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15360082 No.15360082 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Would orks appreciate this gun? Or would they consider it to be too much of a "umie's muckin about fancy shoota"?

>> No.15360094

NEEDS MORE DAKKA

>> No.15360096

U umiez dat make punny dakka with no choppa...

>> No.15360098

They would consider it a muckin' fancy shoota, till they saw how god damned AWESOME that fucking gun was. Then the boss would take it and fuck shit up.

Oh, and paint it red.

>> No.15360101

>>15360098
On that note, why the fuck is that thing desert camo?

Also red is for faster. Green!

>> No.15360102

Problem is that red button on the bottom. They can't resist a red button.

>> No.15360110

Flash Gitz would probably be very fond of this thing (once it is painted red and made orky in any other way,of course), until they find the red button.

>> No.15360111

I don't think they would like it.
this thing is far too clinical, too smooth and too clean.
It might have tons'o dakka, but it won't be satisfactory for them to have and shoot with it.
The recoil does not dislocate your arm and it is far too silent and too small.
For Orks it would need to be at least four times as big, 30decibel louder and use 0.50cal.

>> No.15360113

dat un's got dakka on itz dakka. Itz a burna an a big shoota an a freeza an itz got rokketz. Still not orky enuff unless you stick a choppa on it somewhere.

>> No.15360115

>>15360101
No, black! Black is the killiest!

>> No.15360129

Jean...Baptiste...Emanuel...Zorg

>> No.15360138

First thing they're going to do is press the red button who cares.

>> No.15360151

>3000 round clip with a burst of 3 to 300
WAAAGH!

>the "reply" feature
YOU IZ MUCKIN ABOUT

>rocket launcher
WAAAGH!

>arrow launcher with poison darts
YOU IZ MUCKIN ABOUT

>our famous net launcher
YOU IZ MUCKIN ABOUT

>the always efficient flamethrower
WAAAGH!

>"ice cube" system
YOU IZ MUCKIN ABOUT

>little red button
RED GOES FASTA!

>> No.15360156

They will press the red button and after the first explosion they will turn them into shooting rockets, with even MORE dakka.

imagine a Rocket that freaking shoot a storm of bullets and them it explodes. No shit can survive that.

>> No.15360158
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15360158

OI, 'UMIEZ, DA MAD DOK FIX'D YA FLASH GIT UP.

>> No.15360161

Make it louder and stick two of them together with a chainsaw blade.

>> No.15360166

>>15360161
This. On it's own , nah. As part of a kustom shoota...

>> No.15360169

>Red goes fasta

"Wotz diz lil red button for boss?"

"Shoot fasta of course ya git!"

"Ooh."

And then all the ammo was fired. Simultaneously.

>> No.15360173
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15360173

OI! Wot er' ya boiz muckin about wit'? Dat's a posh humie gun, ain't got enuff dakka to even be a proppa shoota! Ain't even got room to add a choppa to it! Ya won't be ded killy, ya'll be ded killed by da other boiz! Now dis bi, 'e's got da roight idear, but 'e needs to 'ave mo' dakka!

>> No.15360191

Actually, orks wouldn't paint it red, they'd paint it yellow.

AN' KNOWIN' IZ HAF DA BATTLE

WARBOSS_JOE.JPG

>> No.15360202

>>15360110
When they push the red button it Gets hot!

>> No.15360215

>>15360191
Oh god, now I want an entire series of War Boss Joe and his battle with Da Kobra Boys.

>> No.15360225

If only the orks could get their hands on some duct tape...

>> No.15360257

>>15360158
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Ork?

>> No.15360263

>>15360257
Jonn Baptizzt Immanool Ork.

>> No.15360392

With the Replay mode, the Orks actually might be able to hit for once. It's like Markerlights.

>> No.15360406

>Ork Mek lootz Dark Eldar weaponry.
>Develops a weapon what shots micro black holes with the cadence of a Vulcan mega bolter.
Iz 'nugh dakka?

>> No.15360425

>>15360406
Dis ain't near loud enuff. You needz ta put a speaker or summat on it.

>> No.15360440

>>15360406
Only if he finds a way to make them inverse black holes like the fleetkiller bombs in Andromeda.

>> No.15360443
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15360443

Weren't Orks basically trying to buy the gun in the movie already?

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15360467

>>15360425
Now I'm imagining Orks looting Noise Marines.
Am I terrified and aroused.

>> No.15360474

>>15360443

Mandolorians(sp)

Shapeshifters, and all around jackasses.

>> No.15360482

>>15360406

YA DAFT GIT! AIN'T SUCH A TING AS ENUFF DAKKA!

>> No.15360513

>>15360482
Yer a grott, git, iz 'nugh dakka 'kauze it'z killz all the enemies!
Dhink 'bout dhat, no enemies, no waagh!
Wutz ORK ZIENZA HATZ DUNH!!!?

>> No.15360522

>>15360467
Goff Rokkers.

their guitars counted as Force Weapons.

>> No.15360558
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15360558

>>15360215

WARBOSS JOE: A Real Orky Git!

Warboss 'Awk: Old warboss, wears commissar hat cos 'e's da boss

Dook: Ded kunnin git, da boss when 'Awk isn't around.

Snakey Peepers: Renegade Eversor assassin, he is tolerated by his comrades because of the orkiness of his killing frenzies. Seeking revenge against Storm Shadow after he framed him for killing the head of the Assassin Temple and removing his ability to speak (when he's not being a crazy killing machine).

Roadblokk: Real big Flash Git, loadsa dakka. Speaks in rhyme 'n makes good grub.

Tunnel Squig: Annoying gretchin wot is gud at diggin tunnels an' fings.

Sgt. Slaughter: As himself. Always.

In my version though I'd have Cobra as a Tzeentchian Chaos cult.

>> No.15360602

>>15360558
snakey peepers would be a snakebite nob equivalent of the famous kommando Snikrot

YA GIT!

>> No.15360605

>>15360558
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDwTDndm4b8

Oh my, blast from the past!

>> No.15360657

>>15360602
The reasoning was that Snake Eyes was always a bit of an outsider and had his own agenda going on what with his rivalry of Storm Shadow. I figured the Imprial Assassin Temples would be the best analogue for his and Storm Shadow's old dojo. Was gonna make him Vindicare but SE has always been about choppy more than dakka.

>> No.15360664

>>15360082
Would have to be chunkier.
Orks wouldn't think it's reliable enough

>> No.15360706

>>15360657
>rivalry WITH Storm Shadow
>ImpErial Assassin Temples

god damn wtf am I typing

>> No.15360745

This reminds me that I have seen the Fifth Element eight times in the past month.

A capering, impish man who drinks more than a dozen Irishmen has managed to convince my house that these frequent viewings are necessary.

I regret nothing.

>> No.15360784

>>15360745

HOW DO YOU TOLERATE RUBY RHOD

>> No.15360824

>>15360784
By quoting everything he says at the same time, and drinking. We've started to work out a complex drinking game based on this film.

Additionally, the true ending is when Ruby Rhod utters his final line of the movie. The ending is much better.

>> No.15361620

>>15360406
No such 'fing as 'enuff Dakka! He could alwayz strap two of 'um togever, see wot I'm getting at?

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