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[ERROR] No.15422462 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Awright I've been thinking.

If in the Fire caste, tau women fight alongside their male counterparts, then who's in the kitchen?

>> No.15422465

Drones.

>> No.15422466

Water Caste, since that's all they're good for

>> No.15422468

THE EARTH CASTE.

STUPID-ASS.

>> No.15422469

Robots.

>> No.15422481

gue'vesa

>> No.15422484

>>15422481

Which are partially robots.

>> No.15422492

>>15422465
machines don't know shit about cuisine.

Water castes have other stuff to do, and cooking is often too dangerous for them. As for the Earth caste, they probably don't know much more than drones.

>> No.15422504

>>15422492
> and cooking is often too dangerous for them
WHAT!?

You can program a drone to know about cooking, at the very least enough to make the stuff edible and healthy.

>> No.15422506

Freebirth Labor Caste, Quiaff?

>> No.15422508

Black people.

>> No.15422513

>>15422462
Earth caste is for making stuff. Stuff includes a sammich. Therefore, Earth caste is in the kitchen.

>> No.15422526

>>15422508
black people is kroots, you know. See where I'm going with this?

>> No.15422537

The baker caste. True story.

>> No.15422542

But then, WHO WAS KITCHEN?

>> No.15422556

>>15422542

Another, bigger robot, serving as a mobile kitchen. In fact the Tau make most their stuff into robots.

Apart from sex toys, that was banned after the spider dildo revolt.

>> No.15422557

Kitdchen drone?

>> No.15422562

>>15422556
We went too far with the spider dildos. Never again. We lost too many good men to those bastards.

>> No.15422574

>>15422556
>that was banned after the spider dildo revolt.

That ended with them stealing the time machine and going back in time to become the first Necron Scrabs.

>> No.15422583

>>15422556
so, the tau have robot maids? They really are THIS weeaboo?

>> No.15422588

>>15422574
SUDDENLY, TAU QUEST AND DRONE QUEST MAKE SENSE!

>> No.15422593

>>15422588
>>15422574
AND NOW THEY'RE BACK TO FUCK US!

>> No.15422603

>>15422593

Well they are programmed to behave like dicks afterall.

>> No.15422612

>>15422574
>>15422588

>> No.15422613

>>15422603

>> No.15422618

>>15422506
Neg.

>> No.15422621

>>15422612
THAT IS SO VERY RELEVANT.

>> No.15422649

>>15422603

Yes it was an oversight in their programming, they interpreted dicks as both penises and well, behaving like dicks.

They seem to combine the two very well however.

>> No.15422650

>>15422468
Correct. You win a piece of blueberry pie.

>> No.15422655

>>15422593
Oh... so thats what the spy crab is all about...

>> No.15422662

Some of the other tau, because Space-vagina-heads in shiny armor are useless retards.

>> No.15422718

>>15422650
Right, well, time to bend that tau over the table.

The things I do for the God-Emperor...

>> No.15422752

>>15422718
>>15422650

>> No.15422819

rolled 5 = 5

>Water caste: diplomats and politics
>Earth caste: scientists and engineers
>Fire caste: warriors and military
>Air caste: Pilots and navigators

its not any caste in the kitchen per say but rather the females of one caste. probably earth.

>> No.15424114

this thread is awesome.

>> No.15424139

I remember about that awesome pic of two firewarriors eating rations that looked like burritos.

What does tau cuisine consist in (besides blueberry pies) ?

>> No.15424156

Female Earth Caste engineer nutritious sandwiches.

>> No.15424167

>>15424156
So... More burritos?

>> No.15424209

-1/10

>> No.15424248

>>15424209
>>15424209
I'm not sure you understand how trolling works.

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