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[ERROR] No.16439300 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Who are you and how have you gained access to our vox channels?

>> No.16439310

Now I am reminded of DX:HR with Jensen constantly sputtering "HOW DID YOU GET THIS FREQUENCY" whenever somebody contacts him.

>> No.16439314

>>16439300
This is scout rainbows make me cry over!......I will come for you soon space man be ready!

>> No.16439321

Oh, this is -your- frequency? I didn't see any encryption on it, so I assumed it was a civilian channel. Who are you, anyway, some kind of local football star?

>> No.16439323

Imbecile, I CONFIGURED your vox channels! Now stop flapping your meatbox and listen, my scanners have picked up a nearby piece of archaeotech.

>> No.16439328

The Adeptus Astartes, huh?

>> No.16439333

>>16439300
DO YOU HAVE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN OR NOT!?

>> No.16439340

>>16439328
CRAB
BATTLE

>> No.16439363

Do not ask what creature screams in the night.
Do not question who waits for you in shadow.
It is my cry that wakes you in the night,
And my body that crouches in the shadow.
I am Tzeentch, and you are the puppet
That dances to my tune.

>> No.16439370

>>16439323
I wonder what would happen if I placed a sapper on you cyborg man! It's science time!

>> No.16439379

>>16439310
By the end of the game I fully believed Jensen's frequency was just in the phone book or something.

>> No.16439383

>>16439370

Just try it, deceiver. I've upgraded my auspex to pierce your crude masks.

>> No.16439393

>>16439379

>> No.16439401

>>16439383
what mask's?

>> No.16439402

Boy, I gotta be honest witcha, your tech aint nuthin to brag about. I got aholda yer encryption in bout ten seconds flat, learned yer battle plan in five more. Yer boys are headin into a heapin helpin'a trouble if'n ya don't just pack up n' leave, so I'd 'vise ya to do just that and just go away afore I need ta bring out mah guns.

>> No.16439406

There was a break in at the Archives of the Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition, fool! The Ordo Hereticus must be alerted. I am commandering your Vox channels for the Inquisition.

>> No.16439422

I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world, and cleanse it in the fires of destruction.

I am Hakumen. The end has come!

>> No.16439431

>>16439406
DRAAAAACOOOOO!

>> No.16439432

Definitly not the traitor
What explosion?

>> No.16439433

This doesn't work when you all talk at once.

But I'll assume it was something along the lines of "I am a filthy xeno and I want a good purging." Am I close?

>> No.16439436

>>16439323
DID YOU FIX THE ORANGE SODA MACHINE?!!

>> No.16439446

>>16439433
y...u...sh...d....js....t...r...n...wayy....b...fr...I...lo..se...cn...trl...

>> No.16439454

>>16439433
Damn it Commander, this is my one phone call. I need you to pay my bail fee!

Also call Leo a little bitch!

>> No.16439456

We're just here to do our monthly ceremonial exchange of arms and armour.

>> No.16439468

>>16439436
yes they did hell I was drinking a can while I looted the Archives....god damn it I need to turn off this microphone!

>> No.16439516

>>16439433

Purge? Uh, I'm sorry but last time I checked purging required fire. Real purging anyways, if you want to wuss out and use chain-swords and bolters be my guest.

>> No.16439995

>>16439516
fucking hipster marines

>> No.16440042

>>16439468
Heretic! The Inquisition shall have your head! And next time, don't leave a can of spilled soda on my desk!

>> No.16440917

We ARE your voice channels, ape.

>> No.16440970

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, BLOOD RAVEN.

NOW STAND THERE WHILE I INSULT YOU SOME MORE.

HAHAHAHA.

>> No.16440982

FAGGOTS, HEAR ME!
I AM ARAGHAST THE PILLAGER, MASTER OF HOUNDS, LASH OF THE BLACK LEGION AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. YOU AND ALL YOUR KIND ARE COWARDS, LOWLY LICKSPITTLES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY EMULATING THAT PILE OF BONES YOU CALL AN EMPEROR. YOU ARE EVERYTHING BAD IN THE GALAXY. TRULY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVEN DESTROYED 1000 WORLDS? I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S FUN MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN INSECURITIES, BUT YOU ALL TAKE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF ELDAR.
DON'T BE A STRANGER. JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. I WAS CAPTAIN OF THE FIRST COMPANY, AND MASTER OF MY WARBAND. WHAT FORCES DO YOU LEAD, OTHER THAN STEVE BLUM? I ALSO GET DUAL LIGHTNING CLAWS AND HAVE A FUCKING AWESOME SIDEKICK (HE JUST BETRAYED ME; SHIT WAS NOT CASH). YOU ARE ALL MEWLING COWARDS WHO SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELVES. THANKS FOR LISTENING.

>> No.16440996

>>16440982
TL;RD HERE COMES TEH RAPE TRAIN CHUUU CHUUU

>> No.16440998

>>16440982
YOU ARE ALSO A CODPIECE

>> No.16441008

>>16440982

Sure, you can rampage and destroy.

But...can you CREATE LIFE?!

>> No.16441018

GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING LYBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
This is Radio Free Lybia, my name in Sahid al Sahir and with us on this this show is my guest, Achmed from Tripoli.

>> No.16441023

COMMANDER, SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN HARD! THE NAZIS HAVE US PI- *BANG* Stille, American. Sie sind uns jetzt.

>> No.16441028

Shit -- wrong channel.

>> No.16441030

>>16441023
> Schnauze, Ami, wir ├╝bernehmen hier!
FTFY

>> No.16441042

Ground control to major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

>> No.16441048

>> No.16441279

WE ARE LEGION

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