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[ERROR] No.15928160 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

My girlfriend greeted me at the door completely naked when I came home from work.

I killed her for being a Slaaneshi whore.

>> No.15928225

Continue to root out heresy, brother.

>> No.15928254

wat

>> No.15928282

>>15928160

Then you had sex with her corpse cuz your worship Grandpa Nurgle.

>> No.15928299

Such is life in the 41st Millenium.

>> No.15928303

>>15928282
NURGLE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.

>> No.15928315

>>15928303

'Corse he does. Where do you think Nurglings come from?

>> No.15928339

>>15928315
Not from raping corpses, I'll tell ya that much. Nurgle likes his sex loving and consensual with lots of cuddling afterward.

>> No.15928340

>>15928160
Then you discovered she was just preparing to flagellate herself in the God-Emperor's name.

>> No.15928370

What have you done? She just wanted you to help her produce more warriors for the Emperor. It is the duty of every woman in the Imperium to be pregnant whenever possible.

>> No.15928385

>>15928339

Nurglings happen when mommy and daddy, one or both being Nurgle loving plague zombies physically express cuddle, naked.

>> No.15928501

Where do babby khorne form?

>> No.15928525

>>15928501
>Where do babby khorne form?

Very angry plants.

>> No.15928535

Nudity and sex are not inherently Slaaneshi.

Slaanesh is the god of excess, obsession and perfection.

Slaanesh is NOT the god of sex.

>> No.15928551

>>15928501
When women get pregnant and give birth during their menstruation peroid.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

>> No.15928557

>>15928551
That makes too much sense

>> No.15928559

>>15928551

>Pregnant
>Menstruating

Pick one.

>> No.15928569

>>15928551
Just one skull, though?

>> No.15928577

You express too much unneeded wrath brother.

KHORNE HAS TAKEN A HOLD OF YOUR SOUL!

>> No.15928590

>>15928557
He did it! He cracked the secret!! Now we can fight them!!!

inb4 executed for heresy

>> No.15928593

>>15928559
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF KHORNE.
>>15928569
WELL IT WOULD BE BAD IF THE BABY IS BORN WITH MORE THAN ONE SKULL.

>> No.15928595

>>15928569

>> No.15928622

>>15928595
That would have to be a big-ass skull.
Or it's just for decoration or something.

>> No.15928637

>>15928339
This

Nurgle is almost a god of family, true love, and compassion as much as he is of rot, disease and decay. His great daemons are known for freaking the fuck out when anyone thinks of attacking their "children".

I'd like to picture his followerings having grand weddings. Sickly green everywhere. And as the bride and groom leave the alter of nurgle after a great "Uncle" one marry's them, one of the bridesmaids would whisper.
>"You see how she's wearing off sick-green. She used to be a slaneeshi worshipper before she met him."
>"That man's too good for her sister!"
>"Mmmm-hmmmm"
>Then she snaps a few times and her fingers break off.

>> No.15928651

>>15928551

>give birth during their menstruation peroid.

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