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15574915 No.15574915 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

can i please have some wow gold? I am on horde - frostmourne. the name's spãrkles. I am a girl and my item level isn't high enough to do any heroics yet, so i need some money to get boe's. :D I'll give you my facebook to prove.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.15574927
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pic related

>> No.15574929

If you roll a male elf and have gay cyber sex with my tauren I will give you 5000 gold.

>> No.15574930

>I am a girl

A....are you sure?

>> No.15574933

>>15574930
Im pretty sure she is...

>> No.15574936

Mine for fish.

>> No.15574943

good lord, i thought i was on /v/ for a second there...
what the fuck is this thread doing here?

>> No.15574945

Weren't you just on /b/ asking people to join your guild?

Get your gold the old fashioned way - grind for it.

>> No.15574950

I am a girl and I will not have gay cyber sex with you.

>> No.15574952

Nice notepad! I remember the original Starcraft came with one, and a fold out tech-tree! Man, old games used to have great goodies.

>> No.15574954

Is that you, Corey? You look like shit.

>> No.15574958

>>15574945
Exactly offer to grind up to old men in exchange for money to buy gold from someone

>> No.15574961

someone just give me gold.

>> No.15574965

If you don't feel like grinding, your best bet is to sell yourself for sex. This is very commonly done.

Many WoW players are furries, so it's in your best interest to develop a scat fetish as quickly as possible.

>> No.15574966

Jesus fucking christ you are either a man or you had a very bad day.

Oh, and tbh gold is useless now in Cata. It's like there's fucking inflation or something.

>> No.15574967

>>15574961
God damn it guys,I thought you were better than this

>> No.15574969

>>15574961
why? because you specifically stated you were a girl?
earn your keep, bitch

>> No.15574974
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^.^

>> No.15574982

> ^.^

All of my fucking rage

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>> No.15574987

>>15574974
Sure. Pretend to be Woody from Toy Story, I'll pretend to be Andy, and then you RP my urethral vore fetish, and I'll give you gold.

>> No.15574992

>>15574987

"One day when Andy was masturbating, woody got wood"

>> No.15575005

>>15574992
HE COULD NO LONGER HELP HIMSELF! HE WATCHED AS ANDY STROKED HIS JUICY KAWAII COCK.

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>>15574930

>> No.15575009

>>15574987
/tg/
we don't bother with the normal fetishes around here

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>>15574915

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he stroked his kawaii (cute) cock. :s please explain?

>> No.15575016

>>15575005

He approached Andy, "Oh Andy Senpai I'm alive and want to be inside of you" Woody said "oh woody-chan, i alwys knew you were alive, i want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"

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>>15574987
>>urethral vore
The fuck is that?

>> Off to google..returns http://www.sofurry.com/search?search=Urethral+Vore&contentlevel=all

THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN

>> No.15575039

5k gold?

that's like, what? 5 dailies?

Fucking wrath kiddiez.

this? this shit right here? this shit is why I quit.

>> No.15575049

>>15574915

God your lips are so thin. I normally don't care about lips but damn, you are just the limit.

>> No.15575072

why you do this /tg/?

>> No.15575076
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>> No.15575080

>>15575012
>>>/f/1536318

>> No.15575086

>>15575016
Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head.

Woody: " Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"

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THANKYOU /tg/ for the entertainment it was very amusing.

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>>15575088

>> No.15575107

and yet you continue to post a dyke pony.

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>>15575080

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>>15575088

We have the faggot contained! Take it down!

>> No.15575127

Holy shit Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" just cam on the radio

>> No.15575131 [DELETED] 

>>15575080
>Epona's Song
I LOST IT

FUCKING DAMMIT

HELL SHIT NIGGER DICK PISS CUNT CLIT

FUCK IT

* Shit
* Piss
* Fuck
* Cunt
* Cocksucker
* Motherfucker
* Tits

SEVEN FILTHY WORDS

>Wentio you're
EVEN CAPTCHA HATES YOU

(YES I MAD)

>> No.15575136

reported now go back to /b/

>> No.15575141

>>15575119

firing an M4 left handed sucks monkey fuck.

why we can't come up with a fucking weapon that's 100% ambidextrous I have no goddamn clue.

>> No.15575142

>>15575136
e-pon-a
e-pon-a
One day while Andy was masturbating
e-pon-a
e-pon-a

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>>15575080

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>>15575080

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>>15574965

/tg/, even when trolled, will always provide pragmatic advice, without fail.

>> No.15575222

>>15575080
I think I just laughed harder than 4chan has ever made me laugh. I actually cried a little.

Bravo, good Anon. Bravo.

>> No.15575227

>I am a girl

How is this even relevant to the matter?

>> No.15575236

wheres our mod gone?

he dosen't let this happen!

>> No.15575247

>>15575236
Mod is not here today, priest.

>> No.15575252

>>15575247

...Bitches for Thulsa doom?

>> No.15575256

This thread is terrible.

Why would she come to /tg/ to ask this?

Why is /tg/ even responding, and in such a ridiculous manner to boot?

Why isn't everyone sage/reporting?

So many questions...

>> No.15575263

>>15575256
Because we're having fun with Woody-Andy vore. Duh?

>> No.15575269

>>15575256
Maybe we all reported it, and didn't bother to tell you about it?

I mean, it's not like we HAVE to post saying "I REPORTED YOU" every time we report a post.

...Do we?

>> No.15575274

>>15575269
We're goddamn professional troll hunters here, have a bit of faith in us.

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oh fuck if we don't hae a mod we might have more trolls and summerfags!

>> No.15575280

not /tg/

Go fuck yourself, and farm your own damn gold. Or do normals until you have the money/gear for heroics.

>> No.15575298

>>15575280
this thread hasn't been about digitaljewgolds for a while. Probably since >>15575080

>> No.15575307

op is a gurllll?

tits or gtfo

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>>15575080

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>>15574915

>> No.15575314

Well, /tg/. This thread has proven to me why this is my favorite board. OP is the greatest troll ever, and people who think s/he is serious should namefag as JIM PROFIT.
>mods are gone
Nevermind. OP's a troll, guys. Nothing to see here.

>> No.15575319

>>15575314
your anusburn is showing

>> No.15575325

>>15575280
>>15575256
I see you're new here.
/tg/ has a unique troll defence mechanism where we derail the thread into something /tg/ related. Pleas refrain from sage bombing, screaming reported and generally behaving like an autistic two year old throwing his toys out the pram, that behaviour is better reserved for places like /v/.

Have a nice day.

>> No.15575331

can someone give this thread a topic now?

>> No.15575333

Damn, OP. I thought -I- didn't pass.

>> No.15575336

>>15575331
How do you handle beggars in your D&D game?

>> No.15575338

>see this thread
>oh I bet there's an interesting discussion in it
>nope, still talking about what a huge faggot OP is
I expect better of you, /tg/.

>> No.15575342

>>15575325
But wouldn't it still be better to just ignore the OP? If she is a troll, she will not care what we're talking about, only that her thread is bumped. Why give her the satisfaction?

>> No.15575343

>>15575331
Homely Homely Hobos!

The hot new game about unattractive homeless people trying to beg their way into a life of luxury!

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>>15575227
For a mercifully brief period, I dated this really grungy Canadian chick who went by "Snoo." Never stuck it to her, because self respect. But if you're male, a nerd, and you're at all involved with the poly community of the greater Houston area, odds are you've fucked someone she owes money.

One look at this post, and I knew everything I needed to about this girl. Likely emotionally vacant, probably unhygienic, migrating between the hovels of burnt out family members, "boyfriends" and weak-willed bleeding hearts, she spends her life on Gaia, Farmville, WoW, and anything else that cheaply markets an artificial sense of achievement. imagewise, she reflexively clings like a tick to any scrap of nerd cred she can.

And why? Because so many of our brothers are desperate to be near a female, they'll cash out for it until they're deep in debt. Be it WoW gold, taxi service, shit from Hot Topic, whatever the flavor, it's all the same. Her entitlement complex is her identity and support mechanism in one, and she's chosen the weakest prey of all because she knows on some level that's all she'll be able to achieve, and frequently she can recieve gifts for practically no input at all.

ie, "I am a girl who plays WoW, give me artificial money for that reason." "It's been almost a minute. I'm annoyed that you haven't complied yet, and am implying I'll leave unless you do."

Simply put, this is a gold-digger of the lowest order, the cancer that slowly kills all that is good in grognards.

>> No.15575348

>>15575331
How about if we discuss the merits of different sorts of dicks, from the perspective of a male who likes taking a dick up the ass? We used to have good discussions about that.

>> No.15575355

>>15575331
The use of common household objects such as swords, cats, or bad dragon dildoes, as terrain in 40k.

>> No.15575357

>>15575346
Unless she's(?) just fucking with us.

>> No.15575358

>>15575355
Sounds like table top at my house.

>> No.15575359

>>15575343
What stats would that have, though? Doesn't each beggar function basically the same?
Honestly asking, I've never been in that position, and god willing I never will be.

>> No.15575365

>>15575331
TOPIC QUEST!

You are a lonely topic, whose only purpose in life is to be discussed. And now, in a derailed troll thread, your time has come.

ROLL 6d20 TO DETERMINE YOUR STATS!

>> No.15575367

rolled 8, 17, 6, 12, 11, 10 = 64

>>15575365

>> No.15575370

>>15575357
Guess the thread does owe her gold or cash, because she's fucking with us.

>> No.15575375

>>15575367
fuck.... Can we arrange those?

>> No.15575377

>>15575358
You use swords cats and dragon dildoes? That sounds hectic.

>> No.15575380

rolled 13, 14, 16, 7, 11, 12 = 73

>>15575365
gogo

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15575382

What just happened?
Were we just trolled?

>> No.15575387

>>15575382
I think so; /tg/ is only trolled when we can't manage to pursue a cohesive topic.

I think we've lost this one to Chaos, boys.

>> No.15575388

>spãrkles
GOD I HATED PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND THEIR CUTE LITTLE WAVY THINGS OR ACCENT OR SPECIAL CHARACTERS. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS ON WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH
OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>> No.15575389

>>15575382
No. Someone acted like an idiot, we were like "you're acting like an idiot" and then we recycled the thread. It's what we do.

>> No.15575392

>>15575387
That's not what trolling is.

Besides, chaos or not, it's good to have a random blithering thread every once in a while.

>> No.15575394

Anyone else hate it when someone posts basically this: We are /tg/ and we are not get trolled, for we are better. It just kind of kills the fun for me as soon as someone posts that.

>> No.15575396

>>15575357
Also possible. But I like my theory better.

>> No.15575400

>>15575394
It's annoying and stupid, but it doesn't kill my boner if that's what you mean.

>> No.15575401

>>15575365
>rolled 8, 17, 6, 12, 11, 10 = 64

Topic Originality 8 - You aren't a new topic, but you also haven't been driven completely into the ground.

Topic Rage-Capacity 17 - As far as topics go, few piss people off more than you do. Not quite Edition War levels of rage, but definitely more than the average "furry player, wat do?" thread.

Charisma 6 - You are a topic that few people really want to associate with, but the rage you cause makes up for that.

OP Image 12 - The image in your Original Post is interesting enough to get people to read the OP, but not so much that they focus solely upon it.

Chutzpah 11 - You're a topic that doesn't give up easily. On average, when you are discussed you will often garner 75+ posts, only about 20 of which are mindless blather, reaction images, and blatant trolling.

Trolldacity 10 - As a topic, you can be discussed seriously or used for trolling in even amounts.

Now that you have your stats, CHOOSE YOUR TOPIC NAME!

>> No.15575407

>>15575400
Well, what I mean is that we can all clearly see that everything is fine and dandy and going smoothly, and then someone decides to be a stick in the mud and make a huge deal about it. Not that I don't have a boner right now, but it just bothers me.

>> No.15575412

>>15575401
Flashlights: More brilliant than the Emprah's guiding light?

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>>15575387

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>>15575412

>> No.15575428

>>15575394
I personally like the little circle-jerking implied in the "Never change /tg/, never change". It makes me feel special. Sparkly and glittery. It is neat.

Also guys, don't forget to noko+sage.

>> No.15575433
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JUST STFU ALREADY YOU FUCKING NO LIFE FUCKING NERDS!

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>>15575433

no it's our board go away

>> No.15575452

Best thread on /tg/ right now

>> No.15575466

>>15575412
>>15575412
Relying on a recent storytime thread about a Dark Heresy LARP that ended in the death of two players because they were running around the woods at night, couldn't see where they were going, and ran off a cliff (turned into a lol-thread when someone asked why they didn't just use their lasguns as flashlights), a thread about you asking whether flashflights are more brilliant than the Emprah's light is started in a derailed troll thread. Pic related is posted alongside you.

You receive four responses in ten minutes. One is a "40k sucks" sage post, two are simple yes/nos, and the last says "lol Emprah's light is worthless in a forest at night."

The other topics on the front page are: 4 40k, 1 Warhammer Fantasy, 2 Magic: The Gathering, 1 "How to good GM/Player?" thread, and 1 Warmahordes.

Wat do?

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This thread is now female space marines

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>>15575466
Fuckin' captcha.

>> No.15575475

>>15575388

I have no face and I must when.

>> No.15575476

>>15575466

clearly we imply that 40k is better then warmahordes and vice-a-versa using samefaggotry

>> No.15575483

I have around 70k gold. You may have none of it.

>> No.15575485

>>15575472

much better now we can rail this thing

>> No.15575488

>>15575466
Minimize all Magic threads, it is no interest of yours! Also, start posting in your own thread with a different name so you can have a conversation with yourself, and trick others.

>> No.15575490

>>15575466
Scream something about heresy at the last poster and then go shit on Warmahordes for using "faggy dreadnought clones" and ripping off 40k.

>> No.15575493

>>15575472
I'd hit that, would I be crushed to death?

>> No.15575506

>>15575483
Haha, poorfag!

>> No.15575511

>>15575466
State that anyone warp-sensitive could use the emperor's light to see in a dark forest.

>> No.15575514

Could any one of us decide to become Sparkles?


I am Sparkles.

>> No.15575517

>>15575514
No! I'M Sparkles!

And so's my wife!

>> No.15575520

>>15575490
>>15575488
>>15575476
Hoping to draw more people into discussing you, you self-post a brief argument between yourself and yourself about 40k NOT sucking, WarmaHordes sucking, and WarmaHordes NOT sucking. This draws a few trolls and carpet-ragers into you, and posters begin to look away from the other threads at the knowledge a grand brouhaha is imminent.

Not knowing that you yourself derailed it, the flesh-bag that initially posted you attempts to bring the thread back on topic by posting a link to the sup/tg/'d storytime thread.

And somewhere, in the digital ether, a foe is watching...

What do?

>> No.15575526
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No, I'm Sparkles!

>> No.15575529

>>15575520
Cast suspicions on the plausible level of technical advancement of the WHFRP world. Also, argue in favor of railroading in the "Hot to good GM/Player" thread.

>> No.15575533

>>15575520
I rip the foe's urethra out.

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>>15575433

>> No.15575539

>>15575517
Your hand can't be Sparkles, Jeb.

>> No.15575544

>>15575536
Shut up you imposter; you're about 3 years too old to be Arya Stark.

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uh huh.

>> No.15575576

>>15575529
Having already drawn trolls and raging neckbeards in from the 40k and Warmahordes threads, you attempt to harness the power of Warhammer Fantasy posters too by suggesting that a flashlight is way better than Sigmar's light. While this doesn't work on all the Fantasy old-fags, it does bring in a few more posters.

You are now at 47 Responses and 23 images. Most of the images are reaction images from angry 40k/Warmahordes players, but a few are of flashlights as some /tg/ers attempt to turn the concept into awesome. There is a discussion of creating a "Shining Filament" chapter of Space Marines in Death Watch, as well as one guy suggesting an Order of the Fleshlight Battle Sisters be draw-fag'd.

There are currently:

17 regular viewers
7 obvious trolls
2 successful trolls
10 old-fags
1 story-timer
1 drawfag

reading you.

>ABILITY UNLOCKED!

You may now influence the posts of ONE READER at a time.

What do?

>> No.15575581

>>15575576
Convince the drawfag to draw a picture of the emperor falling down a dark flight of basement stairs. Proof!

>> No.15575601

rolled 5, 18 = 23

>>15575581
Rolling 2d20 to determine stuff...

>> No.15575615

>>15575576
I get to work on the deathwatch chapter. Fuck yeah.

What exactly would the Shining Filaments do? I guess they use lasguns and venerate the Emperor's Light?

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>>15575080
What is this I don't even

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>> No.15575634

>>15575601
>time 5 - long time
>quality and amusement 18 - it's fuckin' great and everyone fuckin' loves it

DRAWFAG1, influenced by your growing 4chan powers, takes 1.5 hours to draw a masterpiece of drawfaggotry, a perfectly executed and fully colored image of the Emprah falling down a flight of stairs because his Emprah-powers aren't bright enough. Even better, in the corner is Olanius Pius asking if the Emprah would like to borrow his lasgun.

This immediately draws the love and posts of 90% of the 40k crowd, cornering the market and pushing all other 40k threads off the front page.

But now, a new foe! A Call of Cthulhu thread has arisen on the front page, claiming to be "The mature flashlight-setting for mature flashlight-setting players such as myself"!

Also, a troll thread with tits has arisen, drawing trolls away.

You have:

73 responses
38 images

There are currently:

33 regular people
0 obvious trolls
1 successful troll
2 write-fags (both working on Shining Filament Marine writefaggotry)
3 draw-fags

reading you.

What do?

>> No.15575644

on behalf of all ponyfags i would like to apologize for this worthless piece of shit, assuming it isn't a troll

if it is, it's a rather dull one. why hasn't this thread been deleted yet anyway?

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I r pony and I don't approve of this thread.
>All my sage enclosed.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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>OP

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>everybody bawwws about how nazi and bad and nasty our mod is
>anb then there is this thread

>> No.15575665

>>15575634
I issue a call for some drawfaggotry about IG cooking Cthulhu. Because, y'know, cephalopod and whatnot. Also, point out that people with functioning flashlights are the ones that ALWAYS die in horror movies

>> No.15575674

Wait. Are we being trolled or is OP serious?

>> No.15575682

>>15575663
The new mod is pretty cool beans. He just needs to be more lenient on board-related smut.

>> No.15575683

>>15575674

YOU DECIDE!

>> No.15575684

>>15575674
Who cares, it's now a quest thread.

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Op isn't that girl, he's just someone who shopped her picture and tried to get a revenge.

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I didn't shop this picture and you have all been trolled. kthnxbai.

why would i asked for gold when i have 50k anyway?

>> No.15575707

>>15575704

>Jokes on them! I was just pretending to be retarded!

>> No.15575709

Is this a quest thread now?

>> No.15575711

>>15575634
Troll the CoC thread. Post in there stating that the flashlights of call of cthulhu are inferior to those of the Emperor, and that the grimdarkness of the 41st millenium is more suited to people with actual maturity, as oposed to children pretending to be mature.

>> No.15575714

>>15575665
>>15575665
>dammit, this is hard at 4:30 in the morning

Uhhh...

SUDDEN ATTACK! The old Magic: The Gathering thread, the Call of Cthulhu thread, and a 40k thread that got bumped attack you with sage-bombs and trollololololing! ROLL TO DEFEND YOURSELF!

>> No.15575718

rolled 4411, 1652, 8814, 9666, 1828, 1928, 4705, 7356, 6033, 7381, 4594, 541, 8294, 2363, 8783, 5019, 8456, 7241, 9254, 3912 = 112231

>>15575714

>> No.15575723

>>15575704

0/10

>> No.15575735

>>15575709
I'm trying, but I'm running out of ways to make this interesting.

>>15575718
THEY ARE ALREADY 404'D.

Using your amazing topic powers, you deftly repel the invaders and people get back on track with the thread. The Shining Filament Chapter has been write-and-draw-fag'd successfully, and there are now cries of "archive dis shit nao!" resounding from all corners of the thread.

But now, your greatest threat approaches, for the successful troll has just posted a shitscribble of the Order of the Sacred Fleshlight battle sisters.

MOD ATTACK IMMINENT! What do you do, little topic?!

>> No.15575744

>>15575735
GO DOWN IN FLAMES WHILST ROARING THE EMPRAH'S NAME!

I ISSUE AN OPEN CALL FOR ANY AND ALL 40K PORNOGRAPHY - WE SHALL DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH

>> No.15575746

>>15575735
Nothing to do but ride this shit into the ground. We commence work on the emperor's fleshlights, and get others to join in.

And archive it, I suppose, if someone else hasn't already.

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what has happened in this thread is actually sad you see this transexual fag thing that is op wanted gold for its wow account so it came to us and acted all cutesy and what happened was we mocked it and being the vulnerable creature it is it tried to convince us that it trolled us when the reality is much sadder this is now a spiderman thread

>> No.15575753

>>15575746
'Tis unworthy.

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>> No.15575763

>>15575749
>the reality is much sadder this is now a spiderman thread
That is pretty sad. Reported.

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rolled 4 = 4

>>15575735
When in doubt I become an Ork thread.

>> No.15575769

>>15575749
/tg/ doesn't really "do" Spider-Man derails.

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>>15575576
>>15575581
>>15575634

My excellent skills, how much xp do I get?

>> No.15575778

>>15575775
negative XP.

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>>15575778

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>>15575781
>>15575778

>> No.15575786

>>15575781
Negative XP is the only sort of XP awarded for trolling.

>> No.15575790

>>15575786
Actually, good trolling deserves XP. It's sort of like playing an evil character; you still earn XP, just for different things.

>> No.15575794

>>15575753
I think he means archive the Topic Quest hypothetical thread, not THIS actual thread.

>>15575744
>>15575746
Using your evolved cyber-psychological powers, you send waves of thought all across 4chan calling all posters to you with one thought: porn.

You are immediately turned into a pan-board porn-dump the likes of which has never been seen. From /po/ come images of penises being stuck in origami vaginas, from /mu/ comes a collage of wood-wind instruments being used as dildos, and even unassuming /n/ and /fa/ send forth deviant fap-pics the likes of which those weak-sauce fucks over on /d/ couldn't even imagine.

For the first time, all users on 4chan are united in their zeal, wanting nothing more than to post as much porn as possible. The sheer weight of visual debauchary shatters the image cap, and soon there are nigh-four-million posts weighing you down, filling you with strength and knowledge. Knowledge of just what it looks like when a porcupine is used in anal-play thanks to /an/, knowledge of how to beat Super Ghouls and Ghosts using only your penis thanks to /v/, and knowledge of just what it feels like to have a drinking straw inserted into your urethra and tomato soup poured down it thanks to /ck/.

The mods, the janitors, moot himself, none can stop your sudden meteoric rise through the echelons of 4chan. Reality twists itself, turning all boards into /fl/ - Flashlight.

And the rest of the internet will soon follow...

>thus ends TOPIC QUEST! Sorry, but I'm tired.

>> No.15575802

>>15575794
I'm proud of myself. Also, I can finally go to bed now.

>> No.15575811

>>15575794
i fucking love you, /tg/

>> No.15575829

>>15575794
Wait, you did Rita Quest too? Who are you, Derailed Thread Savior Quest Guy?

>> No.15575839

>>15575829

4Chan - The Shameless Plug of a Tabletop RPG for Eloquent Gentlemen has to be made I tell you.

IT. HAS. TO. BE. MADE

>> No.15575853

>>15575794
>images of penises being stuck in origami vaginas
>collage of wood-wind instruments being used as dildos
>what it looks like when a porcupine is used in anal-play
>beat Super Ghouls and Ghosts using only your penis
>what it feels like to have a drinking straw inserted into your urethra and tomato soup poured down it

You do realize that, now that you've said it, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CREATE THESE THINGS. Apart from musical instruments as dildos, you just created 4 new fetishes.

>> No.15575857

Thread of the week IMO.

Started out so fucking shitty, ended up so fucking awesome.

>> No.15575865

>>15575802
>>15575811
>>15575857
Glad ya'll enjoyed it.

>>15575829
I guess so, man.

>>15575839
I'd play it.

>>15575853
I can actually see "beat videogames with your cock" becoming a thing. I really, really can. The internet has wholly disillusioned me.

>> No.15575955

>>15575857

/tg/ - we turn shit to chocolate

>> No.15576019

>>15575955
>/tg/ - we turn shit to... er... non-stinking shit
ftfy

It's still shit, mind you
Just not as reeking as when it started

>> No.15576030

>>15576019
Every little bit helps.

>> No.15576035

>>15576019
>/tg/- we turn shit into chocolate bar-shaped shit

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