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[ERROR] No.13798208 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Nurgle passed his eye over me and now I'm stuck in bed with the flu. In an attempt to appease him and ward away the plague daemons that are undoubtedly attracted to my sickly warp presence, I propose a Nurgle thread.

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>>13798208
So if everyone in my house is sick and I'm trying to make them better, does that mean I'm an agent of the EMPRAH?

>> No.13798277

What is /tg/'s favourite Nurgle themed chapter? Death Guard are all well and good but I personally like the Cleaved. Oil-like blood dripping out of every joint? Hell yea. These guys are well known for a high pain tolerance among PLAGUE MARINES. Let that sink in a bit.

>> No.13798284

>>13798274

Papa Nurgle is dissapoint.

>> No.13798292

I could understand going after knowledge or pleasures or killing just for the fun of it all.

But disease and death? WHY?

>> No.13798302

>>13798284

I just realized that /tg/ still hasn't put a Nurgle spin on the old "Son, I am dissapoint" meme.

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>>13798292
As I understand it, it's less about disease and death and more about deadening your nerves to take away all pain and suffering. Disease is just a means to an end. Disturbingly, grandfather Nurgle actually cares deeply about all of his followers.

But then again I'm not sure. Slaanesh devotee here. Hope the whole "no pain" thing works for you. I'm off to a BDSM orgy.

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>>13798302
But Papa Nurgle is never disappoint!

He loves all his children and wants them to be happy.

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>>13798323

After reading Fulgrim and realizing that Slaanesh is not just a crazy coked up rock and roll party all the time(sometimes it is) I've been really turned off by the idea. The way the book progresses as the Emperor's Children and their remembrancers fall deeper and deeper into corruption becomes really disturbing. I'm sure if a daemon of Slaanesh popped out of nowhere I'd be sucking it's dick in an instant because I am but a mortal, but the idea of Slaanesh is much more unappealing to me now.

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>>13798292
The actual followers of Nurgle don't feel the pain of the disease. In fact, they are often-times immune to the actual negative effects of the disease too. Nurgle simply wants to bring all of humanity into his warm embrace, and free them forever from the fear of pain and death.

>> No.13798427

>>13798393
I agree there was something that really ate at me in that book. The worst was the end dialog between Fulgrim and the demon. I would also really like to see a book like that for the Death Guard.

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>>13798323
A sort of Epicurean hedonism taken to a gross extreme through absurd means, then? Not all that different from Slaanesh then, I suppose.

I find antihistamines and zanamivir are a much more effective treatment for flu than pagan germ-worship, but you do what works for you. Next year, just get the damn shot. It's not even a pain in the ass like IVs are, it's intramuscular, so there's no excuse.

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>>13798430

God damn. That fucks me up every time.

>> No.13798494

>>13798427

Some small spoilers following. It's a good book, go read it.


Yea, when I think it started when everyone was obsessing over the xenos temple to Slaanesh. And when the painter was unsatisfied with all her colours until she mixed her blood, shit, piss, and any other bodily fluid she could use into her paints.

Slaanesh is really about every sensation, and overloading them excessively. Emperor's Children don't fuck, that's /tg/ fanwank. There was a huge orgy of blood and sex at the end of the book and the marines were just concerned that the ear-shattering music stopped for a second so they picked up some soundblasters and decided "hey! we can make our own band!"

>> No.13798521

>>13798444
Flu shot? That's only for old and sick people where I live. Everyone else has to pay for it, and me being a poor-ass fucker can't afford to ditch one seventh of a month's income on not being bedridden for four days.

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>>13798450
I'm not going to try to defend that kind of crap, because obviously it's completely batshit. But to be fair, a lot of the knuckledraggers on those sites are just indulging in fantasies, the events don't really happen. There are some nut cases out there who really do that kind of crap, but they're much less common, much like how people who enjoy vore porn don't go out trying to force themselves down a tiger's throat; or why guro fans don't vivisect nearby children to get off.

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>>13798521
I laugh at your shitty country and relative poverty!

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>>13798430

WOT DA ZOG?!

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>>13798494
Yeah it was just creepy how that entire scene played out.
Spoiler alert again.

Also when Horus finally speaks with "Fulgrim" I thought that it was interesting that that was the first time Horus was disturbed by what had happened to his brother.

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>>13798302
I did this one a while back.

>>13798352
You picked the same image.

>> No.13798620

Nurgle dump commencing.

>> No.13798638

I would post all my nurglette, but that induces mod rage. Mostly due to nipples. And the others are color inverts of kneesocks.

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>>13798620
Heh heh. Nurgle dump.

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>>13798643
Puns and innuendos.
Puns and innuendos everywhere.

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>>13798208
Nurgle wont take away the flu, he'l make you immune the discomfort it creates so you may spread it in his name.

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> plague judswin

HAH!

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This is an avatar, but I'm not usin' it so don't shoot.

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>>13798804
*blam*

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>ak47 in fantasy

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>>13798923
Forgot to mention that is official art.

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Is it wrong to think that the Nurgle girl in the back is kinda cute?

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Kill it with fire.

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>>13799028
Kill it with pus.

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>>13799052

No, with fire.

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>>13799073
The Custodes are with you.

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>>13799073
Kill it with neglect.

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For every one you slay a thousand will take its place.

From your very ranks.

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>>13799101

Kill with blessed atomics.

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>>13799123
Searing the land and glassing everything is just fast forwarding the result nurgle aims for. All afflicted die eventually.

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Even sergals are of no exception.

Be sure to haunt sergalfag with this one I asked to be made.

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>>13799144

Fire kills everything.

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here is a little something something.

>> No.13799223

>>13799198

pheromones

>> No.13799281

>>13799223
pheremones made from disease.
Having said that, what do you think nurgle's thoughts are on STDs?

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>>13799281
Marriage vows.

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Last one I am allowed to dump on a blue board...

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>>13799319
Come on dude, it's 1 AM and the mods are probably asleep.
If not, continue on another board and link?

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>>13799299
What's the deal with this image? Notice how it's all grainy? I notice that all of the new images from recent books are like that. Skaven, Dark Eldar, Tyranids, all have grainy images. Did GW change the paper content?

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>>13799399
while I want to support your claims, we can't make exceptions. Slippery slope and all that.
We want people punished for breaking the rules, not punished for getting caught.

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>>13799585
You want to take porn out of /tg/, eh?
I bet you also want all the fun threads removed from /v/.

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