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13796928 No.13796928 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Seriously, Dave, give it a rest. We love the Emperor too, but you're kind of being a distraction

>> No.13796971

Obviously Dave's first day on the job.

>> No.13796987

I laugh every time I see this image in the Inquisitor's handbook.

>> No.13797004

"We believe we've found the nest of heretics here. I believe if our teams split up and move from opposite sides, we should be able to. . ."

"FOR THE EMPEROR!"

"Damn it, Dave, pay attention, this is important! Now, we're going to have to. . ."

"BURN THE HERETICS!"

"Dave. . . seriously. Pipe down."

>> No.13797022

Hey Dave there are heretics standing next to you.

>> No.13797032

i dont even whatever this game is, but I still find this funny.

LOL

>> No.13797037

"Dave, quit waving that sword around! You're gonna knock the chandelier of skulls. . ."

*CRASH!!*

". . . DAMN it, Dave. . ."

>> No.13797047

GUYS, GUYS, I FOUND THIS SWORD

CAN I KEEP IT?

>> No.13797063

For some reason i picture tzeentch in the background going just as planned.

>> No.13797078

>>13797047
"Yes, FINE, Dave, just shut up and pay attention! We're trying to figure out the best way to. . ."

"I WANNA CALL THIS SWORD FOESLAYER!"

"Fine, whatever, just shut up and pay attention to. . ."

"FOESLAYER AND I ARE GONNA SLAY THE HERETICS!"

"Emprah, WHATEVER, just pipe down for a moment!"

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>> No.13797151

>>13796928
Damn it Dave, where did you put the coloured maps? I can't see where the heretics are on this ye olde map!

>> No.13797172
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>> No.13797194

>>13797151
in the grim dark future of mankind, they still use tree technology

>> No.13797240

>>13797194
the STC for colour printers was lost in the dark age of technology

>> No.13797294

Blast, I can't think of a single caption

>> No.13797296

>>13797240
gone, gone in the ways of normal light fixtures

>> No.13797322

Ahahaha. Why Dave though?

>> No.13797337

>>13797322
Was the name someone attributed to him when they made the first caption ages back. Apparently it stuck.

>> No.13797341

the snacks, our mission is to get them.

>> No.13797404

>>13796928
Why am I hearding the item recieved noice from Zelda?

>> No.13797456

>>13797404
>hearding
You can herd noises?

Fucking Emperor's Children

>> No.13797459

"O'DOYLES RULE!"

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>> No.13797752

>>13797322

Because that's the name I chose when I came up with it. I felt the best way to ridicule an Inquisitor was to give him an exceptionally mundane (ie. non-40K) name.

So he became Dave - waver of swords, disrupter of briefings.

>> No.13797773

"Hey wait a minute... Dave, these aren't the maps I needed."
"Sorry but we need to BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO WOULD STAND AGAINST THE WILL OF MAN!"
"Fuck you Dave. Fuck. You."

>> No.13798361

>>13797322
Because when you're naming randoms, it usually comes down to Dave or Steve or John.

I'm more of a 'Trevor' kind of fellow, myself, but Steve is a fine name for any ol' fellow.

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