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Well /tg/, it finally happened. We're surprised you held out this long, but you finally fell to chaos. Great job.

Now you, the little Chaos-y super star that you are, HAVE to choose one of the four major powers of ruin. Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Corn, or Nurgle. To follow, love, and fight for. Or at least follow and fight for.

So, what's it gonna be? Sex, poop, evil batman, or corn? I'd love to see which of the 4 is most popular here on /tg/. I'm gonna hazard a quick guess and say Nurgle, but lets find out!

>> No.16307213

All glory to our great father Nurgle!

>> No.16307220

Tzeentch. All day, erry day.

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Just to throw in my own opinion, I personally choose Slaanesh. HE'S SUCH A CARD.

>> No.16307227

The Blood God.

But, being a White Knight, it is in his aspect of the Honorable Warrior King.

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>all day, every day

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>> No.16307237

Tzeentch, Fuck yea.

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>> No.16307245

I study philosophy and politics.

Tzeentch, duh.

>> No.16307248

>Implying /tg/ doesn't belong to Slaanesh

Slaanesh, of course! /tg/ - /transgender/ says it all, really.

>> No.16307250

Damn, having a hard time choosing between Pappy Nurgle or Sex drugs and rock and roll.

>> No.16307254

B-But why can't I worship them as a whole? I can't just choose one! I love them all so much...

>> No.16307255
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All hail the changer of ways.

>> No.16307263

Always Tzeentch.

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Oh shit, Tzeentch everywhere! Funny, in the fluff, he's actually the least followed cause he doesn't give instant gratification. Maybe you guys are just weird.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy your power armor.

>> No.16307265

Nurgal Loves and respects me. All other chaos gods fuck their folowers over (slann in a more literal way).

If nurgals domain was money and bitches isntead of disease and decay he'd be the best thing in all of 40k

>> No.16307266

tzeentch, it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.

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Is this you?

>> No.16307274

Anticipation makes the gratification so much sweeter, however.

>> No.16307283

Yeah but then there'd be absolutely no trade off. Enjoy your poopy, puss-covered hugs from the fart god.

>> No.16307297

I shall become a chaos lord of Slaanesh.

I create a path of rampage with my army "headbangers" and my entourage of Chaos-blessed musicians.

Our conquest shall not be called "crusades" but gigs. We go from planet to planet playing our Slaanesh-licious metal music that's equal to orbital bombardment in damage-scale.

Each planet shall explode in a climax of musical extacy. (literally)

>> No.16307306

Papa Nurgle will take you all neckbeards and depressive losers.

He loves all his children

Except Luke.

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>> No.16307312

If i have to pick any of that stupid 40k shit it's Tzeentch all the way, but the resident neckbreads will most likely go for the festering mess that is Nurgle, as it enables them to dream of a world where their habit to store their own piss in bottles is socially desirable.
Hey, let's all worship a deity that likes random pus explosions and giving people superAIDS and projectile fecal vomiting because he's fine with us being fat virgin fuckups.
Yeah, right. Retards.

Sage because we already have a gazillion 40k threads on the front page and this one is even worse than maybe half of them.

>> No.16307327


We're not Thousand Sons, just followers of Tzeentch.

Though it'd be cool to be a Sorceror-Lord of the Thousand Sons, since they, y'know, can still leave their armor and stuff. And actually aren't mutated, due to the Rubric of Ahriman.

The other 99% of the Legion is totally dust, though.

Anyways, I follow Tzeentch because I'm a fan of the subtle, behind-the-scenes, "I've been manipulating you the whole time for no other reason than because I could" kinda thing, and that's pretty much Tzeentch in a nutshell.

Nothing says BBEG like Tzeentch.

>> No.16307333

I'm surprised. No Khorne?

I mean Tzeentch you'll probably get stabbed in the back when you least expect it and die miserable thinking you were some part of a big plan but SURPRISE YOUR SUFFERING IS JUST AS PLANNED

At least with Khorne its pretty cut and dry. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

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Was not expecting all this Tzeentch. But that's the fucking thing with Tzeentch, you never expect it.

>> No.16307359

Deceiver, until they get retconed

>> No.16307360

You sure you don't want Khorne?

>> No.16307366

Everyone fucks you up.
Maybe Slaanesh. All others are more terrible.

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>> No.16307376

At least Nurgle is kind about it.

>> No.16307382

/tg/ was created because of Warhammer Wednesdays on /b/ so i can't see the problem.

>> No.16307394
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>being filled with every disease ever and becoming a rotting bag of sickness and death
>Be dicked around with by the biggest dick in the universe
>kinky violent hedonism until you die, by which point you're so far gone you enjoy it

Yeah, no. I'm going with She Who Thirsts on this one.

>> No.16307421

well you're underplaying Nurgle, don't forget that the mutations make you feel better.

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is probably tattooed across Nurgles fat, greasy forehead.

>> No.16307427

Malal, but he's not an option anymore.

So Tzeentch, I guess. Magic's cool.

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It's not even really a choice.

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Tzeentch seems like it would be the most fun

>> No.16307447

But you will be dicked around no matter what anyway, and joining tzeentch will let you dick around with people in return like it's nobody's business.

>> No.16307455

I'd like to think Slaanesh is a some-what goofy slut who giggles and humps everything in his sight, lounging in silk panties, smoking hookah's, and being relaxed. But this is 40K so he's just as grimdork as everyone else. Soul eating, dancer-cursing, etc, etc. Mostly the soul eating. Can't Slaanesh just be nice?

>> No.16307467

You mean i can rave, do drugs and fuck bitches all i want? Why the hell wouldn't you go Slaanesh? Sex for the sex god.

>> No.16307484

>Except Luke

That was a good story.

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But with Slaanesh I get to have extra dicks, and meet girls with extra dicks, and listen to music so loud it kills shit. I'd rather have that over the ability to be a dick. Also
>Emperor's Children
>fly about the galaxy doing crack and fucking bitches whilst looking for the pleasure planet
>Thousand Sons
>Be dust

I think the winner is obvious.

>> No.16307496

>Chaos-y super star
>Lolth not one of them

Nigga went full retard

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cause after awhile it wears off, and you don't get that "high" anymore. So you escalate. And escalate and escalate until you find yourself laying in a kiddy pool of semen, being shit on, thinking "I feel nothing. I think I need more shit. Or for someone to cut my toes off while this happens."

Music does nothing for you, you just keep slamming on your instrument till it breaks cause you can't make the sound "Strong enough", drugs are fucking worthless, no matter how much you fucking eat or shoot up your ass, you feel nothing. WHY CAN'T I GET THAT FUCKING HIGH ANY MORE?!

>> No.16307514


None of the Sorcerors are dust. Only the Thousand Sons without strong enough psychic potential were turned into dust.

>> No.16307532

Sounds a lot like normal life y'know.

>> No.16307535

All the fun and drugs in the world eventually burns out and leaves you an a desperate, frustrated husk. Until you finally wither up and die, finally unable to become any more disgusting and perverted. There's only so horrible you can be.

>> No.16307543

Every Chaos God screws you over in some way. Might as well go for the one that won't give you AIDs, or the one that won't dick with you from day one because he finds it funny.

>> No.16307549

Dude no way, raving never gets old. And the solution to escalating is simple, MORE DRUGS! Oh and sex.

>> No.16307550


Tzeentch fucks with you whether you worship him or not. Might as well get some kind of benefit out of it.

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You are a perfect Slaanesh follower. You poor thing.

>> No.16307570

(and of course drugs and general self indulgence too)

Y'know, Slaanesh is also a bit of a perfectionist. So... does this mean gym rats are Slaaneshi and don't even know it?

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Or you can just stuff yourself with food and drugs until you forget anything exists but your next meal/hit/orgy/five hour video game session. Not a very fun existence, but better.

>> No.16307574

Khorne obviously.

Because then I'd get to hang out with orks. And orks are pretty fun chaps.

Infact, I'd be so bold as to say Khorne worshippers and Orks on a single planet together would have the most fun out of any other race in all of Warhammer 40k until the inevitable Exterminatus

>> No.16307591

The Changer of Ways.

No creepy sexual stuff, no losing my mind to rage, no becoming a living corpse.

Sure my fate might just be no more than a string in his plans, but that goes for everyone, no matter who they follow.

I get psychic powers, a pair of extra arms that shoots warp flames and there no problem with me satisfying my dick with a xenos or SoB babe.

And all that while pulling in a million strings and planning the fall of millions to the great powers, and that's only step one.

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And at the end of it all you lie back in a pile of mutilated bodies and sexual fluids, reflecting on those heady, early days, and you think, "Damn, I had a good run."

Pic related.

>> No.16307595

Yep. As are Gourmet chefs and stuffy Art critics

>> No.16307598

>does this mean gym rats are Slaaneshi and don't even know it?

Narcissus (spelling?) says yes.

>> No.16307620

Eh, I would try my hardest to avoid getting caught up in all this.

Guess I've already fallen though. Sup, Nurgle?

Being sort of immortal would be neat, and I'd never have to worry about getting sick again. Beats following Tzeentch and getting chicken legs or something anyhow.

>> No.16307623

Slaanesh, because of demon worlds dedicated to partying. If i had my own world id have a Disco the size of an entire continent where the partying never stops and drugs dont run out. Where people dance , have sex and listen to music so awesome it turns your brain into a jelly of feel good, and when they finally collapse from all the shit, demon maids carry them to restoration pods so they can fet up and do it all over again.

>> No.16307647

I can seriously imagine that going critical.

Orks see a good fight is going on WAAAAAAAGH!!! is declared, orks from surrounding area set sail.

Khornites feel the need to take skulls from worthy foes and, oh look, a shit tonne of orks and some of our brethren to fight against/with, lets go on pilgrimage.

Orks then notice that a load more of the Spiky Boyz are beaming down, so they use the wyrd boyz to sen a message to some of their friends and rivals, often the same individuals, telling them of an awesome WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! that brewing.

This pisses the Khornates off and that anger spills over into the warp and the others of their kind feel it and are drawn to it.

How long before the Orks number enough to create their own Eye of Terror where the gods of Orkdom rule?

>> No.16307649

You can erase your memories-the technology to do this exists in WH40k and is mentioned in Grey Knights Codex.

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I'll train harder to satisfy my wish of perfection, but it will never be enough.
I'll be harder, better, faster, stronger.
I'll be the very best. Even better than the very best.
I'll lose myself on the very definition of perfection.
I'll became a synonym of perfection.
And then, I'll became more than perfection.
And when my magnificence resonates through all of the materium and the immaterium, I'll summon David Bowie, and Freddie Mercury, and challenge Slaanesh to a musical duel for the control of the universe.
I don't care if I win or lose. It will be GLORIOUS.

>> No.16307664

Tzeentch or Khorne.

Tzeentch because vast magical power and constant mutations can be hilarious (Oh hey I have six arms and twelve eyes and I'm vomitting fire out of a mouth on my abdomen) and it'd satiate my joy for intellectual dickery.

Khorne, especially in his earlier-edition form, because there's something attractive about rampaging around doing battle with worthy foes. Martial honour and all that.

In the current edition, though, Tzeentch all the way.

>> No.16307670

Well i'z not sure bout you gitz but khorne likes da killin and slaanesh likes da drinkin theyz both sound good.
oh wait i'z incorruptibull ahahahahahahaha

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tzneetch all day erry day.

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I wanna be the very best

like no one ever was

>> No.16307695

Can Gork and/or Mork be included in the selection?

What of the Laughing God?

>> No.16307696

Tzeentch because PLANS.

Also space magic is awesome

>> No.16307708

Appropriate background music as Chaos cultists try to reach perfection

>> No.16307709

Slaanesh. Slaanesh all the way. Dat daemonette

>> No.16307716

Grandad loves me. What do the others offer? A life of servitude and the risk of death? Being a cog in a machine? Noo, lack of feeling. Ultimate detachment. That's what Grandaddy Nurgle offers me.

>> No.16307769

I favor Tzeentch because on the one hand his followers are the most "normal" in terms of goals and ambitions (the Mark of Tzeentch doesn't automatically lead in horrifying directions, though I can imagine a "good" follower of Nurgle or Khorne, the spreading of plagues or spilling of blood all the time is still a horrifying existence) and yet have some of the most exotic of powers.

Plus, a Chaos God of Hope? Who can grant you feathery wings? That's like... an awesome contrast. You kind of expect a Chaos God of Bloodshed or Decay, but its contrary to expectations.

>> No.16307785

They will call it DA MAW O' GORK

Others will argue it belongs to Mork.

And thus many of the ones outside will fight about this, other orks seeking to join the mythic green Valhalla.

As a result though, Khorne starts picking up orky traits.

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>> No.16307875

Who is this Malal I keep hearing about?

>> No.16307883

That sounds alot like heaven to me, you got me converted fellow Slaaneshi.

>> No.16307896

Chaos God of Hipsters.

>> No.16307902

The god of Chaos fighting against itself. He makes chaos for Chaos. He is the clear choice.

>> No.16307904

>Cause I have my hand in my pants?

>> No.16307910

Soon, so shall Slaanesh. You can hold hands while he jacks you off.

>> No.16307932

Chaos god of self-destructive, mindless, omnidirectional hate.

His deamons were six fingered lizardmen and his champions carried big fucking hammers and no regard for their own survival.

He was never one of the big four because the moment you get more than one follower of his in any one place they try to kill each other.

He is basically Khorne turned up to 11, on too many combat stims on the day the Changeling locked him out of his fortress.

>> No.16307942

Acrually aren't gork and mork already the most powerful warp entities around?

>> No.16307968

I'm reading up on Malal now. The only words that really describe him are "Intense Faggotry" or maybe "linkin park"

>> No.16307975
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I am a simple man with simple desires. No convoluted schemes of Tzeentch, or the hedonistic debauchery of Slaanesh. Nurgle's rot I could do well without, too. No, for me there is only one god; the god of blood, Khorne.

>> No.16307995

No god damn wonder they threw Malal out! This shit is retarded, yo. Why do you guys all like Malal. Stop liking things that I don't like, it's mean.

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>> No.16308051

Chaos Undivided, man. Why settle for one?

>> No.16308053


Hahahahaha no.

Think about how violent Orks are. If the Ork Gods were that powerful, they'd be righting the Ruinous Powers all the time.

I don't see them doing that at all. In fact, I don't see any evidence at all of Gork and Mork actually existing.

>> No.16308055

Tzeentch, Because hey I've always wanted to follow a fucked up magic toting bird god.

>> No.16308061

Slaanesh Obviously

>> No.16308073
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If Tzeentch is always scheme, always one step ahead, always knows what's going on...

but is also the god of change....

...why is he ALWAYS scheming, and ALWAYS right?

>> No.16308116

Answer me that, followers of knowledge.

>> No.16308117

nah, to be orky is to go for the best fight, they're so far above the chaos gods that the ruinous powers don't even register on their radar. as they're too busy fighting each other.

>> No.16308130

Khorne if I get to be a Chaos Marine, I don't want to be suicidally homicidal if I don't get some power armor and those sweet Chain Axes.

Otherwise, Slaanesh sounds cool.

>> No.16308148

As much as I am inclined to follow Tzeentch, I'm sure that I'd end up in Slaaneshi territory. I'm a hedonist at heart and a schemer in mind.

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>> No.16308178

>Now you, the little Chaos-y super star that you are, HAVE to choose one of the four major powers of ruin.
No you don't you fucking retard.

>> No.16308179

Tzeentch throws people out there who are fateless, just so he does not know everything, and they sometimes fuck up his own plans.

>> No.16308202

Yeah you do for the sake of the thread. Are you autistic?

>> No.16308216

No but you seem to be mad.

>> No.16308219
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I want to be all elitist and say Tzeentch (because I'm so deep an philosophical, of course), but who am I kidding?

I'm a vain hedonistic anorexic, rapidly drinking myself to death, and I spend more on clothes and beauty products than I do on rent and tuition combined. I belong to Slaanesh in the end.

>> No.16308282

Gork and Mork, like the Orks themselves, are too busy fighting each other to beat up on anyone else.
They're the only ones orky enough to be worth fighting for someone as brutal but kunnin' (or kunnin' but brutal) as Gork and Mork.

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I know that feel. I hate when fan canon clouds the real character to me. Or when I prefer the fan canon over the real shit.

>> No.16308395

Evil batman or sex, whoever reaches me first

>> No.16308404

>implying following tzeentch will get you anywhere.

>> No.16308489

Don't think I could ever do Tzeentch. His other followers will 'JUST AS PLANNED' you, as Tzeentch is all about using schemes and having ambition to reach higher powers, rather than any sort of camaraderie.

At least with Khorne, I know what I'm getting myself into, and if an ally turns on me, he's direct about it. That, and I'm angry about a good many things already.

>> No.16308509

Well i'd be Slaanesh because whats better than... wait, wait do you hear those voices too? They're saying... MAIN KILL BURN... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

>> No.16308556

I like the idea of the simple life;

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.

Its a simple message that I feel I could live by. I like that.

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There's a lot of misunderstanding about Tzeentch going on.

Everyone is a pawn in Tzeentch's game. His followers are the only one's aware of it.

>> No.16308601


His followers can be aware of all they want; that still doesn't save them from my blade... skulls to khorne

>> No.16308617

Jokes on you! That's not my real head!

>> No.16308619

>I like that
Liking things is against Corn, you are confirmed for Slaanesh.

>> No.16308620

I dedicate these Tzeentchfags to Khorne, SKULLS FOR THE SKULLTHRONE!!!!!

>> No.16308636

Tzeentch, all the way.

Motherfucker even controls the other Chaos gods.

>> No.16308656

Slaanesh all the way baby!

I'm a bit creepy but love anything that is sexual, gets me drunk or flushes me with adrenaline 'till i shake.

>> No.16308719

No, that's really just the part of the delusions of grandeur that goes along with the whole JUST AS PLANNED bullshit.

And if Tzeentch were actually manipulating everything, he's doing a poor job considering he's one of the weakest presences in the universe, he gets his shit slapped in all the time.

I think if you're in control of everything, "HEY, LETS HAVE THEM SLAP MY SHIT AROUND. WHY, BECAUSE CHANGE" is a pretty terrible plan.

>> No.16308730


Head!? Who said anything about simply and ingloriously ending your life by chopping off your head!? I will cut your stomach open and slowly feast upon your entrails using my axe as a fork! All the while dowsing myself in the warm embrace of your blood!

>> No.16308764

What? Tzeentch is present in the living body beginning with the first division of cells, and one of the greatest acts of change one can perform is to transform a living thing into a corpse.

>> No.16308781


You dare claim that the realm of slaughter is that of that FOOL Tzeentch!? I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT.

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>> No.16308819

Grandfather Nurgle is the only legitimate choice for losers such as us

>> No.16308820


Orks pathetic feral creatures, but there blood too shall serve!

>> No.16308821

But you see...Tzeentch plans all the time and makes schemes because...he really doesn't have any one plot.

He's just a dog chasing cars. He doesn't know what to do if he caught one.

>> No.16308831

Khorne followers are urged to kill as quickly as possible because every second of suffering empowers Slaanesh, Khorne's enemy.

>> No.16308837

Alright. Related but sort of off topic.

Which Chaos God has the coolest 'uniforms' ?

>> No.16308840


Nurgle will reign supreme when the universe ends, and all stars rot out of existence.

>> No.16308875

Slaanesh. Black and purple robes with pink designs all over it, gaudy and visually offensive.

>> No.16308887

Considering the alternatives are colors of a decaying landfill, ALWAYS RED FOR THE BLOOD, and Simply faaaaaaabulous colors, I'd go with Tzeentch even with the feathers / tentacle / screaming faces motiffs everywhere

>> No.16308892


I see you attempt to sew sedition into the ranks of Khorne DONT YOU TZEENTCH. The more blood is spilt the more worthy the sacrifice is to Khorne! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>> No.16308902

Nurgle AND Tzeentch , I mean if you can be undivided, you can be Chaos Halved , too ?

right ?

guys ? guys ?

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>> No.16308915


SANITY... is for the weak

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Your one true God in the Grimdark

>> No.16308957

Tzeentch in a heartbeat. If Malal still existed I would pick him, though, because fuck everyone.

>> No.16308974

My nigga!
We need more Nurglites in here. People don't realize that by accepting Nurgle into your heart you no longer feel pain, you're immortal, even when the universe dies you and the rest of you're fellow Nurglites will still thrive. Oh you want intellectual pursuits? Since you're immortal you can master ever intellectual domain. You want warfare and bloodlust? Your immortal so death will never cease your conquest and battle. You want pleasure? You'll never die so you can pursue every possible avenue for pleasure available. I think we know what the best choice here is.

>> No.16308984

Get that shit out of here

>> No.16308985

Chaos Partially Divided
We're all about change. Putrid, awful change.

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>> No.16308999

> implying he doesn't exist anymore
He just lurks in the shadows, wrecking havock on chaos everytime he got the chance to do so.

Also, SLAANESH all the way, all the time. Because I'm a life junkie. Yeah.

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Of course the choice is fealty in His name

>> No.16309012


I think we're onto something here!

Even if it does look like a pessimistic view on Obamas bid for the presidency circa 2008

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>> No.16309031


alright i'll admit i lawled at that

>> No.16309039

Boners for the boner god

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have to join up with the thousand sons, waiting for the emperors attention and love.

also my real name: pic related

>> No.16309065

tzeentch is clearly the best choice

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>> No.16309075

i feel ya broretic, if only

>> No.16309079

>depicting Slaanesh

I certainly hope you guys don't do this.

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A small mind is a mind easily filled with Faith.

>> No.16309091

>shut up

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this is what happens before you join His/Her Most Luxurious Cult to Slaanesh

I'd join the pleasure-seekers because for every fucker there needs to be a fucktoy, but then again, I'd faithfully serve a Mistress in the Sororitas for the same reason and that's why Slaanesh found me.

>> No.16309155

Obviously Slaanesh.
Who else?

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You're forgetting the biggest kink in the universe, abstinence for the purposes of increasing pleasure after your hermetic retreat from sensation.

>> No.16309180

Oh /tg/.
Your words say Slaanesh, but your bodies say Nurgle all day long.

>> No.16309213
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Yours is just an illusion created by the Inquisition while we probe your mind search of other traitors and heretics.

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>> No.16309228
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> My face when I just found this random pic I drawed some years ago and posted on /tg/, posted again by someone on rule 34
> my face when I have no face

Feels... good.

>> No.16309275

damn fine Illusion you got here, Inquisition bro, I think I know a whole lot of your lore... unless I'm an archivist and scribe who read too many texts and spoke to the wrong shady book dealer...

what is real anymore?

>> No.16309292

Gork and Mork are the strongest entities in the universe. everything they think and want becomes reality and what does orks love? WAR and what is warhammer 40k? nothing but war.

>> No.16309305

She's the one with a wiener?

Oh no my pants unzipped, better just reach inside and zip them back up from the inside, don't want my dick hanging out...of my zipper...

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>> No.16309316

I studied Philosophy and Politics too. But I grew tired of it.

So Khorne. He never lies or cheats.

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>> No.16309404

Khorne equals *applied* political science.

Claim skulls and spill blood while shouting about cultural Marxism!

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not sure how to feel

>> No.16309521
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Are the other Dark Gods even trying?

>> No.16309532

You know the rule: It's only gay if balls touch.

(S)he has a pussy where balls would normally be, so it's all good.

>> No.16309569

Pff, like I give a shit about that kinda thing.

>> No.16309748

I don't think many of Slaanesh's worshipers are worried about any kind of "its only gay if" rules

>> No.16309786

Slaanesh for sure.

I want more than just bloodshed, or some bird-brain giving me hideous mutations, or even festering, diseased immortality. It is much better in my mind to burn quickly, but intensely.

I will become a being perfect in body and mind. Every conceivable pleasure will be within my grasp. Lesser beings will be mine to dominate. I shall know no fear of death, for my passing will be yet another experience for me to enjoy to the fullest.

>> No.16309817

khorne obviously

>> No.16309820
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So I'm a good follower?

>> No.16309821

Sorry but didn't your excuse of a god lose not only khaine but isha to its brothers? I can see khorne but you got beat by the fat friendly shit that is nurgle, god damn son.

>> No.16309828

My life for Papa Nurgle.
I believe myself to be a true child of the Father of Pestilence.
I am congested all year round and have a runny nose with fevers yet rarely feel the effects of any other sicknesses,
and I have allergies to everything that is involved in cleaning.

Someday The Unclean One will bless me and I will never feel pain again.

>> No.16309839

Nurgle's followers are immortal! The fuck are we supposed to do?? Also Slaanesh is VERY young. You just wait.

You just fukken wait.

>> No.16309880

When you least expect it, I'm gonna RAM IT UP YER FUKKEN ASS. AND LOVE YOU GENTLY. It will be rape for only a moment. Then shit's all consensual.

>> No.16309886

Hey, Slaanesh claimed the souls of every other Eldar god. If two got away out of an entire pantheon, is that really so bad?

>> No.16309905

Khaine got shattered into tiny fuckin' pieces and isha is nurgles bride
so yes and no

>> No.16309925

If you follow khorne, one day you get fucked up by a bigger khorne guy.
If you follow tzeentch, one day you get fucked up by tzeentch himself.
If you follow nurgle, you live forever, and life is hard, but you are loved by father nurgle.
If you follow slaanesh, you do whatever you want, in pursuit of pleasure.


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Do what you want because Slaanesh is free, YOU FOLLOW SLAANESH!

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If the Eldar managed to hump Slaanesh into existence? Can I love Cultist-chan into Goddesshood?

axonten began

>> No.16310155

No, I don't think it works that way.

>> No.16310191

Tzeentch, praise to the troll god!

>> No.16310217

Khorne, the other gods are..."great" and all, but they don't appeal to me as much as just the destructive nature of Khorne.

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I really don't get the love for Tzeentch. He's not going to give you power, it's all a trick. Sure you're mutated and do some shit on your "own" but he planned for it the whole time. You were always, always, ALWAYS a pawn, your "free will" was an illusion. But that fucking knife sticking out of your spine is anything but an illusion or metaphor. Yer fucking dead. Killed by another Tzeentch follower who played you like a fucking bitch. And the best part is, it wasn't even his idea. It's Tzeentch's, and it has been all along, and will always be.

You get absolutely nothing with Tzeentch. If you people want to be bitches so badly, join Slaanesh. His fuckery is more tangible.

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fa/tg/uys thinking that they'd be good at anyone besides Nurgle (who you don't really do anything for) or Tzeentch (because only the elegan/tg/entlemen will choose intelligently) are silly. Not even Slaanesh likes neckbeards, and one must be physically fit to be a servant of Khorne

>> No.16310276

Slaanesh is in NO WAY picky. And is not completely about sex. There's a lot more to him in the excess and perfection areas. And Khorne MAKES you fit. Some of Khorne's greatest warrior started out as puny nerd-dorks. Like an evil Steve Rogers, they're transformed into super soldiers of hate and kill-death and Linkin Park.

>> No.16310298

The idea is that you might just manage to become another Ahriman, who Just-As-Planned Tzeentch into a draw.

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Oh, also, a lot of people think he looks like a big blue bird. He doesn't. 2 of his most used forms are a giant naked man who's skin is covered in thousands of different faces, and a ball of gas that pulses different colors like some kind of gay bar in the future when we've incorporated clouds of nano-bots into the LGBT community.

not that that should change your decision, but he doesn't look like a bird. Or if he changes to do so, he wont stay that way for very long.

>> No.16310306

Khorne. I care not for your petty squabbles or wars. I just want blood and the glory of slaughter

>> No.16310312

Right, name me one of those 'great' Khornites that was originally fat?
And Slaanesh only makes you think you're perfect, there is no attaining perfection.

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>> No.16310333

Slaanesh doesn't make you think that. He just aids you in your quest for it. Also, for some weird reason, there is no record of every single Khornite warrior and their physical fitness before accepting Corn into their daily diet. You dumpass.

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Not sure where the whole backstabbing type thing comes from. The Thousand Sons were only betrayed by the Imperium, not each other, and Tzeentch's purview includes hope, which is about as threatening as a big shaggy dog.

Acquire psy abilities (pic related), disregard Perils. Embrace change, magic, and hope!

>> No.16310422

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK! DON'T YOU SEE?! I'll be over here being mouth raped by Slaanesh, NOT getting stabbed in the back. Though maybe exiled if Slaanesh throws a temper tantrum...he does that some times.

>> No.16310522


What happened to Malal? I haven't been keeping up, Lore-wise. I'm right there with you in choosing him.


>> No.16310539


Tzeentch would be great if not for mutations.

>> No.16310550


Malal is the Star Wars Christmas Special of the chaos pantheon.

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Tzeentch, pic related.

>> No.16310588

A Slaaneshi girlfriend is pretty cool, especially if she can use Ecstatic Oblivion on you to give you incredible Unnatural Strength, Unnatural Agility, immunity to unconsciousness, fatigue and stunning, for weeks... and of course, the intense, never ending pleasure.

But, uhh... I'd rather have angel wings than fairy wings, just myself.

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I can't believe I was tricked into voting for the Lord of Change. He's such an asshole.

I just know I should have supported the Champion of Khorne and his delicious Slaaneshi whore.

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>> No.16310645

I choose Khorne.

Could you imagine the fulfillment of battle? It would be the highest of highs.

>> No.16310702

But it dies in seconds. The frustration would drive you insane.

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Blood! Blood and skulls for the Lord of Battle!
I will make glorious war in the name of the Raging God, spill an ocean of blood as sacrifice to the Skull Lord and build a mountain of severed heads to honour the Harbinger of War.
Under banners depicting the Throne of Brass and icons of the grinning Skull Rune I shall march to do the Blood Gods bidding and offer souls to Khorne.

>> No.16310713


I'm serving a fucking Chaos God.

I can part with my sanity.

>> No.16310751

Slaanesh, definetely, so that eventually I can become somebody's hot Slaaneshi waifu.

>> No.16310761

You still wouldn't be very happy.

>> No.16310785

Assuming you're the proper gender (or would end up as such thanks to Big S.), you can be my hot Slaaneshi waifu. :3

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>caring about Gender
You are absolutely not Slaanesh material. Begone, mortal.

>> No.16310808

His power is for those who deserve it, and I will serve his will better than any other. I will destroy the Imperium man with it's own hands, and then make it realize what it's done before smothering it's survivors in a wave of warp energies spewing forth from every sector of habitable space.
And then they will know. They will know in their dieing moments that they should've given more care to the orphans of hab block 112-B on Merza Prime so that they would'nt have grown up to be little shits that plunged my head into the toilet stall before lunch every morning.

>> No.16310818

Actually, being a Slaaneshi follower is about enjoying the things you enjoy, not about altering your tastes to please others...

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Being a Slaanesh follower is experience and indulging EVERYTHING. EVEN CAWKS.

>> No.16310838

>implying I'm not a debauched gayfag
I never specified I was looking for a woman.

>> No.16310839

But she isn't Slaanesh-
>Dimwitted and ignorant
>Ignorance is bliss
>Bliss is pleasure

>> No.16310841


Slaanesh means gender is both irrelevant and mutable in the pursuit of pleasure.

>> No.16310844

Hey, leave mai husbandu alone, he'll learn!

I look forward to creating beautiful works of art together with you.

Out of drugs. While on drugs.

Drugs made out of the corpses of our enemies.

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I don't really know actually. I'm more like male version of Cultist-chan. But if I got to choose..
> Nurgle
Erf. I can't stand a day without taking a shower. So no thank you.
> Slaanesh
Sex? Well, I don't refuse to have my way from time to time. But always? With some weird chaotic thing? No thanks. Also for the drugs... well, I'm the kind of person (i.e. faggot) who think that someone can have fun without it. Music? Fuck yeah! But, with the other god, I could just always put my mp3 and that's it. No need to follow Slaanesh only for that.
> Tzeentch
Well, that's interesting. But I don't like the "JUST AS PLANNED" attitude. And even tough I like to make good plan and seeking wisdom (and not be that illiterate jerk who scream stupidity), I don't think I'd center my life for this.
> Khorne
I'd like that. But in the old edition. Being a lonely warrior, travelling from planet to planet, only for looking for good opponent to defeat in loyal way for the Blood God. Why not? Plus, I could listen to my mp3. And have sex at time. Sounds good to me.
So yeah, I'm taking Khorne.

>> No.16310863

I figured you were gay, you did that ":3" that's the calling card of homo-mans. But that's STILL gender whatevering!

>> No.16310942

I used to think I would be a follower of Tzeentch, but I'm not one for convoluted schemes and trickery.
I used to think I would be a follower of Slaanesh, but I'm just not that into hedonism.
I used to think I would be a follower of Nurgle, but I remembered I don't want to live forever.

Khorne doesn't care about plans. He doesn't care about "feeling good." He doesn't love his subjects like that fat tub of shit. The only thing He loves is fresh blood over a clean skull, and that's something I can appreciate.

The vibration from your chain-axe biting into soft flesh, the screams of those weaker than you, the ecstasy of being lost in a never-ending bloodlust...every kill, every swing of a blade draws you deeper into the frenzy.

There is only one Chaos God, and His name is Khorne! An eternity of warfare, violence, and bloodshed in his name! No one can stand against His legions! LET THE GALAXY BURN

>> No.16310970

>weaker than you
You dork, Khorne doesn't like fighting weaker opponents, he just stomps right over them, ignoring them. He wants to kill things bigger than him! STRONGER! TAKE DOWN THE DRAGON WITH YOUR HANDS, SHEER STRENGTH, AND LUCK. You're just an edge-faggot, I don't like you too much.

>> No.16310988

Well OBVIOUSLY you have to kill a couple of innocent bystanders before big things will try to defend you.

THEN is the time to bring glory to Khorne

>> No.16310998

>I used to think I would be a follower of Slaanesh, but I'm just not that into enjoying myself.

>> No.16310999

Killing the helpless is cowardly and pathetic. "Oh look, Lord Khorne, I squished a spider, hurr hurr hurr"

>> No.16311055


Sex is the only thing worthwhile about Slaanesh and that would be the first thing to get boring as a follower.

Tzeentch all the way.

>> No.16311108

Nuh uh, yer dumb.

>> No.16311116

Am not!

>> No.16311117

As opposed to the killing people, getting backstabbed by daemons, and.... whatever the fuck nurglites do, which would NEVER get old.

Seriously, what do they fuck do you Nurgle followers even do? Sit around contemplating your hideous boils? rubbing each other with your puss? Writing fanfiction about how awesome it'll be to die?

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>> No.16311145

Think about the super-rich for a moment. Rockstars, actors, investment bankers, lawyers, etc. They're basically the closest thing to people who can do whatever they want. What do they tend to do with their money? Drugs, hookers, fancy clothes, art, and bling.

Thus, I'm inclined to think that Slaanesh is full of win.

>> No.16311163

Khorne, all the way.

Glory in martial combat, worship in violence.

I also find myself to have quite the temper at times. Amongst my group of 4 friends in Highschool, we all played 40k, and each of us fit nigh on perfectly with one of the 4 Gods. I was Khorne, the most violent and confronting of us four. The only one who went to a University straight after HS was Tzeentch. Slaanesh was the only one with a girlfriend. Nurgle was the fat one. It pretty much worked.

>> No.16311172

Spread gifts and joy across the universe, duh.

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Like an icky santa claus!

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I honestly imagine nurglites to just sit around in filthy diseased rooms, chillin', sippin' brews, hanging out and being horrifically plague-infested.
They dont' really DO anything specific, they don't need to. Most worshipers of Nurgle seem like regular people who just dont want to die from some foul contagion, so they turn to papa nurgle to save their ass. Then they're a carrier, and their existence creates more potential followers whenever they come into contact with something.

>Fuck that skank at the busstop
>get aids
>nurgle makes you impervious to the fatal aspect
>you spread by fucking more skanks at new busstops
>you are now Magic Johnson

>> No.16311201

All of that sounds boring compared to all the knowledge I could learn.

>> No.16311235

Until you summon a daemon that uses your corpse as a vessel. Or your cabal of sorcerers turns on you, needing a sacrifice. Or you just mutate beyond all recognition and live the rest of you life as a semisentient ball of tentacles.

There's a reason strip clubs, parks, and drug dens are more populated at the worst of times than Libraries are at their best.

>> No.16311244

Chaos undivided here fagola. I have tendencies towards all but pay most tribute to Khorne and Tzeentch while liking Nurgles ideals the most.

Slaanesh can go fuck itself, I mean excess is great and all but I'm not one for it.

>> No.16311291

(It's called speedstick)

>> No.16311355

I like Tzeench.... Because he is the master troll... for all we know he's trolling us from the start

>> No.16311368

Yes, he is. That's the one thing we DO know.

>> No.16311448

Why am I now imagining a sitcom where a cultist teenager is lead into wacky situations by their boring, disgusting, but loving Nurgle worshipping father and their crazy, hyperactive, free spirited Slaanesh worshipping Mother(?).

>> No.16311453

Oh deaar, I;ve drunk enuogh I'm not sure I'll wakee up in the morning .

Praiise Slaanesh!

>> No.16311462

there needs to be a Tzeentchian Uncle

>> No.16311475

Deal with it.

>> No.16311502

Will there be a heartfelt episode where the cultist says she wants to worship the Emperor, making her parents kick her out.

Then through familial love they come to accept her eventually but then she lets it slip she was just lying to get attention. Dawww <3

>> No.16311519

Khorne is the redneck psychotic old man who is always yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Except he's always dragging them onto his lawn in the first place, just so he can beat them mercilessly with a garden hose.

>> No.16311551

His most used forms wouldn't be very easy to draw though.

Fuck canon.

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No heresy here boss, just normal marines doing normal...marine things.

>> No.16311860

I hate how everyone assumes Slaanesh is just all about sex.
When you fuck, you honor The King/Queen of All Parties, but...
That sudden elation when you get past that really hard section in a video game...
An artist, emerging from his cramped studio with a painting made with paints he mixed his own blood into...
A torturer, turning a rack just a millimeter at a time, listening to his subject's bones crack agonizingly slowly...
An ascetic, sitting on a mountaintop, reveling in the beauty of nature and harmony he feels with it...
And even the soft touch of your child's hand on your face for the first time...
All honor Slaanesh, because they create pleasure in some form.
Just as Khorne cares not where the blood flows from, neither does Slaanesh care where the good times roll from.

>> No.16311899

this is why I've always thought it better to describe Slaanesh as the exaltation of life and Khorne as the exaltation of death

and when it comes to places they overlap, Slaanesh is going for quality where as Khorne wants quantity

>> No.16311902

We know, Tzeentch. But Sex is a HUUUUGE drive for human kind, it's the majority, and it always will be. We've been talking about Slaaneshs music and art all thread anyways.

I need a pic of Slaanesh looking very disappointed in you, young man. But Slaanesh never looks that way. Unless Khorne's involved.

>> No.16311957

Slaanesh. Ayup.

>> No.16312163

>Honor your word and don't hit women and chilren, bro.
>Maybe tomorrow will be a better day.
>It's okay, you did alright.

I can never see Slaanesh in a positive light, ever. Tzeentch is that scrawny friend of yours who never gives up, Khorne is that rash but honor bound bro who encourages you to do awesome things and Nurgle is your best friend who always tells you to chill out and just appreciate things for the way they are. Slaanesh is probably that artsy girl(?) none of your friends like because she always talks about media/literature and/or fetishes nobody has ever heard in great and excruciating detail.

>> No.16312195

Just sex, per se, isn't necessarily more affiliated with Slaanesh, otherwise Slaanesh would be a human god, not an eldar one. Slaanesh is about good things taken to excess -- like music that kills, of noise marines.

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You can't see FUN in good light? FUN??

>> No.16312210

>>16312163 I can never see Slaanesh in a positive light, ever.

Slaanesh is also self-improvement and striving towards perfection.

>> No.16312223

>Slaanesh is also self-improvement and striving towards perfection.
>Arty hipster girl
Spot on.

>> No.16312240

In a grimdark world, a god(dess) of fun and sex and beauty is legitimately awesome.

>> No.16312252

You are the dumbest fucker ever. Ever.

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>First edition /tg/
Warhammer fantasy
>Pre mod /tg/
Slaaneshi cultists and one very drunk and confused space marine.
>Post mod /tg/
Inquisition. Blamming everywhere.
>Current /tg/
Orks and Tzeentch cultists.

>> No.16312283


>Khorne is that rash but honor bound bro who encourages you to do awesome things

No. He's that loud fucking dumb ass ginger friend you have that goes YEEEEAHHH too loud when you're at the bar and breaks his drink toasting other people and gets mad when he gets kicked out of the bar and gets mad when he gets arrested for fistfighting the bouncer.

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I fell to chaos long ago.

>> No.16312291

That's okay too. He would be quite a fun guy.
>Old Khorne

>> No.16312302

Slaaneshi detected.

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>using an Imperial slogan on a Chaos banner
>one that is a reference to Torquemada

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>> No.16312322

Are you a That Guy? That is the only kind of person who would appreciate that kind of faggot.

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Man there is a massive absence of Nurgle. He's so nice! You don't you hugs?

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Why the fuck would you put IG slogan on a Chaos banner? Good idea, horrible execution.

I feel sorry for you tattooed guy, I really really do. That shit is on you forever.

>> No.16312494

>Doesn't like crimson armored paladins.

>> No.16312505

No I do not...did you just imply Khornites are paladins?

>> No.16312511

Slaanesh corrupted the Feudal World

the Inquisition Cleansed it

Tzeentch played them against each other (and Ork) and took over

>> No.16312557

Honor works fine for chaotics too, particularly if you envision honor as meaning something other than "Heil Space Hitler"

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>> No.16312574

Khornates work about as well as paladins as Black Templars or Grey Knights do.

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I don't think there is such a thing as Paladins in 40K. Except maybe the Inquisition.

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Nurgle for me, I would love to be a sack of vomit and pus held together by ancient armor belching my foulness onto those who irk me.


>mfw I spew pus at people

>> No.16312638

of course, anything "paladin-like" in 40k have about as much to do with D&D paladins, as Eversors have to do with the usual concept of an assassin

>> No.16312692

Looks like I'm late to the party, but Tzeentch is my choice.

Yeah, it's risky, but the key thing to realize is that it's basically always going to be getting over-ambitious that gets you killed. I'd basically just do legwork and get the fuck out of dodge whenever it's clear my current boss' plans are about to collapse. I'd basically be that reoccurring mook that you can never seem to actually kill off for good. As a bonus, Tzeentch would probably find this hilarious that one of his followers was actively avoiding making super complex and ambitious plans.

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Nurgle or Slaanesh. I can't see either of them as grimderp. I just can't. Nurgle, I just imagine a huge, green, bloated.....wad. Just a wad. With a really wide mouth. Just chilling so relaxed. He looks like a huge wad who just got back from a hard day at work, and has finally sat down in his favorite chair, huuuge sigh of relief, aaaaaaaaah...and then his cat (that's us!) leaps on his stomach and he slowly pets it while he closes his eyes and chills.

And Slaanesh is just too fucking goofy. I see him laying on his stomach on a shag carpet or a bed or something soft, kicking his legs in the air, reading a Victoria's Secret catalog or some shit, smoking a cigarette through those long black cig-holders, and then someone comes up and SMACKS his ass and his demon tail points straight up like a fucking cat and he inhales his cigarette smoke wrong. After the shock wears off he giggles like dumbass.

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>> No.16312741

>someone comes up and SMACKS his ass and his demon tail points straight up like a fucking cat
I fapped.

>> No.16312757

Sometimes. Though I do occasionally dress as trapcultist. Cause that's fun.

>> No.16312768

You mean Slaaneshi?

>> No.16312773

If you aren't being useful in some way, you'd have never been accepted into his service in the first place.
What you describes is stagnation, immutability, ROT. You are trying to maintain the status quo you began with, when you should be making goals for yourself and finding ways to achieve them efficiently. Never rest on your laurels, always aim higher. If you're good enough, maybe Tzeentch will keep you around long enough to enjoy the hightened status.

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I fell to chaos in 2nd ed, KHORNE MOTHERFUCKERS.

>> No.16312794

Of course. Can't worship all 4 unless you adhere to them. I rage, I lust, I plot and I despise and decay.

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Are there any pictures of the gods? I've never seen any of them, just champions and Tzeentch's bird things that people keep mistaking for Tzeentch himself. Well I did see that extremely retro version of the 4 but that looks so fucking bad I pretend it's not real. Like Matt Ward.

>> No.16312838

Any one? Seen any gods around here?

>> No.16312930

Seriously, no one? Our reports say they look a little like this

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Oops. left out vital details

>> No.16312983

>Filename: 5 ruinous powers
>Picture has 4
Come on, there is no chaos god of stupidity to devote yourself to. At least try to have a brain.

>> No.16313012

Malal is hiding behind the green potato.

>> No.16313042

>no chaos god of stupidity
What are you talking about, Slaanesh is right there

>> No.16313055

Actually, Malal is the god of betrayal.

His single holding in the warp is a giant goddamn maze of broken doomsday machines and OH GOD MY GUN IS EATING MY HANDS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT HUUUURTS AHHH

And that's where Devastators come from.

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>> No.16313107

Is that Slaanesh's tail or cock?

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>> No.16313117

It's Slaanesh. It's literally whatever you want it to be.

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>Slaanesh's tail ends in a dick which he sticks down the urethra of his other, crotch-based dick
>he looks up and says "Have you ever came into your own balls?"
that's when I wake up in terror each night

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"have you ever came into your own balls"

>> No.16313165

that's what I said to my first girlfriend to get her to suck me off

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>> No.16313254

Thread is autosaging.
New thread here:

>> No.16313556

> All the knowledge of the universe until you go mad and plans that span generations, but needing millions of back-up plans if anything happens differently.

> Strong enough to break a bus over my knee and knowing that almost nothing can stop ,e, but stuck PMSing for the rest of my life.

> Always striving to be better at anything and everything and breaking free of moral shackles, but getting less out of everything until there's nothing left to take pleasure in.

> Durable enough to take bolter rounds to the face and shrugging off such pitiful bugs as the common cold, but rotting/bloating/withering for the rest of my life.

I'm not patient enough for Tzeench, not naturally violent enough for Khorne, and hate the idea of being in a perpetual state of withdrawal... All that leaves is cuddly Papa Nurgle who would love me without demanding I go out of my way to do bigger and grander things every moment of my existence.

>> No.16316524

Gods are too big to have a form. They're just blobs of warp energy.

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