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i've seen a similar tread a few days ago now its 404

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One of my favorite jokes.

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d'awww, Mostlypuritan-chan!

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>>16613886

>You will never be a Vindicare and experience a forbidden romance with an Eldar

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I lost it.

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What a tweest.

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An Ig sentinel and a SM dreadnought are walking along together after a battle. The sentinel pilot turns to the dread and says, "dude, open-topped? Armour 10? This thing is a walking coffin!"
To which the dread replies: "FUCK. YOU."

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ALL OF MY LOVE!!!
This is Awesome!

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I was fighting for the Emperor before he became popular as the Emperor. Not like you would understand if I tried to explain the Dark Age of Technology to you.

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>>16614080

Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the real, and undo the evil that is Chaos!

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>>16614097
Somehow, he would be scarier without the gun.

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>>16614120
I really can't remember where I got it. I have that pic for a long time.

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>>16614167

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
>Real Men of Genius!
Today we salute you, Mr. Grey Knights Codex Thread Spammer.
>Mr. Grey Knights Codex Thread Spammer!
Most trolls feign stupidity just long enough to piss somebody off. You have the tenacity to act like an idiot for weeks at a time.
>Why's it look like a baby?
Three times an hour, twelve hours a day, you create a thread asking the questions that were answered fifteen minutes after the Codex was leaked.
>I heard they can take daemonhosts!
Mod warning sticky? Those are for pussies.
>And WHYYY aren't there any girl Knights?!
You've spent hours and days devoting yourself to ensure that people will never stop talking about a Codex you have no intention of ever even playing.
>LOL Jokaero!
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh corpulent codex complainer, because without you we'd never forget that Kaldor Draigo is kinda like Samurai Jack.
>Mr. Grey Knights Codex Thread Spammer!

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I'M READY!

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>>16614167

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=6aqf_irqq-M

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>>16614171
"We's gonna make da body fasta so it gets to da humies fasta! And we make da feet lucky so dey don't step in as much grots!"

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This is funny cause it's true.

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Profit, ho!

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>>16614069

Amazing. Lemme try my hand.

Leman Russ and Lion El'Jonson are purging Orks together.
Russ points at the Orks and bellows out, "Let me show you Orks the Emperor's fury!" and charges the line.
El'Jonson points to Russ and yells, "Let me show you Orks the Emperor's furry!"

There's a good joke in there, but I need a better punch line...

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and some more

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In the grim dark future, there is only PONY

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Here's the fixed version

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>>16614380
The guy who sticks his tounge out's tounge looks more like a cigar or penis

This annoys me.

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>>16614380
>her face
>oh here we go again

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- Den boyz, we goin to da MekDonalds !
- WAAAAAAAAAAGH !

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No. Just no.

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These arent jokes... they're Eldar Exodites, who quite seriously and canonically ride dinosaurs into battle.

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>>16614418

It's meant to be a cigar you tool.

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Then it looks too much like a tounge.

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A brown tongue with a glowing orange tip? Genius.

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You're right sorry, i suck cocl

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>>16614487
The body of the cigar has the exact same color as the inside of the mouth, that looks weird, and as if they're connected.

The tip is way too large to be the glowy cigar tip.

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>>16614464
>The pool is closed, commissar !

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>>16614487
You don't do anything but sage and antagonise people do you?

I bet you have plenty of friends.

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>>16614505

Okay, let's see one of your golden demon entries then, Rembrant.

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>>16614527
> associates friends with golden demon entries
> laughingpeoplewithsociallifes.jpeg

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>>16614503
That one did infact make me chuckle.

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>>16614527
>you have to be better to be allowed to provide constructive criticism!

You're silly.

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>>16614547
A tripfag is acting silly? What a shocker.

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>>16614542
GOD DAMMIT I'M SO FUCKING SPECIAL, HEED MY OPINION

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>>16614544
Me too. It seems like shit that really would happen.

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>>16614547
>Constructive criticism on a picture that's been around for years on an imageboard that has nothing to do with the creator of the diorama

Yeah right.

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SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!

IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS GRILLED MEAT.

AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.

THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! MEANWHILE, OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!

WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!

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My roomate back in college liked a shitty show Star Gate Atlantis. Or I should say he liked it at first, and quickly realized what shit it was. After that we'd make fun of it whenever it was one.

The puggy canadian scientist was so fucking mechanicus that I always cracked up when he talked about his technobabble plans.

"Open a a tomb full of Necrons, what could go wrong?"

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It's technically funny!

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Redefining "shoving up a boot up their arse".

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Dat Calpurnia

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That's right, I'm back baby! back like bad rash! Of course, it's not like you sould CARE or anything.
1/2, screencaps from other, better anons.

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Of course, I had assumed I still had noko on th subject field. Go me. So, first part:

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RESUMING DUMPING

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And the last.

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Just check the box on the upper left of your posts. Then scroll down to the lower right of the screen and click the delete button.

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