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In honor of the Thread that was composing a theoretical list of 'Which actors would be the best choices for Primarch's and the Emperor if they starred in a movie?' This thread gave me a thought;What songs best suite each Primarch? So here is what I believe would be that list below.

1.Lion El'Jonson - "Anthem of the Angels." Breaking Benjamin.
2.Fulgrim - "Feels So Numb." Rob Zombie.
3.Perturabo - "Not going Away." Ozzy Osbourne.
4.Jaghatai Khan - "Thunderhorse" Dethklok
5.Leman Russ - "Het Bier Zal Weer Vloeien" (The Beer Will Flow Once More.) By Heidevolk
6.Rogal Dorn - "Indestructable." By Disturbed.
7.Konrad Kurze - "Blood Red Sandman" By Lordi Or. "Scream with Me." Mudvayne
8.Sanguinius - "Call Me." Shinedown. (I listened to this song, and imagined the conversation that must have occurred between him and Horus before he was killed.)
9.Ferrus Manus - "The Gears" Dethklok
10.Angron - "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Drowning Pool.
11.Roboute Guilliman -
12.Mortarion - "Down With The Sickness." Disturbed.
13.Magnus The Red - "Tentative or Dreaming." Both by System of a Down.
14.Horus - "Sin With A Grin." Shinedown.
15.Lorgar - "I Own You." Shinedown.
16.Vulkan - "B.Y.O.B." System of a Down.
17.Corax - "Sorrow" Bad Religion.
18.Alpharius Omegon - "Empty Walls." Serj Tankian

Below are additional Characters of 40K that do deserve some recognition, and although I've only thought of a song for some, I would think all the same others could think some up.

1.The Emperor - "Time of My Life." Three Doors Down. (The Song would be him on the great crusade.)
2.Macharius - "Soldiers" Drowning Pool.
3.Abaddon -
4.Azek Ahriman -
5.Olanius Pious Patron Saint of the Imperial Guard -
6.Eldrad Ulthran -
7.Lucius the Eternal -
8.Fabius Bile -
9.Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka -
10.Asdrubael Vect -

Feel free to suggest differin't songs for any characters, characters undefined (No song suggested.) means I couldn't think of a song. ;;;>.<

>> No.16986984

rolled 75 = 75

Rowboat- It's raining men

>> No.16986989

I doubt the Primarchs' taste in music would be as shitty as yours OP

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Bump.

>> No.16987010

>>16986989
I didn't say they picked the songs, these are songs I thought best suited each Primarch. If you are going to troll/Insult me, Learn to fucking read.

>> No.16987018

>>16987010
And I didn't say that you said they pick the songs. Learn to fucking read, retard

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>>16987018
for someone who doesn't like the music selection, you responded rather quickly...

>> No.16987031

>>16987018
Then next time just say you don't like my taste in music. Don't make a shitty response that you think sounds witty, when in actuality it just makes you look more idiotic.

>> No.16987037

>>16987031
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.16987038

>>16987010
He said you have bad taste in music.

Which you do. If you have to listen to metal, listen to good metal like Saxon or Korpiklaani.

>> No.16987046

>>16987023
Yes, better to thwart idiocy quickly. And not above poster, but agree that your choices are all quite shitty music. Except maybe Thunderhorse, but even that....

>> No.16987055
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>>16987037
Down big strong man!!... the fuck is your malfunction? Possessed by Angron? or just really really bored since your lady's off fucking your commanding officer while you rub your clit looking at gun catalogs?

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>>16987055
>>16987055
>>16987055
>>16987055
>>16987055
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

>> No.16987091

Jesus Christ, the asspie troll made it here too? What the fuck is up with these asspies shitting up the board? I thought they locked all these retards up or something.

>> No.16987095

>>16987078
I'm sure every Navy SEAL has a collection of 4chan-appropriate reaction images, the typing skills of a retarded dog, and the restraint of a World Eater. Just what they look for.

PS Google Maps wasn't one guy, but I'm sure you knew that, since you're making it up anyway.

>> No.16987096

>>16987037
Did I hurt your feelings? Did I make you cry? Booo Hooo. For someone so EAGER to act fucking tough on the internet, you sure responded alot quicker then what your post implies. Have that copy pasted to scare people on forums? I bet. I'm not afraid of you, nor would I even if everything you said was true. Because nothing you will do to me, is going to validate yourself or your sad life. Have a nice fucking day. ^_^

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>>16987037
>>16987078
Copy-pasta.
Always good for a laugh, but only in a vacuum.
Fucking Hell, this is why I quit Anon.

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>>16987078
I live in Odenton Maryland, Come at me, bro. Feel free to beat the shit out of a disabled housewife, see how that makes you feel? do you feel like a big strong man now? Threatening someone who you enlisted in the military to protect? My husband works for the NSA, big fucking whoop. I'm not gonna make myself look like a total tool and a moron by making all of these outrageous claims to someone on an internet image board. shut up, go out and get some air and grow up you skid-mark on the good name of the US Marines.

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>>16987078
>>16987078
>>16987055
>>16987055
Now children shut the FUCK UP

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>>16987095
>>16987096
>>16987103
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you. I'll rape a disabled little cunt to death if I have to, rip off her fucking head and beat her husband to death with it. I AM the good name of the US Marines bitch ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

>> No.16987121

>>16986989
>>16986989
>>16986989
>>16986989
>>16986989
This OP.

Everything about the Primarchs should be represented through Judas Priest songs. I'm not even a huge priest fan, but it's just so fucking heavy that every primarch fits into one of their songs.

So, get listening.

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>>16987115
You are just PRECIOUS! I'll put the kettle on, I'll be waiting, lover <3

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>>16986974

Mortarion shall have this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVAmUU21sM

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>>16987130
PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING WIN, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

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This has got to be one of the more amusingly bombastic trolls I've seen.

No way on earth he passed the Psych Eval to join the USMC though.

>> No.16987161

Sure is copy pasta in here.

The songs could be better and less cliche. Then again anything I say would be considered cliche because once one pulls out a card it can be pulled back.

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>>16987150
Oh, I love you too.. Let's run away together! now! My door is unlocked. My address is 709 Hammonds Branch Road, Apartment 301, Odenton,Md,21113 My name is Cheryl Baptiste. My door is unlocked, I'll be wearing that tiny little thing you like ;3

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>>16987115
Oh god you are HILARIOUS! I have no doubt you are some 13 year old prepubescent hormonal rage monkey of a teen, so obsessed with the idea of being three steps closer to badass that you would go to THIS length just to seem it. And the funny thing is, NO ONE IS BUYING IT. And if you are indeed a Marine, I am so fucking sure you got Dishonorably discharged, and not for 'supposedly being a scary fucker'. No, You probably fumbled with your rifle and, got your unit shot at and, compromised the mission. I salute you Sergent Steroid Mc'Fucktard, You've made me laugh harder then I've laughed in a while.

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>>16987169
>>16987172
Well I'm out of applicable copypasta but at least I bumped the shit out this thread. OP, your taste in music still sucks though.

>>16987169
Don't give out your address on 4chan, for God's sake. You're just asking for trouble.

>> No.16987186

>>16987181
Dude that's copy pasta too.

>> No.16987187

>>16987181
I'd say you were a good troll, but you severely lacked in originality, but I'm sure that's what you were going for. Have a good night, it was humorous.

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>>16987181
It's an outdated address :P it's housing two navy seals who bought the condo from us :3

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>>16987169
>that picture
>with that text
I know it's copypasta, but come on now.
Some of us just ate.

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>>16987186
Dude...that's copy pasta too.
>>16987187
I try. I just hope someone introduces OP to better music.
>>16987190
Thank God, I almost thought you were legit retarded.

It's been fun, but I have to get up for work in a couple hours. Someone please introduce OP to some good music.

Everyone knows the Emperor would listen to Eye of The Tiger

>> No.16987207

so many newfags

>> No.16987214
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>A:post personal opinion
>B:I don't like your opinion because I feel entitled to my opinion that your opinion is shit
>I am entitled to defend my opinion because that is my opinion
>OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION OPINION

MFW this is the way of the world. It is all relative and subjective reality.

Nothing Matress!

MFW i have no face

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>>16987101
>someone actually finds another context in which to use that advice tech I made
>mfw

>> No.16987224

>>16987207
So many trolls, you mean. Someone must have left the gates to /b/ or /v/ unlocked again. Where's the janitor when you need him?

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>>16987220
If there's a template / more, I'd be honored to have more / the root source so as to create more.

>> No.16987239

>>16987227
Oh please, can't you google?
Advice Techpriest is kind of a thing.

>> No.16987242

>>16987239
Well, let's do that than.
Sorry. It's midnight. I'm tired.
No excuses for stupidity though. Apologies.

>> No.16987248

ITT: >troll spamming copypasta
>people responding to troll
>troll was a double agent bumping the thread
>troll was OP trying to save thread
>still no one contributes
Also, Robert Gully Man would have Eye of the Tiger, not the emperor

Everyone else gets Tool songs

>> No.16987270

Nu metal.
Nu metal everywhere.
OP, are you 15 or something?

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>>16987248

>everyone else get's Tool songs.

>> No.16987277

>>16987272
>get's
Your opinion is now invalid, based upon your pathetic grammar.

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>>16987277

>Your opinion is now invalid, based on your pathetic grammar.

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