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ITT: You have 10 seconds to prove your not a Heretic!

+10 internets if you can tell what I did wrong.

>> No.15152741

In nomine Imperatoris
quid est in Terram
Libera me ab Heretico
Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

>> No.15152743

>>15152735
You gave us ten seconds. YOU ARE THE HERETIC, IF THERE IS SUSPICION OF HERESY YOU SHOOT FIRST. THERE IS NO QUESTION ASKING. Too easy.

>> No.15152744

>>15152735
Go away.

>> No.15152745

You didn't spell it you're.

>> No.15152747

You posted on /tg/
Dispense internets.

>> No.15152748

Ave Imperator
<Makes sign of the Aquila>

also
>your

>> No.15152749

>>15152743

ding ding ding

>> No.15152751
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15152751

I can't be a Heretic.
I am a bear.

>> No.15152752

The Emperor will not judge you by your medals or diplomas, but by your scars.

>> No.15152754

Bearetic?

>> No.15152755
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15152755

"What's an heretic, mister big blue gue'la?"

>> No.15152756

>>15152751

here to preach your furry ways I see!

>> No.15152758

>>15152752

The emperor shall judge you by your grammar.

>> No.15152766

>>15152754

I kind of want to roll up a Chaos warband based on this idea now...

>> No.15152767
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15152767

Tell me, astartes, have you made your daily prayers to Horace the Manul Cat?

>> No.15152771
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15152771

I's nots a heretic, coz I gotz da most dakka! WAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!

>> No.15152773
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15152773

>>15152751
A talking bear?!
Suffer not the mutant to live!

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>>15152767

... "Horace," you say? Welp, you didn't exactly pass the "Prove you're not a heretic" contest with flying colours, but damned if I didn't laugh about it.

>> No.15152780
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15152780

THE THING YOU DID WRONG WAS OFFERING US A CHANCE TO PROVE OURSELVES.

Instead of doing your duty and executing the heretical

>> No.15152782

>>15152773

Unless they're Wulfen, Ogryn, Ratlings, psykers, Navigators, blanks or Squats. In which case, just pretend they aren't mutants or that they aren't real so your merry little empire of stupifying hypocrisy can continue its slow death, as opposed to the fast one everyone WANTS for it.

>> No.15152792
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15152792

HAI GUISE WUT'S GOIN' ON ITT?

>> No.15152794

>>15152780

This. Shoot first, ask later. Emperor wills it!

Plus as picture says... rape water.

>> No.15152797

>>15152782
Hypocrisy in my Catholic Space Nazi Empire?
You must be kidding.

>> No.15152804
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15152804

>>15152773
>>15152756
>>15152754

>> No.15152814

I have 3000 pts of Iron Warriors. Fairly certain that makes me not a her- BLAM - Traitoris extremis.

>> No.15152815

OP here. I see a whole lotta heretics arguing about who burns first. At least you have the dignity to fess up to it.

>> No.15152829

>>15152782
>Squats, Ogryn, Ratlings
Those are deemed in range of acceptable variation of human form.
>Wulfen
That is Space Wolf dominion, they also shoot down Inquisitorial craft.
>navigators, psykers
Did you just call Emperor a mutant?

>> No.15152832

>>15152829
>Did you just call Emperor a mutant?

That monster sure as hell isn't a human.

>> No.15152844
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15152844

800 Points IG, Regiment: Krieg 115th Veteran Infantry

>> No.15152846

>>15152832

>> Emperor is not a mutant
>> Emperor not a mutant
>> Emperor a mutant

that lifespan
those sacrifices
them powers

surely human...

>> No.15152847

>>15152832

In fact, IIRC the Emperor is the pinnacle of human form.

Basically you know this /x/ shit about how the human body is incredibly tough and can actually flip trucks, etc.


The Emperor is this pinnacle (olympic+++ in everything) further enhanced by DAoT tech and being the best psyker, he is also the best biomancer, so enhanced by that.

>> No.15152855

No and go fuck yourself. Everything is heresy, including breathing, including killing heretics, so shut your damned, heretical, cock-holster.

>> No.15152856

>>15152829

IT WAS BORN FROM THE SACRIFICE AND FUSION OF TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DEAD SHAMANS' SOULS AND LIVED OVER THIRTY THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE HORUS SAVED US FROM IT. IT WAS NEVER EVEN *CLOSE*.

>> No.15152866

you cannot prove it.

>> No.15152867

>>15152856

... fuck this. If you need me I will be with Slaanesh

>> No.15152870

>>15152866

because that stopped the spanish inquisition...

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>>15152867

Wait up, I'm coming too. Just let me grab the Commissar.

>> No.15152886

>>15152735
You gave me a chance. Now I summoned a GODDAMN BLOODTHIRSTER AND YOU BETTER HOPE YOU'VE GOT WHOLE FUCKING COMPANY BEHIND MUTHAFUCKA

>> No.15152929

>+10 internets if you can tell what I did wrong.
It's supposed to be "you're" not "your".

>> No.15153004

>your

>> No.15153172
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>>15152735
Be careful of whom you cast assertions of guilt upon, Astartes. If you are so ready to judge others first you must judge yourself.

>> No.15153240

YOU'RE, FAGGGOT

>> No.15153274
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15153274

all are of your pleas of innocence are guilty of wasting my time!

>> No.15153277

I serve the emperor on a daily basis.

>> No.15153284

>>15153277

That's a metaphor for fellatio

isn't it.

>> No.15153288

>>15153284
That would be heresy, so yes and no.

>> No.15153302

YOUR is the possessive form of "you," YOU'RE is the contraction of "you are."

Example: YOUR grammar is so fucking shitty that I wouldn't be surprised if YOU'RE retarded.

You see how that works?

>> No.15153320
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>>15153274
WITNESS MY POWEEERRRRR !

>> No.15153326

witness my moooooves!

>> No.15153332
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15153332

<--- Because this

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15153342

uuuugh

>> No.15153353
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>>15153332
hey bro can i see?

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15153366

No U!

I have an entire squadron of Valkyrie mobile infantry and an infantry platoon with artillery support that says I'm not.

>> No.15153380
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15153380

I'm not a bad guys.

Check my front kicks.

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