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GOGOGO

>> No.15939068

Fap and say I'm not sorry, Jesus.

>> No.15939082 [DELETED] 

I killed a starving diseased baby bird out of mercy, who fell out of its nest. With the mother and its sibling still watching in agonizing terror at the foul act. Blood trenched the earth of that park that day.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>> No.15939083

Joke's on you, I'm already in the worship of Papa Nurgle.

>> No.15939086

Rape your sister whilst cutting the sign of Slaanesh into her chest, and listening to thrash metal.

>> No.15939087

The Emperor is a nigger.

>> No.15939088

Popped a zit. Little bit of blood came out.

PRAISE TO BOTH THE GOD OF BLOOD AND THE LORD OF FILTH!

>> No.15939100
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15939100

Dark Gods? I serve a higher power.

>> No.15939101

I "pray" Slaanesh every night before sleeping.
And then some more.

>> No.15939104

TAKE A BITE OF REALLY RARE STEAK

KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

CONTINUE TO LOAF IN THE FILTH I AM IN!

HAIL NURGLE!

>> No.15939122

The Emperor...the Emperor is a..a...faggot.

Oh dear Emperor please forgive me!

>> No.15939125

>slaanesh, nurgle and khorne
>No tzeentch in the thread

...This explains a great deal about you all.

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>>15939054
I drew a smiley face on my penis

who would this please?

>> No.15939143

I spent my ten seconds planning my heresy, and thus pleased Tzeentch.

>>15939088
Nurgle would prefer the zit remain unpopped. I don't think that sort of bloodshed is really what Khorne's looking for.

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>sippin' purp for Slaanesh
>wearin' my red bandana and yo niggaz dead for Khorne
>sorry 4 the wait Carter IV got pushed back for Tzeentch
>Nurgle's a faggot though
>Young Moolah baby

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>> No.15939153

>>15939125
how are you supposed to earn the favor of tzeentch in 10 seconds?

I suppose you could spring a plot into action, but that would require having it in place.

>> No.15939160

That's because the Tzeentch types are busy pretending to be followers of the other gods. Because the other gods are going to be PISSED when they find out that their entire cult network has been subverted

>> No.15939163

Took a shower and did the laundry, thereby changing it from dirty to clean.
For Tzeentch!

>> No.15939165

>>15939153
>implying it takes more than ten seconds to formulate a plot

What are you, stupid?

>> No.15939166

If I scratch my balls and lick my fingers, is that Nurgle or Slaanesh?

>> No.15939175

I opened dark crusade and began the Chaos Campaign.

>dat Eliphas

>> No.15939184

storm in to the office of the used car lot down the rode that has made my commute home from work much hard. Rip his genitals off and force them down his throat. then slit his neck and bathe in his blood.

>> No.15939186

>>15939153

you're supposed to do it in 9 seconds.

>> No.15939187

>>15939054
GAVE THOSE DARK GODS SOME TRAJAN.
DARK GODS LOVE TRAJAN.

>> No.15939191

find the closest thing to MAIM BURN KILL!

HERP FOR THE HERP DERP

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>fap twice a day to grotesquely obese women
>please Nurgle and Slaanesh simultaneously

awwww yeah.

>> No.15939210

I scrolled past this thread at first. Whoever the minor chaos god of apathy is he... doesn't really care.

>> No.15939212

FUCK THE DARK GODS!
FOR MALAL!

>Suddenly, your heretical computer is now a loyalist baneblade

>> No.15939219

>Papyrus

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>>15939212

>> No.15939245

/me picks his nose

Nurgle, here I come.

>> No.15939249

better thread


>>106509577

>> No.15939261

>>15939166
Nurgle, unless you did it for pleasure.

>> No.15939267

>>15939196
Sorry, that's just Slaanesh.

>> No.15939301

I changed my desktop wallpaper.
>Implying Tzeentch is not the best Chaos god

>> No.15939309

>drinking beer
>fapping
come at me slaanesh

>> No.15939315
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15939315

Turn innocent critters to their will

>> No.15939339

I raged at this shitty thread. Does that count for Khorne?

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>>15939339

No, you'd have to systematically go out into the world and slaughter each and every person who posted in this thread

>> No.15939398

OP is Tzeentch cultist.

Got us all to change.

>> No.15939428

.... go to /d/, start fapping. brofist slaneesh

>> No.15939431

>>15939398

Do you mean to say that Tzeentch.. wants... CHANGE?

he wants CHANGE?

>> No.15939432

>pick open a scab.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>Do nothing.

Father Nurgle loves me!

>Open /d/ in an Incogneto window

For agony! for Extacy! for Slanesh!

>Did all those things in under 10 seconds

Just as planned.

>> No.15939433

>>15939428
You are bro FISTING slaanesh?

you poor, poor man

>> No.15939437

Punch myself in the face until my nose breaks.


THIS PLEASES KHORNE.

>> No.15939494

I bite my thumbs to blood on a daily basis. It takes but a few seconds to rip a piece of flesh from them. Think of it as taking biting your nails to the next level. With each bite, I feel pain and pleasure in the act, draw blood, bring myself that much closer to disease: just as planned.

>> No.15939605

Fap to futa

Praise Slaneesh!

>> No.15939717

I simply don't care about impressing anyone, Chaos God or no. They're gods, they know what kind of person I am, and I doubt they'd care about any who'd act differently just to impress them.

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A then everything went back to normal.

>> No.15939854

started torrenting some codexes, to fuck up my little brother's connection so he drops call of duty and in the process frees up even more bandwith so i can go back to hat fortress.
WITHOUT ANY LAG!
>you see i'ts funny because hat simulator.

>> No.15939856

>>15939054
>Havent washed for a week
>fap' 5-6 times day for a week
>Can tzeen
>Kick random ppl on the street.
NAGAH 3 OF 4 isn't bad.

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