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[ERROR] No.14530804 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

IN THIS THREAD: POST YOUR EPIC PALADIN MOUNT IDEAS

>Alternately the idea was that he'd get a dire wolf and to tame it he has to put his hand in the wolf's mouth and tie it up with magic string, and the wolf bites his hand and turns out to be a werewolf, but only his stump was infected so he sprouts a werewolf head from his hand which makes a lot of noise and it kind of hurts its teeth to wield a two handed sword, so they have to wrap the handle in beef jerky.

To control the wolf, he has to let his wolf hand speak to it.
He'd be a total badass because he'd be like Guts and Tyr in one!

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thanks OP, I needed to laugh

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SQUAD BROKEN

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>>14530804
um...

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Chidori-no-paladin?

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rolled 3, 12, 11 = 26

Once played a dwarven paladin with a land shark as its mount. Shit was pretty cash.

On a similar note, I also once played lizardfolk paladin with a devil ray as its mount, and it wasn't even an aquatic setting or campaign. As one can imagine, it wasn't all that practical, 'though it was fairly hilarious at times. Plus, at some point during the campaign we found ourselves in a rather murky swamp, allowing the "valiant beast" to show its true colours and rape a bunch of kobolds lying in wait for use around the marsh.

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Congratulations, you managed to get a genuine 'what the fuck' moment out of me.

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>>14530804
i untersant ceplitelly

>> No.14531767

dude

what

>> No.14531803

Hands as heads has been done before.

..... Yessss....

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>>14531803

unforntunatly It can't type

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wat

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I can't stop laughing.

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>PALADIN MOUNT

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>>14531803
I hope you mean heads as hands. Not a head replaced with a hand.

>> No.14535888

Though that raises some other funny ideas.
Pally mount is werewolf that snuck onto celestia for whatever reason, and gets accidentally picked up by the summoning.

"Alright, I need to charge those orcs. What did you do with the saddle?"

I imagine it being like a hilarious medieval buddy cop movie.

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>>14535872
Both have been done before!

Though, I'm not sure if they've been done at the same time.

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>be deliciously dickish rogue in party
>steal from fucking everyone
>fuck over team as often as possible for self gain
>end of a cave crawl find a diamond encrusted goblet
>take for myself and do not tell the party
DM: lol it was cursed
>my arms are now snakes
>steal shit 20x more effectively since my arms can now swallow entire chests worth of loot
>annoying because they try to bite me

HEY OP WANNA WRASSLE?

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Didn't /tg/ come up with some crazy bondage paladin idea? I suppose they could ride ponygirls into battle.

Not posting a pic because that shit doesn't fly on /tg/ anymore, sorry

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