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I return from /a/ with a gift.

>> No.16411007


i told you not to take that!!

>> No.16411041

OI! That thievin' magpie'z back! KRUMP 'IM!

>> No.16411087

Do you have something for the chapter too, Ork?

>> No.16411112

Give it to the librarians for delivery to the Ware-World for cheap re sale

>> No.16411119

well this is just silly.

/a/ can have it back, if it isnt too rude to return it.

wasnt their main export suicidal girls anyway? we'd take a few of these, so many possibilities...

>> No.16411131

Dammit Tarkus put that away and use the plasmagun I gave you.

>> No.16411137

We've never returned a gift before.
Are you sure?

>> No.16411144


give it back already.

>> No.16411156

They're just going to gift it to us every day until we like it, you know.

>> No.16411159


>> No.16411161

What is it brother librarian? Couldn't we just name a weapon after them?

>> No.16411162


>> No.16411163


and ask for a better gift

>> No.16411196

Moltar! Lock the garage door, I keep getting the feeling that someone is prowling around...

And they are after. Our. Coffee.


>> No.16411229

nice mug

>> No.16411235

Got it.

>> No.16411238


>> No.16411245

Eh, Set it next to the tea set then. I'm certain it'd be good for guests.

>> No.16411249


>> No.16411264


>> No.16411268

Sorry Brother, but you fell for a decoy, Space Ghost's Mug looks like this...

>> No.16411279

come on, dont be like that

>> No.16411295

Great, now he stole from the Night Lords.

>> No.16411296

this one?

>> No.16411300


>> No.16411302

You give that back!

>> No.16411306


konrad looked pretty pissed a few posts earlier

>> No.16411331


>> No.16411355

No see here. I won't stan--

Hang on a moment. Somebody is at the door.

>> No.16411362

Master, ahh, wayne, ahh, is temporarily detained. I must ask you to come back later.

>> No.16411367

may i also thank you for the gift

>> No.16411375

Take your time, I can wait

>> No.16411381

Look what I was just gifted, Brother.

>> No.16411384

Oh what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.16411389

Bludh Magpies stealing from other boards and batman

>> No.16411393

Someone let the Blood Ravens out of their sub-sector again.

>> No.16411396


this is preposterous. they gifted these things to us

>> No.16411402

Question, /tg/, assuming an infinite amount of prep time, could Batman stop himself from gifting things to the Blood Ravens?

>> No.16411403

I'll just leave this here....

Sure would be a SHAME if SOMETHING were to HAPPEN to it.

Yessir, I don't know what I'd do if my mug were to somehow DISAPPEAR

>> No.16411405

this won't end well...

then again since when have the blood ravens ever been caught stealing.

>> No.16411407

No, we simply acquired them used. You can buy them back on the cheap though

>> No.16411415

Oh no, That looks too precious to lose.
You should probably hold that.

>> No.16411420


Batman cannot stop the descendants of Carmanando Sandiego

>> No.16411421


but I was defending our chapter from these foul accusations, brother

>> No.16411425

I think we may have gone too far.

>> No.16411433

don't worry once they see that they can buy 100 baneblades for less than the price of 5 they'll love us

>> No.16411440


my spiritual leige!

>> No.16411460


First time I've ever seen someone repost an image I made.

Yay for me!

>> No.16411490


Naw, I think we're good.

>> No.16411491


brother, I wonder what gift we could get from /b/ or /d/

>> No.16411498


>> No.16411502


Gifts we don't want.

Getting a gift from /d/ might be the same as getting a gift from a Slaaneshi cultist.

>> No.16411512

They are on the list then.

>> No.16411516


I don't see a problem here, we already were getting gifts from heretics

>> No.16411541

Well you certainly took your time getting me here.

And thanks for giving me my mask back, I guess.

>> No.16411561


>> No.16411647

I've successfully received a gift from /v/
Where next, Brothers?

>> No.16411650



>> No.16411658


that place is worse then the eye of terror...

>> No.16411660


>> No.16411666


I feel lucky

>> No.16411692

Indeed bless the God emperor for his generosity.

>> No.16411701

I don't think /b/ is as generous.

>> No.16411720

OP, you are making this unfunny.

>> No.16411727

So /v/ has told me.
It's been a talent of mine to ruin funny things.
I'm out of pictures anyways.

>> No.16411731


brother, /b/ contributed!

>> No.16411749

I'm pretty sure not even the Blood Ravens steal from Slaaneshi cultists.

>> No.16411754

>Implying this isn't the same poster bitching on /tg/ and /v/

>> No.16411768

I have recently returned from /m/ brothers!

>> No.16411773

we should go to /wg/ /co/ /toy/ tv/ and /x/ and see what "gifts" they have for us

>> No.16411786

Does anyone find this meme to be fucking hilarious? I honestly haven't found it not-funny since it was spawned.

>> No.16411787

/b/ gave us this

>> No.16411797


i'm sure the traitor fulgrim would enjoy that.

>> No.16411800

and this

>> No.16411802

there is a point where this needs to stop.

We are fast approaching it

>> No.16411808


not until we visit /d/

>> No.16411809

We need to go /d/eeper.

>> No.16411813

Wow, this REALLY got out of hand. Now it's just annoying.


That was weeks ago.

>> No.16411816


(Should this be archived? I'm starting to think so, at the very least it needs one of those long screencaps of all relevant posts)

>> No.16411817


The people have spoken.

>> No.16411818

no we are not.

>> No.16411820


no brother, we are fast moving away from it

we've passed with such speed im surprised you ever saw it

you have good eyes. good eyes indeed.

my chapter is always in need of good eyes. not of more man, but eyes... we could always use more... and you have two... hm... whatever should i do...

>> No.16411821

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

>> No.16411825

I'm staying right here.

>> No.16411826

>An hour later
>Mug still standing there untouched
>Blood magpies has failed at live.

>> No.16411830

Did I show you the mug I got?

>> No.16411836


Brothere, were we are going the heretics use purity seals for masturbation.

>> No.16411850

This thread is awesome.

>> No.16411858

we go to /co/ next! wear the mask of batman when you ask!

>> No.16411895

They gave me this.

>> No.16411903


How are we going to fit THAT on a mug?

>> No.16411909


I don't know if you noticed, but we've already fit a baneblade on /v/

>> No.16411916


Maybe if we accept as a comic. Seriously, nit everything has to be a mug.

Just sayin

>> No.16411924

Also gave us this.
/co/ are so generous.

>> No.16411928


>> No.16411943

Post /co/ and /m/ links damn it.

>> No.16411946


>> No.16411952

Go to
I'm sure they have something that will be useful.

>> No.16411954

go to /new/ they can teach us new techniques for how to nurture our hatred and contempt of the xeno.

Oh wait....

>> No.16411955

courtesy of /x/

>> No.16411957

i love donations maybe we should give something back at some point.

>> No.16411971

lets name some weapons after their stuff.

I am sure /co/ will love the Marvel Civil War class battleship

>> No.16411973


Archived vote up please

>> No.16411997

any new gifts, brother wikipedia?

>> No.16412003


>> No.16412008


what about /k/?

>> No.16412011

Haven't asked them yet.

>> No.16412022


then do it and post link, archeotech up in this bitch

>> No.16412031


Other Brothers seem capable, for I am off for a while now.

>> No.16412076

/k/ gave us this artifact from the dark age of technology

>> No.16412095

Truly a great and magnificent piece of technology!

>> No.16412163

No matter how many artifacts you pilfer you will never be as great as the Ultramarines.

>> No.16412206

We got a gift from /sci/! The Omnissiah's adepts granted us this fusion bottle in a mug!

>> No.16412207

Also from /x/

>> No.16412216

This kind of thread should be called Operation Steal Rain.

Simultaneous board deep board stealing.

>> No.16412222


and they said it's meltabomb powered and it won't explode

>> No.16412238

another gift from /k/

>> No.16412239

so, we've been in /a/, /b/, /co/, /sci/, haven't seen any gifts from /d/ although some people wanted. where to now?

>> No.16412246


oh, and /k/ of course

>> No.16412262


We said it LIKELY won't explode.

Nothing is certain of course, until we finish the experiment.

>> No.16412265

We must visit the Sisters of Battle on /cgl/

Surely the Sisters must have a glorious gift for us.

>> No.16412266


>> No.16412281

/d/ seem to be ignoring our honourable requests.

>> No.16412283

What do we do with it? Looks like some sort of flagellant tool for self mortification...

>> No.16412284


aren't the sisters on /ck/?

>> No.16412288

No! /sp/ are our closest bros, we wouldn't impose on them.

>> No.16412292

No, that is the Adeptus Sororitas

>> No.16412351


how lovely, /cgl/ gave us this

>> No.16412366

/v/ here, you can have this

>> No.16412367

/m/ has been over run by orks
selfish orks, no less

>> No.16412368

Even /d/ see's fit to gift things to us.

>> No.16412371


>> No.16412401


well, brother, you can't shun gifts, so I took that ork with me

>> No.16412415

from /jp/


>> No.16412434

Another gift from /d/...

>> No.16412437

Cool! /cgl/ gave us some Black Templar items as gifts!

>> No.16412448


post them here, brother, I'm travelling to /soc/ at the moment

>> No.16412461


are you sure that isn't from Slaanesh?

>> No.16412472

Seeing as /d/ is a den of slaaneshi cultists that stands to reason

>> No.16412474

Hey, I just got linked here from /v/, and I had to say, thanks.
You caused actual video game discussion, which on /v/, is quite a difficult thing to do.
It didn't even devolve into a repeating digits thread.
Thanks guys

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>> No.16412484


glad to be of service, imperial citizen

>> No.16412487

It was nothing, thank you for the wonderful gifts.

>> No.16412498

/jp/ again

>> No.16412507


Also, a hedgehog

>> No.16412517


>> No.16412521

I just dropped by from /cgl/ to say hello and wanted to ask, is that my hedgehog?
Please take good care of him, you guys seem like nice people.

>> No.16412526

Don't worry. We take excellent care of our gifts. We'll always remember you by him.

>> No.16412527

>decided to see /co/ pony thread


>> No.16412532

some /v/irgin from /soc/ gave us this abhuman. what should we do with it?

>> No.16412539

another gift from /jp/

>> No.16412545

Give a lasgun and sent him to the front.

>> No.16412550

Do not worry he is in good hands.

Send the hedgehog to the tech priests for augmentation with laser eyes and rocket propelled spines

>> No.16412553

Put him next to the hedgehog

>> No.16412554

/tg/ get's shit done again. I am proud

>> No.16412556

Link the thread and we shall place in it in the Ware World

>> No.16412562



>> No.16412563

SO bad at raiding, we cause actual discussions

>> No.16412581

/cgl/ gave us this.
I even kept the name in gratitude.

>> No.16412583

Greetings from /v/~

>> No.16412589

We don't "raid." "Raiding" is what /b/tards do. We "deep strike."

>> No.16412597

/ck/ has refused to give us some gifts

What should we do brothers?


>> No.16412607

We have occasionally WAAAAUGGH'ed /b/.

>> No.16412617


Wait wait wait, I just told someone how I donated a hedgehog to some lovely men in red from /tg/ and was advised that he would be stored only to never be seen again.
IS THIS TRUE? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I fear for the hedgehog.

>> No.16412620

Your concrete stairs are useless here.

Besides we have been gifted teleporters and jump packs

These stairs will make a fine gift though

>> No.16412621

Maybe the Sororitas would have better luck there.

>> No.16412627

In fact, this kind of deep striking is a tactic dictated under the Codex Astartes which involves the use of drop pods deploying Space Marines anywhere on the other boards.
It's called Steel Rain.

>> No.16412628


Do not worry. Your hedgehog shall earn his glroy in the service for the emperor.

>> No.16412631

brothers! provisions from /ck/!

>> No.16412632

but these are not mere concrete stairs~
These are reinforced with marble

>> No.16412633

/gk/ has given us a gift the likes of which has never been seen in the imperium before!

A precursor to the blessed bolter from before the golden age of man!

>> No.16412641


>> No.16412643

/ck/ gave us a toastmaster! We shall dub it "The Cleansing Flames!" Someone slap a purity seal on it.

>> No.16412644


>> No.16412645


/soc/ did the same

>> No.16412646

>Blood rravens


>> No.16412650

Once we got through pimping them, those stairs actually were pretty cool.

>> No.16412652 [DELETED] 

I just realized something
>Get glorious KS-23 rifled bore weapon of 23mm caliber.
>Make 4-bore versions of FRAG-12 explosive slugs.
>Congrats, you have made bolter.

Shit, let's get Boof and Johnny to work on this. Then we can finally buy that boat and conquer Sealand.

>> No.16412660


Shit, should have said "space marines"

>> No.16412664

Have you gone mad! You've created an infinite staircase!

>> No.16412670

archeotech from /ck/

>> No.16412676

Brother, shall I call for a tech marine so that we properly understand the machine spirit within this technology?

>> No.16412680


yes, do it, maybe we might be able to heat those provisions from /ck/

>> No.16412689


Not Steel.

>> No.16412703

>mfw OP sees this on suptg when he gets back

>> No.16412708

/k/ has gifted us with this sacred bolter. from the marking on it's side it is obvious that it has slayed many of the Emperors enemies.

>> No.16412713

Wait...is /tg/ launching a successful crusade on the rest of the chans?

>> No.16412716


nope, we're just stealing... I mean, getting gifted with shit

>> No.16412721


>> No.16412730

Nonsense, our fellow boards have merely seen fit to shower us in gifts.

>> No.16412732

/k/ommando here

that is an insult
that is airshit

no AR-15 style firearm can function without a buffer tube which protrudes from the back of the weapon

meaning stockless weapons have a big tube out the back making them worthless


>> No.16412739


do you suggest it's a deamon weapon?

>> No.16412742

I'm sure he'll be shocked.

>> No.16412743

/vp/ here

Will this here delicious brown loli do for a gift?

>> No.16412748

hey, just be glad they liked the gyrojet I gave them.

>> No.16412752


Wonderful, a servitor!

>> No.16412753

A daemon weapon? No problem give it to the grey knights; they seem to have a fondness for daemon weapons.

>> No.16412755

We would never wish to offend /k/
After all, GUN is MUG backwards... with some slight repairs.

>> No.16412756

She will suffice. Send her to the gunbatteries as another worker

>> No.16412757

it is the closest to your "heresy " we have..so yes...it is heretical

and you know what happens to heretics

unfortunately the gyrojet was absolute ass. you could put your hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger and be fine. it did not get enough velocity till it traveled some distance

>> No.16412760


>> No.16412761

>Steal Rain

>> No.16412762

Better yet, have the Grey Knights gift us one of their own - that way we don't have to give it up.

>> No.16412763


Indeed, we may even get to see their armory

>> No.16412766

So its a standard issue imperial guard weapon then?

>> No.16412780

Unfortunately the weapon (if it were not a over-confident bb gun) would not function as there is not enough space for the bolt to travel...well it could work but it'd be a straight pull weapon. meaning a bolt action but no turning of the bolt by hand

atleast las guns work

>> No.16412784


the forgeworld of /o/ gave us a guardsman!

>> No.16412792

True, fortunately the Emprah fixed the gyrojet in the late 28th millenium.

>> No.16412799

But the Blood Magpies are willingly being given gifts? This is insanity! Madness!

>> No.16412802

i keep toying with the idea of trying to create a bolter of some kind

but it would be stupidly expensive..i have the knowledge and tools..buuuut...yeah

>> No.16412805

How the hell did they get Guardsman Baleus?

>> No.16412806

There is one board who has not yet gifted us anything. They are wise in the ways of the lost arts, but we should be careful.


>> No.16412808

this is /tg/.

The normal rules of lack thereof do not apply here

>> No.16412814

Maybe you could get the crazy shotgun guy (the one who shoots skittles) to help you. That seems like the best place to start.

>> No.16412819


and a land raider!

>> No.16412822


>> No.16412825

Shotgun loads are easy to fuck with. its the nature of the beast...however getting johnny labs/thesalesman to help might work...but hes allways drunk

>> No.16412854

/g/ has gifted us this arceotech grenade

>> No.16412863

Fucking cunts.

>> No.16412866

A gift.

>> No.16412868


>> No.16412869

Get some commies in ya

>> No.16412873

Streuth you guys are pooftas

>> No.16412876

And a new incantation for our techpriests!

>> No.16412879

Mad cunt

>> No.16412880


it's an STC printout!

>> No.16412884

Sick cunt

>> No.16412887

You were warned! They can't handle the hektik! The thread's gonna end up dosing like a madcunt!

>> No.16412891

Has this thread been archived yet?

>> No.16412892

Doesing erryday

>> No.16412894

Our brethren from /g/ have generously gifted us with this recitation of ancient scripture:
>"The Ravens may take our pictures but they can't steal this text."
Truly, words of wisdom from our holy forefathers!

>> No.16412895


yes, look up

>> No.16412897

Mate, check out this skid. Hectic cunt

>> No.16412900

Fair dinkum, check this skid

>> No.16412905

so many land raiders from /o/!

>> No.16412907


Hear that dose?

>> No.16412910

I guess this is proof /o/ is the worst board on 4chan. Who'da thunk it?

>> No.16412916


atleast they cannot be looted by orks under our care

>> No.16412917

And many of them are New Patterns!

Truly, this is a blessed day!

>> No.16412919


Are the heretics from /o/ trying to convert us?

>> No.16412921


>> No.16412922


What are you talking about? The have granted us many gifts!

>> No.16412923


help me steal rain from the beastmasters!

>> No.16412924

Perhaps a quarantine of /o/ is required?

>> No.16412927

Hectics, not heretics. I'll glass ya cunt

>> No.16412928

No, they're just being especially generous with their gifts. You know the motto of the Blood Ravens: noli equi dentes inspicere donati.

>> No.16412929

hektik brah

>> No.16412933

Heretics? No brother they are just venerating the machine spirit through action!

>> No.16412934


>> No.16412937

Check this sick ad we have about speeding.


>> No.16412943

sick kunts

>> No.16412945



>> No.16412950

Spin it Habib!!!

>> No.16412959


These will be a magnificent crusade brothers.

>> No.16412963

/g/ has also gifted us their spiritual liege

>> No.16412964

/an/ are slaaneshi cultists, they gave me a dolphin dildo

>> No.16412965

/g/ also gave us this inspiring motto.

>> No.16412966

Tell me brothers, have we deep-striked into /vp/ yet?

>> No.16412968


>> No.16412970

I would be enthused as well, Brother... but they appear to be malfunctioning. See there, they have some manner of smoke or steam spewing from them

>> No.16412972

Someone go ask one of the artzy boards to gift up some red paint. We're gonna need it.

>> No.16412981

It's called a skid cunt. Harden up you fucking poofta.

>> No.16412983


Then we shall repair their bodies and heal their spirit for the glory of the emperor.

>> No.16412988

No need, they came of their own accord bearing a gift for us!

>> No.16412991

i bear gifts.

>> No.16412992


>> No.16412993

I do not believe so, brother

>> No.16412994

Ready for sum skidz, ya cunts?

>> No.16412995

brother that is their machines spirits eagerness to kill the enemies of the imperium.

>> No.16412998

Fucking VK ay

>> No.16413015

Mad cunts cutting sick

>> No.16413026

They don't see to have weapons yet.

Brother we must get many more gifts from /k/ to fit these mighty steeds!

>> No.16413029

Surely even the Blood Ravens cannot steal thi-

>> No.16413034

Mate, when there's fire it means it's the sickest of all skids

>> No.16413036

sick VL for ya!

>> No.16413040

Sounds painful and deadly.

>> No.16413052


brothers, help me requisition some paint for our new vehicles!

>> No.16413058

>doesn't have DOHC

>> No.16413059


>> No.16413071

you ravens act so tough, i bet you can't even get gifts from 2chan.

>> No.16413073

a gift from /vp/

>> No.16413075

Have your /b/ threads in /b/, fucksake!

>> No.16413076 [DELETED] 

I'm out of VLs..

>> No.16413380

And here's why: Because you're spamming all boards with that shit, and because it has all the makings of a trollplay thread, Alice style. Yeah, Grandpa Dreadnought was fun for about three days back in the day, but that doesn't make the threads themselves less cancerous.

And to think that I might have helped starting the meme, back when I was a fellow anon without a banhammer! A sad turn of events indeed.

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