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this is now a thread about orks

post some orks

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>> No.14700004

See, Orkses is da stompiest, da lootiest, an da most awesome fink in da ooniverse, see? Cuz, Dese Oomies, an' dese Pointy-Skulls an fish'eads and nidses, dey's isn't as mean as da Orkz, and dey deff'nitely ain't green like da Orks! Ways I sees it, see, is dat all dese ovah gits is tresspassin' on Ork territry, see? Yeah, and dats why da Orks 'as gots ta SMASH dem, see? Smash im ta bits, burn da bodies, smash 'em ta pieces, turn 'em ta paste! Cuz when DA ORRKS is done wiv yer, youse gonna wish dat yous never even seen 'em! Gonna wish dat you ad just waited nice and quiet like for da Orkses ta SMAH YA!!! And ya know what that makes me wanna do, Boyz?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14700041

What was the thread about before?

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>>14700041

Orks

>> No.14700229

oi boyz, so i was lookin' at da mekboy playin' sum o' his video game he call "dawn of wagh 2" and da git seyz "orkz are undahpowered, space marine boyz r ovahpowered" I punched tha grot bcuz orks r da best!

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>this is now a thread about orks
>this is now a thread about
>now a thread about
>implying it was previously a thread about something inane
>there are no vestiges of former thread
>thread is now completely about orks due to the WAAAGH!!!

>> No.14701155

>>14700268
wat

>> No.14701186

>>14700268

Oh god, I love whoever did this

>> No.14701196

>>14700268
My internets, all of them.

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this is now a thread about blorcs.

because YOU LOT IS MUCKIN ABOUT.

take d6 S5 hits and get back to waaghin.

>> No.14701221

My brother hates me
Or at least my Orks
they are the most acurate mother fuckers in all of existance
Squad of 30 boys wit sluggas roll into his guys. Roll 30 dice, hit with 20 of them. Charge the last 3 guys left with 30 orks.

All of that game I rolled 1 in 3 dice as a 5 when shooting, shit was fucked up
practically wiped him out before turn 4.

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ORKS IS MADE FOR ROKKIN'

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DATZ FINKIN' WIT SIANTZ

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wots going on it dis 'tred ladz?

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>>14699801

Howdy

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>>14699801

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I don't have that many Orks. Nevertheless, I'll post what I've got.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpaZ3SRUUvo

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>>14701255
waaaagh da redz!

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Is a grot fine too?

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>>14703394
Oooh, very nice. I do love that bit of artwork.

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OC wip, first time I ever touched mudbox. Not sure if I'll continue with it though.

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>>14703457
The shape of the face looks pretty much spot on. It looks a bit funny right now because of the lack of teeth, but the basic structure is fine.

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And I'm out.

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Thanks for the feedback.

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not gonna upload it...

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requisting ork battleships (sea based)

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BUMPIN DA WAAAAGH THREAD BOSS !

WE NEEDZ MORE DAKKA !

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http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=68212&view=previous
http://www.flickr.com/photos/15895460@N07/sets/72157624820440133/detail/

battleships
captcha: and ymother

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and another

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here we go, a propah battleship

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DIS THREAD BE MAKING ME HAPPY BOSS !

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>>14703617
Dakkagasm'd

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Real orks play gorkamorka ! Zog off with muckin about with anything else !

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LETS GET LOOTIN BOYZ !

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Biggest dakka ?

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Captcha - 'Iasgove appears'

DIS ISAGOV LOOKS LIKE A RIGHT GIT FACE !

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Orks need more Hot rods

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Greetings from /co/

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>>14703647
I feel like they're compensating for something....

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>>14703678
wait what

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>>14703697
Its orcstain you don't ask questions.

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Am I the only one thinking that somebody should do Like A Boss for Orks...?
If it worked for Blood Angel, it should be beyond awesome with Orks.

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>>14703727
>>14703678
Its like wh 40k on MORE drugs.

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>> No.14703747

>>14703738
Its good shit if you want its on /rs/.

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ATTENSHUN SQUIGBRAINZ!

I, BOSS GORNAZ SKUMSNAGGA, GOT A PLAN FOR US TA BEKOM DA GREATEST KLAN EVA, SO LISSEN KAREFULLY!

HERE'Z DA PLAN:

SEE DAT SHINY GIT? IT KALLZ ITSLEF "DA GZEENAW", AND IT'S ALSO A GREY GIT.

IT MAY NOT LOOK SO, BUT IT'S EXTRA KILLY, DAT'S WHY WE'Z GONNA LOOT IT TOOGEVA!

FIRST, IT'S GOT PLENTY OF SHINY GREEN STUFF, AND A GREEN FANCY CAPE, SO DIS IS PROPPA, AND DAT'S WURFF A LOTTA TEEF.

SEKUND, IT'S GOT A SHOOTY STICK, AND CHOPPY KLAWS, BOFF OV EM EXTRA-KILLY, AND IT'S STRONG ENUFF TO KNOCK YA DED. NOT ME BEKOZ I'Z DA BOSS, BUT STILL.

ALSO, IT KAN FIX ITSELF WITH DA SHINY STUFF, AND POOP FLOATEY SQUIGZ DAT CAN ALSO FIX IT. KAREFUL ABOUT DEM FLOATEY SQUIGZ, COZ IF YOU CHOP DEM FIRST, IT'LL GET EXTRA-BROOTAL AND EXTRA-KILLY.

BUT HERE'Z DA GOOD NYOOZ: "DA GZEENAW" MAY BE BROOTAL, BUT IT AIN'T KUNNIN, LIKE, NUT AT ALL, BUT WE'Z AHR! SO WE'Z GUNNA DISTRAKT IT FIRST BY SHOOTIN AN' CHOPPIN AT ITS FLOATEY SQUIGS, THEN DROP A HULK ON IT, DEN CHOP AT IT AND SHOOT AT IT TILL DERE'Z NO MORE SHINY GREEN STUFF OR FLOATEY SQUIGS.

DEN, WE'Z GUNNA LOOT IT, AN' BRING IT TO DA MEKBOYZ, WHO'Z GUNNA PUT A TRIGGA OR A HANDLE ON IT. DAT WAY, I'Z GUNNA GET DA SHOOTIEST CHOPPA AN' DA CHOPPIEST SHOOTA EVA, AN' BE DA BESTEST WARBOSS EVA WIV' YE GITS!

SO, WHO'Z WIV ME?

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>>14703753
ALSO, IT'Z STILL GUT BLUE CHANCEY GUBBINZ ON DA FACE TA MAKE UP FER DA LACK OV KUNNIN', SO BEWARE YA GITZ!

>> No.14703772

>>14703470
He's just broke, that's all. New Shootas don't pay for themselves, y'know.

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Does this thing qualifies as orky vehicle?

>> No.14703820

>>14703786
NOT NUFF SHOOTAS NOT NUFF CHOPPY BITZ NOT NUFF RED NOT NUFF FANCY GLYPHS

DAT'S GITTISH HUMIE GUBBINZ, NO PROPPA ORK VEEHIKULL

>> No.14703847

in a rogue trader game, i wanna get a pair of ork freebootas as my personal bodyguards

any relevant pics? tips for keeping orks happy? cuz i was thinking of locking them in a room with the murder servitors

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>>14703786

That's not an Ork war-machine.

THIS is an Ork war-machine.

>> No.14703867

>>14703786
When I saw those, I immediately went "Hahaha, fucking really?"

This is a planet so hostile that even people who have lived here for generations and have had time to adapt wear environment suits and THIS is what we're sending our troops into a warzone with? The ISA didn't even give their soldiers filter masks!

>> No.14703869

>>14703847
Make sure it's Blood Axes, or they won't really give a fuck about the contract or listen to your orders.
Watch your back, because Blood Axes are backstabbin gits.
Supply plenty of Teef, Weapons, Booze and stuff to hit.

>> No.14703874

>>14703869
what specific KIND of ork should i look for?
mekboys? painboys? couple of kommandos?

>> No.14703879

>>14703847

Make doing what you say seem more entertaining than killing you and going on a rampage throughout your ship.

>> No.14703891

>>14703879

Also, probably a good idea not to take them with you for "negotiation" meetings and such.

Orkish negotiation is really, really... *Direct*. Which will probably not suit your purposes.

>> No.14703907

>>14703867
It wasn't THAT toxic, even in the KZ 1 intro you could see that Helghast civilians don't wear masks outside their homes.

The planet slowly kills people over time, so a year or two are perfectly fine for healthy people.

But yeah the intruder was batshit insane, especialy when we are still meant to believe that the vektan ISA is the best colonoial defence force among all colonies.

>> No.14703912

>>14703891
ORK DIPLOMACY: +1 F, +1 A WHEN CHARGING, RENDING, IGNORES ARMOR/INVUL SAVES .

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Sorry I'm late, I was just basecoating these dudes yellow.

>> No.14703934

>>14703891
i was gonna have em wait outside...though my GM did say if i brought em shopping id get huge discounts

>> No.14703957

>>14703934

>>huge discounts

That is because they will steal everythign they like and kill everyone who is in their way, a threat, or even modestly amusing to kill.

These are Orks. They have the mind of an ADD-riddled eight year old boy with a penchant for destruction and a body designed by the original super-race to function as the ultimate defensive weapon. You can humanise them if you want, but they exist, pshycologically, well outside the bell-curve of the ways people think.

>> No.14703958

>>14703874

Mekz are no good, because they'll take your ship apart to make gunz.

Painboyz are no good, because they'll take your crew apart to add gunz.

Kommandoz would work, if they didn't hole up in the man-sized vents and throw things at you.

Burnaz, Tankbustaz, and Madboyz are all obvious liabilities for space travel.

Actually, just get some Speed Freekz. Give them maintenance shuttles to kit up and use 'em for close air support when things get dicey.

>> No.14703968

>>14703958
kommandos it is

so whats the conversion rate, what does 1 throne equal in teef?

>> No.14703987

>>14703968

The conversion rate, for anyone but Blood Axes, is however immediately appealing and shiny what you are giving them is. Try not to make it weapons, even though they really like them, because they also really like to test them.

Blood Axes are aware of the value of a Throne but, being Orks, still apply a substantial Shiny/Loud/Visuallyspectacular/Violent modifier to whatever you give them.

>> No.14704010

My Rogue Trader crew had a Mekboss and his Mekboyz on the crew as the engineering staff.

Basically, the Rogue Trader got them with the logic that working on his ship meant they'd never be without bitz to muck about with and that he'd promised to give them plenty of things to fight on the way. Basically, he bribed them with ADVENTURE.

>> No.14704028

>>14704010
i was thinking of offering an "endless" supply of murder servitors to fight when their bored

really, theres only a dozen but our explorator would patch em up

>> No.14704048

>>14704028
And I'm pretty sure Ork counting is nearly identical to Troll counting in Discworld.

"One, two, many, lots."

>> No.14704115

>>14703786
I think the MAWLR would be something the orks love. It's stompy, it's shooty and it's BIG.

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