/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>14872514
Nou

>>14872514
You have a dinky sword.

C'MON AND MAKE ME, YA BIG STOOPID 'UMIE GIT! IMMA STOMP YA AND CHOP YA AND SHOOT YA TILL YER A RED SMEAR ON DA GROUND, AND DEN I'LL TAKE DAT HAT!

female orks? THATS EXTRA HERETICAL

Well this was very amusing and all, but go back to terrorizing your guardsmen and leave my company alone. You're an Emperor-Forsaken manic if you think a commissar has any authority whatsoever over a captain of the holy Astrates. If you leave now I won't contact the Lady Inquisitor and tell her you're interfering with her operation.

>>14872514
Fine by me.
Bring it on.

RAAWRR

DEVOUR THE HERETICS

She's going to need a bigger gun.

>>14872514
That thing on your arm doesn't look like an eagle or a skull... WHO IS THE HERETIC NOW?
Also, WHERE'S YOUR CHAINSWORD?

Your Imperium is but a mere fragment to the glorious might of Phyrexia. His glorious armies are soon to come, to bring the entire universe together under the perfection of phyresis. You shall not stop us. You may fight us, you may win battles, even wars, but you will eventually fall to our might.

Also, I just infected your armor with a virulent plague while I was making that speech.

>>14872875
no but you will answer to an inquisitior of the ordo xeno...
...and his very big warship
you heard the warship part right?

>>14872907
*yawn*

not my department

Why -hello- there, pretty one. I didn't know you were so brave as to try to attack -me-, mmm. But...you've looked at me already, it's too late. Come join me, and I will show you delights you never, ever thought existed...and you will remain beautiful, perfect, and incredible for all eternity...so long as you serve Me.

>>14872922
...

>>14872922
still not my department, and quit drooling on my boot

>>14872908

You seem to have glossed over the part of Captain Casiuss's speech where he says "And if you leave now, I won't tell the LADY Inquisitor that you're interfering with her operation". As in the female version of the Lord Inquisitor. As in a Inquisitor ranked higher then you.


So I gather there was some problem with the good captain then?

>>14872878
that is actually pretty terrifying.

Too right Captcha: clothes leston

>>14872907
:D Someone call for Typhus?!

>>14872950
what ordo was she working for?

>>14872969
Xenos, I believe.

>>14872977
i was under the impression it was hereticus.
no wonder all the aliens left

>>14872942
>>A fucking chaos god just manifested
>>Not my department
>>MFW

>>14872953
You know, it's the funniest thing, I just got done reading his Lexicanum page on a whim and what's the first thing on /tg/ after I get back? This.

>>14872986
we inquisitors take or job seriously man.
if it aint an alien i dont give a fuck

>>14872986
Ordo Xenos and Ordo Malleus are two different organizations.
It is like the DMV and the police. You can only call one when your house is broken into and you can only call the other when you need to renew your license.

>>14872999
Unless you're being written by Abnett. In the course of three books, Eisenhorn (ordo xenos) fights aliens ONCE.

Daemons and heretics? SO many fucking times.

>>14872996
:3 SOMEONE DOES LOVE ME!
TAKE THAT ABADDON!

>>14873030
thats because hes a show offy douche.
im just doing my job and hes just killing heretics like he has nothing better to do.
makes the rest of us look bad

>>14873030
>>14872999
>>14873028

Actually what Ordos a Inquistor belongs to just shows what they specialize in. If a planet next door is being attacked by daemons, but the only inquisitor nearby is Xenos, they're still expected to show up.

Kill the Heratic? Kill kill kill, wanna kill the heretic.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!

>>14873088
*presses deployment button*

>>14873086
true but dont tell the boss that

>>14873088
I read that in Space Orb's voice.

>>14873185
Huh, me too.

>>14873063
Oh my precious Typhen, why would you ever think that no one loves you? I love you so very much my dear, dear child, and all my other children do too! Every one of the million plagueflies that live inside you loves you so, so much. All the billions of my cultists accept you just the way you are. We're all one happy family Typhen, and nothing will ever come between us.

>>14873299
;-; I LUV U PAPA.

Abaddon was a Meany who said that no one loved me and that I was adopted.

He also made fun of my tutu.

>>14873382
You WERE adopted, but Papa still loves you.

rolled 26 = 26

>>14873382
Now that's pathetic.

>>14873487
TED! You've returned from the Crusades! And grown a MARVELOUS set of breasts!