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[ERROR] No.16642275 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Kill Astartes general.

This thread is dedicated to the Emprah's Sues getting their shit kicked in.

>> No.16642294

Shas'la, just because you suffered defeat does not mean you must mock your opponents from behind their backs.

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>> No.16642325

Indeed, filthy Xenos, why not have a nice, relaxing cup of coffee?

>> No.16642335

I like necrons....

>> No.16642341


I concur with our brother, here. We must always appreciate our opponents; the humans are unaware of the full truth of the Greater Good, and their armored soldiers are the most indoctrinated against it. Though we fight them, we must remember they are our foes; nothing more, nothing less, and always deserving of our respect.

>> No.16642342

Like hell

>> No.16642348

Doesn't make sense what you just said. But I can say for certain, I for one am finally satisfied seeing those damned corpse fetishist Gue'la being shown this galaxy isn't theirs alone. Seeing their teeth kicked in for once is poetic justice. Let's see those battle records!

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>> No.16642370

>>People want to see Marines get their asses kicked
>>It's all Ultrasmurfs.
I wonder what this means.

>> No.16642382


Rather ironic that your image contains one of the biggest sue characters ever conceived.

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>> No.16642387


Isn't that basically a sue killing sues?

>> No.16642416

You mean a giant faggoty sue killing lesser mild sues.

>> No.16642417

Suddenly I feel grateful that 40k is only cartoony grimdark and not actually depressing. Truly, it is a fine line they walk.

>> No.16642420

You all just jelly of our spiritual liege.

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>> No.16642445

Just who is that fucker anyways? seen him in several pics floating arounds

>> No.16642454

The mary sue of this guy.
No, I'm not joking.

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>> No.16642466


Just when I thought I had nothing left to laugh at.

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>> No.16642479

That guy seems to have a really punchable face

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>> No.16642489

rolled 7 = 7

Relax it was a disarm attack. The idiot Templar, like you, is so worried about the Purity seal that he /drops his gun/

>> No.16642490

Full version.

>> No.16642492


It's located between the Anus of Chaos and the Scrotum of Chaos.

>> No.16642495


>likes playing warhammer

It all makes sense now.

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>> No.16642506

rolled 7 = 7

>Operating System: Windows XP
Why is that listed there? Is XP the grimdarkest of OS's to run off of?

>> No.16642508


>Favorite Writers

>A. Hitler

Mein Kampf wasn't even a good book...

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>> No.16642512


You're thinking of THE Hitler. His favorite writer is A Hitler.

>> No.16642515

You do realize that that is EXACTLY the way they are portrayed from their enemies' perspective, right?
Read the Ultramarines series some time.

>> No.16642518

chaos are such fags that they have ponytails HA!

>> No.16642519

rolled 12 = 12

What was Hitlers first name.

>> No.16642522

>Favorite Book: Dune

Well...at least he has SOME taste

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>> No.16642526

I've read the whole Ultramarine series and I never got a negative vibe like that for them

>> No.16642533


>The Joke

>Your head

>> No.16642543

That bit from the perspective of the traitor guard fighting for whatshisface.
You know, describing the monstrous giants viciously slaughtering all of his comrades and then getting slain by a horrible monster in a skull mask.

>> No.16642544

He wrote more than just that one. He wrote several pirate novels in the 70's after that he mostly wrote detective stories about a guy who thought he was a glass of milk.

>> No.16642547

I don't think that is a space marine, the armour is way too different and he looks like a midget when compared to the chaos space marine.

>> No.16642551


>>Reading Warhammer novels

>> No.16642552

Could be a scout

>> No.16642553

To be honest with you when I read that part all I was thinking was "Ha-ha-ha fuck yeah"

>> No.16642557


There's a few genuinely good ones. Storm of Iron springs to mind.

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>> No.16642561

Your Scott Pilgrim image gives it away. Sorry

>> No.16642564


Storm of Iron was one of my first, and favorite novels.

>> No.16642567

and anything by Abnett

>> No.16642575

But that's the vibe.
It was written specifically to show you how ordinary men see these massive superhuman killing machines.

>> No.16642577


I have a soft spot for it, just because I'm a massive Iron Warriors fanboy, starting with that novel. I read a few Chaos-centric books to work out which Legion to play, and SoI sold me at the scene where they use prisoners to find gun emplacements.

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>> No.16642589

Also Ciaphas Cain.

>> No.16642590

Well okay then. If you say so.

>> No.16642595

Scouts should be 7ft tall and they don't wear power armour, this looks like a normal human in power armour.

>> No.16642596

And Graham McNeil
And Aaron Dembski-Bowden

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>> No.16642603


>That one female guards woman who's name escapes me.

>Dem trucks.

Now I need to read it again >:|

>> No.16642612

You just have to read it from an outside point of view.
If you're rooting for the Ultras, of course you'll just think "fuck year".
Hell, Dead Men Walking has Krieg Grenadiers mistaken for new kinds of Necrons initially. That part was written to ALSO show you how an outside observer will see them.

>> No.16642619

Truly this disgraces space marine will never be able to face his peers.

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>> No.16642622

Goddamnit it took only 1 hour for this completely unrelated thread to turn into "Dan Abnett rape the fluff, guise!".

>> No.16642628

It's not the Marine talking.
It's the bolt pistol.
The Marine is stone dead.

>> No.16642633


Honsou is a magnificent bastard.

>> No.16642637

Squad broken = faggot marines getting raped like the faggots they are

>> No.16642639

Are you saying he does not?
Besides, you came up with that on your own.
His books are not good.

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>> No.16642644

But they are good.

>> No.16642645

But... that didn't happen. That anon's argument might just be that there are millions of better books to read than any tie-in novels.

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>> No.16642650

In my opinion they are good

>> No.16642653


That's WARSMITH Honsou to you!

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>> No.16642661

Not more than any other BL writer or codex writer. So no, he really doesn't.

>> No.16642665


Go fuck yourself, halfbreed.

>> No.16642666


...negative vibe?

It's not like they're slaughtering those Guardsmen for the lulz. Or did people not notice the guy kneeling in front of the book, the dude with a chaos rune on his face, the man gleefully attempting to self-sacrifice,, or the fucking Ultramarine head on a spike?!

Dark and gritty, sure. Cleansing heretics isn't clean. But I'm not sure how this is supposed to make the ULTRAS look bad, here.

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>> No.16642669

I guess you would know, Blood Raven.

>> No.16642675

There are far better BL books.
Most are also actually set in the Warhammer universe.

>> No.16642677

Can we have some pictures of spess mehreens, paticulary Spess wulves begin killed off?
Especially the Space yiffs beign horribly slaughtered is hard to find.

>> No.16642680

>There are far better BL books

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>> No.16642689

why is that guardsman so big

>> No.16642692


Look at all these gifts just lying around!

>> No.16642693

Provide some examples of fluff raping by Abnett. Other than "I dunno I don't get the 40k feel, so I guess that's it". Something that's not extremely vague and can't be applied to most 40k materials.

>> No.16642695

But thats not what I meant.

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>> No.16642701

>thread abut heresy
Earlier poster here. I just meant that one looks... nasty. Normally there's a certain cartoony over-the-topness to things. Don't know about the novels, haven't and wouldn't read them.

>> No.16642703


>THE Hitler
>A Hitler

Gave me a good hearty laughter. I luv u guise.

>> No.16642705

Too bad.

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>> No.16642714

Okay then. I guess you don't want to explain.

>> No.16642715

Tiny warp-capable ships, "burning out" blanks, Guardsmen having to adjust for wind while firing lasguns (I WISH I was making that up).

>> No.16642717

It's DoW. Fire Warriors annihilate marines, lord metal boxes, terminators get raped by kroots, Von Stubbs sends 100 baneblades to Cadia, but makes more on the spot. Enormous guardsmen are the last of your concerns.

>> No.16642723

and they said /tg could not be trolled

>> No.16642725

Explain what? That Abnett is a comic writer first and foremost, so isn't very good with novels?

>> No.16642729

>Guardsmen having to adjust for wind while firing lasguns (I WISH I was making that up).
Where is that from?

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>> No.16642733

No. Not that.

>> No.16642734

/tg/'s anti-trolling brigade was taken out by insane mods who were brought in by shitspammers.

That's why you have shitspammers, mods, and no one who can't be trolled.

>> No.16642737

And any of these is worse than any modern codex how?

>> No.16642738

He's asking you for recommendations, you silly fuck.

>> No.16642743

>>and they said /tg could not be trolled
Where did you get that idea?
Didn't you know that /tg/ is also short for "troll grounds"?

>> No.16642744

>Guardsmen having to adjust for wind while firing lasguns


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>> No.16642752

rolled 6 = 6

It was a grimdark wind. If he didn't adjust the Laser would have diffused and hit the ground early.

>> No.16642753

Graham McNeill is pretty good.
I liked Pawns of Chaos, your opinion may vary.
Dead Men Walking was awesome.
Those are all books/authors superior to Abnett.

>> No.16642755

This is probably in the days when they fired lasbullets. Them firing lasers was only formalized fairly recently. Don't take it so seriously.

>> No.16642757

If I recall, Gaunt's Ghosts.

>> No.16642759

>Abnett, despite creating most of the fluff, ruined it!


>> No.16642760

Abnett takes a crazy universe of grimdark fun and makes tedious warporn about WW1-ish sci-fi men killing each other in trenches all day, essentially.

>> No.16642761

I know. It's so stupid that it fucks with the laws of physics as well as W40K fluff, seeing as lasguns are energy based weapons.

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>> No.16642772

But... that's what IG essentially is.

>> No.16642774

>complaining about violations of physics
>40,000 AD

>> No.16642777

The IG has flavor. His do not.

>> No.16642786

That's very vague. I've read 5 of these, and there is like 10 more as far as I know. Not that I don't believe you, I just never heard of that before and it seems fucking stupid even by 40k standards.

>> No.16642787

If you try to say Death Korps is flavourful compared to the Tanith, get AIDS and die.

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>> No.16642794

Oh ok, lasbullets it is then.

>> No.16642795

Hey guys I heard you where trolling lol

>> No.16642796

He inspired the current IG portrayal, you fuck.

>> No.16642804

my brain hurts.

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>> No.16642814

I never did.
And as a matter of fact, the Death Korps are insane fanatics. That in itself is more flavor than "21st century in outlook spacemen".

>> No.16642815

I smell a troll

>> No.16642821

Right, there are a lot of them.
Which is why I remember the exact book and page number. It was a longlas, is what I know.

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>> No.16642857


A guardsman out stealthing a fucking Mandrake.

>> No.16642858

>It was a longlas, is what I know.

>A sniper, compensating for external factors before taking a shot.

I bet you're the kind that gets pissed during LOTR when the Ringwraiths didn't pull dice out and roll to hit before stabbing Frodo.

>> No.16642859

Shhh, they are bullets propelled by repulsive lasers.

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>> No.16642867

He didn't outstealth.

He outsmarted the Mandrake.

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>> No.16642877

But do you need to compensate for external factors when you're firing lasers?

>> No.16642878

What book is that from?

>> No.16642879

Oh great, you're one of these people that get mad whenever there is a mention of Avatar getting killed in the fluff. Eldar get killed by other races all the time, that's completely normal, deal with it.

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>> No.16642886

Wait what?

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>> No.16642894


"Outsmarting it" in the singular occupation it had been doing for thousands of years. In a culture were you slip up slightly, once, you're dead.

>> No.16642895

Saint Sabbat, iirc.

Book 7 in the whole Ghosts Series.

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>> No.16642900

A Slaanesh chaos lord died during some... activities...
A cucumber can do dreadful things to your insides if your not careful..

>> No.16642904

Ain't the Guard's fault that the Delfdar are fucktarded.

>Implying the Ghosts weren't veterans by this point.

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>> No.16642914

Whos the guy who keeps dumping? You do know that you're just showing that you're butpurged right?

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>> No.16642923

Seriously if you need someone to explain to you why underdog hero in a fucking s-f novel outsmarts and kills a more powerful opponent, you're retarded.

>> No.16642925

Loyalist Emperor's Children killing the Black Legion?

>> No.16642931

>Laws of physics change over time

>> No.16642933

Foresight, mortal. Foresight.

>> No.16642938

Not actually Im dumping because Im bored. Also I'm big marine fan and have twice as much pictures of Xenos and Heretics getting purged but I figured since a lot of /tg/ want to see marines getting stomped why not give them what they want?

>> No.16642943


>Implying that a trope makes it any less full retard

>> No.16642945

My apologies. Boredom is always an acceptable reason.

>> No.16642966

You're not even trying any more.

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>> No.16642993

> Solider to solider, the pious sisters of battle are no match to the space marines.

>> No.16643000


are these connected?

where find more?

>> No.16643008

Damnation Crusade (Comic)

Search for it in /rs/. You should find it there.

>> No.16643032

I know, I meant the edited version

>> No.16643044

Oh...eerm..nope just found those while lurking /tg/.

>> No.16643094

have you noticed the shape of that explosion is the shape of the U.K...

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