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15081746 No.15081746 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You know what? Almost everybody else and their god-emperor (except the Tau) have at least one custom /tg/ chapter/faction/group fluffed out. So let's decide on an Ork WAAAGGGHHH via dice rolls, as most of these other chapters/what-have-you also did.
First, let's roll for the dominant Clan in this waaagh. Roll a 1d6:
1 - Bad Moonz
2 - Blood Axes
3 - Deathskullz
4 - Evil Sunz
5 - Goffs
6 - Snakebitez

>> No.15081763

rolled 1 = 1

Go Blood Axes!

>> No.15081832

Welp, seems like most of our waaagh is Bad Moonz. We'z be swimmin' in teef, an' have da flashiest bitz.
Now for Oddboy likelihood: What kind of Oddboy do we have the most of?
Roll a 1d5.
1 - Doks and Painboyz
2 - Mekboyz
3 - Runtherds
4 - Weirdboyz
5 - Madboyz
'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go!

>> No.15081840

Toofiest and shootiest.
I like this.

>> No.15081858

rolled 2 = 2

come on madboyz!

>> No.15081859

rolled 1 = 1


>> No.15081863

rolled 1 = 1

I'd like some madboyz.

>> No.15081868

So, we have flashiest shootaz there are. If we were Deathskullz I would suggest looted Tau gear.

>> No.15081869

wtf why is everyone rolling 1d1

>> No.15081891

screw tau gear

we haf the most teef.

Lets get us some necron gear up in here!
Also necrorks!

>> No.15081911

OK, so we got a lot of painboyz, and a few mekboyz. Dem painboyz must be filthy rich, and go squig-golfing every weekend. We'll probably see some bling bling body augmentations in this waaagh. Now, our waaagh usually fights indiscriminately, but more often than not, we fight these dudes a lot:
roll a 1d7.
1 - IoM snootnosez
2 - Chaos hooliganz
3 - other Orkz
4 - Eldar pansyboyz
5 - Dark Eldar emoboyz
6 - Tau blueboyz
7 - pesky Tyranids

>> No.15081938
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fukken LURVE this mini

>> No.15081941

rolled 2 = 2

Rollin fer Chaoz gitz

>> No.15081943

da best gunz and da best wagonz around!

>> No.15081946

rolled 1 = 1


>> No.15081948

rolled 2 = 2


>> No.15081950

rolled 2 = 2


>> No.15081953

rolled 7 = 7

Shit, wrong type of die

>> No.15081960

ah snap, I forgot the Necrons in the list. Re-roll, this time using 1d8...

>> No.15081963

rolled 6 = 6


>> No.15081965

rolled 1 = 1


Rollin fer Chaoz again

>> No.15081973

rolled 2 = 2

On it, boss...

>> No.15081984

rolled 6 = 6

Rollin' Fer Da Emprah's Boyz!

>> No.15081988

Well, it seems like dem 'umies an' blueboyz are fast becomin' nuisances. OK, now let's roll for overall combat tactics. Roll 1d6 for a color!
1 - Red
2 - Yellow
3 - Black
4 - Blue
5 - Green
6 - Purple

>> No.15081996

rolled 1 = 1

Can Someone explain to me
what these colors means?
Whatahell Rolling for Green

>> No.15082001

rolled 6 = 6


>> No.15082006

rolled 3 = 3

Come on Purple!

>> No.15082007


Ermm... I believe Red helps them go fasta, yellow means they're rich and thus get HUGE GUNZ, blue means they're lucky and thus have lots of looted rhinos and shit. No idea about the rest. Green = Sneaky gits maybe?

>> No.15082008

rolled 3 = 3

Red - Fastest
Yellow - Flashest
Black - Ded' Killy
Blue - Luckiest
Green - Best
Purple - Dunno. I think sneakiest, because you never see a purple ork.

>> No.15082013

rolled 3 = 3

Rollin 7 for black!

>> No.15082014

Red ones go fasta', Yellow ones got more boom, Black ones are ded killy, Blue ones are lucky gitz, Green ones are true orky, and Purple is sneaky.

>> No.15082017

rolled 2 = 2


>> No.15082041

Oh yeeeah, we be ded killy. We'z use good tactics (or sumfink' like dat), an' our enemies, dey go ded, jus' like dat.
Now we'z need a name, going by konsenshus this time. Also, maybe put in a general 'feel' of our Orkz; are they kinda like the Gangsta with their bling? Would the extra surplus in Tau and 'umie bitz would make them a bit weaboo? (I hope not!)

>> No.15082048



>> No.15082066

definitely gangsta influence what with the teefbling and all

Waaaaghka Dakka Flames

>> No.15082068

rolled 6 = 6

So Gangstah Orks?
Yo Yo Yo?

>> No.15082071

>a bit weaboo?
We'z da Baka Boyz.
We charge afta dem 'umies wif our cry of "AM I KAWAAAAAGH, UGUUU"

>> No.15082083

rolled 7 = 7

Foightin' Boyz.

Yakuza basis, they're known as the "violence group" by the media.

>> No.15082085


>> No.15082096

rolled 6 = 6

i laughed

>> No.15082099

Da Toofy Gubbins klan

>> No.15082111

Well, we got more gangsta than weeaboo it seems. So yeah, we loot Tau guns, modify it, and then send some Flash Gitz to do a taktikhul driveby on them blueskinz. Sometimes we wear some of their yellow armor as bling bling on chains; but more often we wear black. We got a whole lot of painboyz to graft all the bling we get into our skin and teef sometimes, to scare the enemy away.
Last roll of the day: Gork or Mork? 1d2.
1 - Gork
2 - Mork

>> No.15082119

No, no, no!

It should be :

Mork: 1
Gork: 2

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>> No.15082124

Big eyes small teef?

>dat's just not Orky!

>> No.15082131

Anyone remember one of the last decent White Dwarf issues that showcased some guy's Grey Orks? Those were about the only good custom ork faction I've seen.

I think the problem with trying to make your own style Ork faction is that Orks are already crazy unpredictable comic relief, so it's not easy to make them stand out.

>> No.15082132

rolled 1 = 1


>> No.15082137

We're brutal!

>> No.15082138

rolled 46 = 46

Gork it's Brutal but Cunning
and Mork Cunning but Brutal right?
I say Gork

>> No.15082145

rolled 2 = 2


>> No.15082146



>> No.15082155

must stop /tg/...from making mistake. DONT MAKE BLAND. Hey, Make a new clan, and erez ow' we gonna do it.

1. Deff axes- you gets ta' loot and nic' whacha want. Deff axes and deathzkullz would be an awesome combo of values.

2.bad moonz and evil sunz, fuck all if i know what to call it but they would be flash as hell, have more dakka then you can shake a choppa at. (one of them spikey boyz choppaz) and go fast like waaaagh!!!

final option

Freebooters. But since i play a rogue and steal alot, then sneak. im all for the deffaxes....cause bloodskullz sounds chaosy.

>> No.15082182

Okay, so we are da Foightin' Boyz, a gangsta/yakuza themed Ork WAAAAGGGGHHH with a lot of teef. I'm picturing Orks using Tau armor as bling, and get themselves tattooed with tigersquigs on their back, respect 'tradition', and drivebys on Trukks modified to look like a Mustang. Sometimes their Nobs wear pretty black suits and wield long Knoifes dey call 'Cutty-noives' (katanas), maybe this is after fighting against the Rising Sons. Lots of Doks to graft bling on their skin or teef. And still they have dispute over who's best, Gork or Mork.
All we need now is some writefags and drawfags! Feel free to discuss the rules part of the fluff, or expand on the fluff. It's late where I am... Keep da good work, boyz!

>> No.15082193

rolled 12 = 12

We Need to Make the Tau pay for protection if you know what i mean

>> No.15082227

Now I like your thinkin'! Also, LIGHTBULB: Throw in some aspect of 1920s gangsters in there, too. So, pinstriped suits and tommygun-like Big Shootaz?
Also, archived:
Night guys!

>> No.15082390

rolled 89 = 89

We Ar Classy Gents
Nor Payrz For Protection Blueboyz
Or elze

>> No.15082505

So it's the Wu Tang Klan?

>> No.15082515

More like the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Tang Clan

>> No.15082527


>> No.15082566

I imagine the klan's tactics would revolve around driving by an enemy outpost with a trukk, then having a buncha boyz with dakka come out and shoot the whole place to hell.

>> No.15082632

Or just good old fashun drivebys.

>> No.15082753

I suddenly had the image of an ork in golf-attire, smacking a ball with his choppa to see if it hits "some pansy gitz 'ead".
Best sport ever.

>> No.15082795
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any objections that this is our standard boy?
Since we're really shooty?

>> No.15082828

He needs a fedora.

>> No.15082847

No no no, he needs a trilby

>> No.15082856


nobody ever needs a trilby. ugliest hat ever.

>> No.15082864

Take it back you uncultured swine

>> No.15082891
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Boss! Boss! Dis 'umie 'as noice shades. Can we 'ave noice shades too?

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>> No.15082912

only if you make 'em more shooty!

>> No.15082915

So how are nobs going to be called?


>> No.15082945

I like that. I like that a lot.

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'E... 'E ain't rilly ded! Naw, naw, get da painboyz.. 'E... 'E can't be ded.



>> No.15083082


Orkamina confirmed for nob leader.

>> No.15083107

I don't like dat grot Shimun, though. Alwayz whinin', neva waves da boss's banna, neva uses 'is shoota. Just whinez.

>> No.15083117

he isnt ded ya git, he's getting his new cybork upgrade ya stopid son of a squig

>> No.15083147

Oh. Roight. Sorry. We still gotta stomp dem 'umies an' loot dem tankz.

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This was his Mekka

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I will leave this here.

>> No.15083221


>> No.15083226

So... do we have a name for this /tg/ ork faction?

>> No.15083233

"Da WAAAGH tang klan" I fink.

>> No.15083247

So let me get this straight...

>Rich Orks
>20's Gangsters

Fuck the Rising Sons. These boyz are were it's at!

>> No.15083254


>> No.15083269


Don't forget to add.

>> No.15083302

so... do they live with other races? also, they MUST have some contact with dark eldars, because they wont be good yakuza/gansters if they dont trafic with prostitutes.

>> No.15083322

Dis git moight 'ave da right of it.

>> No.15083521

hm.. i have an idea for their origin.

Could it be posible that a massive WAAAHG could take over a hive planet (thats how the planetside cities are called, right?) and after taking over they decided to spare the lives of the humans inside, not for compasion, but to manage the biggest loot an ork could manage to get, an entire city planet? After they spread all over the hive planet, they start to split in different "families", all of them following a top don/oyabun/whatever, but at the same time fighting against eachother to take over terrain and position in the clan.

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sorry just had to draw it.

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>> No.15084154

Calling it now, the Rokk they crashed into their "home base" planet is called "Da Moon Saila".

>> No.15086823

Serious question. What is the preferred weapon of the Waagh Tang Klan. Tommy gun or Katana?

>> No.15087036


Get that shit out of here. You can't chop with a katana, and Orkz iz ALL about choppin' in melee.

Tommy gunz fer da boyz. LOTSA dakka.

>> No.15088656

Holy shit, this thread made it this far? You guys are an amazing bunch I tells ya. MORE TEEF FOR EVERYONE!
So far, reading the thread, I like the idea of Waaaniki nobs, our clan taking over a hive planet, and the name Waaagh Tang Klan. Also on 'trading' with Dark Eldar, what about we trade some of the hive populace for gear and bitz? Maybe we also deal with Freebootaz?
We also need special characters and stuff like that. Also, we need to fluff out their conflicts with the Tau and IoM; Maybe we view them as coppers? I'm picturing the Tau like the Japanese police and the IoM like American police... and we're the criminal element.
Keep up the good work, boyz!

>> No.15089088

But boss we needz ta sleep. I'll do in in da mornin'.

Bloody stinkin' Waaaniki...

>> No.15089392

No prob boyz, morning will come soon enough. Get yer well-deserved sleep, for tomorrow, WE WAAAGGHHH IN HELL!

>> No.15089482

actually, choppin' is one of the few things you can actually do with a Katana. But it doesn't realy fit in the Ork style... well, maybe a asian themed Rogue Trader/2nd Edition Stormboyz Squad.

>> No.15089584

1d4chan page is up!
Edit whenever necessary.

>> No.15090967

So... whall we continue?

>> No.15091735

Yeah, sure, go ahead! Sorry for replying this late, I have some family matters to attend to.
I still think we'd need more drawfags and writefags on this, especially writefags. Also if there's stuff you guys object/have ideas to, feel free to post! GET A WAAAAGGGHHH ON, PEOPLE!

>> No.15091924

Bumping for writefags and/or drawfags. Have you guys liked the idea so far?
Also, reposting a bit of fluff from 1d4chan:

Most Doks and some Warbosses usually play a game called 'Galf' in the lulls between waaaghs, picked up from the former elites of the hives they now control. It involves using a special crooked stick (the 'Galf-stikk') to hit a 'Galf-ball', in the hopes the Galf-ball hit some git's head squarely and knock the git out. The Galf-ball can be anything from an albino Squig, some unlucky grot painted white, or even skulls, as long as it's round-shaped and white in color. Sometimes, the Galf-stikk is enchanched with rocket addons, but most Orks prefer using ordinary, un-rocketed Galf-stikks.

>> No.15092041


Until recently, the top Galfa on the planet was "Tiga in da Woods", but he was exiled from his house when it was discovered that he was fighting in battles that the rest of the house didn't know existed. Since that time, he has come with the closest ork analogue to the human condition of "depression", meaning he occasionally is only a little happy after a battle. While he still fights for the Waaagh Tang Klan, he no longer finds himself winning Galf Games, often taking three or four more Galf-Balls to knock out a git.

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