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Howdy folks, just wondering if any of you have happened across any battle prayers of the Imperium - specifically, the Astartes - on the internet that AREN'T on Lexicanum? Trying to collect a whole bunch of them together for my Deathwatch group.

I've written this one:

I am Doom.
I bring Doom to the traitor.
I am Hope.
I bring Hope to the loyal.

I am Death.
Death is my purpose.
I am War.
War is my reward.

I am Duty.
I am Duty incarnate.
I am Terror.
I am Terror made flesh.

My will is Iron.
Iron does not bend.
My fury is tireless.
Fury does not end.

For the Emperor.
We fight for the Emperor's Domain.
By the Emperor.
We die by the Emperor's Will.

In His Glorious name.
In nomine Imperator.


So yes, any others? It's greatly appreciated, /tg/. Random 40k image dump while I wait.

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Doop-do-doo. Just going from left to right if this seems a bit random.

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That IG's got the right idea.

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We are the wolf that stalks
The stars in the sky
And swallows the star-fire
We hide amongst the night
When light is gone
The Light is within us
We run the ruin of Fire
In the darkness
Foes burn in our passing

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Bjorn, pre-Magpie.

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>>16267221

Thanks for that!

>> No.16267235

There's a bunch of common soldiers prayers in the back of the Imperial Infantrymans Uplifting Primer. They're generic litanies and prayers but not IG specific.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH0D4EtaBl4

>> No.16267240

There are a lot in the Uplifting Primer. I'll post some of the shorter ones.

+Litany of War+
Emperor, bestow on me Your righteous fury and Your furious strength. Let me become the storm that blasts the enemy from Your sight.
+Oath of Vengance+
I will destroy all who seek to destroy me.
+Litany of Protection+
Mighty Emperor, spread Your divine light to protect me from the darkness.
+Incantation of Battle+
Smite the foe! Smash the enemy! For the Emperor we bring death!

There are a lot more, you can probably find it on /rs/.

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I fucking love this picture.

Sanguinius, the only Primarch with his own holiday. Not even the Rowboat himself is as revered by the common populace.

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>>16267235
>>16267240

Hah, suppose I should have mentioned I have that book sitting right here on my desk. Makes me laugh whenever I read it.

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Without the Dark, there can be no Light,
We have purpose
Without the Lie, there can be no Truth,
We have purpose
Without the War, there can be no Victory,
We have purpose
Without the Death, there can be no sacrifice,
We have purpose
Without the Hope there can be no Future,
We have purpose
Without the Loyalty there can be no one chapter,
We have purpose
Without the Emperor, there is nothing,...
And we would have no purpose

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>>16267233
Fuck this pic. His chainsword, always backwards.
Have more poorly-thought-out 40k art.

>> No.16267265

Immortal Emperor, grant us the gifts of the Primarchs:

Give us the Wisdom of Gulliman,
Give us the Weapons of Vulkan,
Give us the Armour of Manus,
Give us the Courage of Dorn,
Give us the Fury of Russ,
Give us the Grace of Sanguinus,
Give us the Speed of Khan,
Give us the Skill of Corax,
Give us the Nobility of Jonson

But shield us from the temptations of the lost ones, that we may not fall like Horus before us. Our father, bring us victory and power for the Imperium. Let us smite the Xenos and the Heretic.

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>>16267239

Hey, that's pretty god-damned awesome.

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"Lead us from death to victory, from falsehood to truth.
Lead us from despair to hope, from faith to slaughter.
Lead us to His strength and an eternity of war.
Let His wrath fill our hearts.
Death, war, and blood;
in vengeance serve the Emperor and the name of Dorn!"

+++"Suffer not the Unclean to live", prayer and vow of the Black Templars Chapter+++

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>>16267265

Just gonna have to save that.

>>16267262

It's so over-the-top, I love it.

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>> No.16267290

Found this one for ya op! Enjoy.

The emperor is good,
The emperor is great,
The emperor watches you masturbate.

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"Trust in the Emperor at the hour of battle.
Trust to him to intercede, and protect his warriors true as they deal death on alien soil.
Turn their seas to red with the blood of their slain.
Crush their hopes, their dreams
And turn their songs into cries of lamentation."

+++"Uphold the honour of the Emperor", vow of the Black Templars Chapter+++

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>>16267290

I lol'd. Good show.

>> No.16267304

>>16267279
I had some trouble with Lionel because I don't really know what was so great about him compared to the other primarchs.

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>>16267304

I think you got it, though.

>> No.16267321

>>16267304
Nothing special really, iirc the author James Swallow that wrote that chapters novel/backstory is a total hack apparently

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Any others? Make up, gotta have some more writefags in here.

>> No.16267333

Hey writefags! Work on some fucking Admech litanies. They are SEVERELY lacking.

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"Smite now the scions of the Witch!
Grant us the strength to pierce their unclean flesh!
To cover their fields with the pale form of the blasphemous dead!
To drown the thunder of guns with the shriek of their dying!
To lay waste to their citadels with hurricanes of fire!
To wring the hearts of their kin with unavailing grief!
To send them into the waste of their desolate land in rags and hunger, broken in spirit, worn with travail and begging for the refuge of the grave.
We ask it, in the spirit of wrath, O Master of Mankind!"

+++"Abhor the Witch, Destroy the Witch", prayer and vow of the Black Templars Chapter+++

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>>16267321

Oh god, yeah, those books were horrible. The short story was actually pretty good, though, in the Age of Darkness book - with Lionel Jonson and Night Haunter. Not sure if that was Swallow or not, though.

Can you tell that I like Blood Angels?

>> No.16267347

>>16267321
ok correction Mike Lee wrote it, either way it looks horrible from the synopsis

>> No.16267351

>>16267333
From the weakness of the mind, Omnissiah save us,
From the lies of the Antipath, circuit preserve us,
From the rage of the Beast, iron protect us,
From the temptations of the Flesh Lord, silica cleanse us,
From the ravages of the Destroyer, anima shield us,
From this rotting cage of biomatter, Machine God set us free.

From Chants of the Journeyman, I forget which one.

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>>16267333

I am the OP, and I second this. They can be awesome, and they can also be hilarious, but they're always awesome.

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>>16267351

Thank you, sir.

>> No.16267362

>>16267333

Oh great machine, grant us your wisdom.
Tell us of what the ancients of the Age of Technology have taught you.
Reveal the secrets of the Omnissiah, he who all machines come from.
Grant us access, oh mighty and venerable machine!

Rite used to access archaeotech cogitators.

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And now some Mechanicus boobies.

>> No.16267372

>>16267351
Who the fuck is the Antipath anyway?

>> No.16267373

>>16267351
Yeah this is like 1 of 3 official incantations.

I want shiny new stuff.

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>>16267362

Much obliged, Anon.

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>>16267353
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh but death.

The Credo Mechanicus

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>> No.16267389

in the name of the God Emperor
BOOM HEADSHOT

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>> No.16267395

>>16267380
>There is no certainty in flesh but death

Interdasting... who is the oldest living member of the Mechanicus? Do the implants really extend life all that much?

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>>16267372
Tzeentch.

"O Emperor, in wrath rejoicing at bloody wars, fierce and untamed,
whose mighty power doth make the strongest walls from their foundations shake.
All-conquering Master of Mankind, be pleased with this war's tumultuous roar.
Delight in swords and fists red with alien blood, and the dire ruins of savage battle.
Rejoice in furious challenge, and avenging strife, whose works with woe embitter human life!"

+++"Accept any challenge, no matter the odds", prayer and vow of the Black Templars Chapter+++

>> No.16267401

>>16267380
>GET
>THE
>FUCK
>OFF
>MY
>LAWN!

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>>16267395

Oh most certainly. The current Fabricator-General is probably a couple thousand years old.

You don't fuck with the Mechanicus. Go look up Secutors, and tell me you don't wish that the Mechanicus had its own codex now.

>> No.16267412

I mostly make write prayers for the IG and Mechanicus, but lemme see if I can't bolt out a few Astartes ones.

Ahem.

[Leader calls] We are his arm!
[Answer] WE ARE HIS FURY!
[Call] We are his eyes!
[Answer] WE ARE HIS MIGHT!
[Call] We are Space Marines!
[Answer] AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!

(I like call-answer style prayers.)

[Call] Chain and Bolter!
[Answer] HIS HOLY WEAPONS!
[Call] Plasma and Power!
[Answer] HIS HOLY WRATH!
[Call] Melta and Hammer!
[Answer] HIS HOLY MIGHT!
[Call] These are our tools!
[Answer] THESE ARE THE TOOLS OF DEATH!

>> No.16267416

>>16267372
Tzeentch, you twit. Antipath=Tzeentch, Beast=Khorne, Flesh Lord=Slaanesh, Destroyer=Nurgle.

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While vile mutants still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.

+++ Legiones Astartes Silver Skulls' Catechism of Hate Verse I of XXV +++

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>>16267412

Right there with you, man. Love the call-and-answer prayers, especially works for the Astartes, I think.

>> No.16267438

>>16267411
why DON'T they?

I would drop $600 bucks and learn the tabletop this moment if I could run an Ad Mech army that has been properly fleshed out.

>> No.16267443

Oil for the Oil God
Wrenches for the Wrench throne

>> No.16267448

>>16267416
From the definition of anitpathy, that means Tzeentch and the Cult Mechanicus hate eachother a shitton.

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>>16267438

Games-workshop has said that it's not out of the question to make one - and that they would like to. Also heard rumors the Mechanicus is gonna feature pretty heavily in a "soon" to come Imperial Armour book.

>> No.16267452

>>16267438
Rumors suggest that Forge World is making one, like they made Deth Korps of Krieg and all their variant army lists.

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>>16267351
Chants of the Journeyman, Verse III/w-k-03

There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.
+++ Second Book of Chantings+++

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>>16267468

Fucking love that picture.

>> No.16267490

>>16267474
Agreed. People tend to forget the fucton of work it takes to squeeze an Astartes into one of those fucking things.

Like pulling a fat kids head from between the banister railings. Lots of butter and lots of grunting.

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Song that always reminds me of Space Marines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhP6F-vxeZI

Also, Titanicus is an awesome book and you should read it, I like the idea of Skitarii being separate from the Tech-Guard.

Pic related.

>> No.16267504

>>16267490

Now if only we had some prayers for the putting on of the armor!

If I wasn't posting at max-speed, I'd work on one. Prolly will later.

>> No.16267506
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[Call]: What is your life?
[Answer]: My honour is my life.
[C]: What is your fate?
[A]: My duty is my fate.
[C]: What is your fear?
[A]: My fear is to fail.
[C]: What is your reward?
[A]: My salvation is my reward.
[C]: What is your craft?
[A]: My craft is death.
[C]: What is your pledge?
[A]: My pledge is eternal service
+++ Space Marine pledge +++

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>>16267504

hurrdurr, fergot picshurr

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>>16267506

Yeah that's a good one.

Stupid flood detection.

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Blood angel pics, blood angel pics everywurr.

>> No.16267530
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Walls of stone and walls of iron,
Fall down all the same.
They may delay but don't prevent
The hail of death and pain.
+++ Assault battle-hymn of the White Scars +++

Fun fact: The White Scars have or had a Commander by the name of Mad Chainsaw Johnson. Canonically.

>> No.16267534

>>16267448
Tzeentch is constant, uncontrolled change. Remember what happened the last time that phrase was applied to Science? Iron Men ring a bell? Yeah, they REALLY don't like Tzeentch.

>> No.16267536
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This picture makes my eyes sting a bit every time.

I fucking loved this series. Glad it's being continued.

I know it's wrong of me, but I'm so rooting for Eisenhorn.

>> No.16267539
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>>16267530

This pleases me.

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How like a God He is, that ancient Machine, primal of all His Kind, the Imperator! His mighty Fists, massive like two Towers of Destruction, laden with the Doom of Mankind's bitter Foes. He watches over us now as Battle joins, and in his Shadow we shall advance upon our Enemies and defeat them.

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>>16267540
.
Thank you, sah.

I think about 70ish% of my 40k folder comprises the Mechanicus, Blood Angels, and Space.

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Gristle-faced and lipless, the regiments of the dead howl out their awful calumny as your footfall passes. Dun smoke fills the massive cavity of space. Oh machine! Oh divine engine! Furnace hot the welter of your combustion, buckling the rancid air of heaven's arch and fusing the mould of the ground to glass. The princeps in his amniosis, drinking liquid data, broken by the beautiful agony of being so mighty, feels the burden of your great walk as surely as if he had carved the mausoleum plaques of your every last victim alone, by hand, until finger bones peep through eroded flesh. Oh metal god! The union is fierce, like a maelstrom in black water, like a seething cauldron on a fire in which you boil and cook together, no start of one, no end of another, but both admixed, like an alloy. To be clutched by god! To feel the incendiary hunger ring in your marrow! Oh lucky man!
Do you ever really sleep? In the long between-times, in the silences wasted in oily holds and scaffold frames, do you sleep then? When the enginseers reduce you to dormancy, is that sleep for you? Do you dream then, great engine? What do you dream about?

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Toll the Great Bell Once!
Pull the Lever forward to engage the
Piston and Pump...

Toll the Great Bell Twice!
With push of Button fire the Engine
And spark Turbine into life...

Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
Sing Praise to the
God of All Machines

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>>16267550

I remember that one. Thanks for taking the time to post it.

Also, I really love the new Incubi.

>> No.16267568

>>16267504
Cradle the Child of Man
INCASE THE ARMS IN HIS WRATH
Bless this union of steel and flesh
BIND THE LEGS WITH HIS FORTITUDE
Protect this Angel with your blessing.
ENGAGE THE FURY OF THE MACHINE GOD

Sing praise from this one will never fall.
NONE SHALL HALT HIS STEPS
Melt the butter to ease his born into metal
THE SMELL IS HORRENDOUS BUT NECESSARY

Ave Mechanicus Ave Omnissiah Ave Redenbacher

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This machine is discharged into your care.
Fight with this machine, and guard it from the shame of defeat.
Serve this machine, as you would have fight it for you.
(response) - I shall.

- from the Ceremony of Commission

>> No.16267572

>>16267568
It was awesome until the butter part.

>> No.16267573
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Really like this Chaplain's helm, though I'm not personally too much a fan of the Black Templar.

>> No.16267576

Listen to this and tell me it wouldn't work perfectly for at least the Space Wolves, if not Space Marines generally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6na8gO12vg


What is the terror of death?
THAT WE DIE, OUR WORK UNFINISHED!
What is the joy of life?
TO DIE, KNOWING OUR TASK IS DONE!

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>>16267568

Nice one.

Redenbacher made me want popcorn, though.


Always room for some Preheresy Thousand Sons.

>> No.16267588

>>16267580
The only chapter to pull off beakies and still look good doing it. Dammit, why did they have to fall?

>> No.16267590

Hate! Hate! Hate!
An emotion as pure as it is deep!
Hate! Hate! Hate!
Let it flow, let it run free!
-Inspirational Verse, Imperial Hymnal Vol. IV (Warhammer 40,000 Chapter Approved - Book Of The Astronomican)

>> No.16267591
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Thus do we invoke the Machine God.
Thus do we make whole that which was sundered.

- Hymn of Reforging

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More Mechanicus.

>> No.16267614 [DELETED] 

>>16267588
>implying beakies aren't god tier
You best be joking, nigger.
Else I'm going to beat you to death with your severed penis.

>> No.16267616

Anyone know where I can get a 3d model of the Mechanicus purity seal?

I work as an Network Engineer at a local ISP and want to write the prays of the machine God on Egyptian parchment with the seal of the Omnissah and bless my servers.

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Posting sloooowing dooooooooown.

Also, thanks old chaps for the successful thread.

No one's been insulted or anything.


inb4 I'm insulted humorously for bringing it up

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>>16267614

Beakies are okay. Depends on the color of the armor, imo.

>> No.16267630

>>16267576
>ManOWar

Beautiful

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>>16267616

You're awesome. Wish I could help, though...maybe try deviantart?

This picture always makes me chuckle.

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>>16267630
>>16267576

Yeah, Manowar is awesome. I listen to'em a lot while I game.

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>>16267621

May your weapon be guarded against malfunction, as your soul is guarded from impurity. The Machine God watches over you. Unleash the weapons of war. Unleash the Deathdealer.

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>>16267630
HAIL BROTHER

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>To the Stars We Bring His Light

Glorious.

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>>16267644

Good show.

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Fucking Autarchs.

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>>16267646
Ave brother!

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The will of the Emperor is done.
As the blood of the slain is laid upon you so may you lay the enemy’s blood at the feet of the Emperor.
Lay blood at the Emperor's feet.
As the rune of protection is inscribed upon you so may the litanies of protection ward your soul.
May your soul be guarded from impurity as the warriors within you guide your weapons, may you in your turn, guide their lives.
Stand true against the trials of war.

- The Prima Incubatorta

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Once had a Firewarrior Shas'ui take out three Black Templar Assault Marines in a single close-combat on the charge, then he ran off the board after the rest of the squad was killed and the BT failed to sweeping advance.

It was glorious. He got a second shoulder pad and a looted BT Power Sword on his back.

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The absence of faith is the mark of the weak.
The absence of faith is the mark of the heretic.
The absence of faith is the mark of damnation.

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>>16267669

Good one!

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>>16267688

Yessss, more! MORE!

Thanks.

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>>16267686
I once had a conscript kill Khârn the Betrayer. By himself. In CC. Yeah.

By bolter shell, flamer burst and melta blast, the mutant, the heretic and the traitor alike are cleansed of their sin of existence. So has it been for five millennia, so shall it be unto the end of time.

- Sister Immaculata, Words of Devotion, Verses IV-V, Chapter X, Volume LII

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Never change, Orkz. Never change.

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>>16267707

You should have promoted him.

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Fucking love this picture, too.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only fuckhueg.

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Good wallpaper.

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Can't wait for their new codex.

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A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

From plague, temptation and war,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.

That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none
We beseech the, destroy them.

- the Fede Imperialis, commonly known as the Battle-prayer of the Adepta Sororitas

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Look at those two bros. Look at them. Look at the fucks they're giving.

>> No.16267766

>>16267707
What would happen. Fluff wise, no bullshit. If like a Cadian Conscript killed Kharn the Betrayer in melee combat, in front of thousands of fellow IG. While battling chaos forces. His death causes chaos force to break down and run.

What would happen to that conscript. Lets say he survived the entire battle after killing Kharn, and everyone saw it happen.

>> No.16267768

>>16267717
He's a Veteran now. Has Khârn's ax and helmet stuck in his base.

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>>16267753

Thanks much.

So what do you think happened to all those SoB that were stranded on Fenris after the failed invasion?

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>>16267766

Instantly brought into the Inquisition, probably.

Although, Kharn has a nasty habit of not staying dead.

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>>16267766
Inquisition swoops down. If it determines him clean of all taint, recruits him.
Otherwise he's taken off the front and portrayed in a fuckload of propaganda.

Love the Emperor
for He is the salvation of mankind
Obey His words
for He will lead you into the light of the future
Heed his wisdom
for He will protect you from evil
Whisper his prayers with devotion,
for they will save your soul
Honour His servants,
for they speak in His voice
Tremble before His majesty,
for we all walk in His immortal shadow

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Doo-de-doo.

>> No.16267809

>>16267790
Would the Mechanicus and Dark Mechnicus reunite if they found an STC library that required both of their entire forces to claim?

It seems to me like they don't really give a fuck about the Emperor one way or another they just want to find the Ipod of the ancestors.

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Where there is an enemy, rage!
Where there is a victory, rejoice!

-Saint Sabbat, Epistles

Do not shirk! Do not falter!
Give them death in the name of Sabbat!

-Saint Sabbat, at the gates of Harkalon

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>>16267809

They wouldn't. The enmity between the two is far too strong.

>> No.16267834

>>16267809
The Omnissiah IS the Emperor.
So, not a chance.

Statistically, you will almost certainly die when assaulting a well-maintained fortress with a competent commander. You must strive to make your death useful.
- Training Manual, Penal Legion, Suicide Bomb Squads

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>>16267821
>Give them death in the name of me!

Also, someone should photoshop "Of course!" onto this image.

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Good-old Abaddon. You've carved through more loyalists than I have models.

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Entering the Chaos portion of my folder, if you couldn't tell.

>> No.16267850

>>16267836
You heard her.
>>16267834
>Suicide Bomb Squads
Oh, Imperium.

Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day.
- General Lukas Alexander's address to enemy forces in Victory Bay

Blood Ravens killed him.

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>> No.16267856

>>16267824
"OSX!"
"Windows!"
"OSX!"
"WINDOWS!"

"LINUX!"

"..."
"BURN THE HERETEK!"

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>>16267777
>So what do you think happened to all those SoB that were stranded on Fenris after the failed invasion?

Say again there chief? What happened?

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>>16267850

I can't remember - why weren't they helping the Ravens in the first place?

>> No.16267871

>>16267859

Read the Space Wolf codex.

Ecclesiarchy attacked Fenris, three full convents.

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>>16267859
Well...
Prospero Burns mentions the feral savages keeping "breeding slaves"...
>>16267865
Conflicting orders.

Weep for him - for his faith was not sufficient.
Rejoice for yourselves, for my faith is bottomless! Forward, for the Emperor!
— Commissar Krieglust after executing an officer +++

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>>16267843

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So many Chaos images.

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>>16267882

Indeed it does. Surprised there isn't a fap-fic about it by now.

>> No.16267896

>>16267871
hahahaha

Well hope those sisters enjoyed the dickings they inevitably received

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I can't wait for the new Legions 'dex. Ahriman better be as powerful as he fucking should be i.e. able to wipe the floor with any other Marine psyker.

>> No.16267904

>>16267777
The invasion did not reach Fenris. There is no reason to think they made planetfall.

>>16267882
We already told you that was a shitty character concept. The sisters were not raped by space barbarians and you should just make up your own feral world. Stop being a creeper and make a better character concept instead of passing it off as canon.

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fighting chaos dump with Inquisitor Alicia
Psyker power rating
Psycho bitch

>> No.16267917
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Fotens terribilitas, adjuva me in extremis!
Mighty Terribilitas, aid me in my plight!
+++ Prayer to the Emperor +++

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>>16267904

Calm down, bro. You're taking this way too seriously. Just relax, enjoy the pics. Post a few if you've got them.

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>>16267912

Challenge accepted.

>> No.16267928

>>16267904
What? Did you ever READ Prospero Burns?
Who the fuck do you think I am?

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Not strictly 40k, I know, but the image is too awesome not to post.

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>>16267933
I know that feel
Pic related
Commander of the Penal Regiment known as REDACTED, codenamed WARDEN

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What is the terror of death
That we die our work incomplete
What is the joy of life
To die knowing our task is done

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>>16267945

Haha, I don't even really like that show (animation style isn't my thing) but that pic is awesome.

Iron Within, Iron Without!

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>>16267960

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>>16267950

Can't post Space Wolves and not expect me to post the Legion they wronged.

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>>16267968

Fuck yeah Sanguinius.

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To be Unclean
- That is the mark of the Mutant

To be Impure
- That is the mark of the Mutant

To be Abhorred
- That is the mark of the Mutant

To be Reviled
- That is the mark of the Mutant

To be Hunted
- That is the mark of the Mutant

To be Purged
- That is the fate of the Mutant

To be Cleansed
- For that is the fate of all Mutants
+++ Extract from a Training Chant in the First Book of Indoctrination +++

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>>16267983

We now return to your regularly scheduled Chaos.

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All is dust, motherfuckers.

>> No.16268008

>>16267975
And then turned to Chaos like little bitches.
Flame Falcons were nearly obliterated and they did absolutely nothing wrong. They're still loyal, if renegades.

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>>16268008

Yeah, but they're not as cool as the Thousand Sons.

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>catchpa
>justified liesthe

Nothing justifies the False-Emperor's lies!

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i got bored so i thought i might just write up a prayer
What do you see when you smite the enemies of the emperor?

What do you see when your unyielding flame marches in the glory of the emperor?

What do you see when your holy weapons cleanse the heretic of their sins?

What do you see while you strive above us, like the colossus that you are?

What do you see my brother?

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herp, posted a new thread instead of this one, lololol. Anyways, I'm done. Have a free picture for me fucking up - yay, gear nipples.

>> No.16268060
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Sow the seeds of damnation and I shall reap the souls of the tainted.

>> No.16268065
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Guilliman here. What's going on in this thread?

>> No.16268072
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Fear me, for I am your apocalypse.

-Modus Exectus

Turns out Eversor Assassins are completely capable of refined speech.

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>>16268065

Nothing much, bro, just defending the Imperial Palace, fighting heretics, being the Primarch who should have been the Warmaster.

The usual.

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Emperor of Man, overseer of all things right,
Whose powers none can resist,
Save and deliver us, we beseech,
From the hands of our enemies,
By granting us dominion over them,
Show us the path to victory,
That we might produce it in your undying name

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>>16268045
She can "service my mechanism" anytime

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>>16268076

lol have fun bro. Remind Dorn it's his job to clean up the mess when it's all said and done.

goodluck, and try not to get killed by Horus.

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>>16268114
Don't say that and post Termie-chan. It is unsettling.

Also anyone have the screen shot about the tech priest that runs on blowjobs?

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>>16268122

Alright, try and not fuck up the Space Marines by writing some stupid book.

Not that my boys'll listen if you do anyway, though. Russ's won't either.

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>> No.16268157

>>16268125
I was there.
IIRC, 5.6 years of blowjobs every hour on the hour for his weight in blowjobs, and she'd need to blow the crew on the side to survive.

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WE COME FROM TITAN TO PURGE THE DEMONS!

>> No.16268192

>>16268157
Damn you man how could you not preserve such a gem?

>> No.16268199
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16268199

>>16268167
That was quite explicitly supposed to be Issac Clarke as a marine, bro.

This is the judgement of the righteous, scum!

>> No.16268212
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16268212

>tech priestess that runs via blowjobs

Gentlemen, you are piqued my interest

>> No.16268216

>>16268199
I know that. It fits because he is on Titan in Dead Space 2

>> No.16268219
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16268219

>>16268192
>>16268157
What in the blue hell are you two on about?

>> No.16268221
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16268221

>>16268153

wait wait wait. Russ can read?

>> No.16268230

>>16268212
that's nothing; we shall design one with potentia coils in the ass, that require repetitive jerks and pounding to reload through kinetic energy conversion.

>> No.16268240

>>16268192
Too much work. I'm lazy.

>> No.16268257

>>16268230
FOR THE OMNISSIAH!

>> No.16268264

>>16268230
I remember someone posting an exchange in that thread.

"So, we're going to replace your mouth and digestive system and alter your body so that you can only survive on fresh semen, are incredibly good at blowjobs, and will suffer no ill effects from the repetitive motions."

"Sounds legit. Let's do this. For the Machine God!"

>> No.16268275

>>16268264
Yeah, she had a special blowjob mouth, right?

>> No.16268280

>>16268257
>>16268264
okay, if anyone here has an engineering degree, can he math out the amount of buttsex necessary to reload a battery that is powerful enough to sustain a woman's life function as well as several sub-systems?

>> No.16268285

Traditional Prayer of the Guardsman:
Oh Great God-Emperor, please do not let me die today. Tomorrow would be so much better.

>> No.16268321
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16268321

>>16268280
Much

>also this thread
>tons of litanies
>original fresh batches by the post load
>discussing new schematics of Tech Priestess B'jessi

/tg/ should officially be placed in charge of IG morale bolstering.

>> No.16268350

>>16268321
>B'jessi

I'm not getting the reference

>> No.16268356
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16268356

>>16268321
Hmmm.
Her anus needs to be reworked to bebetter for fucking.
Maybe replace the vagina while we're at it. Make it require constant friction/movement to keep her blood circulating.
Both should need to stretch to an inordinate amount and then snap back...

This will be quite a challenge, I'll draw up the schematics.

>> No.16268370
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16268370

>>16268350
Break it down and sound it out anon.

>>16268356
For those of us just joining this lazgun tag match. What is the background of this project. Why was it created?

>> No.16268381

>>16268356
Ah, good, I was about to do it, but I recalled that I completely lack engineering knowledge.

>> No.16268386

>>16268370
Merely a comment on a guy getting payed his weight in blowjobs for an original AK-47 and M16 by the AdMech.
Spiraled from there.

>> No.16268394

>>16268386
> original AK-47 and M16

Fuck! I remember that thread but bailed out before that.

>> No.16268436

>>16268381
You can still draw the techpriestess. That would be right up your alley, come to think of it.

The fact of the matter is, looking at it, for it to work would require quite a lot of unobtainium.
So schematics are pointless.

>> No.16268472

>>16268356
>This will be quite a challenge, I'll draw up the schematics.`

you are really going to do it, right?

>> No.16268485
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16268485

>>16268472
Immensely curious myself. Are we talking shit like all packing up and hiking around Europe of si this shit getting done?

Also Dreadnoughts because Dreadnoughts

>> No.16268507

>>16268472
I was talking jokingly. I didn't think anyone would take it seriously.
Do you have any idea how long the schematics for this shit would take?

>> No.16268516

>>16268507
actually I was more thinking about somethign along the lines of cheesecake, with some pseudo-schematics tacked in.

>> No.16268536

>>16268516
I wasn't. For one, I can't draw, so it'd have to be both technical and probably blown up into individual components.
It'd take weeks in all.

>> No.16268577

>>16268536
>>16268516
>>16268507

Gentlemen let us not mince words here. We are thinking about problem #8,224 and we're on step #3

Discuss and hammer out schematics and mechanic attributes. Let the drawfags take that and manifest it into a finished product.

>> No.16268581

>>16267193
Who/what are they? SoB elites? Chaos Sisters? Sisters of Silence?

>> No.16268593

>>16268577
here here.

>> No.16268607

>>16268577
Well, I've already discussed the orifices. Her body would necessarily need to be altered to handle the stress of constant fucking/fellatio. Her hands would likely also need to be altered to better work in this regard (I'm thinking auxiliary semen collection).

>> No.16268633

>>16268607
yes, but concretely, how does it translate in technical terms?

>> No.16268645

Make sure her mouth has some form of vacume pump in it, to extract all semen from each load. Otherwise there would be UNACCEPTABLE WASTAGE (and danger of snowballing).

>> No.16268652
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16268652

>>16268593
Right then. Onto the extraction process itself. A normal human can mimic the motions required for Seminal Protein Unified Nimble Kinetics, however for extended and vigor use I think we need to rethink the entire jaw, neck, and spine.

Either a mouth with an underflange which can shot forward or a neck/spinal column jigger which can move the head forward in a straight lining motion.

Like this feaky deeky fish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBnKaxot9u0

Can we calculate the required mass and volume needed to power an internal energy converter?

>> No.16268660

>>16268633
Depends on how you handle it. Without actually thinking this through carefully, which would take quite a lot of time, we're talking shock absorbers of some nonexistent material, some form of system of muscle massagers to alleviate cramping... I don't have any medical knowledge, so it makes this very difficult.

>> No.16268692

>>16268660
okay, so, complete legs bionics, roughly.

speaking of this, how do you convert ass-pounding into electricity?

>>16268652
some japanese sharks can do this.

>> No.16268704

Request for thread to be archived and for litanies to be codified in the Codex 1d4chanicus.

>> No.16268712

>>16268704
archiving

>> No.16268713

>>16268652
An underflange would be too complicated and lack speed. Plus for an actually transcendent act, we need to alter the orifice extensively and have a great deal of depth, elasticity, and especially technique. She needs a mass of knowledge on the subject uploaded, and be able to run subroutines of endless variations. The jigger, then, would necessarily be complicated, not merely back and forth.

>> No.16268736

>>16268692
As said, potentia coils recharged via kinetic energy.
We've decided that the vagina requires constant movement and friction to make the blood flow (likely some kind of winding up measure, else she'd need a permanent vibrator).

>> No.16268764

>>16268736
obviously, but through which process is the kinetic energy converted into electricity to be stored?

I also guess the cunt would merely serve as a switch/regulator that constantly needs to be activated but does not generate power itself.

>> No.16268776

>>16268692
A sleeve which attaches to the invading protrusion near the tip and is on a guided copper and wire track. Back and forth motion stimulates an electric field. I doubt it would be enough to fully power the unit but I think we're going to have to go hybrid.

Using every possible energy input system in tangent to keep her operational.

The average male Guardsmen (Accounting for variables such as warp travel, battle field stress, and proximity to plasma weaponry) will produce roughly 1.02 Tbls of Semen.

1.02 S Value contains roughly 5.12 Calories. Given her slight frame and ability to rely on multiple sources of energy from other orifices a good minimum energy requirement would be roughly 1200.C

Which would mean she would need to harvest 3.465648 liters of S value to self sustain function.

>> No.16268817

>>16268764
Why, the simplest of generators. Look at how those rechargeable flashlights work. Electromagnetic induction. Move in some FUTURE magnetic fields and FUTURE conductors and you're golden. Preferably the field will be constrained entirely in her through some measure.

>> No.16268826

>>16268776

I assume the boobs can generate power somehow? Either through the pendulum motion when you do them from behind, or through actual fondling?

And I suggest also putting kinetic shock absorbers into the actual buttocks. That way, for that extra bit of energy, while activating the anal coil, you can slap dat ass for more power.

>> No.16268864

>>16268826
Both ways at the same time could be incorporated, actually. Tit power is a go.
Well, naturally, I thought ass absorbers went without saying.
>>16268776
How many men is that?

>> No.16268869

>>16268776
I was also thinking about something along the lines of a hydraulic transmission system; like an internal sleeve, filled with gel, that acts as a pump rather than as an alternator; this way, the system would rely on the mass and surface of the objects introduced, not only on the pounding amplitude and frequency.

so, basically, bigger, larger, deeper, faster, instead of only faster.

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>>16268869
>>16268864
>>16268826
>>16268817
>>16268776
>>16268764
>>16268736
>>16268713
>>16268712
>>16268692
>>16268660
>>16268652
>>16268633
>>16268645
>>16268607

>> No.16268889

>>16268869
That's the kind of thinking that'll get you far. That can be the vaginal replacement. I'm thinking, though, the orifices themselves needs to be powered. Squeezing, shifting, rotating, etc.

>> No.16268903

>>16268889
hence why soft shock absorbers need to be present pretty much everywhere

>> No.16268923

>>16268889
so, the clit is a switch button, while the cervix is a pump/collector, just like every other orifice?

>> No.16268939

>>16268903
Hmm, so groping of any kind will generate power. Thing is, she'd need to be rubbing against things (generally dicks) all the time, so the robe would get in the way. She'd need a very tight one.
Maybe textured within to help.
Wait, how about altered skin?
It should be able to absorb semen. The hands could then simultaneously power her by repetitive motion and collect semen. Any semen sprayed anywhere on her could be collected.

>> No.16268940

>>16268889
So are we thinking an etremely frictionless motion transfer system so a thrust on one end powers the soft'servos on two others and so on and so forth?

Or just use the internal battery to juice these mechanisms independantly?

I cannot figure out if we're making her extremely energy efficient or good at extractions.

>> No.16268957

>>16268939
Brilliant! Selective osmosis laced meshed just under her exposed skin. We'll aim to keep the S value contained but we all know the donors will not be so mechanic efficiency minded. Anything that is missed will just be absorbed back into the main collection system.

>> No.16268958

>>16268940
Take a minor amount of power and power the orifices. Needn't be incredibly much.

>> No.16268980

>>16268923
Of course. The cervix is the sphincter to a reservoir of stored semen.
The clitoris needs to be reworked. Move it inwards, into the vagina itself. Put another in every orifice.
For that matter, make a ring-shaped clitoral protrusion in every orifice. Thus the switch would be by far more efficient.

>> No.16268984
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16268984

>>16268940
the extracted amount will be the same anyway, we're trying to figure out how to optimize energy transmission.

>>16268939
Wait, how about altered skin?
It should be able to absorb semen. The hands could then simultaneously power her by repetitive motion and collect semen. Any semen sprayed anywhere on her could be collected.

it would require a lot of efforts to let it get through the pores, while the orifices collect semen a lot better; however, having it be friction-sensitive is a good idea. And it should also be deliciously brown.


As for clothing, it should be minimal

>> No.16268986

>>16268888
Minor gets?

Anyway, only loyalty and PROMOTIONS, good sir Terminus, no need to worry.

>> No.16268996

>>16268984
Brown? If you wish.
I don't see why it should be a great deal of work. The skin is a semi-permeable membrane already. Have it take in semen at a greater rate, that's it.

>> No.16269010

>>16268996
well, the number of orifices being limited, it would allow for other guardsmen to join in. Okay.

>> No.16269011

>>16268984
>brown
>not delicious pale white

I DECLARE YOU AND THIS ENTIRE PROJECT HERETEK!

I'M TELLING THE INQUISITION ON YOU!

>> No.16269025

>>16269011
That what I'd prefer myself, but whatever.

>> No.16269026
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16269026

>>16269010
>orifices
>limited

MECHADRITES WITH FLESHLITES ON THE ENDS!

>> No.16269030

>>16269011
man, I'm all for goth girls, but this is not adapted to her function.

>> No.16269040

>>16269030
Have it be the exact shade of semen.
>>16269026
>fleshlights
Your thinking is limited. Vat-grown vaginae.

>> No.16269054

>>16269040
>Have it be the exact shade of semen.

well, it's artificial skin anyway, it can be adapted to the original ethnical type of the girl.

>> No.16269062

>>16269054
Well why not allow multiple hues to be stored within the skins genetic memory which can be changed based on the group's preference?

>> No.16269066

She needs a tongue, I think. How about one also capable of seminal absorption? Long, likely, quick, prehensile, and flat for maximum surface area exposed to semen.
She'd have to talk through her neck most of the time. The vox speakers would need to be mounted lower.
For that matter, how does she breathe? Specially placed gills? Rerouted nasal cavity? That second one works. Make it separate from the mouth orifice.

>> No.16269096

>>16269062
Perfect. We can do this with the hair as well.
For that matter, have the hair be actually fully prehensile tendrils also capable of seminal absorption. That and the mechadendrites could make her a one-woman orgy.

>> No.16269098
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16269098

>>16269054
Interesting.

considering that the most important parts of her body contain shock-absorbing padding, it wouldn't be too hard to allow it to change shape so as to subtly affect her figure.

And this is done within the restriction of Imperial engineering, just imagine what necrontyr technology would allow!

>> No.16269109

>>16269098
No tech-heresy, mister. This is strictly sanctioned work.
But yes, no reason she shouldn't be able to change her figure. To a limited extent.

>> No.16269116

>>16269066
>>16269066
We'll have to hide her new vocal/breathing hole. Perhaps behind the head at the base of the neck. Hides well behind either a hood or hair.

This makes it much easier for her to vocal encourage the donors while mounting as many as possible. not to mention she is going to be wicked good at throwing her voice.

>> No.16269119

>>16269096
imperial technology cannot produce millimeter-wide mechadendrites that would also be porous and change colors.

>> No.16269132

>>16269119
Who said millimeter-wide?

>> No.16269137

>>16269066
simple, combine the vox-caster and the respirator grid, and place them at the at the junction of the neck with the chest, between the clavicula.

>> No.16269144

>>16269132
I don't want hair-worms

>> No.16269158

>>16269144
This is the Adeptus Mechanicus. I doubt they care about creepiness.
For that matter, there IS a forge world that specializes in nanotech. They could do it.

>> No.16269165

>clitoral rings
Wouldn't she pass the fuck out?

>> No.16269168

okay, it seems that all the specifications are uh... specified.

we're done with the R&D part, we need to make original content out of it.

>> No.16269171

pre battle prayer of the Crusaders of the Emperor:

Captain: "We are the sons of the Emperor. We are his greatest servants."
Marines: "Glory to the Emperor. Glory to our father on the Golden Throne."
Captain: "We are chosen from the greatest warriors of the universe.
Marines: "We are chosen."
Captain: "Our order is to destroy the enemies of men."
Marines: "We live to destroy."
Captain: "We will wash the heretics from our planets in an ocean of their own blood."
Marines: "In an ocean of their own blood."
Captain: "Hail to the Emperor, he gave us the weapons to fullfill our mission."
Marines: "Hail to the Emperor."
Captain: "Our souls belong to him."
Marines: "Our flesh belongs to him."
Captain: "The Emperor guides us. Our faith gives him glory."
Marines: "Glory to the Emperor."
Captain: "Father give us the power to finish our Crusade."
Marines: "The power to serve you."
Captain: "With you as our shield and our sword we will be unstoppable."
Marines: "You are our shield and sword."
Captain: "Stand up Crusaders of the Emperor. Fight for the glory of our father."
Marines: "Glory to our father."

>> No.16269178

>>16269168
No, Jacque, the drawfag is you.

>> No.16269182

>>16269168
Not yet. Is the hair nanoengineered, or hair worms?
And what about
>>16269165

>> No.16269201

>>16267193
To suck cock of a fellow brother is to love the emperor-Ultramarines Primech

>> No.16269202

>>16269182
hair worms are fucking creepy; I prefer silky hair, like, the rape of the lock.

>>16269165
she's a cyborg, dude, she's made that way

>>16269178
I won't draw blowjobs or bukkake, and I'm working on something else.

>> No.16269211

>>16269202
Why not? Too much white? Causes instinctive surrendering?

>> No.16269217

>>16269211
No, instinctive surrendering is caused by field grey.

>> No.16269222

>>16269202

About the hair. It could be a whirling swirling nest of mini mechadrites or regular hair for all I care.

I believe these are only going to be redundant systems. The goal is to capture the S value in a hole. The skin and hair are just there to nibble on the few specks that got away.

>> No.16269228

>>16269202
Nanoengineered it is. This bitch is a work of fucking art. I doubt she goes anywhere without a full complement of Praetorians.

>> No.16269231

>>16269201
>>16269201
oh you

>> No.16269241

>>16269202
Also, Mechanicus tramp stamp welded on her lower back

We built you bitch and you're damn well going to advertise the glory of the Omnissiah.

>> No.16269250

>>16269222
Look, she's not going to be sturdy enough for too many orifice mechadendrites, if you plan on her not crushing anybody or for that matter standing up. So she's going to need the secondary systems for the others.
I wonder, do they just throw her to a Guard regiment?

>> No.16269253

>>16267416

From inefficiency, Omnissiah save us,
From the lies of Tzeench, circuit preserve us,
From the rage of Khorne, iron protect us,
From the temptations of Slaanesh, silica cleanse us,
From the ravages of Nurgle, anima shield us,
From death, Machine God set us free.

Fixed?

>> No.16269261

>>16269241
glorious

>>16269250
only the best of the best, whiteshield would misuse her

>> No.16269262

>>16269241
That works. Don't see why not.
>>16269202
Then just draw HER.
>>16269217
<---

>> No.16269276

Oh, hey, there's a problem.
Now that all her orifices are cum-collectors... Where does she poop from?

>>16269262
right after lunch

>> No.16269278

>>16269261
How could they possibly misuse her? Not fucking her enough?
I mean, I can see the logic of not having 12-year-olds do the work of men, but even Conscripts could do the job.

>> No.16269282

>>16269276
Poop what?

>> No.16269285

the thread is now archived

>> No.16269297

>>16269276
>>16269282
I imagine waste (mostly urine) is compressed into special collection cylinders. Just flip open and slide out.

>> No.16269300

>>16269276
Well, semen is practically fully processable.
But for any waste, we could have a mechanicus-style solution in including a removable tank.

>> No.16269341

>>16269285
nice. i posted a huge chunk of these pics on /b/ yesterday, good to see someone liked enough to dump in this thread now.

>> No.16269349

>>16269278
I can just imagine the downcast faces (and possible out and out mutiny) the day techpriestess B'jessi finishes transit to somewhere. Considering how much the crew will be used to her... ministrations.
Though I imagine the jostling for crew of the Aquila Lander would be legendary.

>> No.16269364

okay, I'm back

What would she look like?

reference pics appreciated

>> No.16269368

>>16269300
When she is full of any waste material she vomits a blue inferno of blazing promethium from every orifice to sterilize and empty the reservoirs.

Use during decontamination process is NOT recommended.

>> No.16269387

>>16269297
Waste cartridges in the hips? Good.

>> No.16269392

>>16269364
I doubt she'd be your typical techthulhu, honestly. Waving hair, minimal clothing, orifice mechadendrites, orifices and hands specialiaed for fucking...
She talks through the back of her neck and has a long, prehensile tongue. Probably large breasts for the pendulous motion, large buttocks for the impact energy.
That's what I've so far gathered appearance-wise.

>> No.16269393

Heres mine:

I am call
The Call of Duty

>> No.16269405

>>16269392
talking through the back? weird...


Anyway, I was more talking about what she looks like as a woman.

>> No.16269406

>>16269392
>I doubt she'd be your typical techthulhu
Except for mechadendrites to hold and suck.

>> No.16269412

>>16269392
...ok make her mocha. I am just so used to seeing grey flesh on tech preists that anything else seems... out of place.

however given her special commission perhaps a change of venue is in order. Just don't make her a ghetto gangurobot drawfag

>> No.16269414

>>16269406
we said that it'd be too much for her to hold, anyway. More like an option.

>> No.16269427

>>16269405
Well, since she is to be sexy to the max, dem hips, dat ass face of perfection, big tiddies.

also needs more cogs.

>> No.16269432 [DELETED] 

>>16269405
Well technically more like just behind her neck. Lower the mouth 5 inches down and 5 inches back and BAM new vox grill.

I believe we deemed her front mouth being used for vocalization would be difficult to translate and too greatly distorted by the doppler effect.

>> No.16269442

>>16269412
>ghetto gangurobot
dammit, I like the sound of this so much

well, I'll try to do something else.

But as I said, ref pics apprecated
the image limit has been reached anyway, see you in my thread at tgchan.

>> No.16269446

>>16269405
Well technically more like just behind her neck. Lower the mouth 5 inches down and 5 inches back and BAM new vox grill.

I believe we deemed her front mouth being used for vocalization would be difficult to translate and too greatly distorted by the doppler effect.

'sides it is rude to talk with your mouth full

>> No.16269452

>>16269442
link?

>> No.16269464

>>16269414
Hair long (probably very long) and colored however you wish, it doesn't matter as it isn't fixed. Long is just the logical choice if it can absorb. Eyes augmented, though likely not obvious lenses. Petite, as earlier said. Smaller needs less energy, thus can store up extra semen for dry periods (I imagine she'd look quite bloated in such cases). Limbs also unobtrusively augmented. Lower back has Mechanicus symbol welded to it.

>> No.16269471

>>16269442

I thought this

>>16268045

and this
>>16268125

would be good points of reference.

>> No.16269474

>>16269442
>ghetto gangurobot
Well, we are making her able to alter form, right? It be easy to make her able to change skin color then as well.

>> No.16269480

no, wait, you know what? come here, and I'll open a stream within, say, 15 to 20 minutes, and we'll design her together
www.livestream.com/Technoracle

>> No.16269482

>>16269442
Ohh ohh! and I know its obvious but exposed mechanical joints in elbows and knees. Because, because.

>> No.16269510

How's this?

http://www.caperture.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/orianna-1024x604.jpg

>> No.16269517

>>16269510
Too clanky. This one is quite explicitly covered in skin.

>> No.16269528

>>16269510
Thats a lot of metal.

To the Admech priesthood that may as well be soft porn but the general populace (aka Fleshies) prefer a 'softer' model base.

>> No.16269543

>>16269528
>>16269517
More for face and joints, not the whole thing.

>> No.16269565

>>16269543
Face is rather harsh. Joints being ball joints would be creepy as fuck (elbows and knees bending backwards ahoy).

>> No.16269577

>>16269543
Joints? Maybe. I was thinking more gear and bracket like but ball joints mite b cool.

Face needs to be of the original Tech Priestess

.... Wait how are we going to convince a Preistess to even accept these modifications?!

>> No.16269580

>>16269565
But it would probably prove necessary for maximum dick insertion.

>> No.16269606

>>16269580
Affirmative, probably.

>> No.16271578

“Pain is… a lesson that the universe teaches us,” intoned the Chaplain. “Pain is the preserver from injury. Pain perpetuates our lives. It is the healing, purifying scalpel of our souls. Pain is the wine of communion with heroes. It is the quicksilver panacea for weakness – the quintessence of a dedicated existence. Pain is the philosophic vitriol which transmutes mere mortal into immortal. It is the Sublime, the golden astral fire! I am in pain always, in blessed pain. Recommend that you fix your attention on the countenance of Rogal Dorn, Cadet.”

"Fists of beauty
Fingers of death
Emperor's Fists
With death is our tryst"

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