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[ERROR] No.14168045 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Lets talk about ridiculous things. I saw this picture, and I thought "There aren't enough games where a wizard rides on the hood of a car, forms a lance of magic, and goes jousting with it." So I'm making one. I want to add as much ridiculous bullshit as possible. Land mines, .50 cal sniper rifles, unicorns, +1 uzis, lava, the works. So, in this thread, list ridiculous bullshit so I can turn it into cards. Bonus points for art.

>> No.14168060

Oversize chainsaw swords? Yes plz.

>> No.14168081

Shotgun wielding gentlemen?

Captcha: Makin cultured

>> No.14168087

Ponies

>> No.14168093

>>14168045
The death race episode of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt.

>> No.14168098

It doesn't get much more ridiculous than LASER RAPE FORESTS.

>> No.14168111

Just use Risus but add stunt dice.

>> No.14168119

>>14168098
That was a good thread.

>> No.14168208

Lightning gun

>> No.14168251

Care Bear Stare.

>> No.14168260

Have yet to work this into one of my campaigns but I so want to.

>> No.14168316

Well, there needs to be some sort of "awesome point" for players to receive for doing awesome shit, and spend in some narrativistic manner, in order to effect greater awesome.

>> No.14168328

Flamethrower wielding billionaire.

Face it. If it were anything other than the Simpsons doing it, it would be completely out of place.

>> No.14168368

Undead computer,
Huh don't have a pic for this.

>> No.14168382

>>14168316
Actually, I am going for a casual card based combat game. Instead of having a battle map, you can play terrain cards between you and other people (Exploding volcano, land mines, steel works, etc.) You play weapons (Uzi, sniper rifle, katana) mod them (+1, flaming, armor piercing), then beat the shit out of your friends. When you cause a wound, you get it as points. Damage someone enough, and they "Power Up", and get to draw from increasingly ridiculous decks. Once everyone is at max power, the game ends, and whoever had the most points wins. The goal is something you can teach in 2 minutes, play in 20, and clean up in 20 seconds.

>> No.14168399

Spell: "The floor is lava."
High level requirement.
Higher the level, wider the effect.
Only combatants are effected.

>> No.14168409

Chainsaw Launcher.

>> No.14168410

Racism.

>> No.14168423

They have all of this (and encourage this kind of thing) in d20 modern Urban Arcana.

Too bad the system is awful.

>> No.14168425

TWO FEET! TWO FEET!

>> No.14168430

One of your mods has to be "gun that shoots X." So you can make a gun that shoots chainsaws, a gun that shoots swords or chainsaws, or even a gun that shoots other guns. After all, a gun that shoots other guns would have twice the range, right?

>> No.14168433

Perky teen monsters.

>> No.14168444

>>14168060
Come on, at least post some Redeemer then.
He has a flamethrower crown as well!

>> No.14168449

Two midgets standing one atop the other, sharing a trench coat.

>> No.14168453

>>14168449
They get two punch attacks every round.

>> No.14168462

>>14168449
Here.

>> No.14168466

I think you can do all these things in Exalted.

>> No.14168481

I AM STEALING SO MANY IDEAS HERES ONE BACK

father figures

>> No.14168487

>> No.14168494

>>14168433

What's that from?

>> No.14168500

monocles. wearing one grants a +3 to your monocle stat

>> No.14168501

>>14168409
This could work as a military weapon for anti-personal IF it launched the actual teeth-on-rope part of the chainsaw...a large bundle of those, exploding off of the shell would tear through all enemies not in a vehicle.

>> No.14168509

>> No.14168514

Is that the Guyver?

>> No.14168519

Multitarget Strike

>> No.14168533

Golems have the ability to beatbox so well the gods cry.

>> No.14168541

Jingomecha

>> No.14168547

Militant Mimes.

>> No.14168549

Bearstronauts

>> No.14168563

>> No.14168564

Garlic-infusing-stake Gun? But that's a little cliche by now I guess...

>> No.14168566

Pony shit take it to /co/

>> No.14168574

>>14168566
Reported for being an insufferable pretentious tripfag

>> No.14168575

Cyborg PResidents

>> No.14168576

>>14168566
>see ponies
>ignore thread content
>post dumb shit anyways.

I also suggest roving unicycle gangs.

>> No.14168579

You down with OTC?
(Yeah, you know me)

>> No.14168593

The Goddamn Monkey King

>> No.14168609

Animasacre

>> No.14168611

Undead clown bards, killing with the power of laughter

>> No.14168634

Paper Pyro
>It works really well, but only the once.

>> No.14168656

Pocketpistol

>> No.14168670

Superhero Knifefight Scandal

>> No.14168681

Weapon of Choice

>> No.14168690

giant girlfriends

>> No.14168706

Toroidal Bitchslap Singularity

>> No.14168709

Armor for the slutty elf princess in all of us.

>> No.14168718

>>14168690

>> No.14168721

Urban Dog Sleding

>> No.14168729

Raptor Natural Philosophy

>> No.14168748

Post-apocalyptic robot session band

>> No.14168764

Mimic/Sucubi halfbreeds. Hey, they fuck EVERYTHING.

>> No.14168765

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>> No.14168772

>>14168721

Wow, think you put enough memes in that pic, guy?

>> No.14168773

>>14168045
Play shadowrun sometime.

Fucking love wizards in shadowrun. Bonus points for shooting an uzi while jousting.

>> No.14168785

So many to choose from... but Beetlejuice and The Joker are definitely in.

>> No.14168800

Optimum Razor Profile

>> No.14168804

a recommended name for the game

>> No.14168817

>> No.14168820

Non-euclidian terrain

>> No.14168823

Simplified Quantum Physics

>> No.14168843

More drugs and a big bag of anti cancer traits.

>> No.14168844

"Flaming" weapons

>> No.14168851

Squaring the Circle

>> No.14168865

Tiny Minions

>> No.14168871

Draught Whales

>> No.14168911

Adorable monsters

>> No.14168928

Moped Cannon
(doubles: It's real)

>> No.14168935

infant launch vehicle

>> No.14168939

BOOM.

>> No.14168956

axegun

>> No.14168975

>>14168634

want.

>> No.14168979

>>14168956
I counter with swordgun.

>> No.14168981

Double barrel

>> No.14168988

>>14168928

Good luck hitting anything with it.

Contributating with Worlds Most Difficult Golf Course.

>> No.14169011

>>14168988
Minecraft 3: Herobryne's Revenge

>> No.14169020

>>14168988
Yeah, the delta force didn't have too much luck with it either.

Care for a light?

>> No.14169031

>>14168541

>Franze Erderl

>> No.14169034

>>14168981
TRIPLE BARREL

>> No.14169040

Traction Air-Harbor

>> No.14169155

Anything looks better with a chaingun strapped to it.

ANYTHING.

A cat? Damn straight.

A plane? You bet yer ass, it's the main armament these days.

A schoolgirl?

..brb.


Also, Tome of Eldricth Adjectiving

>> No.14170847

Masters of Disguise.

>> No.14170857

In Exalted, stealing the words from a person's mouth and beating them to death with them. Or just about anything from exalted, really.

>> No.14170866

Hot Australian naval admirals

>> No.14170876

Gravity gun from BLAME!

Anyone got pics of damage it does?

>> No.14170888

Every class of character has a cute girl version

>> No.14170913

Dogs in plug-suits, piloting our mechas.

>> No.14170921

>>14170913

DOG, GET OUT OF THAT PLUGSUIT

YOU ARE NOT SHINJI
You don't even know what Angel is

>> No.14170933

>>14168988
So ... Australia is ridiculous to you?

>> platypus.jpg

>> No.14170940

>>14170876
70 km hole...
in its lowest setting.
God damn.

>> No.14170943

Always.

>> No.14170963

>>14170866
>Hot
>Australian

I'd hit it.

>> No.14170984

I'm just going to go ahead and recommend this movie.

>> No.14171115

Landsharks

>> No.14171118

>gooky cartoon movie

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