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/tg/, I'm in a bad mood. Please make me feel better. Any 40k humor/cute will work.

>> No.13898932

ONWARD!

>> No.13898933 [DELETED] 

How about some more blueberry hips?

>> No.13898941

>>13898933
Much appreciated, sir.

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>>13893293

>> No.13898943

This is kinda cute.

>sunshine recen

>> No.13898948

I tried posting a couple images, but they were all here.

http://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/13893293#

>> No.13898951

Have some /tg/ characters.

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>>13898942
>>13898948
Y'know what I don't see a lot of in there? Tau.

>> No.13898960

>>13898926
YOU CAN'T TAKE THE GRIMDARK OUT OF-oh never mind.

Inquisisaurus Rex has had enough of your sexy xeno ass, though.

>> No.13898961

>>13898951
Or maybe I'll mistype the captcha, go back and somehow erase the file upload area.

>> No.13898968

If it helps un-grimdark things, my Explorator reads stories to schoolkids.

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Not really WARhammer but...

>> No.13898982

>>13898961
Who's the bottom right and top left?

>>Beliefe: terldrie
No, captcha, it's TALDEER.

>> No.13898996

>>13898982
Top left is a Phallusar. Bottom right is...I forget his name. Or her name. I don't think we ever found out.

>> No.13899049

And people thought movie marines were bad.

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>>13899055
..........That's it. I've got to make one of these

>> No.13899330

also my contribution

>> No.13899339

PUDDING SISTERS! GO!

>> No.13899346

>>13899055
SURFER! WE MEET AGAIN!

>> No.13899355

>>13899339

am i doin it rite?

>> No.13899358

>>13899346
Brother?

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Sisters and Tau thread?

Sisters and Tau thread

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>>13899346
>>13899358
Hey their riding Vespas

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>>13899368
Amazing how tall the SoB is

>> No.13899402

Shall I crack open my collection of cute BloodCri art?

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>>13899378
Sorry that should be they are

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Damn Xenos!

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>>13899415
Not even your precious "Emperor" can save you.

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best... immolator... ever...

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In the grim darkness of the universe.....

>> No.13899481

I think OP left when the sisters drove the xenos out of the thread.

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>>13899481
Nope, still here. Still feeling sad.

>> No.13902273

C'mon bro-ham. Feel the Jazz HAnds!

>> No.13902289

MOAR

>> No.13902632

Resurrection post

>> No.13902636

Matt Ward is dead.

>> No.13902683

Depression is a disease, papa Nurgle loves you op.

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>>13900320
Un-grimdark Xeno?

Can I join in?

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You know it to be true.

>> No.13902796

>>13902788

OH. MY. GOD.

>> No.13902801

>>13902788
As in True Metal?

Because this is Truer than Thou.

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>>13902813
Dammit those assholes from Mars Institute of Technology have struck again!

>> No.13902832

>>13902801

WAITING IN A LINE, TO HEAR THE BATTLE CRIE! ALL ARE GATHERED HERE! VICTORY IS NEAR!

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>>13902817
Post the entire DoWII multiplayer that thing belongs to.

Please?

>> No.13902854

>>13902832

THE SOUND WILL FILL THE HALL, BRINGING POWER TO US ALL!

>> No.13902862

>>13902854
BROTHERS EVERYWHERE RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR! WE'RE WARRIORS, WARRIORS OF THE WORLD!

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>>13902832
THE SOUND WILL FILL THE HALL, BRINGING POWER TO US ALL!
WE ALONE ARE FIGHTING FOR METAL THAT IS TRUE, WE OWN THE RIGHT TO LIVE THE FIGHT, WE'RE HERE FOR ALL OF YOU
NOW SWEAR THE BLOOD UPON YOUR STEEL WILL NEVER DRY
STAND AND FIGHT TOGETHER
BENEATH THE BATTLE SKYYYYYYYY!

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>>13902853
I don't have the whole thing.

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>> No.13902873

Tali Vos'Litany of Hate

>> No.13902877

>>13902866
Oh yea ladz! It'z da Orks!

OrkoWarriors! (god that thread was fun!)

>> No.13902882

>>13902862
>>13902866
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>>13902854

Fuck yeah, hail and kill brothers.

>> No.13902886

>>13902877
The one about MANOWAAAGH?

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>>13902886

Dat'z da one brother! All toge'va now:

'AIL, 'AIL AND KILL! KILL!

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>> No.13902929

It was a decent anime.
Not quite thematically appropriate for 40k, but I'd still give it 7/10 just on its own merits.

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>>13902929
Say what now? What anime?

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>>13902943
How have you not seen it? I generally don't like anime and even I have heard of it.

>> No.13902988

>>13902929

>decent anime

No such thing exists.

>> No.13903001

>>13902979
Yeah, this boeard is full of newfags, now. Though I guess that it's still more obscure than Saturday Morning Watchmen.

>> No.13903003

>>13902979
Oh, you were talking about Ghost Slide then. Nvm.

>> No.13903012

>>13902988

Doubles, so it must be true.

>> No.13903014

>>13902988

I'm inclined to agree, but I am obliged to point out that there is Golden Boy.

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>>13903023

Silly woman, you can not hurt an ork by shooting him in the head. Especially not with a flashlight

>> No.13903067

Why can't I hold all these bills?

>> No.13903073

>>13903046
...didn't hear about Chem-chan and how she came to be that Ork's boss (and Schlicktau's lover)

>> No.13903078

>>13903046
silly tank-girl rip-off is silly anyway.

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This is a relaxing Sunday for a Krieg Death Korps member.

>> No.13903089

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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>>13903108
I'm sorry i don't get it.

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>>13903118
Tau suck at close combat, but still have a strict honor code. What's not to get?

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>>13898933
Goddamn. Even with a fucking ALIEN, this guy manages to make it look exactly the same as 100% of his other drawings.

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Its my Gargant - Datz No Moon - His retarded little Orky face should lighten the mood :D

>> No.13903547

My favorite non grimdark image

>> No.13903553

>>13903547
There are so many things right with this image.

>> No.13903603

>>13903547
Is Kharne hitting on...Krieg-chan?

>> No.13903607

>>13903603
Looks like it

>> No.13903625

Pierce your sorrow with my Waaagh

>> No.13903627

>>13903547
Is there an alternate version of this? Something doesn't look quite right about it to me.

>> No.13903683

>>13903627
Nope, not as far as I know

>> No.13903690

>>13903078
Your face is silly.

>> No.13903713

Anyone got the drawing of the eversor assassin driving that blood covered car?

>> No.13903750

>>13903625
oh, lord_blackfang

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>>13903627
there were a few WIP versions, but AFAIK this one is officially the final version.

>> No.13903963

/r/ing "when life gives you lemons..."

If that doesn't cheer OP, then there is no hope

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>> No.13904154

>>13903981
I love Culexus.

>> No.13904229

>>13904154

That... That's not cute...

>> No.13904259

>>13904229
Culexus assassins are the antithesis of cute. Whassamatter, awesome shit doesn't cheer you up?

>> No.13904279

>>13903981
You know, this would make a badass kill team game.
4 Assassin players on the Kill Team Vs a small Chaos army.

>> No.13904281

>>13904259
>Culexus assassins are the antithesis of cute.

That's what you think. The Culexus girl from Nemesis was adorable.

>> No.13904285

>>13902929
In the name of THE EMPRAH, please, please tell me where this is from?

Please, /tg/?

>> No.13904290

Assassin shenanigan bump.

>> No.13904316

>>13904281
No.
>>13904285
You mean you don't know?

>> No.13904325

>>13904281

Loved her.

>> No.13904326

>>13904316
I swear to god I don't. I've been lurking for almost a year and I have no idea what that is.

Unless you're just messin' with me.

>> No.13904338

>>13904281
CUUUUTE!

>> No.13904363

>>13904338

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

>> No.13904365

>>13904281
How is the book? Any good?

>> No.13904371

>>13904326
>HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE IT'S FROM!

>> No.13904391

>>13904371
Okay, yeah, you're messing with me.

Well played, /tg/. No rage, but a lot of confusion.

>> No.13904404

>>13904365
It suffered from typical James Swallow Idiot Plot/crap writing but the parts that were actually about the assassins and not stupid filler were pretty enjoyable.

Also the eversor was tsundere for the callidus.

>> No.13904407

>>13904365
No.

>> No.13904428

>>13904391
Look up the tag "pixiv_fantasia" in any booru engine such as danbooru. You'll find shite like that, very good images all round.

>> No.13904456

>Captcha: ndesb jaskowski

Close, but its Jubblowski.

>> No.13904478

Best thread on /tg/ right now

>> No.13904485

>>13904456
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

>mentioned uleystr

Ah, indeed, Mister Crowley also knew a lot about Chaos Magic, Captcha.

>> No.13904498

>>13904363
I lol'd

>> No.13904510

>>13903045
>>13902979

Those are definately saved.

Would anyone care for a dump of my advice guardsman collection?

>> No.13904514

One more for me, need to be up in the morning.

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>>13904531
heh!

>> No.13904554

>>13904531
only 93 million?

Lightweight.

>> No.13904564

>>13904498

>Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy

You have to make me listen to that song again, didn't you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiCZ68fLUyc

>> No.13904568

>>13902929
Sauce?

>> No.13904588

>>13904365
>How is the book? Any good?

It's...readable. It was interesting to see the Assassins as characters, rather than just plot devices or faceless killers, and I quite liked the seperate mannerisms they all had, even if they were a little stereotypical. While it wasn't an amazing book and didn't add anything to the overall Heresy-era mythos, if you're interested in the Temple Assassins then it's worth a read.

>> No.13904614

>>13904510

Well damn, I do it anyways 'till someone tells me to stop.

>> No.13904618

>>13904588
>mannerisms
>there's an Eversor in it

You mean the Eversor wasn't an over-caricatural killing machine who has to be freezed out between missions so as to prevent him from slaughtering everything because if he ever stopped murdering people viotently, his heart would explode from being bored?

You're telling me the eversor is not like this?

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>>13904618
Yes, it was that retarded.

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>>13904456
Who IS Jubblowski? I hear of her a lot from the drawfaggotries.

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>>13904650
appearently, two major features: She's the caring aunt of the Numen, and she has big tits.

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>>13904618
>You're telling me the eversor is not like this?

I did quirk an eyebrow at that part, yes. He remained a single-minded killing machine with virtually no patience and only the barest shreds of self-control, but was able to converse (rudely and bluntly) with the other members of the Assassin cell. It doesn't seem too much of a leap to assume that Eversors were perhaps given slightly more autonomy before the Heresy/War of Assassins, and were reduced to lobotomized suicide-berserkers afterwards during the social and political shakeups.

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>>13904683
meh

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Still one of my favorites.

Anyone have the photos of this drawing as a mini-conversion?

>> No.13904739

>>13904683
Also, If I remember correctly, the Culexus were created AFTER the heresy.

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>>13904782
fucking laughed out loud

>> No.13904802

Image limit :(

>> No.13904806

>>13904739
I've never heard of anything like that. As far as I'm aware, all of the major Temples were around before the Heresy. The Imperium faced psychic foes before Chaos became a real problem, so they still would have had a use for specialist Psyker-killers.

>> No.13904813

Life ain't nothin'
Adviceguardsman.jpg
But ditches and lhos.

Nice tank, xenos scum!
>Adviceguardsman.jpg
I'm going to blow it up using a tractor!

>> No.13904820

It takes five centuries to train an Eldar warrior
>Adviceguardsman.jpg
And one second to kill him dead!

Your god gave you cosmic space AIDs!
>Adviceguardsman.jpg
Mine gave me eleven barrels of hell. Any questions?

>> No.13904831

>>13904813

I never understood that first one.


Also, separate thread for Advice Guardsman?

>> No.13904862

>>13904831
Life ain't nothing but bitches and hos

And sure.

>> No.13904882

>>13904831
It's a pun on the lyric "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and hos" from some rap song or something.

>>13904820
>It takes five centuries to train an Eldar warrior

No it doesn't. I know it's supposed to be a joke and all, but still. Eldar don't take centuries to pass far enough down the Path of the Warrior to actually take to the battlefield. I'd warrant the only Eldar who spend centuries on that Path are the Exarchs.

>> No.13904906

>>13904883

New thread, I feel a bit bad about destroying this cutesy one with MANLY GUARDSMEN.

And I new the reference, it's just I didn't understand this word: lhos. That's 40k cigarettes, right?

>> No.13904912

>>13904806
Sisters of Silence, maybe?

Anyway, I read it back, and it says that the pariahs were first noticed because they were first carried with psykers to terra, and at one point it started perturbating the Astronomican. I don't know what the Emprah would have said about this if he were still alive, but whether he was or not, he didn't say anything about this. The high lords settled this on their own.

>> No.13904964

>>13904912
>That's 40k cigarettes, right?

Correct. It's a generic term used to describe any mild narcotic that's smoked like a cigarette - the exact plant will vary from world to world.

>>13904912
The Sisters of Silence were definitely around before the Heresy - they appear in the Collected Visions HH artbook which came before the novels, and have also cropped up in the novels themselves. There's no mention, that I can find at least, that points to what happened to them after the Heresy though. They may have been completely destroyed during the Seige of Terra, disbanded, or remain stationed on Terra to guard the Emperor along with the Custodes.

>> No.13904982

>>13904964

And now that's funny!

>> No.13905027

>>13904964
Meh, the Culexus background was retarded anyway. It states that pariahs were unknown when the Imperium was quite established, while they already used the Emprah's piss as a psyk-out material. Also, sisters of silence already in charge of the Black Ships, so that doesn't make sense.

>> No.13905330

lhos , I'm relay craving one now that you say ...

>> No.13906983

>>13904154

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BASTARD FOR FUCKING REMINDING ME OF THE FUCKING FUCK OF AN ENDING OF FUCKING DAEMONIFUGE!!!! GYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I WANNA KNOW WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!

>> No.13907000

>>13906983

The culexus takes the sister and the eldar to starbucks. They have cappuchinos while discussing the economy. Afterwards, they go shopping for shoes.

The end.

>> No.13911054

Good times.

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