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This day feels like a generous day my friends ... don't you think ?

>> No.16453490

Go away Changeling.
You're not Diomedes.
That isn't even his cup.

>> No.16453491

Not really no.
I'm missing a sock.
I can't find my comb.
I've got nothing to do.

>> No.16453493

>>16453479

What happened to your daemon hammer?

>> No.16453506

Not again

>> No.16453513

>>16453506

Like i said ...

>> No.16453520

have some more space for gifts.

>> No.16453523

I love these threads.

>> No.16453531

>>16453491

We are all missing something my friend ...

>> No.16453541

>>16453531
Hey, you found it. Can I have it now?

>> No.16453550

>>16453523
Quick. The Changeling has taken your form and is ruining your reputation by STEALING things. You must stop him. We'll gift you anything you need.

>> No.16453558

>>16453541

Have what ?

>> No.16453569

>>16453541
>Cultish-chan has braces

ALL OF MY HHHNNNNGGGGGG

>> No.16453575

>>16453558
My sock an-- where did you get that!?
>>16453550
We're exchanging gifts now? I didn't know it was Christmas already.

>> No.16453576

rolled 3 = 3

Indeed it is my good friend! Why, the gaseous veil of urban smog converges with the everwarming abundance of a glorious morning sun to create a wondrous screen of light and magick! Ever seen the playful syncretism in a hap-hazardous melange of gases, the eerie chaotic beauty of nebulae and caliginaes, intertwined in an harmonic yet asymmetrical embrace? This day promises much!

Wait, where's my top hat?

>> No.16453579

>>16453575
NOO! Quick. Put that away before the Changeling sees it and steals it!

>> No.16453582

>>16453579

>> No.16453584

How many gifts have you recieved so far, most beloved Blood Ravens?

>> No.16453587

>>16453569

All of it ?

>> No.16453606

>>16453584

Many, you peoples are very generous

>> No.16453610

What's going on around here?

>> No.16453611

>>16453587
Stop that

>> No.16453612

>>16453606

You can have that one, I got a golden one.

>> No.16453618

>>16453606
That's EXTRA heretical

>> No.16453622

>>16453612
Hwweeey, False Emperor.
Merry Christmas.

>> No.16453623

>>16453612

Magnificent indeed

>> No.16453631

>>16453622
Silly Cultist-Chan, its not Christmas yet.

>> No.16453632

>>16453622
HNNNNNNNG. GOD DAMN IT, CULTIST-CHAN. YOU'RE THE ONLY SERIOUS THREAT OF TURNING ME OVER TO THE SIDE OF CHAOS.

>> No.16453638

These gifts... They intrigue me.

>> No.16453647

>>16453618

Heresy ... heresy ... such a big word

>> No.16453652

>>16453622

Why Wikipedia, thanks. Wait. Cultist-Chan, you gave me the best present ever last time. No need for trinkets.

>>16453623

Oh dear.

>> No.16453655

>>16453632
I can easily ruin this for you.

>> No.16453665

>>16453655
bah, thats one of the better ones

>> No.16453666

>>16453647

Why ? it's just peoples being gentle to each others

>> No.16453678

>>16453666
Dude!
NO!
You do NOT take Johnny Bravo's sunglasses. Give them back now.

>> No.16453682

So is this guy the chaos god of theft by now?

>> No.16453687

>>16453665
I'll keep trying.

>> No.16453692

so much heresy.

>> No.16453693

>>16453666

>666

BEHOLD THE NEW CHAOS GOD OF THIEVERY !!!!

>> No.16453695

>>16453479
present time!

>> No.16453700

>this thread

>> No.16453717

>>16453695
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.16453729

>>16453687

You seriously can't.

>> No.16453732

>>16453717

>> No.16453733

>>16453687

>I'll keep trying
>Posts a hotter cultist chan

Uh yeah. Keep trying...

>> No.16453740

>>16453733
I give up.

>> No.16453748

>>16453700

Are you amazed by the power of happy peoples gifting each others ?

>> No.16453749

>>16453740
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>> No.16453753

>>16453740

>> No.16453754

Anyways.
Merry Christmas, everyone!

>> No.16453758

>>16453753
HHHNNN-

>> No.16453775

>>16453754

What a nice attention

>> No.16453780

I wonder where this will go this time

>> No.16453782

>>16453775

>> No.16453785

>>16453758

>> No.16453786

If all these positive emotions keep up, the chaos gods might find themselves replaced by some sort of...

beneficent warp entity... Like me!

Free sweets and desserts for all! And then we can play a fun game of volley ball!

>> No.16453795

>>16453786
the beach kind?

>> No.16453796

>>16453782

Such a generous little creature

>> No.16453800

>>16453786
>implying it's not just a Nurgle week

>> No.16453822

>>16453796
I don't even know how you did that.

>> No.16453823

>>16453786

>> No.16453838

>Dis Thred

>> No.16453842

I lov dis story!

>> No.16453844

Stop it Cultist!

>> No.16453851

How about this?

>> No.16453857

>>16453795

Yes!

>>16453800
Nope, no contagion here. Just sweets and happy feelings.

>> No.16453860

Here, have my tie. I sort of took it from a Bloody Magpie Librarian anyway.

It may have been his favorite cat at one point in time.

>> No.16453861

Hello brother, I see you have found many gifts!

Back in the day, we ourselves found many gifts...

Forget not, that your very existence, is a gift from Magnus and the Thousand Sons.

>> No.16453865

>>16453838

Dis is sum gud generosity from u

>> No.16453870

It's not cool that you think your stolen goods is 'gifts'

>> No.16453878

>>16453851
Oh, mugs? I know a guy with a mug.

>> No.16453893

>>16453870
>dat filename

>> No.16453896

A delivery for you Diomedes-kamisama.

>> No.16453904

>this thread

>> No.16453914

>>16453865

>> No.16453916

>>16453861

I always loved the thousand sons generousity

>> No.16453921

Another reason to join the brighter side of chaos.

The God Emprah woke up, for a short moment, and in his lucidity declared all alcohols and Smokes to be illegal.

Looks like it's mugs of water and candy cigarrets (The non chaos kind mind you) for all still loyal.

>> No.16453930

>>16453870

Stolen goods ?

>> No.16453939 [DELETED] 

>>16453914
>my request Technomancer drew for me
>posted here and there
>mfw

>> No.16453942

>>16453930
Is that my weapon...

>> No.16453943

>>16453893
Reaction image 171 of pic related

>> No.16453967

>>16453939
Protoculture did this one for me.
I don't think I ever saw it posted here.
That makes me a little sad.

>> No.16453972

>>16453967
I've used it a few times.

>> No.16453984

>>16453967
seen it at least three times

>>16453939
out of 400 requests drawn, it's not a lot.

>> No.16453987

>>16453914
forgot to redo my handle

>> No.16453988

>>16453930
I'm just waiting for the Blood Ravens to accumulate enough "gifts" that they collapse in on themselves from the sheer mass of it all.

>> No.16454001

>>16453972
>>16453984
Cool.
Have a soro on a bike.

>> No.16454008

>>16454001

>> No.16454032

>this thread

>> No.16454043

>2011
>Not being too poor to own anything.

>> No.16454052 [DELETED] 

>>16454043

dem arrows


Worst symmetry I've seen in a long time.

>Missingthepoint.ishygddt.png.tiff.jpg.bmp.yar

>> No.16454053

>>16454001

I don't see any bike

>> No.16454075

>>16454053
How can you cold bastard ignore sweet Homura's gift?>>16453896


ALL OF MY RAGE!!!

>> No.16454104

>>16454075

Don't worry, my borthers took it to the litany of fury. Nice to see that you are a generous guy too

>> No.16454133

>>16454104
Solution to defeating Blood Ravens: Throw everything you possibly have in your armory at them. Then mow them down once they are too heavily laden with gifts.

>> No.16454150

>>16454133

You should not say such things ...

>> No.16454160

>>16454150
Hey dude, there's something awesome behind you. You should check it out.

>> No.16454167

>>16454133
If the blood ravens got into an extended campaign against orks, would it devolve into both sides just fielding the exact same armaments against each other as the cycle of gifting and looting homogenized their supplies?

>> No.16454172 [DELETED] 

>>16454150
>Thread

I'm going to do a blood-raven army. Except paint their weapons in different chapter colors. Perhaps use other chapter's colors for vehicle, With a BR sticking out the hatch.

I may use a Leman Russ Demolisher for a Thunderer, (hull mount the gun like the old FW leman variant)

>beings wantedJ
>mfw first name letter is J
>WHO WANTS MY J?!

>> No.16454174

>>16454150
>burning red eyes after my post

... I'm curious now. How did you steal those? And better yet, where from?

>> No.16454178 [DELETED] 

>mfw none of my posts have been "gifted"

>> No.16454181

>>16454172
See here.
>>16454037

>> No.16454185

What game do I have to play to understand this thing?

>> No.16454189

>>16454185
DOW 2

>> No.16454197

>>16454185
Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War 2
Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War 2: Chaos Rising
Warhammer40k: Dawn of War 2: Retribution.

Play Space Marine campaigns, read item descriptions carefully.

>> No.16454210

>>16454178

>WaaaaUgh!!!
>U

>> No.16454225

>>16454178

But little greenskin ... you are the gift...

>> No.16454229

>>16454225
oh... oh god...

>> No.16454232

>>16454225

>> No.16454235

>>16454225
What is this about, Captain?

>> No.16454244

>>16454225
Someone needs to run this through Blingee.

>> No.16454257

>This thread

>> No.16454260

You know guys. I don't like this new meme. I prefer the classic one.

>> No.16454263

Nobody ever wants my tie.

It's a crappy fucking tie, too. But really, it's bad when the Blood Ravens doesn't want it.

At least I've got you, silly head-crest ... crown thing.

>> No.16454267

>>16454235

About gifts and happiness
And you are such a generous person

>> No.16454268

>>16454260

>> No.16454274

>> No.16454295

>>16453844
Damnit, Cultist, not in front of everyone

>> No.16454318

>>16454263

Thank you sweety

>> No.16454328

>>16454318
MY SILLY HEAD-CREST

WHAT DID YOU DO

>> No.16454338

>>16454260
The warp has overtaken him.
It is a good meme.

>> No.16454343

>>16454318

This is terrifying ... /tg/ what have you done

>> No.16454346

...

>> No.16454362

>>16454343
"gift" diomedes a daemon?

>> No.16454365

here take these manly tears.

>> No.16454366

>>16454328
Ah, don't worry, sis.
Here, take a nose!

>> No.16454373

>>16454328
You're a freaking Chaos god and you get your shit stolen? Not very all knowning are you?

>> No.16454382

You know what you lack? Books.

>> No.16454384

>>16454366
>Greenmarine
>Mexican
>fart fetish

who'd have guessed, huh?

>> No.16454405

>> No.16454410

>>16454405

>> No.16454413

>>16454346

>> No.16454414

>>16454405
Do You Catan?

>> No.16454417

>>16454410

>> No.16454428

>>16454366
No offense, but I have -no- idea where that thing has been. I've got this fancy mask, though.

>>16454373
Lesser daemon, thank you.

>> No.16454447

>>16454414

>> No.16454454

>this thread

>> No.16454459

>>16454447

>> No.16454461 [DELETED] 

>mfw

>> No.16454485

There is one thing you can not be gifted, Raven of Blood.

The gift of Christmas Spirit.

>> No.16454486

>> No.16454497

>>16454461

You have no face my gentle lord, but you have indeed a nice heart

>> No.16454510

Maybe we should archive this ?

>> No.16454514

>>16454510
No, no we shouldn't.

>> No.16454516

This is for you, OP

>> No.16454518

... Chaos Tainted Magpies? Oh Fucklaw that! It's bad enough when the regular Bloody Magpies come around, what with things going missing but... this?!

That's it... that is it. I need a drink. Where's the bar?

>> No.16454524

>>16454485
Merrcy Christmas, /tg/

>> No.16454592

>>16454524

Th... Thanks you

>> No.16454755

>Happiness

>> No.16454781

>>16454592
Oh hell, who let that heretic in here!

>> No.16454830

>>16454781
But we are brothers !

>> No.16454857

Here. Take it. No one wants it anymore.

>> No.16454873

>>16454857

I dare you to loot my spiritual liege, sir bloodraven.

>> No.16454883

>>16454781
>>16454830
Indeed.

Brotherhood is not lessened when one brother is foolish.

>> No.16454898

>>16454857

I really appreciate that gift

>> No.16454912

>>16454898

>> No.16454944

>>16454898
Your face is covered in shit.

>> No.16454976

>>16454944

At least im not naked

>> No.16455017

Apollo, the Eldar wish to gift you something... be wary of xenos trickery however.

>> No.16455034

That costume is alarmingly good.

>> No.16455046

>>16454976

Brother bloodraven, the grey knights come bearing gifts for you and your chapter. Use them well, as we have.

>> No.16455094

>>16455017

They gifted me these nice jewels who whisp

>> No.16455149

>>16455046

Sweet !

>> No.16455198

A gift is coming to you from my bolter, scum.

>> No.16455278

Drawfag here, i'll gift you life my friend

>> No.16455313

>>16455278

Few gifts compare to such things. As a member of the grey knights, I should know. Our own inventory of gifts is matched only by the bloodravens.

>> No.16455385

>>16455278

Well ... im tired, maybe i'll do this another day

>> No.16455401

>>16455385

>> No.16455402

>>16455313

Grey Knights are fags. Pic related, race that requires skill to play.

>> No.16455447

>>16455402

>point-and-click skimmer transports.
>units made up of meltaguns and meltabombs.
>re-rolls for wounds, hits, and saves.
>invincible falcons.
>claimed to take skill to play.

>> No.16455479

>>16455447

>Expensive infantry with a pathetic T3, S3
>Generally below average armour saves
>Overpriced Bright Lances
>Specialised troops
> Get punished for making mistakes, unlike every faggot race in power armour

U mad Space Faggot?

>> No.16455486

>>16455447
>Invincible falcons

Have you not played since 4th edition?

>> No.16455496

>>16455447

>2011
>Claiming Eldar aren't ass raped constantly in and out of fluff
>laughingcalgars.jpeg

>> No.16455523

Eh, this is ok. I liked the original better. This just seems like its going to far, its just, lost what made it funny I guess.

>> No.16455535

Oh god, I remember seeing the thread that this monster was created in yesterday. At least he doesn't have a cup full of dicks this time.

By the way, have some gifts. Take whatever you want.

>> No.16455536

>>16455479

>runes of warding.
>complain on grey knights.
>pretend 20 point power armor guys with 1 attack are totally superior to your own shitty, overpriced infantry.
>realize grey knights are imperial eldar.
>your face when.

>> No.16455560

>>16455479
you forgot one, bro

>nerfed every edition

>> No.16455566

>>16455536
>Can take dirt cheap Inquisition teams with Cortez as troops
>Can take purifiers, the best troops choice in the game with Crowe
>Fucking psy ammo on autocannon dreads

And so on

>> No.16455569

>>16455560
seriously, new death spinners? shit.

>> No.16455595

BR ? GIVE RELIX PLOX

>> No.16455598

>>16455569
anyone complaining about modern eldar never had to face classic eldar

I like to think that the collective butthurt from the developers has resulted in the current state of them, especially due to the absurd amount of curbstomped avatars

>> No.16455609

>>16455566

>two max inquisitors, much like farseers.
>Coteaz is totally a named character, so banned everywhere outside England.
>avatar avoids 'named character' ban by being a 'named monster.'
>grey knights run triple assassins for awesomeness.
>realize more expensive power armor dudes in metal boxes make them exactly like other space marines.
>have only one gun that reaches out to 48 inches.
>almost no AP3 or better weaponry.
>gets fucked over by anti-psychic.
>"Oh my god! They're like me, only updated for this edition, and wearing power armor!"
>brofist GK.

>> No.16455617

>>16455536
Fucking everyone considers GK to be overpowered. Fucking bullshit nemesis weapons, that repair bullshit, Venerable Dreadnought, fucking orbital bombardment every turn, fuck off. Any retard can play GK, which is why tthey're so popular. If you want to beat GK, especially as a non MEQ race, you have to totally outplay them.

>> No.16455626

>>16455595

>> No.16455642

>>16455609
>Banned outside of England

Where the fuck are you playing?

Also

>Complaining about avatars

Are you fucking serious...do you even know the fluff behind them, they're not even unique characters

>brofist

No, fuck off. Fuck you and fuck Matt Ward.

Just because you are completley retarded and incapable of building an army list with the tools given to you doesn't mean GK are in any way underpowered.

>> No.16455656

>>16455560

Holy fuck.

And i loved them even though i only started on the 3rd edition codex.

Brb downloading 2nd ed rules

>> No.16455698

>>16455656
Play 2e, be happy, mock the people bitching about 5th. Works fer me!

>> No.16455709

>>16455656
you're in for a treat

>original character-level Exarchs that can take any wargear they please
>warlocks able to have multiple wounds
>shurkien catapults that are dramatically better than bolters (24" range)
>the distort table
>Avatars rather than Avaturds
>EXODITE DRAGON KNIGHTS

I weep tears of blood for the old-dar. My marines were terrorized by them

>> No.16455781

>>16455595

Improved it

>> No.16455789

While we're on the subject.

>> No.16455817 [DELETED] 

>>16455789

>mfw the same thing exactly happened

>> No.16455854

Oh shit it's like /v/ and /b/ came for a visit and never left. I can understand a bit of this, yes, but now you're just forcing this to be funny/a meme. Just like people did with Cultist-tard.

Oh well, just venting.

>> No.16455948

Someone need to make a gif of this series.

>> No.16455959

>>16455854

>> No.16455966

>>16455854
If you don't like it. why not just hide the thread???

>> No.16456441

I dont know if i should archive this or not ...

>> No.16456686

>>16456441

I would gladly, but i don't know how

>> No.16456894

animooted

>> No.16459831

Dont dieeee

>> No.16461723

>>16456894
I just woke up and found this. Pic related.

>> No.16463862

>>16456894

I... I... I can't breath

>> No.16463932

A cultist recieving gift and not an ork recieving loot?

/tg/ you dissapoint me.

>> No.16463963

>>16463932
see
>>16453865

The guy basically stole ork teefs

>> No.16464127

>>16456894

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