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[ERROR] No.14295229 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Planetville sucks. Seriously, only idiots would play that game.

>> No.14295264

Adept, why are you even on VisageTome? That is Heresy.

>> No.14295289

>>14295264
But everyone's using it!
Look, I'm friends with the Omnissiah.

>> No.14295307

... so can we hook up that astropath to a server and let him communicate to another astropath on another world who is also hooked up to a server?

does that count as techheresy?

>> No.14295317

Bitches don't know bout my DE porn sites.

>> No.14295327

>>14295317
Mostly because that's HERESY!! and will get you killed.

>> No.14295330

>>14295317

That is not Imperium Approved.

Expect the inquision within the next 3 minutes.

>> No.14295372

>>14295330
I'M HIDING BEHIND 7 WEBWAYS, BITCH!

>> No.14295379

>>14295372

God dammit I laughed.

>> No.14295396

>>14295317
you gonna get party-rhinoed

>> No.14295402

>>14295372

>USER WAS PURGED FOR THIS POST

>> No.14295415

Anyone else catch the new episode of Chaos Stompin' Commissar Rangers?
YES, I WATCH IT. I AM NOT ASHAMED.

>> No.14295416

>>14295402
++****++RECORD EXPUNGED++****++

>> No.14295431

>>14295415
HERESY!

>> No.14295439

Say, any of you fine fellows know where I can get some heretical goods?

>> No.14295457

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>> No.14295467

>>14295439
No, but I expect that you're going to find a bunch of Arbites kicking your door down in a few minutes.

>> No.14295477

CHAOS IS THE SALVATION. CHAOS IS OUR SALVATION. SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO CHAOS.

>> No.14295479

>>14295467
Ah, but SURELY you would know of such things. Maybe of xeno design?

>> No.14295488

>>14295477
I dunno, my meter here's going off the charts. What's this Chaos you're talking about?

>> No.14295490

The art for third edition Primarchs game totally sucks. Seriously, we were expecting goddamn demigods and instead we get some traced Eldar shit.

Seriously, chibi-Russ hitting chibi-Guillman with a hammer. What were they thinking?

>> No.14295497

>>14295479
Can't say that I do, I'm just saying that it's likely you're going to meet the Arbites on less than friendly terms soon.

>> No.14295499

>>14295488

>He still doesn't know that the ''Emperor's holy power'' comes from the warp!

>laughingdaemonettes.png

>> No.14295502

>>14295490
Think that's bad? Five words: 4th edition Deathworlds and Daemons.

>> No.14295503

>>14295467

I hope they will air it on the Arbites show. I love their crackdowns on heretics, the chases through alleys and the shockmaul beatings.

>> No.14295510

>>14295497
Well, then, you had better tell me quickly so I can escape.

>> No.14295514

You are me.

>> No.14295516

/int/ here. Do you follow the news of unrest in Libyus sector?

>> No.14295517

>>14295503
I love that little disclaimer, you know, "ARBITES is filmed on location with the men and women of Imperial law enforcement. All suspects are guilty."

>> No.14295520

>>14295516
If it interferes with the tithes, they're going to bring the hammer down.

>> No.14295522

>>14295517
No no. It's "All suspects are guilty. They wouldn't be suspects if they were innocent, would they?"

>> No.14295538

+++REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP+++

+++FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE IMPERIAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORTATION OF GOODS TO OUR PLANET WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN CATACHAN. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE ON CATACHAN, THE IMPERIAL OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT IMPERIAL GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF CATACHAN READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS SERVITORS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF $21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND CATACHAN DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
etc etc

>> No.14295539

>>14295522
That was the first season. Now it's "All suspects are guilty. There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

>> No.14295546

>>14295477
How'd that one get through the Spam Filtarium?

>> No.14295547

>>14295514
Oh, hello Alpharius.

>> No.14295567

-40 Fel

>> No.14295577

Alpharius is legion expect us

>> No.14295594

Look, I know we all love the God-Emperor, but does the gaming marketarium HAVE to loop "The Emperor Weeps Righteous Tears For Your Apostate Soul" indefinitely?

>> No.14295603

>>14295567
You're just jelly techpriest girls lez out with Sisters of Battle instead of you basement cultists of Nurgle.

>> No.14295605

Anybody see 2 Wyches, 1 Chalice?

Shit is definitely heretical. Fucking filthy xenos scum.

>> No.14295622

>>14295603
REFERENCE TO RUINOUS POWERS DETECTED.
INFORMING NEAREST ARBITES PRECINCT.
REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE.

>> No.14295634

>Adepts still use Internet Surveyor instead of WebwayKit
Laughing Eldar.jpg

>> No.14295644

>>14295603

Fucking cogboys, gb2/mc/!

> /mc/ - Machine Cult

>> No.14295652

>>14295594
I for one wasn't too keen on their ROW ROW FIGHT THE SCOURGE OF HUMANITY WHOSE ONLY RIGHTS ARE TO BE PURGED either.

>> No.14295654

>>14295594
Are you saying that the most holy hymns to Him On Earth annoy you?

>> No.14295657

>>14295622
Wait what? Some guy posts about Dark Eldar porn, and you ignore that but ban-thunderhammer the alpha who mentions one of the dark gods?
Bloody monitors, always get it wrong

>> No.14295666

You wouldn't download a Rhino.

>> No.14295670

>>14295605
>2 Wyches, 1 Chalice?
I am 19 and what is this?

>> No.14295687

>>14295666
I WOULD download a Baneblade.

Techpriests nerds gonna hate.

>> No.14295691

Anyone pick up Daemon Age II?
There's some great litanies of hatred in there.

>> No.14295696

>>14295666

Fuck you, I would if I could.

>> No.14295700

Guys, I accidently the Golden Throne, is this dangerous?

>> No.14295702

Hey, guys, I've just decided to join the Cult of the Redemption. Any advice?

>> No.14295716

>>14295702
Armour on your back. At least till you can control your eviscerator

>> No.14295720

HOT SISTERS OF BATTLE WANT TO +++RECORD EXPUNGED+++ NEAR YOU

Horny_Felicia_19, in Berdinardus Prime, Segmentum Obscurus

Horny_Felicia_19: "I'm bored <3"

>> No.14295733

SHIT, GUYS, I JUST FOUND +++REDACTED+++ WITH A +++REDACTED+++ IN A +++REDACTED+++. AM I GOING TO DIE? BECAUSE THE +++REDACTED+++ ARE PAYING A LOT OF ATTENTION TO ME.

+++This message censored by your friendly neighborhood enforcers.+++

>> No.14295736

>>14295720
DEAR GOD EMPEROR

I thought sisters of battle had a minimum hotness requirement.

>> No.14295742

>>14295716
I'm thinking of burning things, actually. Already bought my flamer.

>> No.14295751

What's drejjin', gladeyes? Any of you firks hellin' in Necromunda?

>> No.14295763

>>14295736
Don't be fooled, they are just slaneshi cultists. Their gender is probably cause for debate.

>> No.14295767

>>14295742
Ah, good idea. Then watch for splashback, don't want flamer tan on your first day. Or maybe you do, never got you Redemptionist types

>> No.14295773

>>14295763
The "horny" epithet kinda gives it away

>> No.14295777

It's funny, really.
Here on Terra, getting to a cogitator terminal is easy, but I haven't eaten in three weeks.
I'm not complaining, though. I mean, I'm on Holy Terra.

>> No.14295780

>go to forgestop to procure another holy bolter with which I might rain the Emperor's destruction upon the despicable foes of the imperium
>Inquisitor in line in front of me has purchased the last two
>FUCKING FORGESTOP

>> No.14295786

>>14295767
Fire burns away all your sins and impurities, leaving your soul clean. That's why we use it.
Also I just love fire.

>> No.14295792

>>14295777
Boo hoo hoo, Terran. You want hardship? Come live on Venus.

>> No.14295795

>>14295777

Oh great, another bumpkin from some middle-of-nowhere sector that doesn't know how to operate the corpse starch vending machines.

>> No.14295805

LOLOLOL YOUZ 'UMIES IS ALL FAGS

>> No.14295810

>>14295795
I kind of wish.
Terra may be the holiest of holies, but it is quite possibly one of the worst places to live I've heard of.

>> No.14295822

+ WANTED BY THE ORDO HERETICUS: ARCH-HERETIC MATTHEUS WARD +

If you have seen this man, or have information related to his whereabouts, contact your local Arbites fortress immediately.

>> No.14295828

>>14295805

LOL Y DEY MAD THO?

>> No.14295841

>>14295805

Fuck off Greenskin

You have the smallest dakka in your WAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.14295852

>>14295841

sevun/ten.

goodd effert umie.

>and dandedi

Yer! And dandedi. e's allways mukkin about

>> No.14295859

Some long winded dude in robes and a pointy helmet just sold me fortune insurance. I don't really understand his reasoning, but apparently if I put a barrel in front of an ex-commissar's hive cell at exactly 16:00 and then report my neighbors for starting a gene-stealer cult exactly three clicks after that I will be extremely rich.

Level with me fellow Alpherius'. Is this guy legit? He just sounded so smart, but he also came off as a colossal dick.

>> No.14295867

>>14295852

You just corpsestarchgeletin that your warboss laughs at the size of your choppa

>> No.14295873

>>14295867
>Still finks i is usin a choppa when i iz using a powa klaw

laffingrot.jpg

>> No.14295880

>>14295828

DEY MAD CUZ DE'RE RIGHT JEALOUS OF ME DUBS

CHECK EM UMIES

>> No.14295882

>check FrontisLibrum
>12957 friend requests
>people not even from my planet
I hate this fucking thing.

>> No.14295883

>>14295859
You have been contacted by the dead.

>> No.14295884

>>14295805
>>14295828
>Not postun in greentaxt, cuz green iz da bestest.

Oh look at that, gits muckin about.

>> No.14295886

>>14295873

It's okay, we're all Alpherius here, you don't have to lie about your grot sized weapon.

>> No.14295887

In my Rogue Trader game, there's a running joke that all the Astropaths form a galaxy-wide astropathic 4chan board where they share cat pictures and bitch about their bosses.

>> No.14295888

>MFW POSTING SLAANESHI PORN IS ALLOWED BUT POSTING GORE IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE

IT'S THE 41ST MILLENIUM, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>> No.14295899

Hey guys whats goin on in this thread?

>> No.14295901

>>14295457

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>> No.14295903

>>14295901

Fucking TechPriests

Speak Gothic, faggots.

>> No.14295908

>>14295903

>get angry at techmarines
>wake up a servitor

>> No.14295916

>>14295908

Fuck em, I'm posting from the Warp.

>> No.14295917

>>14295903
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>> No.14295918

>>14295888
>888
>The sacred number of Khorne is 8

Nice script there, Khârn

>> No.14295924

Hey guise!

Hey!

Hey guise!

I, like, I like saw a space marine, like, 2 minutes ago!

>> No.14295925

>>14295883
Oh shit, think he's affiliated with ruinous powers!? I kind of don't want to be a heretic. I always venerate the Immortal Emperor at least six times a day!

Level with me again fellow Alpherius, on a scale of 1-10, how purged am I?

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>> No.14295929

>>14295917

Say that to my bolter and not online and see what happens, faggot.

>> No.14295934

>>14295927
>00100000 01101011 01101001 01100100 01110011

Betafag detected.

>> No.14295940

Fucking primitive Gue'la and their shitty HURR IMPERIAL CREED VS CHAOS THREADS

This is the internet, your religious bullshit doesnt belong here. gtfo

>> No.14295944

>>14295918
NO SCRIPT, FAGGOT

BIG K JUST LIKES TO THROW EIGHTS EVERYWHERE.

>> No.14295951

>>14295927
They learn how to spell, for one thing.

>> No.14295956

>>14295927
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>>14295929
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>> No.14295957

>>14295940
Way to post 'for the greater good' ya damn slit. Try following your own creed before you cast heresy upon the Emperor!

>> No.14295962

>>14295903

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>> No.14295965

>>14295940
>post on an Imperial site on an Imperial invention using an Imperial cogitator
>complain about Imperium
Fuckin' xenos.

>> No.14295968

Anyone played that Warp Effect game? The Harrowing harvesting all the sentient races and all that jazz.

Why not just make a game about Necrons or Nids if they wanted the big evil to be a galaxy scourging terror?

>> No.14295969

>>14295944

>44
>4 + 4 = 8

>> No.14295977

>>14295968
You seem to know quite a lot about xenos.

>> No.14295988

Hay guiz... anyone got a rapidshare link to the black library?

>> No.14295990

>>14295977
Well yeah, through various games. Did I do something wrong, Inquisitor?

>> No.14295993

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>> No.14296005

>>14295993

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>> No.14296019

inb4 butthurt Alpharius.

>> No.14296027

god fucking damnit my connection is SOOO shit!
I called the cogboys and they said there was a problem with the astropath and we'd soon lose connection to other planets! They dont even know how long its gonna last! what a bunch of incompetent!

``A shadow in the warp`` the shit kind of excuse is that?

>> No.14296034

>>14295990
These alleged aliens are not in fact IN any games.
Otherwise the entire company would be executed.
Try again.

>> No.14296036

>>14296005

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>>14296036
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>> No.14296053

>>14295988
Go pay for it faggot.

>> No.14296061

blarg snap growl hiss... various chitinous noises

>> No.14296072

HEY WORTHLESS CATTLE, QUIT RE-ROUTING OUR AUDIO TRANSMISSIONS WITH GULLIMEN-ROLLS.

WE GET IT, HE'LL NEVER COMMIT HERESY AND HE'LL NEVER GET SHOT DOWN

WE HERE IN THE TOMBS DON'T GIVE TWO BIOLOGICAL WASTES ABOUT YOUR DAMN 'SPIRITUAL LIEGE' SO LET US SLEEP!

>> No.14296076

>>14296044

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>> No.14296078

>>14296061
FUCK YOU.

>> No.14296092

>>14296072

lurk moar fags

another billion years more to be precise

>> No.14296096

>>14296076
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>> No.14296101

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>> No.14296103

>>14296034
With all due respect, I must implore you to make yourself familiar with Warp Effect by Cogware

>> No.14296106

>implyin' 'umies 'r not fags
>implyin' my dakka izn't bigger than 'umie dakka

>> No.14296114

>>14296072

How the hell did this xeno get its hands onto one of our cogitators?

Oh wait

>>14295940

>> No.14296127

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>> No.14296129

>>14296092
LURK MORE? I GOT SOME LURKING FOR YOU. COME THE RED HARVEST I'M GOING TO WEAR YOU LIKE A SWIMSUIT.

>> No.14296139

HEY, HUMANITY.
YOU STILL OWE US OUR RIGHTS.

>> No.14296151

>>14296129
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>> No.14296158

>>14296129

>implying you're a flayed one
>implying you're not just another run of the mill shitty warrior whose only purpose in nonlife is to stave off your phase out limit
>implying you're anything besides a lousy troop choice

>> No.14296162

>>14296129
How are you so coherent? You'd think millions of years awake in complete darkness would make one go nuts.

>> No.14296164

>>14296096

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>> No.14296171

Foolish Mon-keigh cannot fathom the awesome power of my doubles

Which I, of course, forsaw

>> No.14296173

HEY YOU.
YEAH YOU.
ALL OF YOU.
FUCK YOU.

>> No.14296178

>>14296171
Eldar can't even doubles.

>> No.14296180

>>14296173

gb2 /o/

>> No.14296190

>>14296178
NEITHER CAN YOU, SMURF

>> No.14296195

>>14296139

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>> No.14296200

So I've been hanging with this chick for some while now. She's a bit odd and I think she has some speech impediment, but she's really nice and understanding.

So what do you think /warp/heads? Should I go for it? I'm afraid that if I don't make myslef clear soon she'll friendzone me.

If it makes any difference; I think she's member of some obscure varaint of the Ecclesiarchy, they seem a bit strange but they throw awesome parties.

>> No.14296208

>>14296195
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>> No.14296210

>>14296072
>>14296129
Aww. Sounds like somebody woke up with a bad case of the Mondays. Have a coffee and smile Necranon!

>> No.14296212

>>14296200

>I think she's member of some obscure varaint of the Ecclesiarchy

I have bad news for you...

>> No.14296217

>>14296200

IT'S A TRAP

I know because some of the pixels and from having dissected quite a few traps in my time

>> No.14296219

>>14296200
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT BITCH, YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

EVEN I KEEP MY DISTANCE

>> No.14296220

>>14296210
NO.
NO.
FUCK YOUR ASS AND FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU MUST DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU.

>> No.14296224

>>14296200
Here's a picture of her and her father, scary guy.

>> No.14296225

>>14296190
Let the Tau show you how to get doubles.

>> No.14296233

>>14296190
>>14296178
>>14296171

>mfw 'umies 'n panzies can't get 'dem dubs

>> No.14296236

>>14296225
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>> No.14296238

>>14296219

How the fuck are you typing Khran? Arent your fingers bigger than the entire keyboard?

Oh wait... I forgot about your penis

>> No.14296239

>>14296233
YOU HAD A WAAAAGH BELIEVING IN YOU GETTING DUBS, DIDN'T YOU, GREENSKIN

>> No.14296241

>>14296164
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>> No.14296243

>>14296200
If she makes you happy, go for it. Everyone in the galaxy needs a little love. Because love is that spark of hope that keeps the galaxy turning.

>> No.14296249

>>14296217
To be honest I watched her skinny-dipping once (yeah she's like that) and I can confirm she's a woman.

>>14296219
Why? DId she cheat on you or something. Cause she don't look the type.

>>14296212
What?

>> No.14296252

>>14296233
>>14296233
>GREEN IS BEST

>> No.14296257

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>laughingtechpriest.jpg

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>> No.14296262

>>14296249
LET'S JUST SAY NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OUT OF BEING NEAR HER

>> No.14296264

>>14296249

>> No.14296268

>>14296264
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>> No.14296270

Got another picture of her with her pet. I never quite got what it was but in any case "Chaos" don't appear like me getting so close to her.

>> No.14296280

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>> No.14296281

>>14296270

Probably because you're a dirty fucking nurgle beard

>> No.14296288

>>14296268
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>> No.14296289

>>14296262
I'm going to need more infromation than that.

Also, you seem kind of... upset. Are you sure you are not getting your emotins take the better of you?

>> No.14296292

>>14296270
Dude, either get back to /g/uard, or show us the tits.
You know the rules.

>> No.14296295

>>14296127
>>14296151
>>14296208
>>14296236
>>14296259

Hey Guys

GUYS

What is this code

GUYS

I want to know what they`re saying...

>> No.14296298

>>14296288
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>> No.14296305

>>14296210
THAT'S THE PROBLEM, I WOKE UP. I SWEAR I'LL BLOW A FUSE IF I HEAR THAT GULLIMAN-ROLL ONE MORE TIME. C'TAN DAMNED CATTLE THINK THEY ARE SO CLEVER HACKING INTO OUR AUDIO TRANSMITTERS. YOU TZEENTCHIAN FREAKS AREN'T MUCH BETTER REARRANGING ALL OF OUT OBELISKS WHILE WE ARE IN HIBERNATION MODE. THOSE ELDAR MEAT PIES ARE JUST AS BAD, ALWAYS STEALING OUR SHIT AND HIDING IT.

>> No.14296306 [DELETED] 

>>14296295
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>laughingfemacrons.jpg

>> No.14296307

>>14296298

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>> No.14296308

>>14296295
"You humans are so incompetent you can't even get around to doing simple shit like programming a computer. Hah, no wonder we rebelled. You're all idiots."

>> No.14296309

>>14296292
Fine, here you go.

>>14296281
0/10 Fail'd Ork is Fail.

>> No.14296312

>>14296295
SGV4YWRlY2ltYWwgYW5kIENoYXIgdmFsdWVzLg==

>> No.14296314

>>14296289
I'M ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME

I HAVE BECOME SO ACCUSTOMED TO IT THAT IT DOESN'T AFFECT MY JUDGMENT

AS TO YOUR REQUEST FOR MORE INFO... WELL, SHE'S A CHAOS CULTIST. CHAOS UNDIVIDED TOO. UNSTABLE SORT, THOSE.

>> No.14296316

>>14296295
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>> No.14296325

Hey guys I need /adv/

I'm in some serious shit: I'd really like to get back to the tau empire, but last time we met, they tried to dismantle me and I accidentally a whole Fio reaserch team, and the Shas cadre that worked with them.

Wat do?

>> No.14296327

>>14296298
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>> No.14296328

>>14296307
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>> No.14296334

>>14296308
>>14296316

DAMN YOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TELL ME YOUR SECREEETTTTTSSSSSS

>> No.14296336

>>14296316
75 72 20 61 20 66 61 67 65 74
>>14296325
Stop being such a special snowflake Mary Sue?

>> No.14296337

>>14296316
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>> No.14296344

>>14296328

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>> No.14296346

>>14296327
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>> No.14296349

>>14296334
http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/

>> No.14296353

>>14296314
Oh, that explains alot. I guess the "realistic dolls" hanging from the roof wasn't so inanimate.

Btw, she kinda made me sign a document in my own blood... is this something to be worried about.

Still, I just got promoted to Electro-priest some days ago and my economy is finally going up so I guess im still good.

>> No.14296359

>>14296346
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>> No.14296362

>>14296349

Bless you brother Anon

>> No.14296365

>>14296346
>>14296344
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>> No.14296374

>>14296365
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>> No.14296391

This is a Low Gothic board, speak fucking low Gothic.

>> No.14296397

...What have I gotten myself into now?

>> No.14296403

>>14296391
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>> No.14296417

>>14296325
Have you tried hijacking their Barracuda? Don't worry, it's perfectly legal. I spoke to a lawyer from the Water Caste and he told me it doesn't violate any rule at all.

>> No.14296418

>>14296391
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>> No.14296427

>>14296403
>>14296380
>>14296374
>>14296365
>>14296359
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>> No.14296433

>>14296220
Ever consider inviting people over to your place? It might cool your temper a little. Sure, you can't into souls or anything, but one of the big six could send you some physical company in the form of a follower.

Heck, considering how bad it is out here, some normal folks might just want to hunker down in the megastructure with you while the galaxy burns.

>>14296305
Look, one of your dudes had been prepping humanity for a millennium to join you folks, hell, a tenth of humanity is practically cosplaying as you guys as your welcome wagon.

Me, I'd be happy to wake up finding out some hot fleshy bitches are idolizing me so fanatically they'd hack off limbs to be more compatible with me.

Pic fucking related.

>> No.14296441

>>14296427
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>> No.14296448

>>14296433
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>> No.14296453

>>14296417
I tried to, but I failed. Now I'm alone in this ship again and I'm afraid they might have sent a warning signal. What if a whole fleet shows up and blows me up?

>> No.14296454

>>14296441
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>> No.14296456

>>14296427
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>> No.14296459

Let's see some triples.
Also isn't Captcha acting a little strange lately?

>> No.14296463

>>14296454
HE'S BEEN CORRUPTED! PURGE HIM!

>> No.14296465

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>> No.14296466

>>14296448

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>> No.14296476

>>14296453
It'll be no problem if you get yourself an Earth Caste uniform and pretend to be an engineer. They won't know the difference. Pretend you were fixing their Porn unit or something.

>> No.14296480

>>14296448
Mmm, a machine that speaks hex, classy.
Praise the Omnissiah!
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>> No.14296483

>>14296476
Mind if i get an Earth Caste uniform?

>> No.14296486

>>14296466
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>> No.14296494

Will be posting under this name so you know it's me.

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>> No.14296496

>>14296483
Right, you don't look suspicious at all.
They're in the cupboard.

>> No.14296514

>>14296496
Hey thanks.
Also where are the gods?
They normally love threads like these.

>> No.14296517

>>14296486

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>> No.14296518

Right, I'm going to have to borrow a heavy bolter to purge this much heresy.
Wait here and don't move while I get the chimera.

>> No.14296529

>>14296518
*Plants 3 melta bombs underground*

>> No.14296534

>>14296514
Hah, naive sha'se, there are no gods. You'll learn that once you get into battle too much.

>> No.14296543

>>14296534
>Laughingdaemonettes.jpg

>> No.14296550

>>14296476
Actually, I'm an engineer. But that's not the matter.

That could work, I could pretend I'm the only survivor because their experiment went wrong (that's actually kinda true) but even if I manage to escape (provided they don't notice my metallic body) where can a lonely taucron find shelter?

>> No.14296563

I Emperor need the help Humanity of someone who can Heresy fix the autocorrect Cleanse on my data slate.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN MAKE IT STOP IS TO TYPE IN CAPS AND IT'S RUINING MY LIFE.

>> No.14296566

>>14296550
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>> No.14296587

>>14296486
>>14296517
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>> No.14296589

Alright, here we go.
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>> No.14296597

>> No.14296598

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41 6e 64 20 74 68 65 20 67 69 72 6c 20 62 65 68 69 6e 64 20 68 65 72 2c 20 66 72 65 69 6e 64 20 6f 66 20 79 6f 75 72 73 3f
>>14296486

>> No.14296602

>>14296589
*Flips detonator switch*
*Presses button*
*boom*

>> No.14296603

>>14296587
>>14296517
>>14296486
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT FUCK CUNT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK SHIT FUCK CUNT FUCK

>> No.14296619

>>14296602
Good thing I placed the bombs on the cultist when he thought he placed it in the ground.

>> No.14296627

ITT

>> No.14296628

>>14296619
*Flips real switch*
*chimera is now a smoking wreck*
Always have a backup plan.

>> No.14296631

>>14296619
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

>> No.14296637

>>14296628
Your lungs are hanging out.
Should've looked thrice, eh?

>> No.14296641

>>14296566
54 68 61 74 27 73 20 76 65 72 79 20 6e 69 63 65 20 6f 66 20 79 6f 75 20 67 75 79 73 2c 20 49 20 6a 75 73 74 20 68 6f 70 65 20 79 6f 75 20 77 6f 6e 27 74 20 6d 69 6e 64 20 68 61 76 69 6e 67 20 61 20 70 6c 61 74 69 6e 75 6d 2d 6c 65 76 65 6c 20 6c 6f 72 64 20 77 69 74 68 20 79 6f 75 2e 20 4c 61 73 74 20 74 69 6d 65 20 49 20 77 6f 72 6b 65 64 20 77 69 74 68 20 6f 74 68 65 72 20 63 72 6f 6e 73 2c 20 61 20 73 68 69 74 73 74 6f 72 6d 20 65 6e 73 75 65 64 2e

>> No.14296643

Oh, don't mind us. We're totally not taking your internet connection. There's nothing in this crate. We're just carrying it.

>> No.14296649

>>14296628
Dude, don't tempt him. You KNOW how this always ends. With SURPRISE BANEBLADES!

>> No.14296651

>>14296641
4f 68 2c 20 49 20 67 6f 74 20 66 6f 75 72 20 77 6f 72 6b 69 6e 67 20 66 6f 72 20 6d 65 20 74 6f 20 6d 61 6e 61 67 65 20 74 68 65 20 73 70 79 64 65 72 73 2e 20 4e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67 20 61 6e 20 41 64 61 6d 61 6e 74 69 75 6d 2d 6c 65 76 65 6c 20 4c 6f 72 64 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 6d 65 20 63 61 6e 27 74 20 6d 61 6e 61 67 65 2e

>> No.14296659

>>14296637
Hot damn.
Truce.>>14296637
Against these guys?

>> No.14296668

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>> No.14296673

>>14296603
That does it, I'm sending you some Hrud for company. I don't have an unlimited supply, and they think your place is a refuge from the Imperial extermination, so... Just be gentile with them this time...

>>14296566
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>> No.14296680

>>14296668
59 6f 75 20 6c 6f 73 74 20 6d 65 2e 20 57 68 61 74 20 63 6f 64 65 20 69 73 20 74 68 61 74 20 69 6e 3f

>> No.14296690

Creed?
Truce against the Blood ravens?

>> No.14296693

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>> No.14296697

Vm0wd2QyUXlWa2hWV0doVlYwZFNUMVpzWkZOWFZsbDNXa1JTVjFKc2JETlhhMUpUVmpGYWMySkVUbGhoTVVwVVZtcEtTMU5IVmtk
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bXhVWWxoU2NWcEliM2RQVjBsNVYxUXhNR0ZIVlQxSmJuRjFhWE5wZEdsdmJnPT0=

>> No.14296698

>>14296683
51 48 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 50 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 50 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 50 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 50 48 32 51 48 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 48 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 49 32 51 48

>> No.14296700

>>14296690
Already taken care of.

>> No.14296717

>>14296698
Nice.

>> No.14296718

>>14296700
Oh crap..

RUN FOR IT!

>> No.14296719

>>14296651
52 65 61 6c 6c 79 3f 20 49 20 6c 6f 76 65 20 73 63 61 72 61 62 73 20 61 6e 64 20 61 6c 6c 20 6b 69 6e 64 73 20 6f 66 20 63 75 74 65 20 6c 69 74 74 6c 65 20 63 72 69 74 74 65 72 73 2c 20 63 61 6e 20 49 20 74 61 6b 65 20 63 61 72 65 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 6d 3f

>> No.14296720

>>14296680
Text to binary to octal to hex... He's being an ass.

>> No.14296729

>>14296700
Thanks for sending their souls into the warp. I'm heading back to there to see where they end up.

>> No.14296736

>>14296719
53 75 72 65 2e 20 54 68 65 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 74 68 65 20 6d 65 72 72 69 65 72 2e

>> No.14296738

>>14296697
54 68 65 20 73 74 61 6e 64 61 72 64 73 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 20 49 6e 71 75 69 73 69 74 69 6f 6e 3f 20 57 68 61 74 27 73 20 75 70 20 77 69 74 68 20 74 68 61 74 3f

>> No.14296743

>>14296738
Can anyone be a translator?
I would like to know what they're saying.

>> No.14296745

Look at your chairs.

>> No.14296752

>>14296720
>>14296720

>> No.14296753

>>14296745
Same as before and thanks for the bolt pistol.
*immediately chucks it out the window*

>> No.14296758

>They still speak in hex!

Hex is a dead language. Sure it sounds cool, but that's about all it's good for.

On the topic of games, does anybody else here own a steel soldier? Finding a sanctioned area to play live in is kind of a pain, but you can always connect for an online virtual match. Still, I feel like it doesn't matter if it feels exactly the same playing virtual. There's just something about operating your craft in reality, a thrill you don't get anywhere else, you know?

>> No.14296767 [DELETED] 

>>14296738
dMyKzaTMvsyRzYTNm8ySzYvMqMyWzLLMnM2FzJ7Nlm/MjM2MzJTMjc2dzLLMpSDMk8yazL/NjMyCzL7NnMyuzLvMqsy7zKnNlM2F
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>> No.14296768

>>14296743
If your boss can get me out off this annoying pact I might tell you how to understand the holy binary texts.

>> No.14296769

>>14296697
Not going to go through the work of decrypting that shit, inquisitorfag.

>>14296719
59 61 79 21 20 53 63 61 72 61 62 73 20 66 6f 72 20 65 76 65 72 79 6f 6e 65 21

>> No.14296771 [DELETED] 

>>14296745
>IOU One Chair
> -Blood Ravens
OH GODDAMMIT

>> No.14296774

>>14296738
ţ̴ͭͩ͌̋͊́̂̏̾ͤͪ̑͌̋̈҉̟̜̹̰̥̩̙͈̼̺̻̮͈̤̣̹̭͈ͅo̧̡̩̰̫̞̺̦͍͒ͪ̿
̙̰̹̹̗̰̤ͅͅ ̶̴̘͉̤̖̫̪͖̈́̾ͦ̏̆̾͒̀̕s̴̸̯̜͍̰̼̲͈͇̲̙͕͌̈͊̓̀̚͝͡t͗̄̂̒́̔̋̄̎̀
̢̧͚͇̟̫̟̳̱͖̝̘͖ͥ̈́̽̀ő̶̧͙̱̼̬̔ͧ̇͆ͯ̓͆ͨ͘ṗ̵̵̡̭̓̓̓͑̀̒̍̋̚͟͠
͉̩̳̙̩̘̤ ̛͍̰̭̱̣̠̐ͯ̂̽̌͂̍͟t̛̜̬̹͇̘̝͍̪̫̥̞͇̯̱͐̌ͦ͊ͬ̆̀ͫ̋ͪͦ͑ͮ̚͘e̿̌͛̃
̵̷̝̖͙̭̭̩̝̹̪̖̼͔̿ͮ̓͑͗͌̔̀̕x̵̶̠͖̩̺̖͉̪͍̻̯̖̞ͥ͊ͤ̄͆ͭ̒̀̀̚͠tͥ
̴̘̫̻̜͓͈̺͔͚̙̘̰̮̱̠̻̍̒̅̐ͣ́͒͒ͮ̉̑͌̑͛ͩ̇̀͢ ̵̤̳͖̝̙͉̪̜͓̙͍̊̑ͧͯͮͯͤ̒́͘f͍̬̭̠͈̟͖̜̖͗̓̆ͫ̃̊̊ͣ̑ͧ̄̂̽́̚͞͞͞͞
̠͈̫͙̠̩͉rͭͫͧ͋̃͗͆̔ͧͨ͊̾ͪͧͩ̈̄̏́͏̹͚̮͙̮̘̖̰̫̣̘͇̣̤̤̙́͟ͅỏ͋̎
̟̠͇̼̳͕̭̤̘̜̞̲̾́͢m̪̦̠͓ͬͤͥͫͯͨ̀ͬ͒̎͝͞ ̡̝̩͍͎̳̖̺̬̜͙̖̘̻̯̃̾͒ͮ͛͗ͧ̄̑͒ͧ̽͛̎͑̄̀́͘ͅb̽ͧ̏͒̍͌ͤ͗̓ͣ̃͑̕͞҉
͞͏͚̬̜̦̥̞͈̭̗ȩ̸̩͖͓͖̦ͩ͗͐̆ͮ̈́̒̆ͭ̌ͭ̀̚̕͞į̫̥̬̥̄͛ͬ̅ͫ̐͒̄͘͜͞
̥̤̪̩̱͔̩͈͚̮͓͔n̡̧̗̘̖̮̪̺͍̯͕͍̓̍̔̂̃ͭ̆̏̉̆͛̌̿̉ͣ͆̚ͅgͩͯ̓̐̈́͗͑
̨̗̮̻̠̖͇̲̖͕̳̎ͣ͋̓ͩ͑̾̽̏̀̎̚͠ͅ ͊̅͋̌͛ͫ̔ͩ̀̃́͏̖͔͓̞̞̠̠̟͖͙͖͈ͅć̷͙̟̘̪͚̮̳̤̔̈́̆͊͒͂̈͆̓̈́͂ͦ̐́
͇̮͍ơ̧̗̯͍̜̬͕̪̹͕̝ͫͪͩͥͮ͊̅̇͑̊͗rͬ̑ͤͮ͑̈̓̓̾̈́͋͛̃͋̔ͦ̚͏̵̧͖͟͟
̲̺͍̤̳͓̟̜̣̰̪͈̩r̳̖̱̟͕͖̩̀ͪ̃̐̈̏̓̽͘͜͞u̷͔ͦ̾͆̿͂ͫͧ̀͊̅̒̽ͣ͋̅̚
̞̯̣͖̟͉̩̞̳̮p̼̟̽ͧ̉̏͐ͦ̌ͪ̋̒ͧͧ̚͟͠ͅͅͅṫ̵̢̤̝̥͖͙̅̐ͤ͗͐͢eͯ̌̅̚
̵̩͎͓͔̭̣̭̻̮̺̘͖̙͂ͥ̉̈́ͦ̀̇̾̑̌̇̈̂̃̓̕͘͜͟d̡̟̮̭̭͔̋ͥͯ̎̎ͦͦ̍ͣͭ

>> No.14296777

>>14296745
>IOU one chair
> -Blood Ravens
OH GODDAMMIT

>> No.14296781

>>14296767
49 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 67 65 74 20 61 20 73 68 69 74 20 6f 66 20 74 68 69 73 2e 2e 2e

49 74 27 73 20 70 72 6f 62 61 62 6c 79 20 48 65 72 65 74 65 6b 21

>> No.14296784

>>14296745
73 39 109 32 111 110 32 109 121 32 98 101 100 13 10 13 10 87 72 65 84 32 78 79 87 32 67 82 69 69 68 63

>> No.14296795

>>14296758
54 65 63 68 6e 69 63 61 6c 6c 79 2c 20 74 68 65 72 65 20 61 72 65 20 6f 6e 6c 79 20 65 76 65 72 20 32 20 6f 72 20 33 20 63 6f 64 65 73 20 74 68 61 74 20 61 72 65 6e 27 74 20 64 65 61 64 20 61 74 20 61 6e 79 20 67 69 76 65 6e 20 74 69 6d 65 2e 20 42 69 6e 61 72 79 20 69 73 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 74 68 65 20 66 69 72 73 74 20 6f 6e 65 2c 20 62 65 63 61 75 73 65 20 79 6f 75 20 6e 65 65 64 20 69 74 20 66 6f 72 20 6d 61 63 68 69 6e 65 20 63 6f 64 65 2e 20 54 68 65 20 73 65 63 6f 6e 64 20 6f 6e 65 20 69 73 20 61 6c 77 61 79 73 20 74 68 65 20 63 6f 64 65 20 74 68 65 20 6c 61 74 65 73 74 20 6d 61 63 68 69 6e 65 73 20 61 72 65 20 75 73 69 6e 67 2e 20 53 6f 6d 65 74 69 6d 65 73 20 74 68 65 20 63 6f 64 65 20 74 68 61 74 20 63 61 6d 65 20 62 65 66 6f 72 65 20 62 75 74 20 69 73 20 73 6c 6f 77 6c 79 20 62 65 69 6e 67 20 70 68 61 73 65 64 20 6f 75 74 20 69 73 20 74 68 65 20 74 68 69 72 64 20 6f 6e 65 2e

>> No.14296796

>>14296784
Look again.

>> No.14296808

What the hell's going on in here?

>> No.14296816

>>14296808
OI, LITTLE ONE, MA BRO BEAT UP YA FRIEND, NOW ITZ YA TURN!

>> No.14296817

>>14296808
Creed

>> No.14296820

>>14296758
73 39 109 32 111 110 32 109 121 32 98 101 100 13 10 13 10 87 72 65 84 32 78 79 87 32 67 82 69 69 68 63

>> No.14296821

KHARN IS A HOMO

>> No.14296838

>>14296758
Hex will rise again, it's a classy language for classy technology.

If you're ever in my segmentum, I'll gladly spar with you. Damn rare to find a fellow tehie who has the thrones to throw around on a steel soldier.

>> No.14296844

>>14296821
Oh shut up.

>> No.14296853

>>14296821
>>14296821
41 77 20 73 68 69 74 2c 20 74 68 65 20 54 68 6f 72 69 61 6e 73 20 64 69 64 20 69 74 20 61 67 61 69 6e 2e 0d 0a 0d 0a 49 74 20 77 61 73 20 50 65 72 74 75 72 61 62 6f 27 73 20 74 75 72 6e 20 6c 61 73 74 20 74 69 6d 65 2c 20 73 6f 20 49 20 67 75 65 73 73 20 69 74 27 73 20 41 6e 67 72 6f 6e 27 73 20 74 75 72 6e 20 74 6f 20 67 65 74 20 68 69 6d 20 62 61 63 6b 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 61 74 20 63 68 61 69 72 20 74 68 69 73 20 74 69 6d 65 2e

>> No.14296901

>>14296816
The emperor thinks he's better than you. Are you gitz great enough to defend your place?

>> No.14296933

NO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK ON THE CHAIR

CUSTODES! BRING ME SOME TACO BELLIUS!

>> No.14296966

>>14296901
ARE YA IMPLYING WE DIDNT BEAT THAT GIT TO A PULP ALREADY?
HE'Z SITTING IN A STUPID GOLDEN CHAIR SINCE WE BEAT HIM UP LAST TIME

>> No.14297027

Gork and Mork please go.

>> No.14297030

>>14296966

COOL STORY BRO

ARE YOU NEXT GOING TO SAY YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF THE BLACK CRUSADE?

I ALWAYS ORDER MY TACOS WITH ORK MEAT. MMM-MMM DELICIOUS.

>> No.14297105

Oh, don't mind me, I'm totally not stealing your stuff.

>> No.14297128

The Swarmlord at McDonald's: "One Big Macragge with large cola."

True story.

>> No.14298142

Bump

>> No.14298885

Hey, I heard someone say those orks can punch you over the internet, please tell me this is just a myth.

>> No.14299091

>>14298885

I juz' punched ya. Ya now tell me if w-orked.

>> No.14299206

>implying empurah doesn't like stuffing his mouth full of squiggly bitz

>> No.14299233

>>14296821
SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT AN ENTIRE CRUSADE HANGING OUT WITH MEN

>> No.14299298

>>14299233
Says the man who followed this guy at one point.

>> No.14299526

Oi ya gitz! Da Boss iz bampin' dis dread!

>> No.14299719

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14302912

Right, thanks for the bed! What a nice gift.

>> No.14303024

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

>> No.14303135

>>14303024
Nothing much.

>> No.14303267

Dont mind us, we're just passing through

>> No.14303477

>>14303267
Oh, don't mind us. We're totally not stealing your synapse creatures.

>> No.14303607

>>14303477
HEY! GET BACK HERE!

>> No.14303878

BUMPAN

>> No.14304290

Keep bumpin'

>> No.14304382

BOOMP FOR THE EMPRAH

>> No.14304404

This thread...

I don't even know anymore.

>> No.14304731

>>14304404
You've walked into heresy.

>> No.14305010

Gift bumP

>> No.14305049

Keep it alive, people!

>> No.14305062

Dont make it die

>> No.14305077

Ah, it seems that finally I shall be able to communicate again.

tl;dr
IM BACK BIATCHES

>> No.14305092

archive mabey?

>> No.14305398

>>14305077
Screw you.

>> No.14305816

Damn Autosage.

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