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Here you go! Two large jugs of ale! Anything else I can get you guys?

>> No.16334184

Some boneless chicken wings. Anyone else feel like some?

>> No.16334198

>>16334184
Hell yeah! A couple napkins too please.

>> No.16334199

>>16334184
OH! I'll pitch in!

>> No.16334216
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>>16334184

I fucking love chicken. Here's my share.

>> No.16334217

>>16334178
Whoa! Careful with the head there ma'am. Nearly spilled it on yourself.

>> No.16334219

>>16334178
Eh...I guess they're pretty large...

>> No.16334221

>>16334178

Tsss... mmm. Damn, gurl. yeah, you can get me...

...the name of your stylist. Shit, that hair is gorgeous. They do highlights?

>> No.16334226

>>16334184
>>16334198
>>16334199
Guys, I think we're missing the point here....where are the pretzels?

>> No.16334229

A plot hook.

Seriously DM, we've been in this bar for three hours, and every time we try to leave you have your DMPC beat us up.

>> No.16334253

This tavern is really mainstream, that's such a stereotypical 'tavern wench' dress the barmaid is wearing. Why don't we go to that Shield Dwarf bar I know, round the corner? It's pretty underground.

>> No.16334256

ale?

BITCH, I ASKED FOR MEAD

>> No.16334260
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16334260

Uh, guys, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

>> No.16334282

>>16334260
I'm sure the City Watch or Fire Brigade or something will handle it. It's not even a big fire.
More importantly, I've been waiting for almost an hour for my food!

>> No.16334291
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16334291

Why yes.

I can offer you anything you desire. This lonely job, serving drinks to random strangers who oggle your appearance? Your dying aunt? The missed period that's on your mind and it's repercussions with that man from Kinslonia.

I can make it all go away. Just form a contract with me.

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>>16334282

Yeah, same here! Starting fires is hard work, and I just want to eat my dinner!

>> No.16334325

>>16334291
Don't believe him! He's a demon, fair maiden, a demon occupying an adorable body! Keep thine soulwrenching to thyself, foul feline! En garde!

>> No.16334332
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16334332

GLORIOUS! MEN, WE HAVE FOUND THE TAVERN!

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>>16334296

>> No.16334348
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16334348

I WILL ALSO HAVE SOME BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS.

>> No.16334349

>Clean blond hair.
>Big green eyes.
>Huge tits.
>Perfectly white skin.
>Maid clothes perfectly washed, with pure white, no dirt.
>Seems way too happy about her job.

Something seems fishy here guys, don't you think the people in this Inn all look way too perfect and happy to be normal.
I suggest we investigate.
Halfling can you sneak in the kitchen ? Pretend you're looking for some veal.
Dwarf i want you to go check the room.
Half-elf can you ask the people around for some info about the place.

>> No.16334360

>>16334349

What about the Tau and the cat thing?

>> No.16334365

>>16334348
Great, now that ONE of them is here, the Blood Ravens will find it and steal everything.

>> No.16334367
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16334367

SPARTANS! TONIGHT! WE DINE! ON CHICKEN WINGS! WE WILL ALSO! HAVE! BEEEEEER! BRING! US! THE BEER!

>> No.16334375

>>16334349
What about you human?

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>>16334296
Dammit Shas. Here I am out trying to complete our mission and you're setting fires in the town.

>> No.16334398

>>16334375
i will interigate the bar girl in a private room

>> No.16334404

>>16334375
I'm staying here for a minute, i want to question the Maid about her appearance and action. After ward i'm heading for the room with the half-elf, i feel like i will need prepare a few spell.

Everyone meet back in the room in 20 to 30 minutes.

>> No.16334410

>>16334349
YEAAAH, so you can sit here and hit on the bar wench? Not happening.

>> No.16334412

>>16334375
he'll be having sex with something, you know, creating more half-race abominations

>> No.16334418
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16334418

Beer. Beer never changes. And get me a few wings as well while you're up, honey, I'm out. Thanks.

>> No.16334426
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16334426

>>mfw this thread

>> No.16334440

>>16334349
Dude, have you seen the PRICES here? There's a reason for that.

>> No.16334442
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I just need to drown my sorrows.

>> No.16334450
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>>16334367
FOOL! OUR CHICKEN WINGS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

>> No.16334451

DID SOMEBODY SAY BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS?!

>> No.16334465
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16334465

Don't mind me just tonight's entertainment.

>> No.16334466
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16334466

rolled 7 = 7

>>16334404
I'm on to you....

*grumble, grumble*

>Dwarf investigates INN ROOM

>> No.16334467
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16334467

DID SOMEBODY SAY BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS?!

>captcha Tavern, insureP

>> No.16334474

>>16334450
THEN WE SHALL EAT IN THE SHADE

>> No.16334483

>>16334451
>>16334467
Holy shit my internet just got retarded.

>> No.16334484

>>16334412

As a member of the half-elven race, I resent this remark.

>> No.16334487

>>16334467

>captcha Tavern, insureP

No, I don't think this tavern is ensured. Now someone make sure the Tau doesn't burn it down.

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>>16334291

'THOUGHT I TOLD YA TER STAY OUTTA MAH FUKKIN BAH

GONNA LEARN YOU PROPER YOU FUKKIN RAT

>> No.16334505

Hey guyz, are half-white/half-asian children like half-elves?

>> No.16334510

>>16334440
Halfling you never learn.
You remember that time in Tael'Zara where you told us : "Guys i swear that's just a normal pattern for the people that used to live here. Nothing special."
Next thing we knew we were swimming the sewer of that ancient city. We are not trusting your instinct anymore. Now get to the kitchen, you have dibs on the Inn's cash if you find it while there.

>> No.16334513
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Good evening, gentlemen, I'm Andrew Ryan, here to ask you a simple question. Is a man not entitled to a decent beer in this town?

>> No.16334518

Yes please - I'd like to see your menu for burgers. I could do with a damned good burger.

>> No.16334520
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16334520

Oh dear. I must of left my wallet in the Rhino.

I'll just step outside and get it....

>> No.16334528

>>16334484
Yeah, well, at least you're not a Half-Fiend. Do you realize how hard it is to get a job when you smell like a combination of anger and feces and you look like you just got back from Io-Rach? I mean, sure, I can probably tear the limbs off a guy, but still.

>> No.16334555

rolled 16 = 16

>>16334466
Erh... You know what i meant to say, words just slipped my mouth.

/Roll

>Okay scramble guys.

>M'erh. Fine i'm going straight for the room.

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>>16334520
Once we get the check you'll helping with the bill right?

Right?

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>>16334178
Hey, hon, maybe you should take your break? You're lookin' pretty tired.
I'll cover your tables 'till you get back sug.

>> No.16334575

rolled 7 = 7

>>16334510
Hey, Human. Your Catgirl got out of the bag again. I managed to shut the door before she pounced on me...you might want to go stabilize her...

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>>16334253
>Why don't we go to that Shield Dwarf bar I know, round the corner? It's pretty underground.

And that fucking tool Ryan just showed up, too. Yeah, let's blow this joint.

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>>16334564

Wait, where'd our barmaid guuuh.

Uh.

What.

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16334611

GREETINGS, HUMANS. I HAVE HEARD THAT YOUR SPECIES EXPRESSES A FONDNESS OF SUBSTANTIAL "TITS", AND WAS TOLD THAT I MAY FIND THEM HERE. MAY I SAMPLE SOME OF YOUR "TITS"?

>> No.16334617
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16334617

Oi! Wutz an ork gotta do ta get a zoggin fungus beer in dis town, eh? I juzt rolled in on me kroozer, and I'z been in da warp fer free years fighting dem spikee boyz and dem dee-mens, and I could really use a zoggin drink already! BAHTENDAH! FUNGUS BEER! NAOW!

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>this entire bar

>> No.16334644
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>>16334557
Oh don't worry, I will totally pay for my part of the bill. It's just that, umm, I got a call over the radio saying the Ork, err, Chaos Orks, riding Nids, are attacking our homeworld, so I just gotta deal with this real quick.

It should take more than a few mintues.

>> No.16334687
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>>16334644
>>Chaos Orks
>>Riding Nids
YOU SLIMY LYING MOTHERFUCKER, YOU GET BACK HERE AND PAY YOUR FUCKING BILL BEFORE I MORTGAGE YOUR EMPRAH-DAMNED BOLTER TO PAY YOUR SHARE OF THE BILL, GOT IT? I AM NOT FALLING FOR THAT FUCKING LIE EVER AGAIN!

>> No.16334705

>>16334643

HOLY FUCK HIS FEET

>> No.16334722
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>>16334687
>ever again

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>>16334644
But the Blood Ravens are a ship based fleet...

>> No.16334733

>>16334705

red slippers red carpet bro

>> No.16334741

>>16334564
Huh... I didn't know they employed Tieflings here. Nice to see an equal opportunity business in town.

>> No.16334749
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>>16334687
>>16334644
>>16334520
>>16334348
Every fucking bar I go to, there's always a bunch of these assholes. What's up with that? It's almost like there's mores pace marines than guardsmen, but that'd just be ridiculous.

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>>16334749
>It's almost like there's mores pace marines than guardsmen, but that'd just be ridiculous.

>> No.16334780

>>16334510
>dibs on the cash

YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR, ANYTHING YOU SAY SIR!

>> No.16334785
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I WOULD LIKE A MASSIVE GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE. ALSO, I COULDN'T FIND THE DOOR, SO I TOOK THE WALL.

>> No.16334789
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>>16334749
Let me join you Guardsmen on a quest to find a bar, these Astartes are bugging me about my gift from my Techpriest friend whose life I saved.

>> No.16334812
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>>16334749
>>16334789
How about I join you two?

We can actually go to the second floor of the bar.

UP THE WOODEN STAIRS!!!!!

To get away from these jerks.

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>>16334812
Damn, I never thought of that! We should go pub-crawling more often.

>> No.16334864
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>>16334812
>>Stairs
They have stairs, bruvvas! They are clearly trying to hide HERESY from the EMPRAH'S SWORD, the SPACE MARINES! Strike from the sky and eradicate the heretics! For Emperor and Primarch!

>> No.16334891
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>>16334858
WHO HAS AWAKEN ME!?

WHY AM I HERE!?

GUARDSMEN TELL ME WHERE AM I? WHO BROUGHT ME HERE!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLOOD RAVENS!?

WHY AM I RED!?

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>>16334687
>>16334732
Yeah, I know that the last time I said the Chaos Ork Nids were attacking, we couldn't prove, but you have to understand that Chaos Ork Nids are really smart. Also they have stealth powers, so when you guys turned up, they all stealth-teleported away.

And we do have a homeworld, we found it last week. We're going to make it into a themepark, Fun Landius. It's going to waterslides and roller coasters and pirateship shaped like Russ' beard. Everything. Chaos Ork Nids really hate fun, so they keep attacking.

And look at that! Oh no! I left my wallet at Fun Landius. Why don't guys just pay for my part of the bill and I'll pay you guys back when I get my wallet back.

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>>16334864
I'M DOWN HERE, ACTUALLY. YOU PROBABLY WON'T FIND ANY OTHER HERESY UPSTAIRS.

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16334906

TO ARMS BLOOD RAVENS! THE CHAPTER NEEDS YOUR HELP SECURING A TITAN.

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>>16334864

...what? All there is upstairs is more wenches and beer.

Do you not like stairs or something?

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>>16334864
TEH CODEKS ASTHEARTEZ NEHM THIS MEHNUHVER STEELH RHEN

>> No.16334928
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>>16334914

>> No.16334931

>>16334891
Uh, you're in a bar, sir. I'm sorry, but I don't really know why you're red, nor do I know why Blood Ravens brought you here. Ask them, I guess?

>> No.16334941

>>16334178
They are called mugs you filthy twat.

>> No.16334948

>>16334891
ALE AND WENCHES YOU OLD BASTARD! ALE AND WENCHES!

>> No.16334952

>>16334928
because I have to be new to make a Blood Ravens joke?

>> No.16334966
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>>16334952
Bitch, we killed Slaanesh.

>> No.16334972

>>16334291
You look troubled, what happened?

>> No.16334975

>>16334907
Stairs are heresy, Guardsman. They impede the Emperor's Sword in the execution of their duty...and the execution of heretics. What if there was a genestealer on that second floor, and the Astartes could not reach it because of the wooden stairs barring their passage? A world could be devoured by the Tyranids, all because of stairs. By order of His Holy Inquisition, the stairs must be immediately converted into a ramp. A steel ramp. Ramps are -not- heresy.

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>>16334966
You killed a daemonette.

And she's fine, actually. Immortality's a bitch.

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>>16334966
Sh! No one tell them!

>> No.16335001
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Bar'aid ca' yous bring mes 'ome 'tato 'ins for mes? Me 'iss Bob.

>> No.16335002
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16335002

Hey, where are my frkin' boneless chicken wings?

>> No.16335003

>>16334178
C-could...Could I-I...h-have, uh... yuh-your nuh-number?

>> No.16335020

>>16334983
Don't try and defend yourself.
>>16334985
Who are we not telling what?

>> No.16335025

>>16335001
Have we met somewhere? I feel like I no you. Were you there for that incursion of daemon-possessed rabbits? Man, that was fucking crazy. George got his head completely bit off by one o' them.

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>>16334966
YER DAMN BLOO SKINZ, YER NOT KNOW HOW TA KRUMP DA WUNZ WIV ALL DA FLESHY GUBBINZ PRUPERLY.

>> No.16335030
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>>16335020
forgot pic

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>>16334975
We will begin construction immediately!

>> No.16335040
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>>16335025
Forgot my damn picture.

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>>16334975
The fuck is all this noise? I'm trying to get some unholy rest up here.

>> No.16335060

>>16334892
>>And we do have a homeworld, we found it last week

blood ravens have a terrible track record with homeworld. Like Cyrene, or Typhon, or Pro-*BLAM*

>> No.16335065

>>16335020
Oh, nothing. Don't worry about. Way to go with that whole "Slaanesh" thing. You know, since you killed Slaanesh, that means you guys get to take Slaanesh's place. Say, ever heard an orgasm amplified 1000 times?

>> No.16335092

How did the SPACE MARINES get into a Old Timey Tavern?
Those fuckers get fucking EVERYWHERE!

>> No.16335093
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>>16335065
>orgasm amplified 1000 times
For the Greater Good, I will do 2,000.

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>>16334348
Have we met before? You look familiar.

>> No.16335109

>>16335055
I told you! I told you about the stairs bro!

>> No.16335111
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Where are my god-damn chicken wings? I swear I've been waiting for ten thousand years.

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>>16335093
Oh, boy! I think we're going to get along very well!

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NO BODY MOVE!
We're the Fun Police!

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>>16335109

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>>16335115
Me too, bro.

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>>16335132
Oh boy, it's you guys. Nothing makes a party better than lies upon lies!
>>16335121
Why, hello there. I don't think we've met. So, what music are you two lovely young women into? Would you like to see my Blastmaster?

>> No.16335184

>>16335178
>>16335167
First reply was mean to be to that guy. Whoops.

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>>16335121
Nothing wrong with a bit of drinking Sisters.

>> No.16335191
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>How did the SPACE MARINES get into a Old Timey Tavern?

Teleportarium bro.

>> No.16335195

Hey, guys! I was just wonder-

...uhh. I'll just go get some chicken wings somewhere else, thanks anyway.

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>>16335178
What're you talking about?

>> No.16335221

>>16335197
Fuck if I know, man. Who wants to listen to some music? I'd like to listen to some music. Have you guys seen my Blastmaster? I'd really like to show it to everyone. It plays music, you know. And lots of other things. It's really a mind-blowing experience, listening to my Blastmaster.

>> No.16335245

>>16335191
imperium's a big place bro. lots of worlds.

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Happy birthday grandmother! I heard this place serves some excellent chicken wings which I know to be your favori..te... FUCK. BLOOD RAVENS. AND CHAOS. AND TAU. ASSUME ATTACK POSITION.

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>>16335236
Oh, hello there, good sir! I don't believe we've met! Would you and your grandmother like me to sing the birthday song?

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