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40K FUNNY GENERAL

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YO DAWG

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THERE ONCE WAS A MARINE ON A BLACK AND WHITE BIKE.

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OP here, um.../tg/ what the fuck is with you and racism?

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IN THE HAPPYCUTE FUTURE OF THE 41ST MILLENIUM...

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Classic.

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>>14841792
Where? The one with Xzibit parodies the man himself, not his race. Have you never seen Pimp My Ride?

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>>14841792
>OP here, um...4chan what the fuck is with you and racism?

Ftfy.

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"We shall capture this for the Emp- OH SWEET TERRA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM. FORGET THE LD. CHECK, RUN YOU FOOLS!"

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If only i could find that copypasta about how some Loyalist and Heretic Marine chapter names seem kinda fucked up...

>> No.14841834

>filenames of the first two

>mfw

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Part 1.

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What's the name of the artist that did all of these comics?

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Part 2

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>>14841834
Beat me to it.

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>>14841840

go to deviant art and type in cultish chan

theres your answer you fug nugging shit whore

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TRIPLE KAN, INTA DA FIGHT!

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>>14841857
Shit on a shingle! That's not very nice.

But thank you anyway.

>> No.14841865

nah, i love you man...sorry for my agression....its just that i saw some heresy

also my personal fav

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>>14841851

>Maximum FUCK

That makes me laugh every time.

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>must not fall....to hursay
>the emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i needthe emperor is all i need

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ok

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>>14841876

I prefer this.

>> No.14841898

This thread pleases the Emperor.

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>>14841895
I was in the process of posting that when you posted it.
Christ, there needs to be more funny 40k pics.

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Not funny, but just thought I'd give this story a bit more exposure.

Ave Gav.

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>>14841885
i own that piece. its under my bed atm. if i remember correctly its a police helicopter. man, the golden age of lego was the best age

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You have all proved your loyalty, but word has come in on the vox

POST MORE PICS

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This is all I have.

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>>14841997
another from this set.

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Anyone else in here?

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Gotta love this guys face.

He's just so fucking stoked.

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>>14841895
I would watch the shit out of this.

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last from me, anyone else?

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>>14842070
OK I lied, two more.

1/2

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>>14842070


2/2
a fav of mine

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OP, back from the bathroom

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i wish i had more to contribute friends

i mean this ones not actually even funny

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>>14842105
It would be neat if a game of Magika could be modded to that pic.

>> No.14842140

>>14842105

I would play the SHIT out of this.

>> No.14842154

DONT YOU DIE ON ME

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IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH LIVE DAMN YOU...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

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I need to model this dread

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i would watch the shit out of this

>> No.14842172

anyone have that story about the Ogryn, his sergant and the potatoes?

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>>14842165

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>40k
>funny
>full of retarded adviceguardsman

Yep, it's like every time I think guardfags can't get worse, they prove me wrong.

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Payin' it back.

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>>14842172

http://1d4chan.org/Gav_and_Bob

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>>14842185
reading that in her voice is impossible after half way. It takes 100% of my cpu power

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>>14842199
Maybe you just need to work on your cultist voice.

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One of my favorites.

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>>14842196
some one forgot sigmar

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>>14842187
>>14842187

fuck your shit, i bet you play sm...I dont take kindly to your kind

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>>14842224
Like I give a fuzzy fuck what you don't take kindly, guardfag.

At least I can have sex/mastrubate without having to put a thousand men to death.

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>>14842237
>>14842237

you seem upset? I would be to if I was born with power armor instead of a penis

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>>14842247
>herpaderp u jelly, madfag?

Go make the commisar bolterpistol some poor schmuck in the head, that's about all you're good for.

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Silly Heretics YOU WONT SURVIVE A MINUTE IN THE RING WITH ME! OH YEAH BROTHER!

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>>14841976

Thats silly poisoning houses does nothing, you should rape the houses poison the women and burn the water.

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>>14842267
>>14842267

fucking lol, I am not even trolling you and you are getting pissy....

I dont give a fuck what you play, but pardon but dumb bitch whore fuck shit ass for posting pics I genuinely found mildly amusing

>yf atm

>> No.14842291

I really wish I had the one of the Tau getting his heart torn out by the Sister. I guess I didn't save it.

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>, but pardon but dumb bitch whore fuck shit ass for posting pics

Try that again, in something resembling sense.

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>>14842280
Because burning the water really does something...

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>>14842307

Yes it does, if you burn the water then then who ever you're attacking only has solid land to run across and is easier to shoot.

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>>14842320
But you can't burn water. Boil it at best.

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>>14842302

fine....I...I'm sorry for having opinions u~guuu

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one of my favs

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>>14842327

With enough heat anything will set on fire, does promethium float and how hot does it burn?

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>, but pardon but dumb bitch whore fuck shit ass for posting pics

wtf you trying to say boy?

PS: i drew you a reaction image

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>>14842332

and? if you recall, i never begged for contributions. I am just putting these on here incase anyone needs to expand on their 40k funny.

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>>14842340
>>14842340

saved

also dat potential khorne reaction face

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>>14842340
non-guardfag translation as follows

I cannot argue with you, because i'm too stupid. Instead here's a collection of naughty words. Hopefully one will offend you. Good day.

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>>14842350

I've dumped all I have... please, sir, may I have another?

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the tyrannid and khorn racers are so cute

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>>14842361

sure
>>14842358
what ever helps you sleep at night, I play guard and I am good with them. I am sure you are a decent player as well.

also, there are worse things than IG players----like those faggot anime mecha loving tau players

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>>14842291
This it?

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>>14842380
No, there's nothing worse then a guardfag. Except a orcfag who thinks talking like a hoarse cockney asshole is the hight of wit.

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>>14842390

Yes, thank you!

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>>14842392
this one always makes me tear up a little.

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>>14842394
players who try to talk like orks and shout WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH are the only ones who actually seem to enjoy playing the game

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>>14842405

I didn't post it in my dump. I didn't think it was funny.

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>>14842394

well at least theres something worse, im curious though, what race do you play? I have no doubt its sm....and if it is then I must ask you this. You criticized my guard shit, and yet sm has the hurrrr for teh emprah...butt---i mean battle brothers, etc

just some food for thought

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>>14841917
GREAT FLAAAAMING EYEBROWS

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>>14842405

join the club

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>>14842392
Isn't this by that neo-nazi artist?

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>>14842405
the guy got what he deserves for falling to chaos. in a world where demons are not real its sad but in 40k its a ok

>> No.14842443

>>14842435
Yes and no
See, its picking jackboots or devils.
Or blue boys if you are a fag like that.
It is all shit.

>> No.14842444

>>14842431

ok, that filename got me to laugh. I think I can one up that, or at least try

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>>14842422
Old Demonhunters, haven't yet picked up GK, Tau, Eldar, Deldar, a few flavors of SM, Sisters, and a tiiiiny collection of kroot/nids. But that doesn't matter, because if you'll notice, nothing i've posted goes HURF DURF GUARD IS DA BOMBDOGGITY! WE'RE SO MANLY AND AWESOME!

Ergo, even if I played guard (which I don't) I wouldn't be a guardfag.

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>>14842443
1 wants to kill you, the other thinks we have a better chance fighting together. I'm not saying the imperium is actually "good" in anyway tho

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>>14842432
Yeah, that guy. Has the gall to go on about other factions being Mary Sues when he has the most Sue-ish as fuck OC cultists.

But he does some nice art now and then, irrespective of personal, facist inclined ethos.

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>>14842451

hmmm, well what ever makes you feel superior

>> No.14842521

>>14842489
you give a inkling of back story, or originality to a character and every one starts spouting "Mary Sue" "Mary Sue".

>> No.14842523

>>14842392
I get what this guy's trying to say but it really doesn't work when you're dealing with Chaos.

>> No.14842539

>>14842521
Mary Sue in this case means a cultist standing on a pile of dead Space Marines holding a bloody knife.

>> No.14842541

>>14842491
As opposed to the relentless spamming of adviceguard in non guard threads?

You guardfags shit up 40k, with your relentless fucking spamming and 'Humanity! Fuck Yeah!' bullshit.

Anything slightly xeno related? You better believe guardfags are gonna show up. Space Marines, ooh, guard are incoming.

It. Is. Fucking. Obnoxious.

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>>14842435
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>>14842467

I think all of you can expect a visit from the inquisition soon for the moral threat you pose.

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>>14842589
but i was agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing with what was happening D :
>>14842539
its fun to draw stuff like that at times, besides what most people don't understand is how much artists love their repetitive characters, its hard not to spoil them sometimes

>> No.14842643

>>14842633
The whole point of the character is to be shown in these situations though. It isn't a some times thing.

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>>14842318
Anyone got the original of this?

>> No.14842658

>>14842589
Just as planned...

>> No.14842659

>>14842633
But it wasn't just some times, it was EVERY.DAMN.PICTURE. If he wan't killing space marines he was raping sisters of battle or carving Chaos symbols into dead commissars. It went far beyond indulging a little and straight into obsession.

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>>14842659
I wish I could pull some up as examples but his DA account was closed for obvious reasons.

>> No.14842683

>>14842659
yea you are probably right. If you place a character in some one's universe then you have to play by their rules

>> No.14842706

>>14842683

Well, it's more to the point that the entire portfolio of art was designed almost exclusively for the purposes of... whatever you call it when someone gets so butthurt by something that is mildly offensive at best and has no factual effect on their life that they develop a near-obsessional need to 'prove' their counter-point.

There has to be a word for that, since it comes up far too often these days. If not, we need to invent one.

>> No.14842708

>>14842633

You posted this: >>14842467

You are no longer a human. Having given up your rights as a citizen of the imperium you are now the property of His holy inquisition, for the crime of corruption of the Emperor's servants.

By the decree of the Ordo Malleus there can be innocence of your crimes, only degrees of guilt, which shall be decided upon in due time. Until then you are no longer a citizen of the Imperium but a creature owned and disposed of by the Ordo Malleus. May the Emperor have mercy on you, for we will not.

>> No.14842730

>>14842708
Do you wish to be free my friends?
Let me show you the way.

>> No.14842741

>>14842708
>>14842708
you will never take me alive coper!

UP UP AND AWAY

>> No.14842744

lulz

>> No.14842809

>>14842744

Welllllllll actually i'd vote on the force commander with the power sword if he were already up in the face of a carnifex bogged down by a venom cannon.

>> No.14842821

>>14842252

Why the hell can I not remember the name of this comic? I sohuld know this.

>> No.14842826

>>14842708
In the witch hunter codex it states that heretics can be forgiven and can find forgiveness since they were not aware of the the emperors light while the traitor can never be forgiven since he was in the emperors light and turned to darkness.

>> No.14842834

Does anyone have that Bjorn the fell-handed screencap where he's pissed off and then captured by Blood ravens?

>> No.14842852

>>14842826

Acording to your heresy level, forgiveness is earned through torture or death anyway.
But in that case ven if you die you're sitll forgiven.

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>>14842821
Would also like to know the name of said comic.

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>>14842318
Anyone got the original of this?

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>>14842834

>> No.14844398

http://pds21.egloos.com/pds/201105/08/53/c0012253_4dc561af4695b.jpg

Too long so I uploaded the full comic here.
Were a Korean meme actually.

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>>14844398
>http://pds21.egloos.com/pds/201105/08/53/c0012253_4dc561af4695b.jpg

wat the shit

>> No.14845176

>>14844035

I wish someone would give us more stories of Bjorn. He's one cool motherfucker.

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>>14841777
You know that there already is IA list that allows this, right?

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>>14842451
Oh hai thar!

>> No.14847677

>>14842252

What's the name of this comic?

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saving bump

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bump

>> No.14853605

Ya'll like heresy?

>> No.14856183

bump for hilarity

>> No.14856194

>>14853605
I like my heresy more shiny, thanks.

>> No.14856239

>>14841827
FLGS I go to has two cats. It is a house rule that anything the cats knock over are dead.

Pic unrelated.

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