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[ERROR] No.15751431 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Who likes dwarfs? Of course you all like dwarfs, because you aren't faggots.

Learn to Dorf
Get better at Dorf
Watch someone get raped by Dorf hazzards

Come join us at ANUSBANNER

>> No.15751435

http://doubledusk.com/creative.html

Always forget the link, YEAH

>> No.15751479

1

>> No.15751487

2

>> No.15751489

Bumping in the glory of Anusbanner

>> No.15751493

3

>> No.15751496

4

>> No.15751498

Strike the Earth!

>> No.15751510

>Start a new fort cause my last one died cause I didn't have any trained fighters when I started getting ambushes

>Arrive at volcano.
>Dig in
>Set everything up.
>Get crops growing, beer brewing, shops working
>GOLD GOLD FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>Running out of space in stockpile because too many gold bars
>Make everything out of gold
>AN AMBUSH
>I don't have a trained army again
>Most of the goblins get caught in cage traps
>2 make it into fort before flood gates close
>Militarize everyone in fort
>46 recruits vs Goblin Spearman and Goblin Hammerer
>Only 11 survive
>Doctor manages to save them all
>Trapped in fort cause goblins still outside
>0 food 400 booze 11 dorfs

We will survive
We will rebuild
We will flood the surface with lava

>> No.15751551

PENETRATE THE MOUNTAIN DEEP INTO ANUSBANNER

>> No.15751552

What if

Guys

Listen guys

What if

Guys

What if

Dorf Fort

Was 3D

>> No.15751558

>>15751552
I'd cry. Cause it would still be ASCII

>> No.15751564

>>15751552
I'd like that. DF's viewpoint is confusing as shit to me. It's like cross-sections or something.

>> No.15751575

>>15751552
CPU Usage: 100%

*tick*

*tick*

*tick*

And one more dwarf takes a step.

>> No.15751584

>>15751564
It is cross sections.

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>> No.15751639

>>15751431
>Anusbanner

I got Lobsteranus as my fort's randomized name once.

True story.

>> No.15751646

Bumping for the glory of Anusbanner

>> No.15751652

Bump

>> No.15751654

okay so what is the primary computer resource that DF uses?

Is it CPU power? If so, does DF use multithreading or does Toady still have to implement that?

>> No.15751676

>>15751510
>0 food 400 booze 11 dorfs
Cook booze, problem solved.

>>15751654
CPU. And making DF support multithreading at this point would require more or less completely rewriting it, which means it's not going to happen.

>> No.15751679

bamp

>> No.15751680

I suggest we trap the fuck out of this fort.

>> No.15751689

>>15751676
>CPU. And making DF support multithreading at this point would require more or less completely rewriting it, which means it's not going to happen.

Figured as much.

Still cool though, as I have a single core desktop just sitting by idly.

>> No.15751701

Every bump = Streamer takes a drink

Get in here and say you bumped.

Half way through his second bottle already.

>> No.15751704

so we're trying to kill the streamer then...

>> No.15751709

>>15751704
Yes

>> No.15751717

Liver poisoning here we come!

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>> No.15751727

DOODLE HERE

>> No.15751749

Bumping is fun and helpful

>> No.15751750

more suggestions of Trapping.

also bump

>> No.15751767

Every Bump counts! Kinky is drinking for every post!

>> No.15751784

more nedroid

>> No.15751785

The Goddam Batman will kill you with alcohol poisoning.

>> No.15751797

BREAK THE LIMIT WITH YOUR ALCOHOLISM!

>> No.15751808

MORE

>> No.15751815

AW YEAH

>> No.15751818

so yeah,

>> No.15751825

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>> No.15751848

>nforters the

yes THE NFORTE IS UP.

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>> No.15751904

>> No.15751917

Ok, so, I'm at my first fort.

Questions:
1. I have a seed stockpile, but only two barrels in it, can I move a barrel from the furniture stockpile to the seed stockpile?
2. I have too many dwarfs, over 50, what am I supposed to do with them?

>> No.15751930

>>15751917
>1
Remove seeds from the furniture stockpile settings
>2
Specialize dorfs. Make sure all workshops are doing something. If people are still left over, make sure you don't need another farmer or something. Then make the rest stoneworkers and smooth and engrave all walls.

>> No.15751947

>>15751930
Which reminds me, how many specialists do I need per workshop? 2?3?

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>> No.15751983

Kinky is a Yella' Bellied Alcohol Coward

>> No.15751999

>>15751947
Varies. When I have 2 stone workshops, I have 3. if I have 4 I'll have 6 specialist. That way some can be on a break or sleeping and all the shops are still occupied.

>> No.15752071

>Stumble into liquor store

>I DEMAND BOOZE FOR MY DORFY LIFE STYLE

>> No.15752089

bump

>> No.15752144

Streamer's gone to get more stuff to drink.

Get in here and talk with some bros whist listening to varied types of music

>> No.15752180

I recently got my magma forges started before I even had a proper farm in place, due to volcano forts.

>> No.15752190

>>15752180
Yay volcano forts.
make sure you flood half the map with magma as a security measure.

>> No.15752207

>>15752190
Yessss... I did it as a security measure, that's right, totally intentional. Not a horrific mistake at all. Nosiree.

>> No.15752231

Onto the 8th bottle.

>> No.15752258

>> No.15752269

This is the entrance of my fort. Haven't finished it yet. Basicly I'm gonna set up a massive killing field and maze for invaders. Side entrance for traders.

Also floodgates infront of the siege engines are to protect from lava. I have a volcano I'm gonnna use as a WMD

>> No.15752297

>>15752258

>> No.15752358

Saging to inform the stream is over.

8 bottles gone.

Thread can die now.

>> No.15752359

Stream is over, thanks for joining us.

>> No.15752778

>>15752358
Is he still alive?

What was he drinking?

>> No.15755560

>>15751797
>>15751808
>>15751818
>>15751825
>>15751832
>>15751834
>>15751839
>>15751848
>>15751868
>>15751904

>> No.15755596

>>15752269

Make sure to do something very secure for the side entrance.
Just floodgates wont cut it if you get some of the big motherfuckers, because iirc, they can destroy floodgates. And everything other than walls, pretty much.

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