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>> No.15008389

this dude is the most (un)fortunate traveler ever

>> No.15008396

I once played Changeling Austin Powers. Your bards have nothing on me.

>> No.15008398

Also, where can I find the rest of those?

>> No.15008414

rolled 14 = 14

>>15008398
http://andersson.elfwood.com/

>> No.15008437

>>15008414
Very funny, I know how to look at pics and that's the first place i tried. but searching 'bards' there brought up waaay to many undesired results.

>> No.15008488

anyway, more like this.

>> No.15008509

>>15008414
well, tnx for the help anyway.

>> No.15008515

>>15008414

Fuck the bard (not literally), these are awesome.

>> No.15008527

>>15008515

>Amphibious Undead Army

Brilliant!

>> No.15008555

bards in sphess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uCciEhtzGU

>> No.15008564

Jesus Christ how horrifying.jpg

>> No.15008573

Guys, hijacking my thread is fun and all, but couldn't you at least come up with more, say, funny pictures? I could use the loughs. That's why i was searching for bard pics in the first place.

>> No.15008586

Don't worry, his +50 to Diplomacy and Bluff should get him out of this.

>> No.15008589

rolled 17 = 17

>>15008573
related?

>> No.15008596

>>15008573

Fine, have a Mexican bard.

>> No.15008597

>>15008564

something about horse skulls is fucking terrifying

>> No.15008606

>>15008586
Tnx

>> No.15008616

>Why boner?

>> No.15008628

>Loli
>rock
>vagina

Can not unsee.

>> No.15008636

>>15008628
Fuck you, now I see it too.

>> No.15008642

This is why I play bard. Fuck being able to fight your way out of a problem. Fuck being able to be a walking death bringer. Ya'll hating when I persuade my way to get double the reward money and half price on all my goods. Ya'll mad when I talk my way out of a bar fight. Ya'll upset when I sing epics of our journey, with me as the main character.

>> No.15008643

>>15008628
thanks for pointing that out jack ass

>> No.15008654

>> No.15008659

>>15008642
Actually I just want something to lol at. anyway, your bard.

>> No.15008669

Behold the tale of how a Bard (and some companions) slew a mighty dragon!

>> No.15008677

So it finally comes out. The reason why elf men get so frazzled by our women is that their women don't got any badonkadonk.

>> No.15008680

>>15008642

If you pull "It was really me doing all that shit!"

No, I ain't even mad. Mainly, because all frustration has been worked out on that bloody smear that used to be you.

Don't try to steal another mans credit, dawg.

>> No.15008708

>>15008680
Nah. I have all the expensive stuff cause I get the best deals. So they keep me around because of that. Then there's the fact I carry a violin with a hidden crossbow. So I'm always called in when we need to take out a lone target. And of course there's is my hoard of alchemists fire I carry everywhere.

>> No.15008753

>> No.15008757

>roll bardic knowledge checks every time anything happens ever
>KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD
>BECOME THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM
>GIVE LIBRARY CARDS TO EVERYONE
>NOT THE VAMPIRES THOUGH
>FUCK THOSE GUYS

>> No.15008786

>>15008757
Fucking vampires is a dangerous thing, even for a bard.

>> No.15008814

>>15008753
Pffhahahahahahahaaa
That wizard is great

>> No.15008841

>>15008753
Them fucking wizards man.

>> No.15008891

>>15008753
The bird is not amused by the wizard's faggotry

>> No.15008925

>>15008891
>The chick is not amused by the wizard's faggotry

Get it? bird? chick? a chick is also a girl? hahaha I'm killing myself.

>> No.15009115

>> No.15009160

>> No.15009230

>> No.15009241

>>15009160
is he really complaining about huge breasts in d&d art (not that i can even recall any, even in the old editions) when he does this sort of shit

>> No.15009278

>>15009241
Ayyyyyyyyup.

>> No.15009280

>>15009241

so he makes one alliteration joke and suddenly he's complaining?

>> No.15009296

MFW it's all Rule 34 lite.

>> No.15009307

>>15009280
one alliteration joke carried out by three characters based on something that doesnt actually occur in D&D

>> No.15009321

>>15009230
>"I OWE YOU WHAT?"
>*pleaselethimsaysepleaselethimsayseex*
>"A NEW SET OF CLOTHES"
>*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
Silly Tsundere Elf he doesn't even know you are a girl.

>> No.15009368

Apparently characters of all colorations exist...except in the art, where most characters are as white as this dog and all of the women have tits.

>> No.15009421

>>15009321
Correct.

>> No.15009511

>>15009321

If she was a Lycan, this problem would have already been solved.

>> No.15009716

>>15009368
People like drawing what they are, unless they're forced or have a fetish. Then if you are white and are asked to do some racial group you might be likely to turn it down for fear of your reputation being ruined if you do it wrong and come off as racist.

>> No.15009762

>>15009716

Tough luck. They're getting paid more than the average person who does real work to not do all that much work at all.

If they can't stomach it, they best expect people who aren't punk bitches to call them on it.

>> No.15009843

>>15009762
>He thinks artist get paid substantial wages!

No seriously the average artist has a second job to support his first one.

>> No.15009880

>>15009843

Unless they draw furry porn on commission. I know this completely straight (and non-furry) chick that's made a name for herself in certain furry circles. Get's payed upwards of $300 bucks per drawings that take a few hours each, plus colouring.
Being willing to draw just about any fetish helps. She said one of the only orders she refused was for a a pic of a a father (fox, i think) having intercourse with a cub/pup/baby that was STILL COMING OUT OF THE MOTHER'S WOMB. Short of that though, she'll do just about anything, and get's paid well for it.

She thinks her customers are sick fucks, but they pay well.

>> No.15009921

>>15009880

Dayum. Makes me wish I could draw.

>> No.15010007

>>15009843

Someone's never seen what Furaffinity artists charge for shitty commissions~

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