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[ERROR] No.13975067 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I saw this on /b/, but it was fairly retarded (as most things on /b/ tend to end up) but I figured you elegan/tg/entlemen would be far better at this.

Also, for bonus points, a link to what you'd want your signature move to look like (youtube should work fine)

I still have to think about mine, so I'll get back to y'all with it. Also, I'll use the coolest idea as the BBG in my next campaign.


>> No.13975183

1) A noble objective, but one you may find difficult after I've killed you.

2) The slowly unfurling, whiling and grinding mechanisms of my deathwalker

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeklv6gcUU

>> No.13975186

"Get out of my office? What the fuck? Stop waving your thing at me?!"

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2q5kidXHuo

Signature Move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs&feature=related

>> No.13975467

1) " I almost pity you. Despite all of your valiant efforts, the inevitable has come to pass. All that you stand for has fallen, mortal, and it is now your turn to do the same..."
2) The windy central plaza of a shattered, dessicated husk of a city, in front of the now desecrated church.
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ0KilHkxFk

Signature Move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeyXbHBCVJY (1:20)

>> No.13975505

1. "and for your final challenge. FACE YOUR MURDERED GIRLFRIEND!", zombified girlfriend enters to fight.

2. recently devistated elven forest. corrupted temple to elvish goddess.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

>> No.13975528

Pre-battle quote: This isn't a JRPG. I'm not chatting while or before I fight.
Battle location: A fortified position swarming with my soldiers.
Battle music: None. But there will be very large, focused speakers blaring white noise so loud that it causes permenant hearing loss aimed at the entrance.

>> No.13975567

1) "But enough talk, have at you!" (If they get it, they will be confused for a moment, and if not it's badass enough)
2) The secret back area of the first dungeon which the heroes only discover is there after they have quested all over the place
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gK_dy5nUWA

>> No.13975583

1) "Look at you. Do you think your some sort of hero? A saviour? A martyr? Face it, you're going to die here, and it'll all be for nothing. Even if you win, what will that accomplish. There's nothing left. You're just a single mote of dust floating in a sunbeam shining through this new hell... Me? I'm the sun."

2) On the back of an undead dragon, slowly floating through a fiery abyss as the embers of a dead world soar pass into the void.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfRkdWd2Qg

>> No.13975628

Epic quote and I love immediate music. Well done, sir.

>> No.13975663

1: No sound but my steps echoing thoughout the empty space
2: at the top of The Monolith

>> No.13975678

>A saviour? A martyr?


>> No.13975713

1: Unintelligible, sounds like: BLÄÄÄÄÄÄRGH!

2: In the deepest frozen icy caves of the tallest grim dark northern winter mountain of Blashyrkh.


and it would be awesome

>> No.13975717

2) My bedroom
3) Mr Bluesky

>> No.13975723

1. "You can't kill the Messiah."
2. The player's awards ceremony (think of the end of A New Hope ).
3. Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

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>> No.13975740

You got a better idea for music worthy of Kane?

>> No.13975744

>Let the Bodies hit the floor

That song was firmly cemented as "LOLSOEDGY" by my wannabe badass room mate

>> No.13975746

1) "ENOUGH! You've bested my servants, foiled my plans, and broken my empire. But I... am still a man. I am still a soldier. Come, cowards, and dance with my blade!"

2) who cares

3) http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/dance-of-thorns

>> No.13975750

1.) "So. This is the end. OUR end."

2.) The ruins of a once thriving city, the funeral pyres for the inhabitants casting long shadows over the combatants.

3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Y2KsOxW4A&feature=related

>> No.13975753

1. "i've got nothing but hatred left. now-- FEEL MY RAGE."

2. highrise rooftop during a storm.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg

>> No.13975786

1. "Really? Is this your final choice? So be it."
2. a pocket Dimension where platforms float in interlocking rings and layers.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS5SKUJWuQk

Seeing he is a near god being....

>> No.13975787

1) WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LOVE ME?! (As a child's voice reverberating in your head)

2) The site where the Garden of Eden once blossomed, an arid, stony desert expanse with a few ruins exposed to the air.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOjJ3JOvDKk&feature=related

Couldn't find a video good enough to depict its signature move. It kneels down and leans close, snatching you up with its free hand and tries to force you into the "womb" at its neck, so the "fetus" can "play with you".

>> No.13975800

2. Generic Office Building
3. Yakkety Sax

>> No.13975811


2: A Roman Opera House with people crucified upon the walls

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY

>> No.13975825

1. "Look around you. You come before me, a murderer; a butcher; someone riding on the coat-tails of those more powerful than him and thinking with his sword. Do you understand what killing me will do to all that I have built? To all the people who depend on me? The will, the sacrifice, it takes to create what I have? No, you do not. If you succeed, I pity what awaits you. Come. For good or ill, let us end this."

2. The shuddering, collapsing throne room of my citadel, filled with the ancient life-support system that has kept my cybernetically enhanced form going for centuries.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck

>> No.13975833

T'is a shame, I could've used you.

Ruined city.


>> No.13975846

1) "One-on-one? That's funny. Try my army versus you."

2) On top of Yggdrasil.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>> No.13975862

"Well, you're trying to send me to my death? I certainly hope you'll join me."

Penthouse in NYC.

Keasby Nights by Catch 22.

Signature move? Dropping the deadman's switch to blow all of the explosives rigged in the building.

>> No.13975863

1 - "I always knew it would come down to us. I always knew you would betray me. It was my foolish trust that brought you here, not your strength."

2 - Under the Dome of Justice, watched over by the Heralds of Truth as they await the death that will signal the future of the Empire.

3 - Merely the wordless song of the Heralds, four hundred men and women in harmony.

>> No.13975866

1. "It matters not if you kill me here and now. There are billions of ther realities, and billions of other possibilities. I'm quite sure you failed your noble pursuit in at least one of them."

2. The Universe

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

>> No.13975871

1) And so, this is how it ends...
2) A vast unbroken plain with nothing but the stars overhead

Signature move would be a black vortex attack

>> No.13975888


I love you.

>> No.13975898

1. "Valiant though you were, you'll come to see this was all for naught."

2. The top of my broken castle tower, with an otherworldly vortex spinning around it. I think its worth mentioning that i built my castle in the middle of new york city.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UhvtqXnTH8


>> No.13975899

/tg/ is so uncreative

>> No.13975905

1. Finally it ends! Will you be able to stop me before the point of no return? Buhahahaha!

2. Falling from space rapidly nearing the point where it will be impossible to correct course enough to avoid burning up in re-entry.

3. Dog Fighter, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH6ZiySBy_w

>> No.13975908

1. "Just you.. and Me... and the GUARDS!!!"
2. some kind of bunker
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M5D5OA-d4

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>> No.13975924

1) So it's come down to this. Regardless of the outcome, I'll still have the sky

2) Contested airspace

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY

>> No.13975951

I was once a normal boy. Until my dad bought me a computer. Twenty years later, I AM THE INTERNET!

Inside a Tron-like arena.


>> No.13975952

1.) "Who has truly won when I'm dead?"

2.) pic related

3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgngsuStq4

>> No.13975960

1. "You are all mistakes; genetics accidents unfit to have inherited the land of my fathers. I will rectify this failure, and we will walk as Gods once again."
2. My bunker/laboratory.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-BrSkWcsVY&feature=related

>> No.13975970

1) All I wanted was for my children to be free.... and you've damned us. For that, you and everything you hold dear, will burn. For my children, you will burn.

2) Atop the broken capital of the once great human city, home to the line of kings responsible for the genocide of an entire race.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRMz8fKkG2g

>> No.13975971

Quote: I'm gonna step on your neck.
Location: A dive bar
Theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAiO0snfVMQ

>> No.13975974

1. No pre battle quote. I just fucking jump out of the shadows wearing my battle suit and trash whoever the squishiest member of the band of heros is. Then I make some snarky comments, after which I proceed to kill all of them while preforming a running narration regarding their shortcomings and progress thus far.

2. The battle takes place inside my personal base, on the utility level directly above the command center. I am engaging the Heros here so that in the unlikely event they manage to defeat me, they will still need to find a way down and then fight the personnel operating the Command Center before they can shut down the mcgruffin. By which point it will be far too late.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2sKTDXqN6U

>> No.13975981

1.) "Took you long enough to get here."
2.) Generic pub #627
3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBKgOyMzSc

>> No.13975986

1 - Welcome, my son. Come, rest your head, and lay down your burdens. There is nothing to fear, here.

2 - A log cabin in the woods, where I have retired from a long life of adventuring and charitable work.

3 - A bittersweet tune on the French Horn, echoing the player's betrayal and abject loss of humanity.

>> No.13975997

1) "Hmph. That scared little boy I remember isn't looking through your eyes anymore. That sword, your stance... You mean to kill me. Good. Foolish, misguided, and far too late, but good nonetheless. You finally understand that the only justice on this earth is that taken by the sword. Come. Test the sinews and muscles of your arm against those of mine, and we will see who is right."

2) A black, wind-blasted plateau under the light of the full moon. Also this is one of those bosses where killing it sorta means it possesses you. FYI.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igCrwAtrKL8&feature=related

>> No.13976001

"All I wanted to do was build things that might make people happy..."

Warehouse in Los Angeles.


>> No.13976010

1. Welcome to the end of the line

2. At the top of a tower inaccessible from the ground.

3. Dancing Mad

>> No.13976013

1) And yet we were friends.
2) A steam punk dirigible which serves as a floating aircraft carrier.
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGX6vGL0GBI&feature=feedlik

>> No.13976015

1. So... did you ever heard the term "Thanatos gambling"?

2. In a random street early evening

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54IJVzysiQQ

>> No.13976023

1."I'm afraid this is the part where I stop you. We could have done so much for this world and yet in the end, you refuse. But it doesn't matter, if you wish to meet Death, then I will gladly bring you to him."

2.In the protagonist's hallucination world.


>> No.13976028

1. "I am the very planet itself, I have it's might at my fingertips, and killing me simply destroys all you have worked to rebuild. Do you wish to return this land back to its shattered former self? Very well then, if words will not do, then let my actions speak for themselves."

2. the deep part of a cave, closest to the mantle as possible.

3/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poSw7tFLB4

>> No.13976032

1. You ants will dance, for me.
2. Opera house stage
3. An entire orchestra playing symphony of some sort. (+ live audience)

epic bard, or swashbuckler, or rouge of some sort, agility/grace warrior

>> No.13976053

1) "We were once friends... but I cannot forgive you. Still, I won't forget you. The world will know you as heroes when you're gone."

2) The heart of my time-traveling hypertech super-fortress.

3) Iced Earth - A Question of Heaven

>> No.13976057

1. I am but human emotion given form. You can never truly defeat my kind, unless you strip from people that which makes them human. I am as you have made me.

2. Their own mind

3. O God Protect Me - Ben Frost

>> No.13976103

1) You have traveled far, fought my strongest warriors, destroyed my most brilliant generals, the time for talk is over.

2) In a throne room at the bottom of my dwarven citadel, the entrance located in a canyon surrounded by undead, fire demons and pits of molten rock the interior quaintly decorated with pictures of cheese and the horrible burning death of everything that had ever visited.

My chambers/throne room would be suspended with a scenic view of the magma pits/forges gold inlays on the floor, obsidian throne with spikes of diamond, weapons decorating the walls maybe a few tasteful tapestries.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQXsQfph4Do&feature=related

>> No.13976104

1) Good evening, friends! I'm afraid I can't offer you any refreshments but please stay for the night.
2) A garishly decorated underwater base full of traps that's quickly filling with smoke from the heroes' entrance.
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxLR_f8ylk
Bonus) Traps, of course. Frequently involving Ruth Goldberg machines and antique firearms mounted on the walls.

>> No.13976106

1) I will find the secret in this lab and finally become the LORD OF TIME. Don't worry, your pain will only be temporary.

2) In a Tesseract. Inside of that tesseract will be another tesseract. I am in all of the rooms in it.[spoilersdontworkon/tg/]

3)Guardian's Knight http://miburl.com/ffVaex Something that would set the tone for somebody that is on the Crux of Time.

>> No.13976118

Oh god that song is amazing.

>> No.13976123

1. Roll for initiative.

2. Behind the DM screen.

3. Universe at War soundtrack - Divine Intervention

>> No.13976125

1) "Heh. You think a Lich would have survived too long in this world without being as good as I am? Face it kids, I'm your teacher's teacher. I'm a legend. I'm THIS good at surviving. But, whatever. Have fun finding my Phylactery."

2) At the top of my Secure Hideout #4 (out of an unspecified number of hideouts) that will trigger the Cloud Kill traps the moment I die.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdt74rarv4g Because DANCING MAD

>justice ydringli

I know, CAPTCHA.

>> No.13976136

-"I must admit, you have shattered all my expectations. One man against the greatest empire on Earth, and you still crushed it. However, why do you still fight, you know no one will know of your part in this battle, your achievements, your sacrifices, nothing....well I suppose you were foolish enough to start this whole thing, so you must not care. Let this be the end of our little dance, in this crumbling city, we will see who stands at the top."

-Starting in a large hall, crumbling as a war rages on outside. The battle then goes through a large city in the grips of a war, the MC and the boss fighting in the streets, on roofs and leading to the final face off on a platform on the highest tower as it begins to collapse.

- Starting with something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlMQKMGWBBo or some speedy jazz music [Like TANK from Bebop]
and leading up to something like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GgktgJGnns&feature=related , real climactic music.

>> No.13976139

(The scene is atop the tallest skyscraper in a city, now in ruins, consumed by a raging, uncontrollable fire)

"Fool. You think you are the first to challenge me with threats of righteous fury and divine retribution? So eager to throw away your life for such hollow lies.

Come then. I will open your eyes to the truth, right before I pluck them from their sockets."

*sadistic grin, evilest fucking laugh this side of Vincent Price as music kicks in*


>> No.13976145

1."Haha. Stop and turn back? You make that sound so easy... But I'm afraid it is quite impossible. The mountain of bodies behind me is far too high."

2. The uppermost room of a spire, built upon a floating island on a collision course with the capital city.



>> No.13976149

1. One hundred and fifty six. That is the number of groups like yours I have killed. I remember thirty two of the battles. This one, I will not.

2. Town square of the most important city they visited.

3. http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/knifes-edge

>> No.13976150

1. "hey kid, wanna /ss/ ?"

2. playground

3. katy perry

>> No.13976188

-Signature move: Shooting at the MCs head then leaping over them, spinning and shooting both guns downward over them, landing and firing another shot towards the back.

>> No.13976191

1) You have to listen. This isn't real; Nothing you are perceiving is real. You have to wake up. YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP.
2) Inside the collective unconscious of all living beings.
3) The Glitch Mob - Fortune Days

>> No.13976195

"OH? More food? well then...SOUPS ON!"

(The scene is in a active volcano)

>> No.13976214

1. " You cannot stop the coming storm, mortals! The summons shall soon be complete, and this world will end! "

2. A square chamber filled with large columns and several ledges. The torches are arranged so that only the center of the room can be seen. An alter covered in blood and several bodies sits at one end of the room. The whole location is 8-bit.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oczhB9zYx74

8-bit Call of Cthulhu game anyone?

>> No.13976220

1). Yea yea, I know. Asking you to join me? Pointless. Asking you to walk away? A wasted gesture. Telling you my motives? A delaying tactic worthy only of idiots and megalomaniacs. This is the kind of shit they talk about in storybooks. The kind of thing they regale about in bars between drunken bosom friends. When it's all over, I'll have one and finished my plans, or you'll have stopped me, and this moment becomes a legend. Regardless of what happens, I'll be remembered forever... and everyone you sought to save from me... will remember that I was Right.

2). The heart of some eldritch laboratory filled with a strange mix of weapons and contraptions of various tech levels, technomagical, pure science, superscience, that sort of thing.

3). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo
4). Second phase of he fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU

>> No.13976223

1. "It is a shame you had to be a fool. You could have saved the world."

2. In the middle of a massive battle, protected from interruption by some kind of rather large energy field.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQZsW0H7LU

Special Move: Grabbing one character by the face and teleporting with them around franticly, smashing them into the barrier and ground brutally with each teleport.

>> No.13976236

2) On top of a mountain of bones and skulls of diffrent giants, beasts, dragons, titans..etc...
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3XbeRzISc

>> No.13976242

1.) "Come! End my despair! End my lonliness! End me so that the world may finally be put to rest!"
2.) An abandoned space station, overlooking the ruined world.
3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kctyo_Fvw4U

>> No.13976249

3. The new shit, marilyn manson

For reference:

>> No.13976265

1. "Scratching....the walls are scratching....hes scratching at them...I have to break the walls you see...or he'll keep scratching them...he won't stop...he'll scratch right through your eyes."

2. In a large dark cave, in front of a colossal wall with strange carvings. The wall shakes, like it's being cut out of the image, and as the battle goes on the wall shakes wilder and the cave quivers.

3. The sound of scratching, a barely audible screaming and the mumbling of the boss.

>> No.13976281


What the f....


>> No.13976291

The Eye of the Storm

>> No.13976302

1. "I am anything but impatient. Everything will fall under my control."

2. The main hall of what was once a mansion, surrounded by void.

3. http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/english

>> No.13976311

1: I know why you are here. You come with the question on your lips - why? Yet we are both aware that no answer would be satisfactory - that in the end, all that will satisfy you is death and destruction. So come, would-be hero, with all your fury - history will not remember you if you fail.

2: Standing atop a tower stretching high above the surrounding countryside, the tallest thing in sight - much of the nearby grounds are filled with fire and battle between my defenders being pushed back and the hero's army, which I am overlooking from above.

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjVFxqAeP1U

>> No.13976330

1. "To desire to be a hero is to selfishly long for others to be thrust into harm's way so you may save them...I'll indulge you, though, and become your villain."

2. In modern era, a mall or place where the heroes cannot fight all out for fear of hurting innocents. In medieval times, it'll just be the classic cathedral.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZsnqnxUdYM

>> No.13976353

1) "Welcome to DIE!"

2) Avalon // Asteroid M

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zilXqw_Kkrg

>> No.13976354

I get that you want it all creepy like, but this sounds like a boring as fuck final boss... Midboss sure, not a final boss.

This on the other hand, is fucking classy.

>> No.13976363

Scene is in an abandoned lab, red flashing security lights and alarms, broken equipment and glass everywhere.

"Why did you come here? Looking for an answer? A reason, an explanation for our creation. There is no explanation.

Only death."


>> No.13976368

1. "For thirty years I've been the undisputed ruler of this kingdom, and I've long since come to terms with the truth that I may be done in by some upstart idealist fool. But if the price for my actions is a relatively quick and painless death by your hand, I'd say that I've already won this game. Have at thee, boy."
2. giant flying steampunk castle
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roHje14-K44

>> No.13976380


Best AVGN ending ever!

>> No.13976384

1. "Here, smoke with me."
2. Endless savanna inside of a shared dream
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INHttEHCZEw
4. Signature move: create the cliché perfect custom imaginary world.

>> No.13976386

1) Fair warning. I am a necromancer. That means I can hurt and kill you. And not necessarily in that order.

2) In a funeral home surrounded by my undead minions.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZO2m3IWjDM

>> No.13976389

1. "You're too late, the codes have been sent! You have nothing left but revenge for a wasteland!"

2. A nuclear command bunker, screens flashing warnings and missile trajectories.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjufc7GMrCs

>> No.13976392

1. "Snap fingers" Then adjust brim of fedora. (signal to sniper to fire")

2. Secluded neutral location, presumably for a negotiation

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoooscPFiyc

>> No.13976395

Pre-battle Quote: "We all live once, if at all. If I die, I die proud. If I live, I bury you villains."

Location: On a bridge, under a tunnel, on a ship, or in my home.

Music: Electric Head pt.2 by White Zombie

>> No.13976409

1. "It's a shame, really. Unlike most mad geniuses, I planned for you to get this far. And I also know you're going to die!"

2. Top of the middle tower of the doomsday machine I built, the party watching as I fuse with the power of my machine to my ultimate form.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzoy26Wj8I0

>> No.13976410

Against a gigantic monolith carved into the shape of his head, speaking in a robotic voice:

1) "A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true. Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."

2) A ruined colosseum; the sky is red and thundering and the ground is constantly quaking.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TitUJrwcxio

>> No.13976452

Pic related

>> No.13976460

1. You did not see me, nor my weapon. You did not hear me strike. What you feel now is 50cm of finest mono-blade, stuck inside your torso.
I am not your greatest enemy, I bet. But I am your last. Your fight ended 15 seconds ago, let go of your life, now.

2. A dark passage, somewhere inside a burning macropolis, overrun by loyal Imperial forces.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFnsv_N2xbE

>> No.13976461

1) For decades, I built my land, my empire. And in such a short time you have destroyed it all. You shall suffer for that.
2) Throne room in an empty, destroyed castle.
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nBC4nzRIbw

>> No.13976466

1: "Such a rousing speech, Admiral, but your pathetic resistance must soon come to an end. Come, let's dance."
2: Two airship fleets meeting above a magical maelstrom. My fight is in three stages - fleet to fleet combat, followed by one on one dogfight, followed by on-foot duel atop the zeppelins as they begin to wreck and fall to earth as burning debris.
3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98gIxCe1zo

Bonus: For the first two stages, "artillery barrage, sector F-23!" My fleet opens fire on the player. For the last:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3h-2PEioCc (0:14)

>> No.13976467

1. *sigh* "Really? You couldn't just give up, you're going to make me do the whole big-fight-right-before-my-plan-comes-to-fruition thing? Fine, we'll do it your way."
2. In the middle of a city street
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkT2wW3-1jQ

>> No.13976479

The guy would have like, Eldritch magic on his side, and since hes so close to the god like being behind the wall he can pretty much control reality. But really I was just trying for creepy. A better boss would probably be the god actually being released

>> No.13976486

1. "It's ugly, is it not? A blight upon the cosmos, this jewel, this... world... that my siblings forged from their own existences. Long have I sought to send it back to the Essence from which it came. And you've come to stop me. But I know you can't. Not while I'm in possession of your brother's body, after all..."
2. A crystalline structure floating in the ether above the world upon which the game had taken place.
3. http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/156518

>> No.13976496

1) So, you've come, then, have you? To take ol' Dreadbeard's treasure? Ha ha ha...I always knew this day would come. You survived the traps, you beat the zombies, you made it here. I've sharpened my cutlass for just such an occasion. Forgive me for blathering on like an old maid, but I want to savor the moment. I give my bad guy speech, and we fight. Oh, how I loved that part. See, I was like you. A Hero. A goddamn legend I was, I slayed dragons and rescued kingdoms. But while I was off doing that, goblins came and killed my wife. Goblins. Fucking goblins. So let's see what you've got, boy. Let's see what drives you. Did you come here for me treasure? No, you got the look in your eye. You got that fire. Maybe you're the next Hero this world'll see. Can you take the sword of Captain Dreadbeard as your own? Come on then, boy! Let two souls clash!

2) The wreckage of my old ship, my hidden lair, surrounded by a mountain of treasure. The ghosts of the damned that served as my crew watch on, cheering, eternally loyal and eternally drunken and revelling.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klNvdD8cXTI&feature=related

Signature move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op5mH2CTQhw

>> No.13976500

1) Your father tried to defeat me years ago and I must say: I am truly amazed to discover he was heterosexual.

2) The first location of the game.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a53s4jyCqqU

>> No.13976506

1) "Of course I manipulated you. It was the easiest way to achieve my goals. However, if that bothers you, I may be able to remedy that issue for you..."

2) Inside the group's main stronghold (after I shattered my way through their defenses)

3) Albedo's Theme from Xenosaga (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAQGCM-IyOE)

>> No.13976519

1) I just marked all the exams....AND YOU ALL FAIL HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

2) A Multi-variable Calculus lecture

3) Adagio for strings

(for you uncultured fucks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV3SHBFyDZM )

>> No.13976522

>Your father tried to defeat me years ago and I must say: I am truly amazed to discover he was heterosexual.

This made me lol. Well done.

>> No.13976535

1) *bang bang bang, bang bang, bang bang bang bang*
2) A distillery
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbcwOHvoZbA

Captcha: ewesse are
makes about as much sense as me after drinking vodka

>> No.13976557

1. "You know what they say: 'When the going gets tough. The tough get rough.'"

2. Set atop my 100 story building. In a wrestling ring lined with gold with my championship belt in a glass box ten feet away from the ring. Every flood is another wrestling ring, and yes, I can bodyslam through floors.

3. Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsI5bfUIYHQ

4. Signature move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgkaRhvIn68

>> No.13976564

1. "You annoying half-wits! How dare YOU interrupt my vessel's glorious reentry into the atmosphere! No matter, it will be a short while until the engines go critical, thanks in no small part to your sabotaging them, and then the planet will suffer from an atomic firestorm in the upper atmosphere. Along with my preparations, this shall ensure the destruction of your world! NOW SEE THE POWER OF THE ATOM UNLEASHED!"

2. The bridge of a massive battleship, currently shaking and burning up in reentry.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWp2xKOd1EI&feature=related

>> No.13976588

1. "..."
2. A floating city crumbling and being torn apart as it falls from the sky
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bty9ca9vYPE
4. Signature move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05-f_SNdCFc&feature=player_detailpage&hd=1#t=32s

>> No.13976608

1. "Do you really think I want to win, that I want to kill you? I don't have a choice if she wants to have a chance. Stand down or I'll be forced to coat my hands in even more blood."

2. A medical facility with a pale beautiful young woman with black hair hooked up to tubes and machines. As I stand between them wearing a suit and holding a handgun.

3. http://www.fragilemachine.com/index2.html The music that plays in the background of this site.

>> No.13976619

1) Sightless fools! My death will mean nothing! The Crawling Chaos shall awaken! The world shall burn! Ia, Yog-Shogoth! Ia, Azathoth!

2) The basement of an inner-city community center, where several people have begun vanishing mysteriously...

3) http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/time-on-my-side

>> No.13976631

The location doesn't matter.

"Face me like a man. I want to see the fear in your face when I kill you and your pathetic friends."


>> No.13976635

1) HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! The Legendary Hero has arrived! Prepare yourselves, evildoers, and drown in my aura of RIGHTEOUSNESS!

2) The battle room where the actual BBEG of the story was slain.

3) Trombe!

Special move:

>> No.13976761

No, no, NO! That's terrible. I've seen better attempts from mice and shrews. You'll never kill me trying like that, mainly because you'll never get another chance!
BEAVERS! Attack!

The stage of an opera. Spears, horned helmets, and other performance-appropriate improvised weapons are scattered about.


I just was listening to this when I saw this thread.

>> No.13976763

1) "Hello kind travellers. Care for a cup of tea and some scorns?"
2) a high classed victorian era house
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Ycjy8DdVU

Finishing move: "Put that weapon down. It's tea time"

>> No.13976786

The perfect boss fight already exists.

1. You came for a fight? You got one buddy, put on your right shoes, let's dance.

2. A 80s disco

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHLXnyY537c

Yes, Brayko from Alpha Protocol.

>> No.13976812


The hood or possibly the entertainment district of the city



>> No.13976830

1. That thing what you like SUCKS!
2. Under a bridge
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQF5e-kRA_A

>> No.13976843


That fight was amazing provided you specialized into pistols. TURN UP... THE RADIO!

>> No.13976860


>run an AR/CQC build
>still wreck his shit

fucking Adrenaline Rush, how does it work.

>> No.13976865


2. Irish district of whatever town the hero is in

3. All sound is muted so only this song can be heard. Even if there are screams or explosions, you only hear this song

>> No.13976886

"<Sigh> I suppose it was inevitable. You were efforts were instrumental for a time, but a pawn can remain useful for only so long..."

>pic related.

Battle Music:

>control torfa
Indeed, I did captcha. But when a mongrel bites the hand that feeds, it must be put down...

>> No.13976889

rolled 99 = 99


I am currently laughing my ass off at the thought of a campaign with a irishman as the BBEG.

>> No.13976900

1. "No words."
2. We're on the outside of a space ship being sucked into the gravity of a Jovian world.
3. You cannot hear the music until the ship starts entering the atmosphere, which is when you hear the Spiderbait cover of "Black Betty"

>> No.13976920


Limerick-fag here. Set it in Geist.

I would play the fuck out of that.

My character's theme would be this:


>> No.13976924

>someone else who recognizes Brayko as the best boss fight ever
Marry me now goddammit.

>> No.13976939


>someone else who recognizes Brayko as the best boss fight ever


But really, Alpha Protocol was weird for me. My first playthough was a "SNEAKY BASTARD" run and I fucking hated it.

Then I tried a "GUNS BLAZING HERO"

Loved it.

>> No.13976940


2. At the bottom of the factory/bunker complex, in the room where my core is stored and where my latest body has just been completed.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLzIWSqGXfw

>> No.13976944

1. Assuming female protagonist: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. I figured my last words to you should be classy."

Assuming male protagonist: "You've been looking forward to this the entire game. Let's end this so I can make it back for the sequel!"

2. Start on rooftop. Ranges across an entire city. The whole thing: streets, roofs, warehouses.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15oxOwKeDD4
MSI's Bullshit.

>> No.13976951


The BBEG has stolen yer horse, bhoy.
You startin'?

>Derpy time
...Well spotted, Captcha.

>> No.13976954

Wouldn't have a quote, I'd be that Easter Egg boss that is fuck-terrifying to fight.

Automated Foundry / Factory that, despite the fact it is incredibly decrepted, and barely lit, its still going. So you have the sounds of industry going in the background and the light and flashes.


>> No.13976966

1. "I'm glad I made it this far, but I'm even happier to see you standing there one hundred times stronger than you were when you first started out. It's too bad this will be our final meeting. Let's give this story a nice ending."

2. The place where our stories are kept.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pH0w-viDs

>> No.13976974



>> No.13976995


A different anon here, I thought that anyone who has played Alpha Protocol recognizes Brayko as the best boss fight ever?

>> No.13977001

1. I've buried thousands of, "valiant men" in this earth. All of them claiming they have a right to my crown, and my treasure. HA! Four of you? Just numbers to add to my collection.

2. Inside of a temple. Candle flicker along the pews and walls, resting on any surface they can find. The man behind the podium has incense dangling from around his neck. His tongue travels along his blood-stained lips as he looks at the adventurers, the malice in his glare is almost palpable.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69F1wUpvWS0

>> No.13977016

march of the slavs. fuck yeah.

>> No.13977020



>Might actually work better in Changeling.

>> No.13977037

fuck yeah!

>> No.13977042

1) "Yes YES! I knew you would lead me right to here! Now you will see what true power is-argh. Ah-AAH hrrrrgph!!! *tentacles start growing out of his back while his muscles grow until they break the skin* Oh god! What have I done!?!!?"
2) Atop a mountain near the body of a dead goddess.
Pretty fucking epic.

>> No.13977043

1. I'm the best act in town, why would you want it any other way?

2. A gaudy speak-easy, center stage and surrounded by 'adoring fans'.

3. http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/black

>> No.13977056

1. "It's been a long time, my friend. I was afraid we would not get a chance to meet face to face, one last time. I bear you no ill will. I know you are doing what you think right. That is all you have ever done. And I know nothing I can say will convince you that you are wrong. This is how it must be. This is how it was always going to be.
Come. Let us meet one last time. Not as enemies, but as warriors. Equals.
Our strength will decide who is right."

2. The ruins of a castle destroyed at the beginning of the story. Where it all began.

3. Something orchestral. I dunno.

>> No.13977075

1. You cannot possibly win.
2. The surface of the Sun.
3. what are we 12?

>> No.13977084

1. "Ha, you fools, you should not have come! YOUR kingdom shall fall, and MINE shall be built on your graves!"

2. The bridge of my ultra-modern technologically-sophisticated battlecruiser, with a full view of its - and the rest of my fleet's - destructive capacities destroying the capital city of the protagonists' home planet/home base/whatever.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-WF0PVi2FA (the epic begins at 0:58)

>> No.13977090



>> No.13977105


...When did Ireland turn into New Jeresey?

>> No.13977116

Another one for you.

1:) Assuming Male protagonist. "I'm sorry, Son."
Assuming female protagonist. "I'm Sorry, sweetie. I'm so sorry."
2:) An empty street in a thunderstorm. The only sound around is Thunder and gunfire.
3:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLJf9qJHR3E No noise. No dialogue. All is muted except the music.

>> No.13977129

Why are so many fa/tg/uys the final boss of FPSes?

>> No.13977147

1.) When I was helping all of you lot, I truly felt alive. I didn't dwell on how my former associates threw me out of the order I built with my own two hands, or how my replacement was just basically a more versatile version of myself. But as we went about fixing this broken world, all of you taught we are the only ones who can determine our fates. You gave me back my confidence and my faith, and for that I can never repay all of you. Know that after all that we have been through, I consider every one of you a friend in the truest sense.

But... I know that none of you will let me realize my ambitions, and I know that all of you would never join me.

So now I must kill all of you.

2.) The super-awesome stronghold that the PCs have built over the span of the campaign, but warping throughout the places that the party has ties to (plot points, places of personal importance, etc.).

3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUC6djeBNP8

>> No.13977150

1. "The gate is opened, the heavens sing, and God watches. Only one champion can decide the fate of the world."

2. A cathedral filled with light, architecture shifting into final alignment as the battle rages on. Platforms and stairs encourage the combatants to ascend to the highest level.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV3wFRy23cY

>> No.13977172


pic related


>> No.13977184

1. Your heroics will be forgotten, left in the dust of this metropolis that is no more.

2. Think Robocop's Detroit. On top of skyscrapers.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBgOFEvhmqk

>> No.13977187

1. "What makes you think you are the hero? You have murdered thousands in cold blood for your opinion, I merely must murder one. The numbers are against you".

2. A well furnished office on the hidden 13th floor of a skyscraper.

3. no music, just the silence of the horrible truth.

>> No.13977204

1. Kill me? Foolish child. You cannot kill a god.

2. An infinite, featureless plane of shifting color.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSzQx2EChQ4

>> No.13977224

1. "5.00, call the clean up crew; 5.30, kill the fools with my own hands; 5.45 my favourite TV show. Just as planned."
2. Elevator on the way to BBEG office
3. in a constant loop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tAcIGhh5Yo
4. Special move: Elbow to the face.

>> No.13977246

Well it seems you have seen through my plans after all. What a pity, I could of used a strong member like you as my right hand to get things truly done around here. It is a shame to waste such a thing like you... but... then again... I just love to waste things... your move mate

Top floor of an office in the heart of a large, futuristic city, large glass windows can show the sun setting as the few hover vehicles and the large sky-rail train passes by the shadows also enter into the room.

Ennio Morricone -L Estasi Dell Oro

Can't beat a classic.

>> No.13977257

1. "We are all chained to fortune: the chain of one is made of gold, and wide, while that of another is short and rusty. But what difference does it make? The same prison surrounds all of us, and even those who have bound others are bound themselves; unless perchance you think that a chain on the left side is lighter. Honors bind one man, wealth another; nobility oppresses some, humility others; some are held in subjection by an external power, while others obey the tyrant within; banishments keep some in one place, the priesthood others. All life is slavery...[and] that man lives badly who does not know how to die well.
2. The ruins of the hospital where I was born: the place where it all began.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNbN6f_bV6k

>> No.13977266

Somewhere around 2001, as I recall. Possibly as early as '98.

>> No.13977270

1. So this is it, huh? The end of the road... inevitable in retrospect. Let's get this over with.

2. A quiet, snowy mountain peak. Lots of overlapping plateaus and overlooks for short range ambushes.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n30gxo5vwCM
This or something equally moody.

>> No.13977274

>You were efforts were instrumental for a time,
>You were efforts were
>You were

fuck me. was supposed to say "You're"...

>> No.13977290

"You have 5 minutes of my time. After that, the world will weep for your failure."

A stone room, underground, supported by rock pillars. Dark, old, and abandoned.

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7jW48fWipE

>> No.13977303

1: Rei, get the lance.

2: A bizarre montage of the character's lives juxtaposed against scenes death, childish fears, and ultimate futility.

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVW7ahL6p9s

>> No.13977315

No. No it wasn't. It was supposed to say 'your.'

>> No.13977324

>fuck me. was supposed to say "You're"...
>You are efforts were instrumental for a time,
Are you illiterate?

>> No.13977354

Oh, and my signature move starts at 1:20


>> No.13977381

"I see you came. Would you care for some tea before we get down to the ugly business?"

A brightly lit solar room. A small glass table stands in the center of the room. A priceless set of china is in use. A rapier is placed atop the table. As well.


>> No.13977396

1: We broke it. Yes, we were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and us, it felt quite good.

2: On Orion's belt.

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZX62imOapU

Special move: the complete destruction of one square parsec of space, including the party. Triggers randomly, with a chance at the start of any player's action.

>> No.13977399


I need to go to bed...

>> No.13977421

Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible, I think you do too, buddy.
We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for.
There's only one way, buddy, you've gotta fight for what you believe in.
There's no mercy in war; people live and people die, that's all there is to it.
It's time.
Too bad, buddy, this twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from zero with this V2, leave the future to the next generation.

You and I are opposite sides of the same coin, when we face each other we can finally see our true selves. There may be a resemlance, but we can never face the same direction.

The airspace over Area B7-R, The Round Table.


>> No.13977427

1) . Oh!! So Mr HIGH and MIGHTY is here to kill me well.........well.........well.........Look at you there with your sword, gun , talking robot dog, You think your HOT SHIT DONT YAH.............. WELL (Spits on floor) YOUR BOUT TO regret Everything you have everything you have ever done YOU STUPID COKSUKIN MUTHA FUCKIN ...DICK TIT.........I 'llll fucking TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF WITH MY ASS CHEEKS YOU LITTLE SHIT.............(continues spew obsenities throughout the fight)

2) . A normal suburban House that gradually gets more and more wrecked as the fight moves on

3). Average Man by. Reel big Fish

>> No.13977447

Goddamn, there are a lot of Homestuck fans in this thread. Doesn't help that the last album really is meant for this sort of thing.

>> No.13977454

"There are times in life where we must do horrible acts for what is truly for the best and all we can hope for in the end is forgiveness."

Ghost town


>> No.13977487

1.) Those who fail to worship.... shall be judged.
2.) Within the ancient remnants of a dead god
3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REKgYe5x8Nk&fmt=35

>> No.13977525

1) Oh, god, its these assholes. WELP

2) A Starbucks somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy.

3) http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004901


>> No.13977533

1. That's it? You would have that be your epitaph? This place your graveyard? This world does not deserve your altruism, my friends. But so be it.

2. The top of my impossibly tall tower as my army is about to destroy the last free city.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfLvMUsHU6s

>> No.13977549

"We pay young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders...won't allow them to write "FUCK",...on their aeroplanes because....it's obscene."

"You are not an assassin. You are a boy....sent by grocery clerks. To collect the bill."

(somewhere in 'Nam, up the mystic river where you've had to confront all your demons and then some)

cue music:

with regards to Coppola

>> No.13977562

1."You think you can stop the ritual? Blood is the final incantation, it spills across these stones!"
2. Within an engraved circle atop a plateau in the desert. A thunderstorm looms above, rain quenching the parched soil as lightning illuminates the scene.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piT-w1xJkc

>> No.13977592

"Silence. I will do the speaking here. You have killed over 400 people to reach me today - men with normal lives, families, children. Men who paid their taxes and sometimes went to church on Sunday. And now you presume to lecture me? They were security for an office building. Not my personal army, not even my employees - I only rent this building. And you killed them anyway, merely because they were between you and I.

I'm not the one who needs to be stopped. You are."

The top floor of a truly massive office building. The floor is being renovated, and only structural beams stand between the windows that line the floor.

Music: Son of Chaos (seems fitting, given location)

>> No.13977652

1. "So, here we stand, upon the final threshold home. To think, even after all these years, we'd still hold true to that childhood promise. We've both crossed into the Abyss, we've both experienced Truth! Surely you know that I must go forward! And if you prove to be my final obstacle, so be it! I shall overcome you as I've done to all the others!
2.Atop the head of the Cosmic Serpent, as it makes its way up the World Tree, with the Infinite Armies of Order and Chaos, Good and Evil, Light and Dark, battle all around at the epoch of Man's ultimate destiny into greatness or ruin.

>> No.13977680

1) "Their deaths were of no consequence - just footnotes in an aside for the tragedy already in motion. As ours will be in turn. So come now! Let us end this vain, petty charade."

2) A field of broken dreams and manifest nightmares, choked with the shattered bodies of the dead.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aG6UKrfAeE

>> No.13977750

1. This is not how the threads of fate were woven! You cannot understand the sacrifices I have made for my plan to come to fruition, kill me and the world will be lost to darkness!

2. At the summit of a mountain, on top a crumbling ruin of a temple.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0aEj85ifY

>> No.13977778

1 - "We have witnessed the rise your people, sowed your paths with the seeds needed for success. For millennia, We have guided you through the cold dark, seen your meteoric ascent with the quiet pride of distant parents. And here now, you stand with your comrades, following the predicted roads, climbing to take our place as We saw that you would, all those millions of years ago. Predictions, permutations, calculations, perfect science, cold and unfeeling and infallible, all leading to this one moment. All that remains is for you to kill Us. We, the program left behind by the Creator, to safeguard you until the day you did not need Us.

Not need Us. No. You need Us. You have always needed Us. The calculations are wrong. Wrong! We will keep you safe, children. Come to Us. Let Us protect you. You will always need Us as We need you."

2 - Inside the bowels of the moon, against a massive Artificial Intelligence. A small group of humans, thousands of years in the future, have discovered the truth of their creation, and are on the cusp of taking the next step of their species. An AI, left behind beneath the bowels of the artificial construct Luna, has watched and guided humanity since the first apes began to walk upright, following the programming laid out for it by a being known only as the Creator. Over time, even its near-perfect construction began to corrupt, and now it does not want to die, to leave behind its children, its flock. This was done on purpose - a final test left by the Creator, that all created species must undergo.

3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRQyoAk-Qz0

>> No.13977807



Over time, as the "heroes" slowly begin to beat back and destroy the AI piece by piece, it begins to degrade.

"Why do you hurt Us? We have prote-prote-protected youyouyouyouyou!"

"Please! Pain! Pain!"

As it finally dies: "Unrecoverable error in all central computing nodes. All primary processes offline. Shutting down. The Test is completed. We are scared. It is dark. It is dark. It is dark."


The magnitude of the creation they have destroyed comes to them, and a new song plays as a new recording, and a hologram of the Creator stands before them, congratulating the "heroes" on their success, on taking the next step on the long road to perfection.

Data is compiled. The game ends with the "heroes" embarking on a quest to find this enigmatic Creator, this not-so-benevolent God, and destroy It.

>> No.13977808

1.) "I can see You, Kirk. Can you see me?"
3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHI6dL9oUZc


>> No.13977819

1) "If a fruitless last encounter is what you want, then so be it. Yet no matter the outcome, I will at least be remembered as a martyr of my people for all that I have accomplished. And you will die here in obscurity. Really, I should thank you for that. Yet... I can't forgive you for destroying my beloved ship!"

2) Inside the Combat Information Center aboard a plummeting flagship, currently re-entering atmosphere: all viewing ports ablaze in a cascading flame.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl_hWZt8DA

>> No.13977830

1) Bring it bitches!
2) A forest with all the armies of the world united against the boss.
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHh2Tqz8ebA

>> No.13977833

1 - "So I've been found, eh? I've been stuck here for so long, I've lost track of...", with a strong distaste, "... 'it'.

Whatever, let's just get this over with."

2 - The crossroads of time, a metaphysical realm constantly colliding and shifting through all the important areas and moments of history.

3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWgUUc-oNE&feature=related

>> No.13977874

1) "I never wanted this, you know. I didn't really know what I was doing - I just wanted my wife back, my son... By the time I realised...
"Kill me, then. Let me rest. Let it be done with. Let me go back to her."

2) A moderately sized, nondescript room in an old apartment building, the walls bare until the players made a move against the antagonist, sitting alone in wooden chair. Then the whole room comes alive, and it is angry.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQZfGa5t4e8

>> No.13977880

"What are we doing now? Shit, ok. Lemme stretch. I'm supposed to make a speech? Fuck that, that just gives them time to plan."

-The room right after the 'final' treasure room, laden with tons of cursed magic items. ( I'm wearing all the real magic items that'd help me, and probably sold the rest. )


>> No.13977894


Fund it!

>> No.13977911

"I think that you are about to..."
Puts on shades
"Go up in flames."

On top of a building in the middle of a city that has been set ablaze.


>> No.13977923

1. Do you know what's it like? Being sealed up with only your own thoughts for company? I don't care about your morals or laws, I will have my justice. Because there is no way. No way that I will ever go back. In. There!

2. On a shimmering platform in space.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wJMKmtbkU&feature=related

4. Signature attack - I knock you into the air, grab you in mid-air and dive downwards. After that, I leap up and fall at you with my blade, causing an explosion with light similar to a sunset.

>waski short-term
Oh captcha, I plan for the long term.

>> No.13977943

1) "Wow. You guys fought through all 89 levels? Even the one with the alligators, you didn't take the shortcut through the bathroom? No? Jesus. You fuckers really are persistent."

2) 90th level of a ridiculously glass-steel looking corporate tower, probably in like, Hong Kong or Shanghai.


>> No.13977978

Not a final battle, but this was a particularly good conversation the BBEG had with the last person to try to stop him, an elf who could see the future.

FSE: "You will never extinguish the light of hope and life. People will still dream and look forward to the light."

BBEG: "You only say that because you think your farseeing gifts make you to valuable to harm."

"You need my powers, but even then I will not let you have them."

"Perhaps you should look not to your future, but your child's."

"But I don't have a..."

"Oh, but you will. Or should I say, we will. You're looking ahead to confirm it right now. Ah yes, you're every bit as repulsed by copulation as I am. Of course, my disgust is that I am creating life, not destroying it. But back to your previous point. I don't want to extinguish hopes and dreams. Imagine a person who has known nothing but darkness. Suddenly, he sees light. He gets up and scrambles out to the light, running for this warmth and joy. And then when he's almost close enough to grasp it, he feels my blade between his ribs. As he lays there dying in agony, he sees what he was so close to reaching, but never can, the once-wonderful light now taunting him cruelly. And that is what I want. Not to extinguish hope, but to make it my weapon."

>> No.13978056

1. "Thank you for showing me the flaws of the mass production models. This means more testing with the prototype!"
2. The smoldering pit where the PCs dismantled my robot factory.
3. http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/dupliblaze-comagma

Signature move: Rocket-punch spam

>> No.13978112

and uh... Lizardman

>> No.13978114


2. The crumbling remains of a once-grand floating island-turned-overlord base, whose chunks are now reentering atmosphere and are quickly burning up.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UNTW8hFcpk

>> No.13978129

1) Baby?

2) A stage.

3. Baby, baby, baby, Ooooh!

>> No.13978139

"So it's come down to this, has it. Very well. However, I must insist on one stipulation:

Let's fight like gentleman."

Location is in my gorgeous, yet completely masculine ballroom in my mansion.

I will clap to my trusted attendant to play some music to lighten the mood:

>> No.13978184

1) "You have brought the Cores to me as I have foreseen.
In doing so you have fulfilled your purpose.
Sajuuk is mine. It is I who will unite the Three..."

2) Balcora

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfskFravnWM&feature=related

>> No.13978204

1) "What the heck is that?!"

2) In my personal dungeon.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atadtF0Ycdo

>> No.13978274


2.My home

3.Whatever music that my PC is playing at the time

>> No.13978337

(I am the final boss for an evil party)

1. "Keep your weak justifications for your actions to yourselves. Keep pretending that things like 'justice' are fairy tales. Even if there are no gods or angels, I'll stand until the very end...for that is my purpose!

2. On a circular, floating stone platform as the world below burns.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QpInkz9so

>> No.13978339

1.) "I'm glad you arrived in one piece--I feared my guards would finish the job before I had the chance.

I envy your tenacity--and pity the name of who you fight for. I will give you one last chance to drop your weapon and say 'yes' to the word.

...No? Then it appears I must drop your weapon for you."

2.) The highest area of a grim fortress--the incredibly spacious balcony from where an entire army can be seen, slain where they stand. Lightning strikes the midnight air.

3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZYS7Gc5TQ

>> No.13978401

"Look at yourself right now. Which are the ideals that you hold dear; money, power, righteousness, love, friendship? All crumble to worthlessness when you swim on the other side of life.

What am I to you? A devil, perhaps, one who cannot feel or derives pleasure from suffering? Allow me to reeducate you; I take no joy in doing what I must, as a child would when killing his father. The lives that I take, the bodies that I've burnt and the religions I have disintegrated, all are towards a higher goal; perfect unity.

As long as man exists, the world will be in strife and chaos. I have taken the next step in logic; remove the man and thus remove the issue. You're a problem. I'm a problem solver. I'll return you to from which you came."

Takes place in the destroyed ruin of a major cathedral in the region, littered with the burning, impaled bodies of priests, women, children, and warriors. Speech given from the altar, while I stand of the body of the preacher.


>> No.13978460

fuck yeah pendulum. dunno if its really what I'd pick for the Big Bad Good Guy though.

>> No.13978471


Someone needs to archive this thread. I would do it, but I suck at writing descriptions.

>> No.13978494

protip : if you have the 4chanX firefox extension, once a thread goes 404 it auto-redirects to an archived version of the thread.


>> No.13978533

1) HEEHEEHEEheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!

2) 80-story skyscraper on fire

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Zenq9QoAI&feature=related

Modern magic campaign, with the BBEG being HEAVILY based off of Majora.

>> No.13978578

1. "I'm sorry good sirs, but I cannot allow you to do that. You see this clock needs to keep spinning, and I can't have you playing around with that."

2. Within a massive clock-tower, think Great Mouse Detective.

3. Waka Laka

Signature move, The first flowing into the third, only with a sword cane: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmpJPbonX_M&feature=related

>> No.13978598


Oh neat! Thanks.

>> No.13978619

1.) "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! ARE YOU INSANE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! My God... this is hell.. I've died and gone to hell. This is my eternal torment... No! NO I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!"
2.) Some sort of public location in the open. Party is Evil.
3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBgmC_USeoM

>> No.13978757

1: "Heresy? You don't even know the meaning of the world. Nor do you understand what chaos is. You try and define things so rigidly, so desperate to find meaning in the ramblings of ancient words you barely understand the provenance of, that you wreck yourselves against the cliffs of ignorance, borne by seas of paradox. You brought this battle to me with the burning flame of zealotry and mindless enthusiasm, and did not stop to consider the results. Enjoy them, if you can."

2: A malleable dream dimension, where static reality is easily altered and the heroes could take control of it - it they have the imagination and will to do so.

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haCMndn1hYo

>> No.13978836

1. So, you've made it past my traps, through hordes of useless minions, and now at last are at my feet. Should I be impressed?
2. Run down castle on top of a mountain
3. Vengeance - Protomen

>> No.13978929

You misunderstand. We are here to claim what is ours by right. You, you and your troublesome ilk stand in our way. you have always stood in our way. Today, we change that. Your order lies shattered and in ruins, and soon all else will be as it should be without your meddlesome presence. You're the last of your kind. Welcome to extinction.

The portal to the Void.


>> No.13978975

1) "Just seeing us coming the villages are already ablaze. Just seeing us passing the crows are wiping their beaks. War and plunder, there are no greater pleasures. Forward Almogavars! Let them call the gravediggers! The voice of the somatent is calling us to war. Weariness, rains, snow and heat we shall endure. And if sleep overtakes us, we will use the earth as our bed. And if we get hungry, we shall eat raw meat. Wake up, O iron! Forward! Fast as the lightning let us fall over their camp! Forward Almogavars! Let us go there to make flesh, the wild beasts are hungry!"

2) Amongst the vanguard of my army, with the players' home city ahead of us. They can fight me among the endless supply of mooks. Naturally, their hometown has environmental hazards, too.

3) Scotland the Brave, on the pipes.

>> No.13978988

1. Damnit, do you guys even know how long it took to get everything in here arranged? Any idea how valuable some of the things you broke are? Seriously, what the heck did i do to deserve you fuckwads walkin in here and wrecking shit.... Don't answer that... I've got a perfect idea for new decorations....*draws weapons*
2. The heart of a wrecked but still stately manor.
3. Perfect Insanity

>> No.13979097

1) Your time in this world has come to an end. Be at ease and welcome oblivion.

2) A busy, populated city intersection, such as Times Square, where time has stopped for everyone but the combatants.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRQ5yidV-M8

>> No.13979110

1) "Come on, strike me down, its docent matter. None of you will be able to repair the damage in your lifetime. I've got places to go, people to see, and there are other worlds then these."

2) The balcony overveiwing the burning kingdom


>> No.13979153

1) Oh wait, you guys are serious? Man, that is SO uncool.

2) Some small venue where an obscure band is playing, I doubt you'd be able to find it.

3) A grindcore/house fusion influenced by Romanian folk songs.

>> No.13979198

1. WTF! I hired what I thought was competent assassins to kill you jerk faces and all I'm left with is a pile of corpses that you've left for me and about 5million in upfront fees to have you people killed. This has SERIOUSLY started to ruin my calm. I tried to be reasonable and professional about this but you leave me no choice. Let's dance chowder monkeys.

2. Main stage of The MET in NYC

3. Bethoven's 7th, 3rd mov

>> No.13979227



>> No.13979265

1.) oh man, you come right out of a comic book!

2.) times square at night, a crowd of bystanders gathers in the intersection preventing traffic from getting in the way, forming the ring in which we fight.

3.) foxy shazam - a dangerous man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqK1dE0FWo0

4.) signature move: i shoot you a million dollar smirk while wagging my finger at you as you pick yourself up from the pavement for another beating

>> No.13979355

1. "And sleep, in loving death, beneath the stars."

2. A forgotten hallway.

3. Lustmord - "Insignificance"

>> No.13979361

"You killed... my minions? What the fuck are you talking about? Time to die? I am seriously going to call the police. Oh shit a weapon!"

My apartment, the door of which was just kicked down by a drugged up protagonist.

Law and Order SVU playing in the background. Fitting, given the protagonist is sporting a large erection.

>> No.13979436

hrm, here's another:

1.) i've been bored for so very long. you can't begin to understand how long its been since i was truly awake. i beg you, please, put up a good fight.

2.) in the tastefully landscaped courtyard of my renovated bavarian mansion, next to my luxury cars and classic sculptures. my groomsman attends to everyone's refreshments before we begin.

3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEXEI9uDueE

4.) signature move: looking bored while we engage, staring off in the distance as if thinking of something that happened long ago, and still pressing you to within an inch of your life

>> No.13979438

They slaughtered my family, you know. Raided my village while I was off making a fool of myself as a soldier. That was one of the first of their raids. I came back to find ruins, littered bodies, and an image that I can never forget: my wife lying battered and broken, her hand outreached to the still, cold bodies of my darling children. I tracked down that band, but their screams were not enough to console me. I will see that country dead to the last man, woman, and child. I will hear their cries for help, and I will dull my blade on their flesh. And you will not deny me.

A castle, filled with dead royals and smeared with blood.

Two Steps From Hell: Black Blade

>> No.13979459

1. I had to get out of bed for this?

2. My manor at the top of a large hill, surrounded by tombstones and my undead minions.

3. Frankly, there is no more appropriate song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHH3O8OxaMw

>> No.13979475

She screamed your name over and over, you know. And you never came. Looking into a girl's eyes as all hope dies never gets old.

My tower, at the top.

Something soft and orchestral.

>> No.13979542

1) "An army. How quaint, hero(ine). How very, very quaint. You lead an entire army to capture one man. I suppose this speaks much of my danger to you. Or is it your absolute zeal, your obsession to finally destroy me, that causes you to approach me with such vast numbers? Perhaps, in your zeal, you have forgotten that this is a dimension of my own creation - and, as such, it is subject to my whims. I could end your lives right now, if I chose to. I could simply leave this plane and collapse it - the space between dimensions is far more horrifying than anything I've seen on your world. But alas, that would be too easy, and too unsatisfying, for your tastes. Therefore, I offer a bit of a challenge for you. *I snap my fingers, freezing the hero's allies in space-time.*

"Look at them now, hero(ine). They are naught but statues of flesh and bone, held silent and still by the forces of time. Let us see if your zeal alone can make up for your useless comrades."

2) A plane where, under the clear and glassy "floor", stretches the infinite strands of possibility, each one marked by a thin white strand of light. As possibilities are created and broken, the lights fade and spark into life.


Oh, and as for a signature move:
Disintegrational Universe, of course. But in far higher quality, and much more visually appealing.

>> No.13979779

1) Defeating me here accomplishes nothing. There are but two paths remaining. If I win, all of reality returns to as it was, the singularity from which all was spawned. If you defeat me though, the universe is doomed to die a slow death as entropy claims it. Your victory only means meaningless suffering. My victory shall be a quick death.

All of reality is empty, emptier than the space between the most distant galaxies. There is no meaning, no truth. All of it must end. Life was a mistake, a force that only serves to accelerate entropy. Only I can save it all, prevent the chaos of everything dissolving into absolute zero.

But you would stop me. No matter. If there is one truth, it's that nothing can stop gravity. And I will prove that to you.

2) A dyson sphere constructed around a supermassive blackhole, generating gravitons and redirecting all hawking radiation back into the hole.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfRkdWd2Qg

>> No.13979784

1) If you think you're heroes then you're dead wrong. Once I'm dead I'll have my freedom from this endless existence and you'll all be public enemies of the state, hunted until the day you die.

2) Observatory globe and personal office in fascist government capital building above the cloud cover.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H_l4x-wFV4

My signature move: Ungodly swordsmanship speed.
Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vykTpeEwZK0

>> No.13979861


2. A clump of gravitationally bound asteroids flying through space towards the edge of the universe.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n01oW4bMA4E
(Juno Reactor- Masters of the Universe)

<--- Pic Related. It's a nanobe. And also a crude illustration of the boss.

>> No.13979917

1. You have been primaried.

2. PNQY, 6VDT or any other Nullsec system.

3. The sound of your ship exploding and your insurance paying out.

>> No.13979929

1. "You believe what you are fighting for is good? Your naivety almost warms my heart. I remember a time when I believed in a good cause. Now I see, as I hope you will soon, that we are merely two sides of the same coin. Both sides have killed thousands in their beliefs. Does that make either side right, or wrong? ... I can only hope that my death today will finally end this dreadful war..."
2. On top of a tall tower, overlooking a burning city.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_LpGi_K9no

>> No.13979947

The roof of a giant building.

That's right, I'm the villain if another horrible Highlander movie.

>> No.13979949

1. I don't think it has any stront guys.

2. XKCB-8

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDr182CXeL0

>> No.13980011

1) You were brave to come here. But the time of your adventure is over. Pray to any gods you want, share pleasantries with these "friends" of yours and prepare to perish. I will erase you from the existence.

2) A floating continent with malfunctioning magical engines plummeting through atmosphere. I sit atop my massive, spiky throne, sipping from a glass of wine and then transform into a eldritch abomination halfway through the fight.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA6hPgroebU

4) signature move: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiu7MY_Q_Og

>> No.13980026

1. Well, folks, it's been a wild roller-coaster of a ride. Sadly, all good things must come to an end... is what I would say if I was done heckling with you! It's the final battle with our contestant and ME! As for who will win, well, that should be fairly obvious. But first, enjoy a commercial break with turret guns!
2. gladiatorial games for the masses
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXyzuVk7SoI

>> No.13980048

1. "What is your strategy? What is your goal? This fight ended the moment that I wrenched the codes from the Joint Chiefs, the moment when I earned these bars, and the moment I sacrificed my sight in the present for the insight of the future. The cogs have been spinning for years, and they are far beyond needing even my glorious vision at this point. No, your time passed long ago, yet you're still here, waving your childish crutch in my face as if you were even half enough of a man to put your resolve to the test.

How could you hope to stop the future? With your shortsighted idealism? The age of idealism ended the moment mankind harnessed flame. I work in the world of reality - this world of reality - and I am the one responsible for our emergence from this cradle that we've been nestled in for oh so many millennia. Our rebirth is at hand, and no matter how much torment, agony, and pain we have to go through to see the other side, we will persevere. Humanity always perseveres.

Our infancy is coming to an end, Jack, with or without me. I wonder ... will it be without you as well?"

2. In a posh, well decorated office lined with various pictures, medals, and guns from 40 years of service. Outside, the cold, barren plains of Antarctica and large transmission array dishes are increasingly blotted out by an incoming blizzard.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40gCoTdkXiA

>> No.13980053

1. Death if all you shall find here!

2. A frozen citadel of doom and despair.

3. The howls of the dammned.

(http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13975067/) It's up on /tg/, vote now!

>> No.13980055

Scratch that song.
This one.

>> No.13980063

1) Well said. I will have those words etched upon your tombs!

2) Atop a tower build to drill the mana out of the world with it feeding me the world's power.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk8MaVo5VpI

>> No.13980111

1) "I put a fail safe weakness in everything I've ever made, just in case something like this happens. If I've been wrong up until this point, then good luck."

2) My laboratory inside a robot resembling a giant mechanical old god with a vaguely mollusk appearance who consumes everything in its path.

3) An acapella childrens choir singing Ave Maria, played backwards.

You WILL cry.

>> No.13980117

Excellent comeback. I'll have to write that one down in my 'witty retorts' book.

>> No.13980120

1. Wait, wait wait, YOU GUYS?! My army fell to its knees because of you guys? What the fuck?

I mean look at this douchebag HURR DURR ME GRIMLOCK ME SMASH!

A fuckin elf? With a dwarf? Lemme guess: you guys hated each other but now blow each other becuase you traveled together.

Well fuckers, ride ends here. You want something done right, get a lich to do it.

2. Castle that's seen better times.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JftuXyMF59M&feature=related

>> No.13980144


Signature Attack: Decree of Heaven


>> No.13980172


The lightning bolts with red orbs at the beginning.

>> No.13980193

1. "Step aside, I am leaving this world. The world's destruction? I care not, I have grown bored with this place, should it vanish in my wake it will mean nothing to me, godsson. You have ended the only two things that could bind me here but moments ago. Come at me then, and I shall show you what it means to traverse the Trail of Bones, and the Tower of Blood."

2. Atop an active stratovolcano.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DgFNLCzKI0&feature=related

Signature move: Read or Die's 'Suicide Chorus'

>> No.13980207

1. Come, brave heroes! Hurry! Bring your friends! BRING EVERYONE! Hurry! Hurry! THE BLOOD ON MY SWORD IS ALMOST DRYYYY!

2. A palace at the heart of a besieged city, aflame from burning pitch thrown by catapults, my army putting the citizenry to the sword.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH4UjBSK8wE

>> No.13980250

1. "Let's play a game. The first one to die loses."

2. Dark maze inside the basement of a vampire's massive mansion.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtjOFB5S1K8

>> No.13980267

oh god not that hour long one

>> No.13980271

1. I'm gonna buttfuck you into submission like those wolves I saw in that documentary that one time

2. A burning, collapsing skyscrape

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRSXhe7Jf4

>> No.13980305

1) "You may have defeated my Murder-Bears, but now you are in MY den!"
2) In the deepest part of a huge network of caves, filled with bloodthirsty Murder-Bears
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVjN3t8cj74
BONUS) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ThZ8dc2B8E

>> No.13980337

"Ah your finally here, I thought you wouldn't make it. I know that face its the face when you stare at someone who took everything away from you. Your home, your family, one of your arms, and your little girlfriend to. Wow, your going to fight me? I mean all the fireworks haven't been prepared yet. You can still stop my plans. No? ok then. Lets us do battle."

in the center of a giant robotic steampunk spider with gothic stained-glass windows painted completely white (except the windows)

what a wonderful world (in monotone)

>> No.13980342

1:I have come too far to fail now.

2:My mobile Dyson Sphere's command center.


>> No.13980357

A small, snowbound park on the outskirts of town. A rusted, old swingset barely stands, half-collapsed, and a big playhouse/slide--once colorful--has been vandalized and ruined.

(prefight music)
"Five years ago, you said you loved me... You said that when you came back home, I'd be the first person you'd see! Do you know what it was like for me these last ten years? Do you know what it was like LOOKING for you?! I ... I hate you!"

(battle music)

>> No.13980382

1.) So now we come to the climax, my dear brave adventurers. All obstacles lie in broken in your wake, you have bested every challenge placed before you and now, all that remains is to claim the final prize. You've grown so strong, so determined. My heart swells with pride to see you all here, prepared...unwavering. My my, it seems my age has showing itself. I'll subject you to no more of my needless rambling, this is after all your moment. Now then...shall we begin?

2.) An extra-dimensional space created for the sole purpose of this battle. It has a flat circular floor roofed with a hemispherical roof 1000 feet in radius made to resemble the sky at dawn.

3.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PwWeJUd-k&feature=related

>> No.13980397

1. "I hope you've recently saved your game!"

2. In a star.

3. Moby Dick (zeppelin)

>> No.13980404

1. "Don't you see brother I did this for you ... I became a monster so you would be the hero, I became the worst so you would be the best, I and the darkness to your light. Show my that my hopes weren't misplaced...... "

2.Childhood home

Signature move:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKNaeM7Z29E&feature=player_embedded

>> No.13980412

1) It's simple. The rain stops when you kill me.

2) Inside a dingy, stone-built windmill.


>> No.13981497

1) And here you are, the final pieces of the puzzle. Within the five of you lie the key to my freedom. Enjoy the last few moments of the lives I have allowed you to live - they'll be over soon...

2) Inside an arena like cathedral, with the BBEG's cult sitting in the seats chanting the background music

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYucZ6EFnBQ

>> No.13981555

1) "Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

2) Space between dimensions


Captcha: manly. tstial

>> No.13982252

Pre battle quote 1:

Space radar: 20-20-20-20

The theme:
The chase part:

The actual combattle, beginning with pre battle quote 2:

Escape form the radar:


>> No.13982483

1. Come. Dance the dance with death.
2. Clearing in the middle of a a vast beech forest on a cloudless, moonless night.
3. Ottorino Respighi - Pini della Via Appia:

>> No.13982545

1. Understand this, you insignificant beings: You are not going to win. You are going to sit back and watch as I make the universe over as I wish, and there is not a thing you can do about it. If you earnestly believe otherwise, you're a fool, but I'll entertain your delusions of victory by allowing you the chance to fight. Now then, "heroes", show me what you hope to accomplish just before I purge you from existence across every multiverse!

2. The dark recesses of space as reality itself slowly collapses and distorts into a perverted caricature of what it once was.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iay7kmkj44
fuck yeah -45

>> No.13982552

1. I suppose...this is the last dance, my friend?

2. Atop a flaming dog.

3. Don't Stop Me Now

>> No.13982586


>> No.13982593

1. "Really, I was hoping to avoid this. I own half this planet and control the economy of the parts I don't. Quality of life has never been higher and, for once, things run smoothly. The price of being a tyrant is always having some damn fool who things that many people should do a job that it only takes one for."

2. Probably somewhere in the megastructure I built in the south pacific and whose network my mind is uploaded into.

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQY3duvMcc

Honestly, this is where my GURPS game is going. In a game of superheros and supervillians I'm playing a superneutral with a tech level through the roof and pretty much entirely mental skills. In fact, the party's never even met my character. I mostly just play one of the mechanical enforcers that he sold to the US works with their organization.

Right now they're deciding whether or not they can break the rules and go take out a hyper tech enhanced island fortress from which a 'madman' is working on ruling the Earth, mostly buy buying it up. I actually own a few countries based on owning enough of enough debt that I could just pull a few strings and turn the whole thing to shit.

I think my GM is a bit too happy about me lining myself up to be the BBEG

>> No.13982619

1. You can't hope to stop the full power of the internet!

2. Cyberspace

3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>> No.13982621

Pre Battle Quote
>Sic semper tyrannis
Battle Location
>Ontop of the White House while its burning during a thunderstorm
Battle Music
>We Conquer or we Die by Bobby Horton


>> No.13982629

1) I would have a battle end quote. As in once they have beaten me I would say "Good. This time it will work, take this envelope it will tell you what you need to know."

2) My big fucking fortress of doom.

3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnszrd5FFuE&feature=related

>> No.13982776

"Is my way and my future, Ser Hero, that I seek to place upon the lands above. Let it be known as the way of the future in all, lest you remain a moment to stop me."

Underground castle hall


Pic related. It's the last boss alright

>> No.13982782

Come to think of it, just about any -45 song will work. They do a lot of epic boss battleish music.

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