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[ERROR] No.16932685 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Ork magic called the WAAAAGH!!! Is generally based in the number and quality of allies you have. The more "Boyz" you have with you the more powerful your abilities and skills become as you become more in-tune with them.

A little while after every Ork is born he discovers what makes him special. This specialty comes with an automatic aptitude for that skill and generally changes how the Ork develops towards later life. This inclination is so inbred in the Ork that their name is generally picked and denotes their skill before they themselves know it.

To cap it all off, Ork society is ruled by the biggest and most powerful of their ranks. They are also generally the most knowledgeable in the ways of the WAAAAAGH!!!

>When you see it

>> No.16932713

>>16932685
Oh fuck you, OP.
Fuck. You.

>> No.16932740

Am I missing something here

Am I supposed to be seeing the uktramsurf scrap or something

>> No.16932747

nice copypasta

>> No.16932752

Awesome ork thread.

>> No.16932755

the picture is an orky mr. potato head...am i supposed to read into that or something

>> No.16932774

>> No.16932776

I think the joke is that the WAAAAAGH is the Greater Good.

>> No.16932789

Are there spoilers on /tg/?

I'm seeing the thing that OP is implying, and I'm also seeing Orks, so now I'm imagining Orkish versions of the things OP is implying and it's really fucking goofy.

>> No.16932795

Orks by far have the best conversions.

>> No.16932798

Fucking ponyfags.

>> No.16932804

>>16932789

As the OP, let me tell you it's already been Drawn.

>>16932776
Eeenope.

>>16932755
The Picture is Indeed awesome, but the message is purely in the Text.

>> No.16932818

I don't get it.

>> No.16932824

Orktamos Prime

>> No.16932827

All da orkzs is speshul coz' dey's da best at fightin'!

Haven't we had this before? I'd post the cap, but I keep getting that fucking duplicate file error.

>> No.16932830

>>16932804
Can...can you post it?

>> No.16932833

beyond the ultrasmurf thing.. looks kinda like either Dr. Robotnic.. or an Urbanmech.

>> No.16932839

Looted!

>> No.16932845

>>16932827
thats because there is a screencap thread somewhere which it has already been posted in.

>> No.16932858

>>16932845
It does link me to it, you know.

Also, FUCK YOU ERROR I ADDED ANOTHER ROW OF PIXELS HAHAH

>> No.16932862

>>16932830
Careful with that, someone is going to report the image.

>> No.16932863

There are unconfirmed reports of moon-sized orks jumping from planet to planet, picking up billions of boys on an intergalactic WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!, with cities and civilizations rising and falling on the pore-ridden fungal epidermis. These are orks who battle those star gods risen far from our Holy Terra, who make the weft and warp of the universe tremble with their unnatural war-bellows.

Yes, the orks are truly limited only by the powers of the opponents they face.

>> No.16932865

>>16932824
POST DA REST UVIT

>> No.16932874

>>16932685

Oh, Fuck you OP.

Replace every mention of "Ork" in the Original post with "Pony" and every mention of "The WAAAAAGH!!!" with friendship.

>> No.16932893

ok

>> No.16932894

I wasn't aware ponies were ruled by the bigger ponies.

>> No.16932902

Painted ork prime

>> No.16932903

>this entire thread

>> No.16932905

>>16932894
They are; Princess Celestia and Luna are behemoths compared to everyone else; easily twice the size.

>> No.16932907

>>16932894
The Princess is a horse, and she towers over them.

>> No.16932915

>>16932902
That is a thing of beauty.

OF BEAUTY.

>> No.16932916

Seriously? That's it? Fucking stupid.

>> No.16932919

Orktimus actually transforms too. hmm i think the rules fr him would fit with a mega stompa

>> No.16932922

>>16932894

They are.

Anyway. Fucking Ork Thread, Chaps!

>> No.16932937

WE ORKS NOW

>> No.16932950

megadread not stompa my mistake

>> No.16932974

"I'm the MorkDamn BatOrk!"

>> No.16932985

Best deff kopters ever.

>> No.16932992

>>16932685

Why the fuck is this thread still even on the Board?

>> No.16933002

My Little Warband, My Little Warband, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

My Little Warband, I used ta wonder what da WAAAGH could be,
'Til da Boyz all shared it's magic wif me!
Battlewagons, tons of fun!
A great Warboss so tough and strong,
Thumpin humies is an easy feat!
And dakka makes it all complete
My Little Warband, did ya know you'ze are my very best mates!

The show follows a young Weirdboy who travels to a new encampment to learn the true meaning of the WAAAAGH. There, he meets a Stormboy who is even more obsessed with speed than the average speed freak, a Grotherder with a psychotic long eared squig as his best friend, a deranged Madboy who paints himself pink and loves baking humans into cakes, a Loota obsessed with finding the flashiest gubbins possible, and a Grot who tends a vast plantation of fungus for beer.

>> No.16933018

In the Grim Dorkness ov da fah future, dere' is only Waaagh!

>> No.16933022

But....

Orks are cool.
Ponies are not.

>> No.16933029

>>16933002

HOW. HOW THE FUCKING WHY ARRGGHJG

>> No.16933034

Da Dukes ov 'azzard!

>> No.16933036

>>16933002
>Orks
>Having time for beer
DAT'S MUCKIN' ABOUT.

>>16932992
IT NOW BELONGS T' DA ORKZ!

>> No.16933040

What if, they were both made by the old ones!
What a Twist!

>> No.16933049

Then again, orks can get away with a reference to fucking anything.

>> No.16933053

>>16933040
Awesome

>> No.16933060

>>16933040
Wot a Twis'!

>> No.16933064

OP's image reminds me a lot of this

>> No.16933074

>>16933053
>>16933060
KaminaGorkmind.

>> No.16933075

>>16933049

>> No.16933082

Minor question, has there ever been a Wierd-Boss?

>> No.16933086

Captain Amerorka

>> No.16933092

>>16933064
>Ork Robotnik
yes
yesyesyes
YES
"MUCKIN ABOUT AS OOSUAL, OI SEE."

>> No.16933104

>>16933092
"YA KNOW WHAT DEY SAY, DA MORE BOYZ DA MERRIER"

>> No.16933105

wez' gonna make dat fly.

>> No.16933115

This is awesome keep em coming.

>> No.16933121

>> No.16933135

Even grots can be awesome

>> No.16933140

>> No.16933147

Hmm.

>> No.16933149

>> No.16933158

>My Biggest Ork, Foighten is WAAAAGGHHH!!
>Just another awsome ork thread
>Orks are troll proof
>mfw

>> No.16933185

Looted? KROOTED!

>> No.16933199

>>16933158
Anything is possible when you WAAAAAAAAAGH with da boyz!

Also, greentext story somewhat related.
>Annoying roommate barges is and starts talking about some shitty animu
>Turn music up, I can still hear him
>Sigh, stop music, take a deep breath
>Spin my chair around
>SCREAM "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" into his face
>He leaves

Just as planned.

>> No.16933262

>> No.16933294

>>16933262
TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR
JAMES TESTS DA NEW TRUKK RED MODEL
JEREMY GOT SHOT IN DA FACE WITH A HUMIE SHOOTA
AND WE GO AND LOOT WHAT DEM HUMIES CALL A LEMAN RUSS TANK

>> No.16933299

Painted a couple months ago just messing around

>> No.16933300

>this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo%26autoplay%3D1

>> No.16933314

It's skaven, but still orky as fuck

>> No.16933323

Eipc loot

>> No.16933335

>>16933323
BY THE THRONE

ITS BEAUTIFUL

>> No.16933355

"Fly into'da sun!"

>> No.16933360

Parashootaz!

>> No.16933365

Well, this whole thread went a lot better than I was intending it too

>> No.16933373

>> No.16933376

I still haven't painted all my orks.

>> No.16933384

>> No.16933386

I see this Entire thread and I raise you a 10 foot long Ork Ship.

I win. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxExyQOo7w

>> No.16933389

>> No.16933397

>Oi! Quit muckin' about and get stuck in proppa!

>> No.16933399

Mor of da megastompa

>> No.16933407

>>16933135
More awesome grots

>> No.16933414

>green text is best!

>> No.16933420

Not the best but it's huuuge

>> No.16933439

>>16933384
>that flash git breakin' formation

>> No.16933456

More spaceships!

>> No.16933466

WAAAAGH!

>> No.16933479

Red Orktober

>> No.16933487

>>16933407
i think there might be a snotling in there, cause that spear serves no purpose by itself.

>> No.16933490

>>16933479

This one?

>> No.16933492

>>16933479
Yoo said somfin', boss?

>> No.16933497

>>16933490

>> No.16933503

>>16933497

>> No.16933516

>>16933503

>> No.16933519

We all Liv' in a yella Submariene!

>> No.16933521

>>16933516

>> No.16933534

What if you had a Rok so big it shot smaller Roks?

>> No.16933541

>> No.16933548

I don't own any of these little sets and am pretty knew the Warhammer.

How does one go about painting these? Are there specific guidelines one needs to follow? Like, I know that if you have space marines or something they have their different chapter colors and stuff and ork explosives should be yellow, but is there anything beyond that or can I just color them however?

>> No.16933571

>> No.16933574

>>16933534
Dat's, awesome.

'Da Deff Star. it must be built.

>> No.16933585

>>16933516
The front end of that ship reminds me of the millenium falcon

>> No.16933593

>> No.16933598

>>16933548

there is no real rules.

if you want to make your own chapter or say make a Ultra marine army that has black bolters instead of red. it doesn't matter. Orks even less so. the quality of the paintjob has more effect on how others view it than the colors you choose.

>> No.16933603

>>16933548
>Are there specific guidelines one needs to follow?
If you're talking paint schemes, you might want to look into the ork klans.
>here's a link because I'm too lazy to type it out http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ork_Clan

Also, the basic guidelines for orky kolor engineerin:
Black and/or checker pattern: Dead' Ard
Red: Goes Fasta'
Yellow: Flashy/Rich
Green: Best
Blue: Lucky
Purple: Sneaky

Really though, the galaxy is a pretty big place, and the orks are highly individualistic -- you can use whatever colors you want.

>> No.16933618

>> No.16933627

>>16933603
>Purple: Sneaky
Source? Blood Axes are red, and also horrible camouflage.

>> No.16933628

>>16933598
>>16933603
Awesome. I didn't know there was so much freedom to it.

Thanks guys.

>> No.16933632

>> No.16933635

>>16933627
have you ever seen a purple ork.
didn't think so.

>> No.16933640

>>16933627
Well, I've never seen a purple Ork before. Have you?

No?

Well, there you go -- purple Orks are really sneaky!

>> No.16933642

>>16933627
Orks think that purple makes you sneaky, on the logic that no one has seen a purple army.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork

>> No.16933655

>>16933627
>Source?
fanfiction.

Canonically, Ork Kommandos use camouflage. They -used- to use garish colours in 2nd edition (bright orange and blue tiger stripes, yellow with neon green spots, etc) due to the fact that orks didn't really understand the concept of camouflage, but now they use traditional drab colours.

>> No.16933664

Needs more orks

>> No.16933691

Lost my old images, but i gave all my commandos red berets. because dey think faster.

>> No.16933702

I think I just saved all of these ork pictures into my cat folder.

I Don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.16933704

>>16933627

Red = fasta
Bloo = lucky

So when sumfin fast gits extra lucky, nobody sees it

Derefore, fasta gits + lucky gits = sneeky gits

>> No.16933707

>>16933702

Expect to see all of your cats looted and converted into battlewagons tomorrow.

>> No.16933717

This thread has inspired me to get out the box and start painting again.

>> No.16933719

>>16933655
The garishness went on well past 2e. I know it's in the 3rd edition book. Haven't seen my current codex in a while, but I'm pretty sure it's in the fluff, just not the studio paint jobs.

>> No.16933730

>> No.16933747

Hmm, might as well finish the bikers first.

>> No.16933767

>>16933719
maybe. I haven't looked at the third edition book in years.

hell, I haven't looked at the fourth edition book in years

>> No.16934993

>> No.16936821

>> No.16938202

I'm glad to see this has weathered the ddos storm.
Have a bump.

>> No.16939198

Bump

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