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Kill Astartes general.

This thread is dedicated to the Emprah's Sues getting their shit kicked in.

>> No.16642294

Shas'la, just because you suffered defeat does not mean you must mock your opponents from behind their backs.

>> No.16642299

>> No.16642312

>>16642294
ohsnap

>> No.16642325

Indeed, filthy Xenos, why not have a nice, relaxing cup of coffee?

>> No.16642335

I like necrons....

>> No.16642341

>>16642294

I concur with our brother, here. We must always appreciate our opponents; the humans are unaware of the full truth of the Greater Good, and their armored soldiers are the most indoctrinated against it. Though we fight them, we must remember they are our foes; nothing more, nothing less, and always deserving of our respect.

>> No.16642342

Like hell

>> No.16642348

Doesn't make sense what you just said. But I can say for certain, I for one am finally satisfied seeing those damned corpse fetishist Gue'la being shown this galaxy isn't theirs alone. Seeing their teeth kicked in for once is poetic justice. Let's see those battle records!

>> No.16642358

contributing

>> No.16642370

>>16642342
>>People want to see Marines get their asses kicked
>>It's all Ultrasmurfs.
I wonder what this means.

>> No.16642382

>>16642358

Rather ironic that your image contains one of the biggest sue characters ever conceived.

>> No.16642383

>> No.16642387

>>16642358

Isn't that basically a sue killing sues?

>> No.16642416

>>16642387
You mean a giant faggoty sue killing lesser mild sues.

>> No.16642417

>>16642342
Suddenly I feel grateful that 40k is only cartoony grimdark and not actually depressing. Truly, it is a fine line they walk.

>> No.16642420

You all just jelly of our spiritual liege.

>> No.16642428

>> No.16642438

>> No.16642445

>>16642382
Just who is that fucker anyways? seen him in several pics floating arounds

>> No.16642454

>>16642445
The mary sue of this guy.
No, I'm not joking.

>> No.16642461

>> No.16642466

>>16642454

Just when I thought I had nothing left to laugh at.

>> No.16642468

>>16642461
MY PURITY SEAL
NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.16642479

>>16642454
That guy seems to have a really punchable face

>> No.16642485

>> No.16642489

rolled 7 = 7

>>16642468
Relax it was a disarm attack. The idiot Templar, like you, is so worried about the Purity seal that he /drops his gun/

>> No.16642490

>>16642479
>>16642466
Full version.

>> No.16642492

>>16642485

It's located between the Anus of Chaos and the Scrotum of Chaos.

>> No.16642495

>>16642490
>>16642490

>likes playing warhammer

It all makes sense now.

>> No.16642497

>> No.16642506

rolled 7 = 7

>>16642490
>Operating System: Windows XP
Why is that listed there? Is XP the grimdarkest of OS's to run off of?

>> No.16642508

>>16642490

>Favorite Writers

>A. Hitler

Mein Kampf wasn't even a good book...

>> No.16642509

>> No.16642512

>>16642508

You're thinking of THE Hitler. His favorite writer is A Hitler.

>> No.16642515

>>16642417
You do realize that that is EXACTLY the way they are portrayed from their enemies' perspective, right?
Read the Ultramarines series some time.

>> No.16642518

>>16642497
chaos are such fags that they have ponytails HA!

>> No.16642519

rolled 12 = 12

>>16642512
What was Hitlers first name.

>> No.16642522

>>16642490
>Favorite Book: Dune

Well...at least he has SOME taste

>> No.16642523

>> No.16642526

>>16642515
I've read the whole Ultramarine series and I never got a negative vibe like that for them

>> No.16642533

>>16642519

>The Joke

>Your head

>> No.16642543

>>16642526
That bit from the perspective of the traitor guard fighting for whatshisface.
You know, describing the monstrous giants viciously slaughtering all of his comrades and then getting slain by a horrible monster in a skull mask.

>> No.16642544

>>16642508
He wrote more than just that one. He wrote several pirate novels in the 70's after that he mostly wrote detective stories about a guy who thought he was a glass of milk.

>> No.16642547

>>16642299
I don't think that is a space marine, the armour is way too different and he looks like a midget when compared to the chaos space marine.

>> No.16642551

>>16642526

>>Reading Warhammer novels

>> No.16642552

>>16642547
Could be a scout

>> No.16642553

>>16642543
To be honest with you when I read that part all I was thinking was "Ha-ha-ha fuck yeah"

>> No.16642557

>>16642551

There's a few genuinely good ones. Storm of Iron springs to mind.

>> No.16642560

>> No.16642561

>>16642551
Your Scott Pilgrim image gives it away. Sorry

>> No.16642564

>>16642557

Storm of Iron was one of my first, and favorite novels.

>> No.16642567

>>16642557
and anything by Abnett

>> No.16642575

>>16642553
But that's the vibe.
It was written specifically to show you how ordinary men see these massive superhuman killing machines.

>> No.16642577

>>16642564

I have a soft spot for it, just because I'm a massive Iron Warriors fanboy, starting with that novel. I read a few Chaos-centric books to work out which Legion to play, and SoI sold me at the scene where they use prisoners to find gun emplacements.

>> No.16642582

>>16642567
No.

>> No.16642583

>> No.16642589

>>16642567
Also Ciaphas Cain.

>> No.16642590

>>16642575
Well okay then. If you say so.

>> No.16642595

>>16642552
Scouts should be 7ft tall and they don't wear power armour, this looks like a normal human in power armour.

>> No.16642596

>>16642567
And Graham McNeil
And Aaron Dembski-Bowden

>> No.16642602

>> No.16642603

>>16642577

>That one female guards woman who's name escapes me.

>Dem trucks.

Now I need to read it again >:|

>> No.16642612

>>16642590
You just have to read it from an outside point of view.
If you're rooting for the Ultras, of course you'll just think "fuck year".
Hell, Dead Men Walking has Krieg Grenadiers mistaken for new kinds of Necrons initially. That part was written to ALSO show you how an outside observer will see them.

>> No.16642619

>>16642468
Truly this disgraces space marine will never be able to face his peers.

>> No.16642621

>> No.16642622

>>16642582
Goddamnit it took only 1 hour for this completely unrelated thread to turn into "Dan Abnett rape the fluff, guise!".

>> No.16642628

>>16642602
It's not the Marine talking.
It's the bolt pistol.
The Marine is stone dead.

>> No.16642633

>>16642603

Honsou is a magnificent bastard.

>> No.16642637

Squad broken = faggot marines getting raped like the faggots they are

>> No.16642639

>>16642622
Are you saying he does not?
Besides, you came up with that on your own.
His books are not good.

>> No.16642641

>> No.16642644

>>16642639
But they are good.

>> No.16642645

>>16642622
But... that didn't happen. That anon's argument might just be that there are millions of better books to read than any tie-in novels.

>> No.16642649

>> No.16642650

>>16642639
In my opinion they are good

>> No.16642653

>>16642633

That's WARSMITH Honsou to you!

>> No.16642660

>>16642653
Halfbreed

>> No.16642661

>>16642639
Not more than any other BL writer or codex writer. So no, he really doesn't.

>> No.16642665

>>16642653

Go fuck yourself, halfbreed.

>> No.16642666

>>16642526

...negative vibe?

It's not like they're slaughtering those Guardsmen for the lulz. Or did people not notice the guy kneeling in front of the book, the dude with a chaos rune on his face, the man gleefully attempting to self-sacrifice,, or the fucking Ultramarine head on a spike?!

Dark and gritty, sure. Cleansing heretics isn't clean. But I'm not sure how this is supposed to make the ULTRAS look bad, here.

>> No.16642667

>>16642660

>> No.16642669

>>16642628
I guess you would know, Blood Raven.

>> No.16642675

>>16642661
>>16642650
>>16642644
There are far better BL books.
Most are also actually set in the Warhammer universe.

>> No.16642677

Can we have some pictures of spess mehreens, paticulary Spess wulves begin killed off?
Especially the Space yiffs beign horribly slaughtered is hard to find.

>> No.16642680

>>16642675
>There are far better BL books
?

>> No.16642682

>> No.16642685

>>16642680
Yes.

>> No.16642689

>>16642621
why is that guardsman so big

>> No.16642692

>>16642669

Look at all these gifts just lying around!

>> No.16642693

>>16642675
Provide some examples of fluff raping by Abnett. Other than "I dunno I don't get the 40k feel, so I guess that's it". Something that's not extremely vague and can't be applied to most 40k materials.

>> No.16642695

>>16642685
But thats not what I meant.

>> No.16642698

>> No.16642699

>>16642689

Because.

>> No.16642701

>>16642666
>thread abut heresy
>666
Earlier poster here. I just meant that one looks... nasty. Normally there's a certain cartoony over-the-topness to things. Don't know about the novels, haven't and wouldn't read them.

>> No.16642703

>>16642512

>THE Hitler
>A Hitler

Gave me a good hearty laughter. I luv u guise.

>> No.16642705

>>16642695
Too bad.

>> No.16642711

>> No.16642714

>>16642705
Okay then. I guess you don't want to explain.

>> No.16642715

>>16642693
Tiny warp-capable ships, "burning out" blanks, Guardsmen having to adjust for wind while firing lasguns (I WISH I was making that up).

>> No.16642717

>>16642689
It's DoW. Fire Warriors annihilate marines, lord metal boxes, terminators get raped by kroots, Von Stubbs sends 100 baneblades to Cadia, but makes more on the spot. Enormous guardsmen are the last of your concerns.

>> No.16642723

>>16642567
and they said /tg could not be trolled

>> No.16642725

>>16642714
Explain what? That Abnett is a comic writer first and foremost, so isn't very good with novels?

>> No.16642729

>>16642715
>Guardsmen having to adjust for wind while firing lasguns (I WISH I was making that up).
Where is that from?

>> No.16642732

>> No.16642733

>>16642725
No. Not that.

>> No.16642734

>>16642723
/tg/'s anti-trolling brigade was taken out by insane mods who were brought in by shitspammers.

That's why you have shitspammers, mods, and no one who can't be trolled.

>> No.16642737

>>16642715
And any of these is worse than any modern codex how?

>> No.16642738

>>16642725
He's asking you for recommendations, you silly fuck.

>> No.16642743

>>16642723
>>and they said /tg could not be trolled
Where did you get that idea?
Didn't you know that /tg/ is also short for "troll grounds"?

>> No.16642744

>>16642715
>Guardsmen having to adjust for wind while firing lasguns

WHAT

>> No.16642749

>> No.16642752

rolled 6 = 6

>>16642744
It was a grimdark wind. If he didn't adjust the Laser would have diffused and hit the ground early.

>> No.16642753

>>16642738
Graham McNeill is pretty good.
I liked Pawns of Chaos, your opinion may vary.
Dead Men Walking was awesome.
Those are all books/authors superior to Abnett.

>> No.16642755

>>16642744
This is probably in the days when they fired lasbullets. Them firing lasers was only formalized fairly recently. Don't take it so seriously.

>> No.16642757

>>16642729
If I recall, Gaunt's Ghosts.

>> No.16642759

>Abnett, despite creating most of the fluff, ruined it!

lol

>> No.16642760

Abnett takes a crazy universe of grimdark fun and makes tedious warporn about WW1-ish sci-fi men killing each other in trenches all day, essentially.

>> No.16642761

>>16642744
I know. It's so stupid that it fucks with the laws of physics as well as W40K fluff, seeing as lasguns are energy based weapons.

>> No.16642771

>>16642759

>> No.16642772

>>16642760
But... that's what IG essentially is.

>> No.16642774

>>16642761
>complaining about violations of physics
>40,000 AD
ishygddt

>> No.16642777

>>16642772
The IG has flavor. His do not.

>> No.16642786

>>16642757
That's very vague. I've read 5 of these, and there is like 10 more as far as I know. Not that I don't believe you, I just never heard of that before and it seems fucking stupid even by 40k standards.

>> No.16642787

>>16642777
If you try to say Death Korps is flavourful compared to the Tanith, get AIDS and die.

>> No.16642788

>>16642621

>> No.16642794

>>16642755
Oh ok, lasbullets it is then.

>> No.16642795

>>16642743
Hey guys I heard you where trolling lol

>> No.16642796

>>16642777
He inspired the current IG portrayal, you fuck.

>> No.16642804

>>16642794
>lasbullets
my brain hurts.

>> No.16642810

>> No.16642814

>>16642787
I never did.
And as a matter of fact, the Death Korps are insane fanatics. That in itself is more flavor than "21st century in outlook spacemen".

>> No.16642815

>>16642777
I smell a troll

>> No.16642821

>>16642786
Right, there are a lot of them.
Which is why I remember the exact book and page number. It was a longlas, is what I know.

>> No.16642832

>> No.16642840

>> No.16642857

>>16642693

A guardsman out stealthing a fucking Mandrake.

>> No.16642858

>>16642821
>It was a longlas, is what I know.

>A sniper, compensating for external factors before taking a shot.

I bet you're the kind that gets pissed during LOTR when the Ringwraiths didn't pull dice out and roll to hit before stabbing Frodo.

>> No.16642859

>>16642804
Shhh, they are bullets propelled by repulsive lasers.

>> No.16642864

>> No.16642867

>>16642857
He didn't outstealth.

He outsmarted the Mandrake.

>> No.16642869 [DELETED] 

>>16642840

>> No.16642877

>>16642858
But do you need to compensate for external factors when you're firing lasers?

>> No.16642878

>>16642857
>>16642867
What book is that from?

>> No.16642879

>>16642857
Oh great, you're one of these people that get mad whenever there is a mention of Avatar getting killed in the fluff. Eldar get killed by other races all the time, that's completely normal, deal with it.

>> No.16642880

>>16642840

>> No.16642881

>> No.16642883

>>16642857
YOU

SHUT UP

THERE ARE FAR WORSE INSTANCES OF WANK IN THE 5TH ED IG CODEX

MAY I REMIND YOU OF THE GUY WHO KILLED A CHAOS LORD WITH A VEGETABLE

>> No.16642886

>>16642883
Wait what?

>> No.16642890

>>16642857
Hello.

>> No.16642891

>> No.16642894

>>16642867

"Outsmarting it" in the singular occupation it had been doing for thousands of years. In a culture were you slip up slightly, once, you're dead.

>> No.16642895

>>16642878
Saint Sabbat, iirc.

Book 7 in the whole Ghosts Series.

>> No.16642898

>> No.16642900

>>16642886
A Slaanesh chaos lord died during some... activities...
A cucumber can do dreadful things to your insides if your not careful..

>> No.16642904

>>16642894
Ain't the Guard's fault that the Delfdar are fucktarded.

Also:
>Implying the Ghosts weren't veterans by this point.

>> No.16642907

>> No.16642914

Whos the guy who keeps dumping? You do know that you're just showing that you're butpurged right?

>> No.16642917

>> No.16642923

>>16642894
Seriously if you need someone to explain to you why underdog hero in a fucking s-f novel outsmarts and kills a more powerful opponent, you're retarded.

>> No.16642925

>>16642917
Loyalist Emperor's Children killing the Black Legion?

>> No.16642931

>>16642774
>Laws of physics change over time

>> No.16642933

>>16642645
Foresight, mortal. Foresight.

>> No.16642938

>>16642914
Not actually Im dumping because Im bored. Also I'm big marine fan and have twice as much pictures of Xenos and Heretics getting purged but I figured since a lot of /tg/ want to see marines getting stomped why not give them what they want?

>> No.16642943

>>16642923

>Implying that a trope makes it any less full retard

>> No.16642945

>>16642938
My apologies. Boredom is always an acceptable reason.

>> No.16642966

>>16642943
You're not even trying any more.

>> No.16642975

>> No.16642993

> Solider to solider, the pious sisters of battle are no match to the space marines.

>> No.16643000

>>16642898
>>16642907

are these connected?

where find more?

>> No.16643008

>>16643000
Damnation Crusade (Comic)

Search for it in /rs/. You should find it there.

>> No.16643032

>>16643008
I know, I meant the edited version

>> No.16643044

>>16643032
Oh...eerm..nope just found those while lurking /tg/.

>> No.16643094

>>16642723
have you noticed the shape of that explosion is the shape of the U.K...

>> No.16643260

>> No.16643297

>>16642880

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