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14902608 No.14902608 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Can I get a 40k funny pictures thread going please I will dump what I have.

>> No.14902624
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moar

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you may find it funny... I find it heartwarming

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and moar

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>>14902634
already got it lol

>> No.14903872

>>14902635
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU SLIPPERY BIRD FISH BASTARD

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>>14902635
in color

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>>14902608
Only one I got.

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By the emperor im bumping to save hundreds!

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Ill Keep Bumping till i Run out of warhammer funnies you heretical /tg/ members! No Get In Here and Give us support! Also FOR THE EMPEROR!

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>>14905198
>I see no costume...
>exactly

>> No.14905900

NO RECENT CONTENT! NOWHERE!

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you clearly need more adeptus mechanicus in here

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>>14905940
>>14905878
Ah Finally SUPPORT. THANK YOU FOR COMING BROTHERS!

>> No.14906016
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dude, chill, the techpriests are here to tell you that the machine spirits know to relax

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they also know how to rock!

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but I guess our romance is somewhat difficult to understand for you guys

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but of course, not all of our woman are good looking, I mean, just look at her!
Nice face, but the body...

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but women werent the theme we were going for, now lets put on some binary music and rock this house!

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BTW, I found this strange servoskull in the high grass on a forge world lately, it seems to be able to produce electricity, very convenient.
Usually, I hold it in a spheric containing device that is painted in our favourite colors, red and white halves with a black line inbetween!

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Sigh, Sometimes I dont get why I always get the the children surveillance shifts, maybe its due to my inbuild helium tank?

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Oh well, its not always THAT bad, at least some of the children treasure their machinery and do really care for it

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Even in Death I serve the everlasting war on Entropy.

>> No.14906154

>>14906025
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfMMc-C-p6c
>>14906113
it has to be a troll, right?

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Oh, excuse me for a minute Inquisisaurus rex just visited, will be back shortly, he always is a bit clingy when he sees his creators

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Hi guys. Am I late for CC?

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>>14906143
...S-Shinku?

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tss, while I talked with inquisisaurus, little darius ran of with his servoskull, I bet he is making plans for toy mechandrites again, please tell me when you find him

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BLOOD FROM THE BLOODBANK!

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>>14906113
I've seen worse.

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>>14906143
>>14906172

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It still puzzles us why most other people are so weird. Are emotions really that troubling?

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>>14906190
Good God...

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Beware the fearsome warmachines of the Asstardtes!

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Dog Emperor of Furkind

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Oh well, I guess I can deal with them. Even though they didnt seem to be interested in this strange archotech model of a *duel* I discovered!

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>>14906208
>Dog
>it's clearly a lion
What the hell is wrong with you?

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>>14906190

>> No.14906231

>>14906219
Cardgames on Scout Bikes!!

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but of course, every techpriests has his secrets. Once in a while, we need to drop plans or prototypes of strange and most of the time useless devices on planets, so the inquisition has something to do.

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>>14906208
So what you will about furries and their ilk.

Some of them are pretty good artists.

Sad that they waste their talents on furfag commissions though.

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>>14906226
I couldn't find my other fur-emperors :/

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Of course, even we have sometimes a little argument with machine spirits

>> No.14906269

>>14906208

Looks more like Sanguinius

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IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

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we have so much work to do, but sometimes even we make a joke

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GUYS,YOU TAKE COVER! HERE I COME!

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its a hard techpriests life, but we love our work

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well, OP, I hope you appreaciated that the adeptus mechanicus kept your thread alive until all these people came by to post some other pictures for you. I guess I can go to my wife now, and... spend a bit of time with her, watching the future

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ugh, she wanted me to post this picture of her, sigh, please forgive her, she was young and it was a hot day, so she wasnt properly dressed. Please excuse the exposed, weak flesh

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GRIMDARK!

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even if this is actually M:tG NPH, and not Ad Mech,

I think that it kinda fits.

also, full version linkage

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/652004#search=Magic_the_Gathering

warning, is not futa.

>> No.14906436

>>14906411
Damn you!
I just had the hardest boner, reading Nana & Kaoru.
And then there's this asshole.

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really, /tg/?
We, the adpetus put some effort into this thread (not much, but hey), and you cant even move three pictures after us? with all those 40k parody pics around?
Hell, you havent even posted KULTIST-CHAN yet!

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>>14906688
Here you go.

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>>14907045
PAULDRONS! SO MANLY!

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>>14907111
You need a good pair of sunglasses for those days.

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All hail the Emprahsque

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>>14907395
ALL HAIL HIS HUGENESS!

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>> No.14907599

>>14906343
I showed this picture to my girlfriend once. She was horrified. I asked her why.
Long story short, that child will never be able to empathize with it's parents.
Quite sad, really.

>> No.14907608

>>14907599

um... okay?

why made her say that?

>> No.14907642

>>14907608
Biologically speaking, the mother feeding nutrients to the fetus that she processes herself through the umbilical actually affects the baby's ability to recognize/feeel for its parents.

>> No.14907645

>>14907599
That's why. Who would want something as unproductive as personal childcare?
It might look sad from an emotionalized point of view, as we are drilled to see parents taking care of their child, bearing their child and so on as something positive. Such directives can change quite easily in a modified system of morality.
If your priority is surveillance of the genetic investment, a breeding tank is the way to go.

>> No.14907666

>>14907645
From an incredibly pragmatic point of view, yes, it is the most effective thing. But it will seriously affact and even stifle the child's emotional development on a very primal level.

>> No.14907683

>>14907642

and Ad Mech fetus tech wouldn't be able to work around it?

>> No.14907694

>>14907666
And that's whyit's done. What does a Mechanicus want with emotion?
Emotion is for the fleshlings, not for the devine machine.

>ativelle Aristotle
I don't think he has anything to do with it, but thank you, captcha

>> No.14907705

>>14907683
You can make a ragdoll mother for the monkey, but the monkey will still grow fucked up.

>> No.14907712

>>14907666
Also, meta incoming, I think that's the second time this week I score 666 on the post number.

>> No.14907725

>>14907642
I... what?
That makes no sense. Recognition memory only starts several months after the baby is born

>> No.14907735

>>14907705

well, yes, but in a far future in which making super soldiers out of kidnapped third-worlders is a viable plan, having vat grown humans be a-okay works fine.

also, I'm pretty sure that the Ad Mech aren't all Brave New World in their handling of childern of priests.

>> No.14907737

>>14907712
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvcsasyuP8w
Omedetou, That Guy-kun.

>> No.14907742

/tg/- Make a thread about funny 40k pictures, get a debate about fetus.

>> No.14907752

>>14907725
She may have been wrong. Cite/debate it as you will, I've been on 4chan too long tonight.

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>>14906081
>>14906025
>>14906016

>> No.14907823

>>14907694
>>14907683
>>14907666
>>14907645
>>14907725

WARNING: INCOMING SCIENCE!

*ahem*

While it is probable that AdMech tech will invariably have substitutes for it, but the process of parent/child bonding is actually a relatively nuanced institution, primarily in feedback loops to the mother in order to promote optimal parenting behavior. Now, this is predicated on a number of systems, primarily due to drops in prolactin and subsequent negative feedback of oxytocin and other boring stuff. Needless to say, it's not as simple as taking the kid away and providing it with a surrogate:

Have a (very sad) video of a baby monkey who's mother is replaced with a wire-frame that looks like a monkey:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLrBrk9DXVk

Also, because none of you will believe me, have some actual sources:
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18760310
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17636727
>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17355399

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>> No.14907856

>>14907823
Who needs a fan-made picture of a science fiction universe if you can as well have SCIENCE! ?

>> No.14907966

>>14907823
>>14907725 here, Your sources all deal with investigations of parent and children interaction post-childbirth (tl;dr: parents and children should have more exposure to each other instead of post-childbirth separation).
>>14907642 Seems to be saying that nutrients fed to the fetus in utero processed by the parent differ greatly to nutrients from other sources and contributes to parental recognition, which I doubt.

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Posted this one a while back. Forgot about it until I saw someone quote it in a Dark Heresy story.

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>>14907987
And I got the idea to make a sequel with themes of coping, redemption, recovery, and overpowering love.

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>> No.14908071

>>14907966
true enough, but the person responding to him was talking about general personalized child care. As for the self/not-self recognition, I was hesitant to respond before looking for papers (which I then declined after a minute or two, because, fuck work) because I'm slightly hazy on it but IIRC it's less to do with the nutrients than with immune contact (which would be linked in turn to the MHC the baby got from the mum, but expanded upon later).

So, uh... yeah, you're right. Polite sage as it's off topic

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hello.

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bump

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Shit that hasn't been posted a million times ..

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>> No.14909269

>>14909199
but that has been posted a million times...

>> No.14909551

>>14909118

>I don't remember Hail to the Chief having lyrics

Hail to the Chief, we have chosen for our nation/
Hail to the chief, we salute him one and all/
Hail to the chief as we pledge cooperation/
In proud fulfillment of a great noble call!

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>>14909199

I just laughed so hard that I cried.

So as not to waste valuable 40k-funny space, here's one of my favorites.

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>> No.14910951

requesting the "wat da zog thats not how yer waugh" picture

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....and the little mutant that could eventually realized he in fact could not, because he was a blight on the glorious emperor's dominion, and died. THE END.

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dawn of war 2 is a miracle of the universe

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>> No.14915344

>>14915214
ahaha. i love this

>> No.14916375

>>14907642
Your girlfriend is wrong. Slap her up a bit.

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>> No.14916711
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I'm gonna set this over here. You might need to zoom in to get a good look at it.

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