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Something about 40k.

>> No.16665682

Extremely critical evaluation of Matt Ward's writing.

>> No.16665692

A display of Dark Eldar fanboyism

>> No.16665694

Irrational hate of specific faction.

>> No.16665706

Reasons why you shouldn't play the games you want and should instead play the games I like.

>> No.16665709

DUBS

>> No.16665710

No fun allowed.

>> No.16665711

Complaining about the quantity of 40k-related posts on /tg/

>> No.16665714

Something about Orks and their amount of firepower.

>> No.16665718

Balls.

>> No.16665719

Vain attempts to justify the c'tans existence in the first place.

>> No.16665721

>>16665694

Irrational love of specified faction.

>> No.16665726

Hatred for the fanbase and the newer changes to the setting.

>> No.16665731

SUMFIN' FUNNY

>> No.16665734

>>16665548
General comment about how we have too many 40k threads on /tg/ in the long run even though /tg/ was made to house the Warhammer Wednesday people.

Followup statement remarking that they should just make /40k/ and let the rest of us get back to better games.

>> No.16665740

Attempted mad scheme to defend Gav Thorpe.

>> No.16665742

statement about new fluff being utter tripe

>> No.16665746

>>16665742
Statement about how you asked for it and now you don't like it.

>> No.16665755

>>16665742
People hating any kind of new fluff. Especially "new" fluff from after rogue trader.

>> No.16665757

Irrational fear and dread when confronted by dreadknights, plastic grey knights, new necrons, or anything that could be considered 'modernized.'

>> No.16665760

>>16665740
trolling

>> No.16665761

Unrelated post.

>> No.16665764

Trollish (and incorrect) comment on /tg/'s gulliability about trolls.

>> No.16665779

Archiving, some witty comment about OP

>> No.16665794

>>16665746
Truthful denial of the accusation that I asked for it.

>> No.16665796

No, /Tg. You are the dreadknight.

>> No.16665805

>>16665742

statement complaining that at least 'x' faction has a new codex and new fluff and that 'y' faction has not been updated for 'z' amount of time

'y' is so underpowered

>> No.16665812

>>16665757
Rebuttal on the subject of dreadknights concerning that one can stick a dread sarcophagus on 'em and make them look pretty bitchin'.

>> No.16665817

Draigo. Draigo everywhere. Casual attempt to deflect proof of him being samurai Jack in space.

>No, /tg. You are the Draigos.

>> No.16665826

Lengthy discussion over oldcron merits versus newcrons.

>> No.16665836

Half-hearted attempt at counter-troll. Mat Ward ruined 40k design.

>> No.16665852

Asspull claims that Andy Chambers would have done it better.

>> No.16665854

half witted post about how the tau are going to take over the galaxy with their technology

>> No.16665860

>>16665826

comment regarding the 'poor' design of new necorn vehicle models

>> No.16665871

>>16665854
Cries of Heresy and lengthy breakdown of why the Tau blow space goats.

>> No.16665872

Obvious moment of insanity. Bringing up 2nd edition as a testament of truly godlike fluff and crunch. Claims we need to return to this. Is educated that Ward is doing precisely this. Thread dies.

>> No.16665874

>>16665854
Not-even-barely-witted post about blue space babes and weaboos.

>> No.16665876

Wolf post about the wolf marines being wolfier than all the other wolfs, IN SPESS

>> No.16665886

Another generic decry of Mat Ward.

A display of Phil Kelly fanboyism.

>> No.16665889

Ward fever infests thread like AIDS in the ghetto.

>> No.16665894

>>16665876

Unfounded claims that wolfmcwolfwolf yiff fuckwolf is better fluff than Draigo. Ignores all posts mentioning Lucas the trickster.

>> No.16665897

>>16665826
Comment about trying to make a new faction because of old fluff not getting retconned

>> No.16665903

>>16665886

Insane eldar players declaring Gavdex the one true way. Cites it having been used since 1997. When asked about Kelly, posts pics of thunderwolf cock.

>> No.16665909

>>16665889

>> No.16665910

Blood for the blood god and others tales.

>> No.16665914

Off-handed comment regarding 'state of the meta.' Starts thread proudly proclaiming anon hasn't gamed since 4th edition.

>> No.16665920

>>16665894

A blanket statement about Blood Angels being more powerful than Space Wolves and Imperial Guard.

Reference to librarian dreadnoughts, blood talons and deep striking Land Raiders

>> No.16665923

>>16665894
Generic angry comment about furries.

>> No.16665924

>>16665914
Comment claiming the current "state of the meta" is more of a "state of the melta".

>> No.16665927

Gratuitously fellating post about Kharn the betrayer.

>> No.16665936

>>16665927
Trolling post about kittens

>> No.16665947

>>16665836
>Mat Ward ruined 40k design
And he stole your money. Matt Ward doesn't design minis.

>> No.16665950

Anon claims to have played Sisters of Battle since 2nd edition.

Accusation of misogyny and guro fetishism towards Ward.

>> No.16665952

>>16665923

Cites blood angels PDF as a good example of balanced fluff and crunch.

>> No.16665959

Claims oldfag status. Has played since 4th edition 40k.

>> No.16665969

Obi-Wan Sherlock Clouseau.

>> No.16665972

>>16665924

Pretends librarian dreads are the end-all, be-all of 40k. Claims deep striking land raiders are not gimmicky, and broken.

>> No.16665983

>>16665959
Post claiming this poster is a newfag. Proclaim own oldfag status.

>> No.16665985

Cites dark angels as the best written codex in 40k history. Loud and annoying claims that 4th edition design was 'not gimmicky,' and 'less truly is more.'

>> No.16665992

Post claiming bandwagon is bestwagon.

>> No.16665994

>>16665972
Post with angry ad hominem and claims your sexual preference is angled toward sleeping with the dead.

>> No.16665995

>>16665983

Mutter like monkeys with other neckbeards. Propeller marine is posted to prove true oldfag status. Monkeys all start throwing virtual shit at the thread in unison.

>> No.16666006

>>16665959
One ups oldfag status by claiming since 3rd edition.

Comments negatively about old models.

>> No.16666010

>>16665995
Create RPG based around monkeys chained to keyboards.

>> No.16666015

>>16665994

Casually disregard imperial guard, because their codex is 'old.' Grey knights are broken beyond belief, and this is fact. Talked down by kids who've played for 3 months.

>> No.16666019

>>16666010
"/tg/ gets shit done" post.

>> No.16666020

>>16665950

Pointing out Cruddace wrote the 5th edition Sisters codex.

>> No.16666030

>>16666006

Banned by mod. Avoids mod to post moot_and_tg.pg Starts new thread about fanwanked 3rd edition PDF's.

>> No.16666039

>>16666010

Name it Wardhammer 42k. Neckbeards take offense to this. Claims of /tg/ getting shit done, followed by shit getting thrown at the thread.

>> No.16666042

WRITING IN CAPS LOCK AND SPAMMING TRIBUTE TO KHORN

>> No.16666044

>>16666030
Derail new thread with 4e.

>> No.16666046

Post implying that playing since 3rd edition is anything special.

>> No.16666053

>>16666044
De-derail thread with Matt Ward decries as proof of older edition's superiority.

>> No.16666055

>>16666020

Posts pic related. Claims it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt Ward is out to get sisters. Creepy vibes radiate from anon, as he gradually turns into Melissa.

>> No.16666060

>>16666044
General angry reply about 4e sucking hard. 3.5 all the way.

>> No.16666064

Thread derailment by referencing how good/bad the thread is from a meta narative standpoint

>> No.16666067

Claim that Draigo's victories are nothing special, citations of how daemon primarchs are not the strongest daemon princes to back up the statement.

>> No.16666074

>>16666042
Semi Amusing statement about Milk for the Khorne Flakes

>> No.16666078

>>16666053

Quote feminstic propaganda. Transform thread into monkeys versus feminists, forever engaged in shit slinging, all in the name of Mat Ward.

>> No.16666080

>>16665923

Cites blood angels PDF as a good example of balanced fluff and crunch.

>> No.16666086

>>16665836
>Mat Ward ruined 40k design
And he stole your money. Matt Ward doesn't design minis.

>> No.16666094

>>16666067

Oldfag brings up doomrider. Everybody forgets about Draigo.

>> No.16666098

Trollish (and incorrect) comment on /tg/'s gulliability about trolls.

>> No.16666100

Post about how 40k fluff has always been a joke, followed by Lionel Johnson's poem "Dark Angel" in full.

>> No.16666110

Unfavorable posting of Chris-chan. Aspies engage neckbeards in outright war. Everybody loses.

>> No.16666112

>>16666094
Post lamenting the loss of Doomrider and COCAINE!! Contemplates putting him in his Chaos Army anyway and telling all opponents who bitch to climb a mountain of dicks.

>> No.16666117

>>16666064
Pointless pointing out of spelling mistake. Grammer Nazi debate.

>> No.16666119

Reasons why you shouldn't play the games you want and should instead play the games I like.

>> No.16666121

>>16666098

Claim /tg/'s only chance to prove themselves is to get shit done. bring up chapter master the game.

>> No.16666123

Comment on how I don't even need the other boards anymore. Even /tg/ now that this thread exists.

>> No.16666125

Thread derailment by referencing how good/bad the thread is from a meta narative standpoint

>> No.16666128

>>16666098
Confused question about double post? Inb4 "It's the Matrix. Agents are coming."

>> No.16666131

>>16665894
Generic angry comment about furries.

>> No.16666132

>>16666112

In his fury, anon posts diaperporn of cultist-chan.

>> No.16666133

Question whether the thread should be archived?

>> No.16666136

Post containing a link to Melissia's homebrew Sisters codex.

Unrelated comparisons of Chris-chan and followers of Nurgle.

>> No.16666142

>>16666133
Angry statement about how people should archive things themselves instead of waiting for others to do it for them

>> No.16666144

>>16666131
Leaping on the furry hate bandwagon

>> No.16666147

>>16666055
As odd as it sounds I prefer Wards fluff here, the old fluff was over the top and stupid, how exactly does guerrilla warfare work against an endless swarm of bugs when you are suppose to be protecting space ports? Wards new fluff made her a true martyr while not making a long list of all the super duper heroic things she did.

>> No.16666150

>>16666142
Even angrier rant about how the archives are clogged with bad threads and quests only three people play. Asked whether 'Umad?'. Confirmation of Madness.

>> No.16666151

>>16666133

Everybody agrees, except the oldcron. Butthurt aspie brings up contemptor dreadnought. Oldcron says it looks like Robotnik's mechasuit.

>> No.16666159

>>16666147
C-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

>> No.16666160

>>16666053

Quote feminstic propaganda. Transform thread into monkeys versus feminists, forever engaged in shit slinging, all in the name of Mat Ward.

>> No.16666164

>>16666147
Angry rave about how this faggot broke the meta narrative

>> No.16666165

>>16666136

Anon rages. Thread slowly shifts into creep-mode. Loli cultist-chan porn is posted. Anon claims it's all for the lolz.

>> No.16666169

Attempted mad scheme to defend Gav Thorpe.

>> No.16666172

>>16666165
Call for mods. Report loli for CP. Someone says old /tg/ was better. Mod appears and starts posting.

>> No.16666177

>>16666144

Oldfags link to incontinent student bodies. Anon vanishes from the internet forever, only to return 2 minutes later on a new IP.

>> No.16666186

Post about how 40k fluff has always been a joke, followed by Lionel Johnson's poem "Dark Angel" in full.

>> No.16666189

>>16666172

Mod deletes EVERYBODY, except dragfag who made sisters porn. Anon rages in his impotent fortress of solitude. Devises plan to get back at mod. Starts new thread titled 'Ward is writing X army.'

>> No.16666191

>>16666169

Comparisons between Abaddon and Cobra Commander, accompanied by the Chaos Codex quote about letting no evil deed go unrewarded..

>> No.16666196

thread drifts into primarch masterbation. Someone asks if there are stats for primarches. Everyone but Blood Angels players get butthurt at mephiston

>> No.16666204

>>16666191
Screams CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! And posts image of Abbandon with no arms.

>> No.16666206

>>16666191
No arms-comment. Oldfag attempts to defend Abaddon's honor. Gets called impotent by the 14 year old newfags. Newfags are told to 'go home, kid.'

>> No.16666207

Complaining about the quantity of 40k-related posts on /tg/

>> No.16666215

>>16666196
post about the uberness of Mephiston and how he is even Robot Gullymans spiritual liege of awesome

>> No.16666216

>>16666196

Post bringing up Doombreed and Genghis Khan. Citations about daemon princes stronger than the primarchs.

Something about

>> No.16666218

>>16666172

Mod deletes EVERYBODY, except dragfag who made sisters porn. Anon rages in his impotent fortress of solitude. Devises plan to get back at mod. Starts new thread titled 'Ward is writing X army.'

>> No.16666219

>>16666207
>>16666207
Raged at for repeating what has been already said in the thread

>> No.16666222

>>16666196

Everybody jerks of Ferrus Manus then and there, no matter what. Anon requests dickgirl pics of Ferrus as a loli. Drawfag complies.

>> No.16666230

>>16666207
>>16666207
Raged at for repeating what has been already said in the thread

>> No.16666240

>>16666215

Dick measuring. Anon favors Draigo, because Mephiston simply isn't allowed to win. Is told he's being majorly insane. Ignores in favor of defending Draigo's manhood. Someone starts talking about Eldrad.

>> No.16666242

Pic related is posted, alongside quotes from Codex: Space Marines proving everyone wants to be Ultramarines but can not.

>> No.16666245

Relatively average attempt at writefagging that nevertheless causes momentary silence as everyone waits for the next piece

>> No.16666250

>>16666186
>>16666207
>>16666218

Angry post about how anon should read the damn thread and not post the same exact thing twice.

Weeps that he knows that such a thing will not happen

>> No.16666264

>>16666230

Complained at for complaining about the complaining. Deflects all attempts at reason and diplomacy. Wild claims of being 'true,' because anon only plays genestealer cult.

>> No.16666271

>>16666245
Post of "OPwilldeliver.jpg" less than ten minutes after writefag's last post.

>> No.16666273

>>16666240

Post pointing out that Draigo will never have as much dick in him as Eldrad

Chuckles at double entrende leaves with Eldar Men are ghey and thats why Love Can Bloom since none of the ladies are getting any

>> No.16666277

Next piece of writefagging quoting the first piece

>> No.16666280

>>16666250
Realises theres some kind of posting problem going on causing lots of double posts

>> No.16666287

>>16666242

Suddenly, anon is paranoid and fears Ward is watching him masturbate. Goes to /k/ for backup. Is told that /tg/ is the dreadknight, by /k/ommandos.

>> No.16666294

Post containing the canonical numbers for the frontal RHA of the Land Raider as proof that the US military could beat a marine chapter. Followed by a million 40kids crying "SPACE STEEL".

>> No.16666296

>>16666273

Posts eldar tits. Quotations about Space Marines destroying a Craftworld.

>> No.16666313

>>16666273

Proud and autistic proclamation that no one takes as much cock as the avatar. Retract statement. Countered by swarmed anon zergrushing using faked spoilertags. Gaiafags ask what a cock is, and why Dragio would need one in every orifice. Anon feels shame at this, and ponders going to /k/ for suicide tips.

>> No.16666315

Posts a bump, quoting F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5 yet further bringing the post count up and providing nothing of value.

>> No.16666317

>>16666296
Eldar tragic story copypasta

>> No.16666323

>>16666294

Suddenly, /k/ommandos and /v/irgins. Everybody agrees that anon is being a faggot aspie. Pics of ugly, 80's land raider are posted.

>> No.16666324

>>16666273
Post angrily defending about Eldar not being gay, and points out that Love Can Not bloom due to an Eldar would never do it with a filthy monkeigh, and that if they did the child would be a horrid abomination, COMPLETELY ignoring the Rogue Trader Fluff of that one Half Eldar Spess Mahreen Librarian.

>> No.16666325

>>16666317

Advice guardsman image.

>> No.16666328

Dear God /tg/. Someone can just mention 40k and get a million replies huh?

>> No.16666337

>>16666317

Teclis is posted, to kill the thread. Anon doesn't consider the possiblity that he's gone too far. Someone counters with OC of loli Draigo, dressed in avatar fur.

>cap: WARD erAseem

>> No.16666340

Post of picture of Dorfs. Dorf Fortress Hijack.

>> No.16666343

>>16666323
Is banned by mods for disagreeing with their opinions, and posts on his live journel complaining that mods banned him because he didn't like one of the old models.

>> No.16666348

>>16666328
Post stating that this anon knows very little about 40k, but has gleefully been posting along with everyone else, in a way this anon is studying the 40k /tg/ folks in their natural habitat, filled with derp and rage

Also posts that you are a troll and faggot

>> No.16666359

>>16666328

Casualfag implies /tg isn't made up of professional trolls. Is called casualfag and newfag. Mind breaks as anon posts horrible xeno bumptan with furry cock and diapers. Cries like a bitch Is told to get back in the kitchen, while the monkeys throw shit at each other.

>> No.16666375

>>16666348

Oldfag disagrees with other oldfag. Verbal fight over who gets to insult the new user.

>> No.16666376

>>16666359
Posts image of monkeys throwing shit, types monkey noises, trying to empisise point.

>> No.16666404

>>16666376

Anon talks about popping his huge back pimple. Claims the sound of pus exploding from it is an exact copy of how /tg/ sounds on a good day.

>> No.16666437

>>16666404
Shows image to random woman at high school to see if it causes them to throw up in their mouth.
Whines to /tg/ when it doesn't and they have a black eye.

>> No.16666451

>>16666437

Suddenly, and without provocation, oldfag and drawfag shit all over the place with pics of dead niggers.

>> No.16666453

Post attempting to derail thread with
>Eldar Slave Wut do?

>> No.16666472

>>16666136

Dares to make the claim that Melissa's fandex is magically better than Cruddace's shitdex. Is shot down by everyone, including feminists.

>> No.16666510

>>16666453

Counter with eldar rape pic.

>> No.16666523

Archive this shit, faggots, or I'll make Ward write the next codex: chaos space marines. My dad works for games worshop.

>> No.16666563

Shift into maximum overtroll. Say that Khorne has been Tzeentch's bitch all along. Counter any and all arguements with "Just as planned."

>> No.16666574

>>16666563
Poster forgets image. Double posts to add it. Troll credibility takes a nosedive.

>> No.16666598

Necron Artwork is 40k!

>> No.16666709

>>16666598

Irrelevant and wildly illogical assertions about Necrons being more naturally aligned toward Chaos and blatant wishful statement about Necron and Iron Warrior confrontations which may eventually lead to some badly made abomination of a conversion somewhere.

>> No.16666722

>>16666563
Points out Validity of argument that Khorne, and indeed Nurgle and Slaneesh as well, have in fact been Tzeentch's bitch all along. Questions why when the stereotype of fa/tg/uys is that we are all cerebral and out of shape why would any of us give a damn about Khorne and any of the other meatheads in the first place? Tzeentch/Eldrad/Creed should be /tgs/ spiritual liege! Now does a broad statement that all who disagree with this have down syndrome and aids.

>> No.16666780

>>16666563

Post pics of Draigo. Ask 'where is your god now?'

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