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16636385 No.16636385 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Oi ya gits, my name is Kula-Thraka
I'm a 27 year old Orky boy (Greenskin for you humans). I draw Skulz and Bonez on my banna, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Orky games. (Squiq Battle Bosses, Gretchen Kanon, Squashy 'umie series)

I train with my Shoota every day, this superior weapon can blast clean through Power Armor because it is over a thousand times louder than a bolter, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in space. I looted my shoota two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Orkish fluently, both Bad Moons and the Blood Axes dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Orky history and their Waaagh! code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Rok asteroid, I am moving to Moredakka to join a big clan to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Nob for the Deathskulls or a Warboss!

I looted several Wargears, which I wear around the craftworld. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Moredakka, so I can fit in easier. I fight with my elders and seniors and speak Orkish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>> No.16636396
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16636396

My name is Fuklaw. I enjoy long walks on the beach and purging the enemies of the Imperium.

>> No.16636427
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16636427

OY YOU RUNTING GIT why are you talking INSTEAD OF FIGHTIN

>> No.16636475

>>16636385
>move to moredakka
>to study culture
guess who didn't git accepted to the prestigious dakka school of mekin and wagghin

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16636507

>>16636475

sk.ool? wat dat? WHY AINT YOU FIGHTIN

>> No.16636509

>>16636385
>I looted several Wargears, which I wear around the craftworld.
>craftworld

And I initially thought this was a human ork fan.
Made my day OP

>> No.16636558

>Learning the dialects of Bad Moonz and Blood Axes
>Wanting to become a Deathskull
Learn the right fucking language.

>> No.16636559

The hell am I reading?

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16636574

Here is a picture of my waifu!

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