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I wish Khorne exists, so I have a reason to murder other neckbeards who insult my favorite tastes on an image board. I wish I could track every single one of you, so I can know where I can kidnap your pet and kill it or set your house/apartment on fire.

I wish Khorne exists, so the world would be a better place if we murder each other.

>> No.15354466

take some fucking adderall, dude

>> No.15354479

Remember, down the lines, not across them, and soak your wrists in water after you cut yourself. It makes the world so much better. Sage for noncontributing

>> No.15354481

I wish Malcanthet exists, so I have a reason to lustfully fuck other neckbeards who share my favorite tastes on an image board. I wish I could track every single one of you, so I can know where I can fuck your pet and stuff it with cum or cover your house/apartment in jizz,

I wish Malcanthet exists, so the world would be a better place if we fuck each other silly

>> No.15354494

I wish we were all the little girl.

>> No.15354499

I wish Matt Ward actually existed so I could finally end it all. I've got enough pills here.

>> No.15354508

>>15354481
Fuck off, you fucking faggot.

I fucking hate every single one of you.

Warmahordes fag can shove their models up their ass while I rip off their fucking heads and eat them.

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SLURP YOUR BRAIN TASTES GOOD

>> No.15354516

I wish gamer girls actually exists, so I can get a date and maybe some nookie.

>> No.15354525

>>15354508
FAGS I MEAN FUCKING FAGS

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.15354531

>>15354508
Fuck you, you fucking faggot ;).

I fucking love every single one of you.

Warmahordes fag can shove their models up their ass while I jerk their dick so hard it's almost ripping off and eat their cum.

JERK JERK JERK SLURP YOUR JIZZ TASTES GOOD

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15354544

ITT.

>> No.15354549

>>15354508
>>15354525
>>15354531

The butthurt is strong in this one.

>> No.15354550

I wish Creed existed so I guide huge things in small things and defy the laws of physics.

>> No.15354557

I wish Spess mehreens existed, so I have a reason to murder other heretics who insult my favorite tastes on an image board. I wish I could track every single one of you, so I can know where I can kidnap your pet xenos and terminate it or condemn your battlefleet/planet to the cleansing fires of the Emperor.

I wish Spess mehreens existed, so the world would be a better place if we cast out the traitor, the mutant, and the heretic.

>> No.15354567

>>15354516
>>15354494
There some overlap here?

>> No.15354570

If Khorne existed, so would the Emprah.

therefore, this thread is HERESY.

Not just heresy. Or even Heresy. HERESY. Possibly even HERESY!.

>> No.15354571

YOU WILL ALL PAY.

PAY, I SAY.

YOUR HEADS WILL ALL FUCKING ROLL

AND I AM THE ONE WHO WILL LAUGH THE LOUDEST

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IMAGES FOR THE SLAVES OF HERESY.

>> No.15354606

OP probably slitting wrists right now.

>> No.15354626

>>15354606
Your wrist?

Sure, fuckhead.

>> No.15354627

>nurgle
>not the best chaos God
Well you're a faggot anyway.

>> No.15354632

>>15354557
>I wish I could track every single one of you, so I can know where I can strike with devastating simultaneous DEEP STRIKES

>> No.15354644

Isn't this just that same troll thread where the guy was like 'I wish the dark gods existed so my life wouldn't suck so bad' and everyone was like 'if the dark gods existed you'd be getting stepped on'

>> No.15354654

In the grim darkness of the twenty-first century, there is no OC among the boards, only the laughter of posting trolls.

>> No.15354657
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>>15354462
You think Khorne would favor your pathetic self? Don't insult the Four with your failure of an attempt at hatred. Khorne favors those who seek out and crush the strongest foes they can find through skill.

>so I can know where I can kidnap your pet and kill it or set your house/apartment on fire.
Khorne wouldn't even look in your direction you whelp. A true champion of Khorne would have said "So I can smash down your door and challenge you to mortal combat, where I will cut off your head and bathe in your blood and take your skull!"

Somebody who is so weak that they have to avoid direct confrontation and instead kill weak insignificant pets isn't worthy of saying the Blood God's name.


And let's assume for a second that Khorne does not exist. Khorne was born during our history because champions didn't need a god for an excuse to best their enemies. Khorne was born from the valor of countless heroes and warlords of the past. You just don't measure up. At best you'd be a cultist, cannon fodder for a real champion, or a plaything for him to test his newest axe blade on before battle.

>> No.15354660

>the world would be a better place if we murder each other.
Indeed. Earth is way overpopulated.

>> No.15354694

>>15354657
Is OP cutting his wrists yet? You may have to insult him more.

>> No.15354711

Not even Slaanesh would accept OP, except maybe for some pity sex.

>> No.15354759
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Don't worry, my children! I will accept you all for who you are! You don't have to do anything, you don't have to change, you just have to accept who you are, ailments and all. Look how much fun this favored child of mine is having in this pict. Don't you want to try it out? Just come closer... and give me a hug!

>> No.15354775

>>15354711
Incorrect, Nurgle would love him just the way he is

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15354787

You're all mine already, you just don't know it. Yet. Just as planned.

>> No.15354800

>>15354660

By what standard?

Is it time for a nimby + overpopulation cull logical fallacy festival! I sure do hope so!

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>>15354787
Plannin'?

Dat sounds like youz mukkin' about!

>> No.15354822

>>15354813
If it makes you feel any better, it's a cunning plan.

>> No.15354827

>>15354813
The blood axes want a word with you...

>> No.15354919
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I WHISH TEH EMPRAH EXHIZTS, SOH I HAHV AH REAHSON TOOH PUHRGE OTHURR NEHCKBEAHRDS WHOO INSUHLT MAH FEHVRUT TEASTS OHN AHN IHMEHGE BOAHRD. I WHISH I COULHD TRARCK EHVEHRY SIHNGUL HWAN OHV YHUU, SOH I CAHN KNHOW WHEHRE I CAHN KHIDNAHP YHOUR PEHT HEREHTIK AHND FHILL IHT WIHTH DROHHP POHHDS OHR DROHP TEH STEEHL RHEN ON YHORE HOWSE OHR APAHRTMAHNT.

I WHISH EMPRAH EXHISTS, SOH TEH WHORLD WHUD BHEEE AH BEHTTAR PLAHCE IHF WHEE DROHP TEH STEEHL RHEN OHN EAHCH OHTHURRR.

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>>15354919

>> No.15354946

>>15354827

And Stormboyz.

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I wish friggin' Slaanesh exists, man, so I could like, party it up with some purple skinned daemon chicks instead of those friggin' neckbeards. I wish I could just track down every single one of you assholes, so I could just bust out my super guitar and be like BANANANANANA BODADOOSH, YOUR FRIGGIN' HEAD EXPLODES!
I wish Slaanesh exists, so the world would be a better friggin' place where we all rape each other. And you might think rape is funny. I used to think it was hilarious. "Oh yeah, rape, it's so funny!" Until you BEEN raped.
I wish Slaanesh exists so you could find out what it's like, pal.

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>>15354997
Tonight..
You.

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