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funny /tg/ thread?

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Where is your face now Commander?

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>>14666661
Fuckin' saved.

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>>14666695
here's the exploitable if you think of your own. they're fun.

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drugged up on cold and flue tablets... captcha is somehow way easier....

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bumpin' like a beast. anyone in here? i can go all night, so very very ill.

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TYPE A EPIGLOTTAL STOP SYMBOL, CAPTCHA. AM I THE ETERNAL LORD AND SAVIOUR, MARNEUS [email protected]#

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HEEEEEYA, IT'S ME IMOEN!

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anyone in here? or am i posting to the cruel, merciless warp? i didn't start with that silly ganga marine, btw, i have hijacked the thread.

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>>14666666

holy st. kharn, the end is nigh.

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>>14666895
FUCK! I remember this thread.

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>>14666895
That post WHY!

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Rapefactory mind.

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I gotta go. Hope you enjoyed my dumpan. If the thread is alive when i return, I will continue the dump.

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M41.985
Daethus' Failed Oath
The Chaos world of Malanus was invaded in 985, reporting attack from an unknown foe before going silent. Lord Daethus the Dark, Champion of Khorne, was the first to respond, swearing a daemonic oath that he would personally spill the blood of eight hundred foes.
It was only when his warhost arrived at Malanus that they discovered the interlopers were Necrons, soulless metal monsters with no blood to spill, whose guass weaponry killed without bloodshed.
Although the Chaos reclaimers were victorious, Daethus himself accounting for over a thousand slain Necrons, he had failed to spill a single drop of blood. With his oath failed, he was pulled kicking and shouting into the warp, where his punishments can only be speculated upon.

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>>14666986
Caps like these totally make my day.

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An Ork warboss is sitting in a trench with his horde of boyz behind him, when he hears an Astartes shout from the other side of no-man's land "One Space Marine is worth ten Orks!" Recognizing a challenge when he hears one, the Warboss immediately sends ten eager boyz up and over to make the space marine eat his words. A moment later, the sounds of battle echo across the field, and ends just as quickly without a single Ork returning.
Then the same voice calls out "One Space Marine is worth fifty Orks!" Now a bit miffed, The Boss sends fifty lads to stomp in the challenger's face. Once again, the sounds of combat are heard, the Orkish warcries filling the air, but after a few minutes it dies down and the greenskin attack is completely silenced.
"One Space Marine is worth a HUNDRED Orks!" cries the champion. Utterly furious, the Warboss summons a hundred of his best warriors, taking a while and enlisting a few Grots to help count that high with their fingers, and the warhost charges the Imperial position with a deafening WAAAGH. An epic battle is heard for ten minutes, but much to the boss's frustration, even that peters out until the field is silent once again.
However, this time a single nob crawls back into the Ork trench, and tells him "They cheated, boss! Dere was TWO of 'em!"

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LONG AGO IN A DISTANT GALAXY THERE WAS ONLY WAR.

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>>14667060
Story behind this?

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Why did this thread just get nuked?

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>>14667147
Apparently posting screencaps of bans is bannable/deletable?

That's some 1984 shit right there.

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>>14667153
>mfw I realize all of the screencaps are gone

Da fuck is dis shit?

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There was once a black and white Space Marine on a black and white bike.

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>Now this is Planeswalking!

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>>14667153 Apparently posting screencaps of bans is bannable/deletable?

ban dodging is against the rules. coming back and taunting mods right after you've been banned is inadvisable.

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>>14667036
We'z AKnooligin 'ow Spirital Leege!

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>>14666761
I've always wondered about this. Is the end a punchline?

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>>14669178
You fucked up the pinky finger.

Also your scanner/editing skills seem to suck hard.

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>>14668583

Mods are so retarded these days that taunting them that you can so easily change your IP is fine. The mods deserve to be mocked.

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Why is this thread dying?

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>>14669825
Because it isn't 100% about WH40k or porn.

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Did somebody say 40k?

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>>14669853
Gotta love /tg/

Whats so great about 40K anyway? It's almost void of any strategy or tactics and chock full of autowin army lists.

There are so many superior strategy games out there.

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>>14669906
>40K races portrait

>no necron in the portrait

>mfw

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>>14669914
>It's almost void of any strategy or tactics
And that's why /tg/ loves it.

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>>14669825
Cuz there hasn't been any original content.

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>14666785
Oh, dear.

I've never seen this guy, but I think I know exactly where this picture was taken.

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>>14669934

Don't you see the gigantic necorn eye beneath the CSM?

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does anyone have the comic of the ultramarine saying something like "private, touch my bald!" and then launching into the air shouting "HERESY" when the private does so? It's really funny and I can never seem to find it

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Funny in a bad way?
GW how could you not replicate some of the best models in your line.

Well at least the Toucan will have special place in my heart

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>>14670360
Delivered.

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>>14674268

BROTHER CAPTAIN

IS THIS - IS THIS HERESY?

SERIOUSLY BROTHER CAPTAIN WHAT THE HELL

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN I CARRY OUR GLORIOUS BANNER

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>>14674403

MY PAINT WAS THINNED, FOR ONE

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>>14674409

MY HAIR IS MORE GLORIOUS

WAIT WHY IS MY ARMOR RED

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WAS A GIFT?

...YOUR GROOMING IS MOST IMPECCABLE, CHAPTER BROTHER. SHOW ME MORE OF YOUR... GIFTS.

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Saving Bump

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>>14677939
did they really.. really make a blood raven marine with long blond hair and a dark brown beard

why

why

all

of my fucking why

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>>14678004
>mfw Cyrus is the only survivor of the whole DoW2 story.

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>>14678118
And Martellus.
Yep. All Steve Blum btw.

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>>14678186
Steve Blum is a frigging voice-acting machine!

Even though his voice can easily be picked up from the rest, it's still quality acting.

Actually, the whole of Dow2 has some pretty mint voice acting.

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>>14678118
Thanks cockmongler... Haven't finished the FUCKING GAME!!!

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>>14678674

It's alright.

Cuz it isn't true. Tarkus, Thaddeus, Davian Thule and likely the Force Commander live.

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>>14678674
>Davian Thule dies in the boss fight against the Chapter Master and you don't even get to prevent it.

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Bumpadoo.

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