement based upon the direction they move in relation to that facing (less than average, average, above average), and are then allowed to move twice in a turn (movement phase, and then the 'ordnance phase' after shooting).

There's way more, especially where Necrons and Dark Eldar come into play... But Necrons have a funny habit of destroying their opponent's fleet and then loosing the game entiretly, due to how victory points for their damaged ships work.

>> No.17003652

>>17003637
the shitty units get "Good for krumpin."

This is my new project, and I'll set up a thread if I'm happy with it.

>> No.17003660

>>17003623
Races have descriptions:

-Humans = 'Umies
-Marines = Beakies
-Chaos Marines = Spikey Beakies
-Nids = Bugs / Bug-Eyes
-Eldar (all kinds) = Panzees
-Squats/Demiurg = Stunties
Tau = Fish 'Eads
Necrons = Tin 'Eads / Toasters

>> No.17003662

>>17003623

Please, please, please, please, writefag this.

>> No.17003663

>>17003645
Eldar also have 4+ shields, making weapons batteries - which everyone has somehow or another - far more effective against them than any other race.

Necrons...well, isn't that a callback to their old phase out rules?

>> No.17003674

>>17003663
I'm afraid you're incorrect, unless the update radically changed their rules, Eldar have a 2+ save and no shields.

>> No.17003696

>>17003674
I am, but only that I meant armour, not shields. Everybody else has a 5+ or 6+, so 4+ is quite vulnerable!

>> No.17003708

>>17003660

>>Orks have toasters

>> No.17003716

>>17003660
Gorgutz calls the Tau grey-skins in Dark Crusade as well

>> No.17003801

>>17003708
'ow else youz gonna ave a squig burger?

>> No.17003805

>>17003708
yeah. duh.

what the fuck else are they going to put bread-squigs in?

>> No.17003830

>>17003696
Not really. Chaos is 5+ all around. Imperial Navy and Orks are 6+ Front and 5+ sides, but have a 4+ rear as well.

The thing to remember is that yeah a 4+ armor is shit (even when 20-firepower rolls 4 dice due to shifts, range, etc.), but Ork firepower batteries are all very short-ranged and the fleet is slower than molasses. IN and Chaos can put up a good fight against Eldar, and Necrons are arguably broken against them. But playing against the Orks as an Eldar fleet is more of an exercise in target-priority, as opposed to an actual game. There's really not much an Ork player can do against them, even if they spam their Fighta-Bommas (arguably the best thing the fleet has going for it).

>> No.17003842

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P6Y85MD0

Sorry that took a bit long then expected. Had to re listen to the song and compare that damn lyric list 15 times before I found the problem. Download, unpack, install, SING!

>> No.17003845

>>17003716
Dark Crusade isn't exactly good reference material. Fish 'Eads is the roight-proppa term.

Oh, and Skeletons are "Spiece-of-panzee-dungons"

>> No.17003861

>>17003830
That's more a function of Orkz sucking than Eldar being broken.

>> No.17003890

>>17003861


That would be the correct thing to say - if one happened to play WB-spammy Chaos or Necrons.

>> No.17003953

>>17003861
Well everything considered, not really. An 83.3% mitigation of all damage types OTHER than what is arguably the weakest one in the game, is only the beginning.

Eldar fighters are only ever hit on 6's (compared to everyone else's 4's). Their fighters can also 'stick-around' like Thunderhawk fighters do, after removing ordnance. Their torpedoes can also only be hit on 6's (compared to 4's) due to some jamming BS. Their Lances are 'super special' versions that upon scoring a hit, can roll for a second shot, and if that hits can roll for a 3rd (up to max 3 hits). All their weapon-batteries get a left-shift (more dice) on the gunnery table. And their Ld rolls for their fleet are at +1, putting their average at a 9 or 10.

And their escorts are *somewhat* more expensive than everyone elses, while their capital ships are about the same cost (give or take about 20 to 40 points).

>> No.17007072

Oi you gitz!
Come watch ma Krumpin show!
>>17006931

>> No.17010132

>>17002743

A famous Ork philosopher once concluded that "Da only way ta get enuff dakka is ta make a shoota dat shootz nuffink! 'Cause if you shootz everyfink, yuz got nuffink left. So if yuz den make a shoota dat shootz da nuffink too, yuz got a shoota dad shootz even more dan everyfink, an' have akh..akhi... Yuz got enuff dakka!"

>> No.17010716

>>17010132

A famous git named Redtoof came up with what is now known as Redtoof's Para-doxy Fing. It states that if you have anyfing, you can put more dakka on it. So you there's no limit to how much dakka you can put on a fing, because there's no fing with so much dakka that you can't put another dakka on it.

Thus, you can never have enuff dakka, even if you had all the dakka everywhere.

>> No.17010723

>>17002743
>>17010132
>>17010716

The true ork knows that dakka is a vector, not an absolute. More dakka is a good thing in and of itself, but if it is not properly balanced with choppy, stompy, and all-around killy, then it is not proppa, and may even constitute mukkin' about.

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