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more HERESY

>> No.13787659

>> No.13787664

>> No.13787669

>> No.13787708

>>13787652

This is relevant to my interests...

Purely to understand what I'm supposed to avoid, of course.

>> No.13787709

>> No.13787720

delicius heresy

>> No.13787728

I NEED HERESY! GREAT XENO HERESY!

emperor forgive me.

>> No.13787736

Since this thread will be deleted the first time a janitor or a mod notices it, I might as well post this. Enjoy your Lawbstar gents.

>> No.13787739

>>13787720

is that freeza?

>> No.13787746

>>13787720
>Brood Mother: Is it in yet?
>IG man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.13787749

>>13787736
Wait what?

And is there more?

>> No.13787753

>>13787736

Needs moar, imo.

>> No.13787771

i'm ok with this

>> No.13787772

>> No.13787773

>>13787749
>>13787753

These two aren't SFW, so here:

http://i51.tinypic.com/28by3hl.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/125gqcl.jpg

>> No.13787785

>>13787773

I'm kind of surprised a woman that frequents /tg/ has that nice of an ass.

>> No.13787789

horus delivers

>> No.13787795

>>13787772
>>13787773
I cannot complain. In fact, quite the opposite.

>> No.13787800

>>13787736
>>13787772

God damnit, RAWKs ass gets a free pass whenever I post my butt the thread gets deleted.

>> No.13787806

>>13787800

Her ass is probably nicer than your ass.

>> No.13787807

>>13787785

You'd be more surprised if you knew what she took up that ass.

Also, DM-chan:

http://i53.tinypic.com/2898k8w.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/302c4m9.jpg

>> No.13787814

extra heretical

>> No.13787820

>> No.13787821

The commissar had better not see this

>> No.13787822

Two more of DM-chan.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2m49flu.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/2q8rfw2.jpg

>> No.13787823

>>13787800
This thread will soon be deleted anyway, most likely. You won't hear me complaining.

>> No.13787824

this might be rawk but she hasn't confirmed this to be her yet

>> No.13787825

>>13787807

Well now I HAVE to know.

>> No.13787832

>>13787824

Possible. She is into BDSM, gagging and all, after all.

>> No.13787835

>>13787652
WTF IS THIS SHIT!!

>> No.13787840

/d/eal with it, anti-Slaaneshi fags.

>> No.13787841

>>13787825

14' dildo, 11' of real cock. Also, god knows how many fistings. She also lactates, loves to be humiliated, peed on/drink urine, and taken out on a leash as a pet with no clothing on.

>> No.13787844

>>13787825
Duh?

>> No.13787846

My penis is confused, confounded, and bewildered.

>> No.13787847

>>13787824
okay, the blowjob ring I can understand (fucking bubbly drool everywhere is disgusting though)

but what the fuck is with the nose hooks

>> No.13787851

>>13787847

She's also a huge pain slut.. some of the things she enjoys most of us classifies as torture.

>> No.13787852

>>13787841

Sounds like my kind of girl

>> No.13787855

>>13787841
>peed on/drink urine

OH COME ON

god damn it

>> No.13787857

>>13787841
You just said that she took a fourteen foot dildo.

>> No.13787858

>>13787855

Yep. Also she tends to beg for the cock every time someone's near her, and has had sex with most, if not all, of her friends.

>> No.13787859

>>13787857

This is relevant to my interests.

>> No.13787861

>>13787857

Did I? My mistake. I meant inches.

>> No.13787862

>>13787846
Slaanesh welcomes you!

>> No.13787869

>>13787858

You say all of this like its a bad thing.

>> No.13787871

Um, guys...

Say I just saw pic related happen. Would I be executed by Ordo Xenos for consorting with a foul Eldar, or by Ordo Malleus for witnessing a daemonic possession?

>> No.13787872

>>13787847
Gag is going to inevitably produce that kind of bubbly drool.

>> No.13787874

>>13787869

It is for me, since I don't live anywhere near her.

>> No.13787879

this just in, rawk is a champion of Slaanesh

>> No.13787884

>>13787857
Intestines are quite long.

>> No.13787886

>>13787879
And how we love it.

>> No.13787887

>>13787879

No shit. I dub thee Slowpoke. Did the fact that she had sex with 15 guys, 2 cocks at a time, while blindfolded and ring-gagged give it away? Or when she gave everyone blowjobs during an irl gaming session as entertainment?

>> No.13787896

>>13787879

And oh how the neckbeards drool over her.

>> No.13787897

>>13787857

and the eleven foot penis isn't more interesting to you?

>> No.13787899

DISGUSTING! WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING UP ARMS SO THAT YOU CAN HEW FLESH AND SMASH BONE? WHY ARE YOU NOT SPILLING BLOOD IN THE BLOOD GOD'S NAME? WHY ARE YOU NOT COLLECTING SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE? VILE DEVIANTS

>> No.13787904

>>13787897

I said I was mistaken, I meant inches, not feet. Goddamn Americans and their measuring system.

>> No.13787912

>>13787896
Indeed.

The only ca/tg/irl in my circle of associates would better qualify as a champion of Khorne than Slaanesh. Beware of sociopaths with steel-toe boots. That shit hurts, man...

>> No.13787916

>>13787897
I read that as 'elven foot penis'.

>> No.13787919

Either way. Moar must be provided before thread is murdered by annoying janitors.

>> No.13787929

>>13787879

You are the slowest of Slowpokes sir.

>> No.13787931

>>13787919

I have no more, those are the only three I've managed to grab yesterday on a thread on /b/. Though some fa/tg/uy claims he has a folder filled with Rawk's pics.

>> No.13787934

>>13787824
can someone post her pics in /s/ and link the thread please?

>> No.13787936

>>13787919
Now you've done it. Don't you know calling their name summons them like candle ja--

>> No.13787937

>>13787871
Ordo Hereticus, for trying to confuse the Emperor's most holy inquisition.

>> No.13787938

>>13787919
If you insist.

Just remember, Slannesh-fags, your sexy daemonettes look like this 50% of the time, and won't take no for an answer...

>> No.13787946

>>13787899
IS IT TIME FOR BATTLE?!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>> No.13787947

>>13787934

>>>/s/11376476

The other pics in the thread are from a girl called Spanky.

>> No.13787948

>>13787938
From the way you phrased that, it sounds like you expect that to be an argument AGAINST Slaanesh.

But that makes no sense, when compared to your pictures.

>> No.13787949

>>13787871

you can be executed for witnessing an act of daemon transformation?

>> No.13787951

>>13787938

Again. You say this like its a bad thing.

>> No.13787958

guys i think i see a comi*BLAM*

>> No.13787966

Ordos Xenos related question: could you find out where Necron Tomb Worlds are by looking at the systems that 'Nids avoid?

>many kilind
yes Captcha, there are indeed.

>> No.13787968

>>13787949
You can be executed for being on the same planet as a Chaos infestation.

So... I'm not really seeing the problem.

Hell just knowing too much about chaos would probably score you a free execution if spoken to the wrong person.

>> No.13787971

>>13787949
This is the Imperium. You can be executed for ANYTHING.

>> No.13787973

>>13787968

yeah now that i have given it some thought it DOES actually make much more sense

>> No.13787975

Coincidentally, I'm playing Inquisition imperial guard in DoW II Retribution right now. : O

>> No.13787977

>>13787946
IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR BATTLE!

>> No.13787991

Rawk Lobster may be a slut, but that doesn't mean that makes up for her attention whoring.
That turns lust to hate. I hope the vile thing dies of AIDS.

>> No.13787997

>>13787991

She'd probably get turned on if she heard you say that, or if you said it to her face.

>> No.13788006

>>13787991
are you fucking stupid? She only posts sporadically at best since the pictures got out. If anything I think she wants the pictures to disappear off the net.

>> No.13788007

>>13787977
MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN! MAIM KILL BURN!

>> No.13788012

>>13787991
>I hope the vile thing dies of AIDS.
Fuck you, Nurgle!

Slaanesh will protect Rawk's glorious slutty ass!

>> No.13788016

>>13788006

She does, especially considering her phobia. Yet these threads keep popping out. I think there's been five different threads in which she had been posted, just in the last two or three days.

>> No.13788022

>>13788012
Damn skippy.

>> No.13788026

>>13788006
And that's how people learn of her sluttiness, right? The pictures?
>>13787997
I would not doubt it.
>>13788012
All things come to Papa Nurgle eventually, dear child.

>> No.13788043

>>13788016
>her phobia

which is?

>> No.13788044

>>13788026
her dom is a champion of Tzeentch though

>> No.13788045

>>13788026

No, they learn that from the threads she posts in, which always derail into her begging others to humiliate her or gangbang her. That's probably the source. And the fact that she gladly admits it. Though it's a shame, she actually can be quite a nice person when not obsessing about getting something plugging up her holes.

>> No.13788046

>>13788026

not the Children. deal with it, Nurgle: you're outclassed in devotion of followers. we love Slaanesh far more than your followers love you.

>> No.13788063

>>13788043

She has an extreme phobia of getting her picture taken, and almost never leaves the house because of this. These pics were taken while she was under the influence of heavy anti-psychotics and anti-panic pills.

>>13788044

The guy? More likely a Dark Eldar... her Domme might be classified as a Slaaneshi Cult Ringleader.

>> No.13788066

>>13788045
...I don't think she's ever posted that on /tg/

sure if you talk to her in private and let her know you're interested she will

>> No.13788080

>>13788026
I think this counts as a Slaaneshi White Knight now.

>> No.13788083

>>13788046
And yet you die, and in death you decay, feeding Grandfather Nurgle.
>>13788045
Ergo, an attention whore.

>> No.13788093

>>13788066

Try finding that thread about the ERP game on the yotsuba archiver. Then tell me I'm wrong.

>> No.13788098

>>13788083

we do not Decay. we are Consumed by She Who Thirsts.

while They may decay, We do not. we feed Her Hunger.

>> No.13788102

Which side of the pond is she from?

>> No.13788105

>>13788093
That seems germane to said thread though.

>> No.13788115

>>13788102

US. Close to Tennessee, if not living there. Can't remember.

>>13788105

Wat? I don't understand what you're saying. You want the link?

>> No.13788128

>>13788115
i mean that acting that way in an ERP thread is relevent to the topic.

If she were doing that in say any other thread than yeah, attention whore

>> No.13788135

>>13788066
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg?task=search2&search_tripcode=&search_username=RA
WK%20LAWBSTAR

>> No.13788141

>>13788128

Oh, pardons then. I misunderstood. We had a thread yesterday going on about the Xenomorphs from Alien, and soon as someone mentioned DLFG and Rawk it was "GOODBYE MY DARLING THREAD".

>> No.13788144

>>13788098
You leave corpses, do you not? Indeed, you spread disease with your excessive natures.

>> No.13788186

>>13787887
Why am i both turned on and disgusted by this?

>> No.13788206

>>13788186

Because she is the embodiment of every male fantasy. And I do mean every fantasy.

And now by the powers of Hitler, I summon Janitor!

>> No.13788219

>>13788206
Did someone call for the Janitor? Because this pic never fails to summon his baleful powers.

>> No.13788220

>>13788206

because every guy wants a girl obsessed with sex so excessive and ridiculous it ceases to be appealing

>> No.13788228

Please, delete this thread before the Rawk trolling reaches critical mass.

>> No.13788231

>>13788220

Until you have one, you can't tell you wouldn't find that appealing if you had those tastes yourself. I mean, tastes for someone like her.

>> No.13788237

>>13788228

>Sisters forgetting their Vows

moar

>> No.13788240

>>13788220
According to some, yes.

>> No.13788242

>>13788220
Not precisely.

Guys don't want Rawk as a girlfriend, they want her as a friend who happens to sexually service them. It's different. Nobody actually loves Rawk, they just enjoy her.

>> No.13788247

>>13788220
actually, dated one of those.

3 months of that and I pretty much gave up on women for 5 years

>> No.13788249

>>13788242

i think she's perfectly cool with that

>> No.13788250

>>13787806

=/ Meanie

>> No.13788254

>>13788250

Upload it so we can compare.

>> No.13788256

>>13788237
I don't have moar.

But here, have an astropath fucking a tech priest.

>> No.13788263

/tg/: Where the Mods are Gods and the posters are atheists.

>> No.13788272

>>13788249
Then she's truly a devotee of Slaanesh.

Not sure if want (aw, who am I kidding... DO WANT).

>> No.13788277

>>13788263

God is dead. and we have killed Him.

>> No.13788287

>>13788256
>>13788263
>>13788272
Screencap'd

>> No.13788290

>>13788254
i have a sick fetish where i want to find some too much for the masochist, because it just a fetish a fantasy that has it limits, i want the pain to over come the joy , to show the real hurt. find out why , why this is necessary and gain no sexual scarification out of the sadism but more out of the churshing of someones Passion...

I'm sick

>> No.13788297

>>13788290

You're actually pretty tame, but hey, welcome to /tg/ anyway.

>> No.13788302

>>13788290
Why hello there...

>> No.13788307

>>13788290

And you appear to have the much more common issue of attention-seeking..

>> No.13788310

>>13788307

>> No.13788314

>>13788290

and meanwhile, i just want to degrade, humiliate, and abuse them.

>> No.13788328

I enjoy missionary sex with my loving wife for the sole purpose of procreation

>> No.13788329

>>13788310

Heh. Not seen that one before.

>> No.13788336

>>13788254

Def not as big as hers, or at as good of an angle.

>> No.13788339

>>13788297
not really, my ex like to be roughed up a bit , i made it not fun, took 2 years to find out where her point was , slow escalation mind you, the real joy was in the tears , not because it hurt her but because it broke i found her limt and took it pass to levels she never considered, the joy i felt, because i broke her when she said she couldn't be broken.

3 weeks after that she broke up with me. she now is dating a girl.

>> No.13788341

Sounds like this Rawk character in the same league of slut as my girlfriend and my fuckbuddy. Though they're both specifically into pain and being controlled, and don't really care for humiliation.

Don't let anyone tell you dating a girl who loves sex isn't awesome. It's pretty much the best thing.

>> No.13788346

>>13788336

But nonetheless delicious. Thanks.

>> No.13788347

>>13788336

Undercunt, lol.

>> No.13788354

>>13788336
continue.jpg

>> No.13788356

>Count on the few notable female /tg/ers to camwhore

>> No.13788357

>>13788336

wanna screw?

>> No.13788358

>>13788336
My God...

I can't speak for the rest of /tg/, but dat ass is most definitely relevant to my interests.

>> No.13788360

>>13788341

Rawk is also into being controlled, she is a subby after all and as some anon previously mentioned she's a pain slut as well.

>> No.13788361

>>13788336
Proceed?

>> No.13788365

>>13788336
faces faces are important you find out some much by them , how you want the world to see you is in your face show it to us..

>> No.13788381

>>13788365
>>13788361
>>13788358
>>13788357
>>13788354
>>13788347
>>13788346

I like how you guys think that's really her/him/it's ass

>> No.13788382

How much heresy do you like, /tg/?

>> No.13788384

>>13788356

And of course everyone eats the shit up.

>> No.13788389

>>13788382

>he has to ask if /tg/ likes Thri-Kreen

>> No.13788396

>>13788381
who cares if it leads to more posts either way? I'm not the one wasting my time typing adorations.

>> No.13788397

>>13788360
brand her forehead.
pepper spray + plus vagina
tear gas in a room , while shes nude and been hosed down. gas mask plus + chem suit would be good for you.

say nothing just watch no emotion at all.

>> No.13788407

>>13788381
And why exactly do you think I'd care if that ass isn't attached to a chick?

/tg/ = totally gay. If that's a man's ass, I'd gladly plunder that booty.

>> No.13788409

>>13788382
All of it.

>> No.13788412

>>13788397

She's branded, pierced and used as furniture daily. Branded with hot iron. At her clit.

>>13788407

I concur.

>> No.13788420

>>13788397

>leave her alone for a month or so
>gas mask, chem suit
>grab her, shave her, chem bath, hose down
>"interrogate"

let's see how effective those Green Beret torture techniques are.

>> No.13788421

>>13788382

>implying thr-kreen isn't best heresy

>> No.13788422

>>13788389
Not everyone does. Many make that abundantly clear with gusto.

But as long as we're going to have a shitty thread why not have a shitty thread that also has thri-kreens in it

>> No.13788425

>>13788412
mustard gas ....
super guel every thing shut , eye mouth , vagina , ect.

>> No.13788427

>>13788421
Thri-kreens is best in life

>> No.13788430

>>13788389
Fuck off, chitinfag.

>> No.13788432

>>13788407
I'm implying that he/she/it pulled said photo from a fap folder or a GIS.

male/female is irrelevant, as I don't think it's said anon's ass.

>> No.13788440

>>13788412
>Branded with hot iron. At her clit.

That's a good way to cause permanent damage.

>> No.13788442

I'd beat her to within inches of death. See if she still liked it then.
Fucking attention whores.

>> No.13788445

>>13788432

Only solution is to retake the picture with a timecode post-it.

Use a sharpie to make it extra standard.

>> No.13788446

>>13788360

Yeah but my girlfriend would never drink piss or anything like that. If you told her she was a worthless cunt she'd probably cry. Yet she gets really turned on by pain, to the point where, for example, we were fucking one day and she was screaming, she came, and then she ran into the bathroom and passed a kidney stone. That's supposed to be some of the worst pain imaginable. That was over a year ago and I'm still fucking amazed by it.

>> No.13788447

>>13788430
Because this thread wherein a ca/tg/irl who posted naked pictures that she claimed were of her and told stories about being a submissive cumdumpster that she asserts are true has become a central topic of discussion was going so great until the thri-kreen fag showed up

>> No.13788451

>>13788412
I'm hoping your heard wrong because that's just retarded

>> No.13788456

if she likes pain so much stop her from feeling pain...

>> No.13788460

>op starts at 01:59
>still going at 03:26
This thread is extra heretical!

>> No.13788464

>>13788451
i thought it was pubic mound?

>> No.13788468

>>13788442
Man, you just sound so stable.
So very, very stable.
Not at all like an internet tough guy.
Just .. wholly, completely in touch with your inner self.

>> No.13788469

>>13788425
Then she suffocates, and you have just become a murderer.

>> No.13788470

>>13788445
>Only solution is to retake the picture with a timecode post-it.
>Use a sharpie to make it extra standard.

Also known as "Scientific Method /b/"

>> No.13788471

>>13788451

As do I. But this was supposedly from the horse's mouth, so to speak. Also, nipples pierced with rings and her cunt with three separate piercings... one goes through her clit, I think. I can't remember all these details.

>> No.13788472

>>13788432
Perhaps not, but it's surely SOME anon's ass.

Dat ass is out there.

>> No.13788475

>>13788464

I heard pubic mound, and to all those in that RP that one night, I still am ashamed.

Feels bad, man.

>> No.13788485

>ITT people who don't get how dom/sub works

>> No.13788493

>>13788475
>>13788464

You're probably right and I'm simply misremembering.

>> No.13788494

>>13788468
Did I claim to be tough?
Everyone is fantasizing about what they'd fucking do with this attention whore that probably is lying about everything. It beat her into a coma and see if she'd post about that.

>> No.13788498

>>13788494

The awful, sad fucking truth is she's not lying :/

>> No.13788499

Look at that slut, strutting around with her abdomen swaying, all swollen with eggs, stroking that gythka all slow-like and deliberate. She's such a whore.

>> No.13788501

>>13788485
let them fantisize lifestyle dominant or dominated anon, Though if you're looking for a new owner I know just the guy.

>> No.13788507

>>13788471

Nothing wrong with piercings. They are very enjoyable. The last girl I slept with had 12, including her clit.

I keep dating girls who USED to have nipple piercings. It's like, damn it, why did you take them out?

Also, as long as we're talking about /tg/-related porn and submissives...

>> No.13788513

>>13788494
Ever beat someone, ever?
You may wind up killing them.
But, the important part is, you're an enthusiastic idiot.
And that's what really, really counts, isn't it?

>> No.13788517

>>13788494
You do realize that Rawk isn't even here anymore, and that her alleged "attention whoring" is just done by ronery anons posting pics of her, right>

>> No.13788520

>>13788517

This. A thousand times this. Every fucking day threads keep getting derailed by the same five or so guys wanting more of her pics.

>> No.13788521

>>13788499

she's not a whore. you take that back.

she's a proper lady, and deserves to be treated like one.

>> No.13788523

>>13788485
Elucidate them.

>implying not me

>> No.13788530

>>13788507

Ah, they can be fun I admit. But not fit for everyone.

>> No.13788531

>>13788498
You know this how?
>>13788513
It's an imprecise art, and yes.
And really, it is all that counts.
>>13788517
Attention whoring done in the past still is attention whoring.

>> No.13788538

Is it sad when I keep an eye on threads like these just in the offhand hope that a picture of my ex will be posted?

>sopathetic.gif

>> No.13788539

>>13788521
Would you fuck off already?

>> No.13788541

>>13787785

>Implying any of these are from women who frequent /tg/

>> No.13788542

>>13788501
I'm not, but a close friend of mine is into the BDSM scene. I've met some of his subs. One of them was crazy as fuck (and stupid as shit, also ugly) but the other was very nice and pretty normal outside of the whole liking to be tied up and beaten thing. Couldn't hold her liquor, though. Few women can.

Me, I'm one of those weirdos looking for a relationship with someone I can respect and talk to. Currently halfway pursuing this weeaboo girl I work with. Not too sure where to go with it because all I really know is that she likes anime and some of the stuff I like (Venture Bros, Dr. Horrible to name a few) and she likes to cook, much as I do. I passed up a chance to go to karaoke with her tonight only because I'm so fucking tired I don't think I'd be able to make the drive home without crashing.

>> No.13788545

Ha, I know some girls who would probably be so turned on by being tied up and used as terrain in a 40k game...

>> No.13788548

>>13788531

She didn't even post her pics, someone else did. Even the first time... I think it was a punishment from one of her domms. And I know. I won't expand on that. Now fuck off.

>>13788538

Wait, what? Explain yourself.

>> No.13788552

>>13788539
Yes, we're trying to fantasize about inflicting pain on a woman that we've never met before and never will meet and who in all likelihood doesn't even fucking exist because there's no timestamps on those pics or any indication that the person in question has ever even heard of /tg/! Take your quirky and tame pictures of insect girls elsewhere, we're trying to break the rules!

also
>implying there's only one kreenfag

>> No.13788559

>>13788548
Yes, and because this person said so you take it at face value. So of course they're real.

>> No.13788562

>>13788552
Precisely. Now fuck off.

>> No.13788568

>>13788548
Ah, of course, you're telepathic. My mistake.

>> No.13788570

>>13788562
No.

>> No.13788573

JANITOR! JANITOR! JANITOR!

no...?

HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!

...still no?

>> No.13788576

>>13788548
It's complicated, but I still hold a torch for my ex from, like, eight years ago after five years together. Considering what few bits of her life I've learned about since we separated, it wouldn't surprise me at all if her pictures popped up in threads like these. Hell, how we broke up, it wouldn't surprise me if pics of her showed up in threads like these.

And no, I'm not the one who took them. Hence the breakup. Like I said, so pathetic.

>> No.13788586

>>13788576
Move the fuck on. You had at least one woman, find another.

>> No.13788587

>>13788542
> I passed up a chance to go to karaoke with her tonight only because I'm so fucking tired I don't think I'd be able to make the drive home without crashing.

And yet so fucking tired that as soon as you got home you jumped on the computer and patrolled /tg/.

Not to get all /r9k/ here on ya, but you blew a chance to put yourself in a charismatic out-of-work situation with this girl, knock that shit off.

>> No.13788594

>>13788576

Dude, don't do it. Ain't worth it, never has been. Forget her with some other, better. Brofist?

>>13788568

>> No.13788596

huh.

Shades of Jessica Elwood

>> No.13788599

>>13788538

That's pretty fucking sad, bro. Get over her already. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

>> No.13788600

>>13788573

PAZUZU PAZUZU PAZUZU!

Hmm. Guess not.>>13788573

>> No.13788613

>>13788570
Yes, there is only one of you.
Now fuck off.

>> No.13788617

>>13788587
Insomnia's a bitch, you know that? Simply because I can stay awake does not mean I can operate heavy machinery or drive safely.

Also I've been out with her multiple times, alone only once, though. (Speaking of which, Evangelion 2.0 was actually pretty fucking sweet.) Thinking of taking her to the zoo or some shit because I have no ideas for dates at all and as I said I don't know her well enough at all. Maybe I can get her recommendations for anime series and slyly ask if she can show me some of her animus and mangos or something idk

Also I'm shy and inexperienced with women. I feel bad enough already for seeing the subtext of her mentioning it and deciding to go home instead, but in my defense this vodka isn't going to drink itself until I pass out.

>> No.13788623

>>13788617
Go cut yourself, you whiny faggot.

>> No.13788626

>>13788613
Every time you say that, an angel gets his wings.

And wants to fuck a thri-kreen. I think. It's been a while since I watched "It's a Wonderful Life," so I'm not sure if there was as much monstergirl porn as I remember

>> No.13788641

>>13788623
Go masturbate to a pretend cumdumpster some more. Hey, maybe "she" will post some more pictures in this thread, and tell you about that time she did something totally slutty and scandalous at that /tg/-related event.

>> No.13788642

>>13788626
>>13788623
What happened to the heresy?
<eilli intimate
wtf captcha?

>> No.13788643

This thread was better when it took advantage of the lack of mods to post /tg/ related tits, instead of taking advantage of a lack of mods to post bitchy fightyfests...

>> No.13788655

>>13788643

this is the Mods making us turn against each other, trying to show us how Heresy collapses in upon itself.

>> No.13788656

>>13788641
What? I hate the annoying cunt.

>> No.13788658

>>13788643

If you got any /tg/ related tits, post them. I posted DM-chan, but that's all I got.

>> No.13788665

>>13788626
Piss off, then. Suck on it, angels.

>> No.13788670

>>13788658
>DM-"chan"

>> No.13788671

>>13788643

>> No.13788678

>>13788670

I didn't pick her name. There's worse, trust me.

>> No.13788679

>>13788336
Umm tighter, shapelier, less cellulite? /tg/ is white as hell, and by cracker standards, heart-shaped nice ass beats big ass any day.........now start putting things in it already

>> No.13788680

I like talking to a girl from /tg/. We actually met as a result of one of these fetish threads.

She likes the whole Sub/Dom thing and Hypnosis, just like I do. It's pretty cute, actually.

And I will say there's nothing wrong with a girl who likes being a sub. Being a person with daily responsibilities and a demand from society to be an individual can really be tiring from some people. Some times, otherwise very active, self-aware girls can simply get tired of making decisions and telling others what to do. They don't want to think; they want someone they trust to do it for them. Something that's all about their pleasure, but with all the burdens of decision making on someone else.

And as for Doms, not ALL doms are sadists. Being a dom isn't necessarily about pain (although many people link the two) it's about power. It's about someone giving you absolute power over them and expecting you to use that power to do the things that please them deep down.

Anyone can just fuck. Anyone can use foreplay. But the best foreplay doesn't involve touching someone's body at all; but their mind. Someone who gives you absolute power and then gets what they really truly desire deep down will get a truly satisfying experience. Be that desire pain, pleasure, being controlled, being dehumanized, being used - it doesn't matter. It just matters that they want it, and you have the power to give it to them.

That's my stance and I'm sticking to it.

>> No.13788682

>> No.13788683

>>13788485
>ITT: People pretending to understand BDSM relationships from reading the posts of a trolling camwhore on /tg/.
I think it's cute how people on /tg/ are more willing to believe camwhore bullshit than on any other board.

>> No.13788685

>>13788671

wincest: even the Gods do it.

>> No.13788695

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>> No.13788696

>>13788679

It's really difficult to take these with timestamps.

>> No.13788700

>>13788680

>And as for Doms, not ALL doms are sadists. Being a dom isn't necessarily about pain (although many people link the two) it's about power. It's about someone giving you absolute power over them and expecting you to use that power to do the things that please them deep down.

Verified and approved. By me at least.

>> No.13788702

>>13788642
I got your heresy right here

>> No.13788704

>>13788617
Zoo's not a bad idea, provided she like that kinda thing, prolly safe.

How's the weather there? If you both enjoy cooking, try out a new restaurant or even better, do a picnic.

And don't sweat the shy thing, she's a person too, most shy people only fail because they get in their own way, etc, etc. Be you, be honest, and if it works out, it works out.

Just don't be too over-eager.

>> No.13788705

>>13788586
>>13788594
>>13788599
No, no. You all misunderstand. For a long time, I'd gotten cool with it. To the point of no sweat at all. Had girls since, I'm okay. Hell, I was even thankful to her for making me more social and outgoing. I wished her well in life.

Then in late '09 early '10 I found out a piece of information that ruined all of that. Now I want to find the pics of her to let my rage continue to simmer.

Like I said, pathetic.

>> No.13788710

>>13788705

Really, you can't say that and expect me not to ask you. What piece of information was that?

>> No.13788714

>>13788683
Are you referring to me or agreeing with me?

>> No.13788716

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>> No.13788717

>>13788710
She had a dick.

>> No.13788718

>>13788678
You misunderstand. The reaction image was for both her name and her eye-searing body.

>> No.13788719

>>13788696
You're a bright enough girl to grasp and appreciate tabletop and pen-and-paper game systems, and have a great ass...God has given you the assets, (no pun intended) to make it work

>> No.13788720

>>13788716

PENIS OR GTFO

>> No.13788722

>>13788704
"over-eager" is the most inaccurate adjective that can ever be applied to me

>> No.13788723

>>13788710
The short version? It turns out I don't have a daughter.

That is all.

>> No.13788729

>>13788717
Hot.

>> No.13788739

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>> No.13788744

>>13788723

>The short version? It turns out I don't have a daughter.

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>> No.13788745

>>13788596
Exhibit A.
Good times, indeed.

>> No.13788747

>>13788719
You are encouraging an attention whore. As is so common in this fucking sex-starved board.
>/tg/ IS BESTEST BOARD EVER GUISE!!!11

>> No.13788751

>>13788739
Have some delicious greenmarine heresy

>> No.13788753

>>13788747

Welcome to the internet, you must be new.

>> No.13788757

>>13788700
>+1
>this thread is like a trainwreck

>>13788704
>sounds like a good approach

>>13788722
mellow out.
and cancel all that drinkin' vodka till you pass out. you are either doing it, which means you are killing yourself and looking dumb, or you are not doing it, in which case you are simply looking dumb.

try honesty,
a single "i would like to spend time with you" is worth more then a thousand "well, we could, um, hang out, i guess, kinda, i guess"

>> No.13788758

>Read tread

Fuck I'm really happy I have a non-/d/-related girlfriend.

>> No.13788759

>> No.13788762

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/culled.html

>> No.13788763

>>13788723
Oh, wow. Reminds me of a story my friend told me.

Basically, a girl told him she was pregnant with twins. His twins. He was being a counselor at a hoity-toity rich kids summer camp and thus had to communicate with her via e-mail. She sent him updates on her "pregnancy," and even sent him ultrasounds. Then on MySpace (this was years ago) he sees that she has a new boyfriend. They were never really in a relationship, but he thought that she should tell him she was pregnant. She said she was no longer pregnant. She miscarried, she said, and never told him.

Friend goes back and looks at ultrasounds. He worked for another friend's dad part-time, a doctor, at certain points, off and on. He knew how to read ultrasound timestamps and was pissed at himself for not realizing this sooner. The ultrasounds were taken three years prior.

Bitches be crazy.

>> No.13788764

>> No.13788770

>>13788700
I doubt my Kitty is in this thread because she is SUPPOSED to be asleep right now, but I'm sure she would agree.

Although she probably couldn't get off if I didn't tease her at least a lit- no, well, a lot. And call her a stupid pet, and torture her with orgasm denial, and... well, you get the idea.

But she's clearly very smart and capable. It positively oozes out of everything she says. And I like that too. I just don't let HER know.

>> No.13788772

>>13788757

>this thread is like a trainwreck

You always confuse me with your posts. Also, expect the amputee fic to be done by Monday.

>> No.13788774

>>13788753
>HURRR EVERYONE IN THE INTERNET LOVES GIVING STUPID WHORES ATTENTION ALL DAY ERRYDAY
Really?

>> No.13788775

>>13788764

>> No.13788780

>>13788758

>pick up girl at college
>it's a trap
>fuck him
>six-month relationship

the longest, most-stable relationship i've had was with a trap. not /d/, but still.

>> No.13788781

Seriously, you fuckers didn't learn your lesson after Jessica Elwood? WTF.

> equivalent icegi

>> No.13788783

>>13788764
>diomen THE
Who are THE DIOMEN?!

>> No.13788784

>>13788723
Whoa. Wow. Wait. What?

>> No.13788786

>>13788770
I dunno, doing such things to your right hand sounds painful.

>> No.13788788

>>13788757
From my understanding the ability to be subtle and smooth is far more appealing than the middle-school approach of flat-out stating "I like you do you like me y/n" and having dinner and a movie with all sorts of awkwardness that paints me as a virgin manchild. I'd like to avoid the latter, true though it may be.

The zoo was my friend's idea. I know she likes animals, but I also know that gas is fucking expensive and I'm completely fucking broke for another week, until payday.

Also, has this thread really degraded to this point? Wait a minute, it was a shitty excuse to post porn to begin with. I would not be surprised to have the submit button bring me to the "this thread no longer exists" screen.

>> No.13788789

>>13788744
Now does it make sense why I keep looking to threads like these to see if there's a few of her here? Half depression, half rage, and a dash of fuck I don't even know what I'm supposed to feel anymore. I wouldn't have even known if there wouldn't have been some bullshit about the girl being taken away from her due to a drug raid and me asking for a DNA test just as a way of stalling until I could find a job.

The sad part is that despite how we broke up, and that I found out that she was fucking some of our friends before we did break up, I never even considered. Jesus I wish I had some alcohol right now.

>> No.13788790

>>13788781
Nope.
/tg/ - Forever Alone

>> No.13788792

this thread is full of chumps and champs

>> No.13788794

>>13788772
trainwreck.

lots of inevitable forces sliding into place. some screaming and destruction, but anyone who sees it would never forgive themselves for looking away even for a second.

>> No.13788796

>>13788770

I don't understand why people think that submissive types must be humiliated all the time. Fuck that shit, I'm a caring person. It just happens to coincide with my own need and desire to own one subby. One girl pretty much explained it to me in the beginning: If you start being a bully, expect a shovel in the head from me. Oh well, tonight I go a-hunting, finally.

>> No.13788797

sage

>> No.13788802

>>13788792

much like real life.

>> No.13788804

>>13788786
It's true, it would be.

>> No.13788805

>>13788794

True. Though I joined here a bit late, when everyone was already screaming "moar moar".. that seems to be the hymn of the boards these days.

>> No.13788808

>>13788722
Then if you're apathetic, don't do that either.

Biggest thing if you're nervous and also having trouble coming up with activities is to not "over-think it"

>>13788757
>try honesty,
>a single "i would like to spend time with you" is worth more then a thousand "well, we could, um, hang out, i guess, kinda, i guess"

And this shit actually works, provided you're not a total creeper.

>> No.13788810

sage , must sage faster ....

>> No.13788811

>>13788774
Eh, excuse me you arguing duo, but the internet will always have attention whores, we minds well at least reap the benefits of it and be entertained with some ass.

>> No.13788815

>>13788804
So why do you do that?

>> No.13788816

>>13788770

>orgasm denial

that's the one thing along those lines that i'm good at. i can draw those fuckers out like i've got fucking sensors inside her cunt telling me when to slow down.

>> No.13788819

>>13788789

Don't. Don't fucking go there or I will kill you like the captcha keeps killing me with FUCKING STUPID HEBREW CHINESE WIGGLY LINES ALL NIGHT LONG! NOW BROFIST ME BEFORE I HAVE TO RESORT TO BROFISTING YOU SO HARD THE EARTH'S CRUST WILL SHATTER AND WE FLY AWAY ON A CHUNK OF ROCK CALLED HARMONY!

>> No.13788823

>> No.13788834

>>13788789
I... Jesus man what the fuck? Cops have ruled no evidence for less than that shit. Fuck. And you call yourself pathetic? That you limit your rage to keeping an eye on threads like these to see if she shows up instead of kicking down her fucking door and killing her? No man, that's called self control.

>> No.13788838

>>13788796
If it's what she WANTS, then yes, she should be. But even when you humiliate a girl, you should praise her. And even when you praise her, you should set the bar even higher and degrade her until she climbs it.

But not every woman is the same. Some want to be called names and be degraded. Some want to be hugged and cuddled. Some want to be slapped and tied. Some want to rape you with a strapon.

Every single one of these things is perfectly okay - IF she wants it. And "nice" guy or not, some women do. You're not being nice if you deny a girl what she wants you to give her to get her off. You're being a coward.

If you ever wonder - just ask. Don't judge. Do what she likes a few times then ask again, just to make sure she wasn't hiding something she was really embarrassed about or afraid you'd judge her for.

And you SHOULDN'T judge her. You should sit her down, make sure you understand what she wants, gently give it to her, then bang her like the fist of the North Star on a fucking bongo drum.

>> No.13788841

>>13788808
I hear so much conflicting advice on this shit. "Take it slow." "Go for it before she loses interest." "Be smooth and subtle, bitches work on subtext, know their games and outplay them." "Be simple and direct." "Any object placed on a surface makes contact with it at precisely three points."

Maybe I should just stick to posting thri-kreen images to troll people. This one is a cheerleader. Isn't that wacky and possibly aggravating? Also when the fuck will this thread be deleted?

>> No.13788843

>>13788796
>expect a shovel in the head from me. Oh well, tonight I go a-hunting

>just reading through that, it arranges itself funny in the mind and made me concerned until the reread.

>>13788772
awesome.
like i said, not even my thing and i am still looking forward to it!

>> No.13788858

>This thread
Again?

>> No.13788864

>>13788858
>This thread

ALWAYS!

>> No.13788874

This thread is terrible and so is everyone posting in it. Especially me.

>> No.13788875

>>13788864
I hope you fuckers catch permabans.

>> No.13788879

>>13788788
okay, need to break this down...

>From my understanding the ability to be subtle and smooth is far more appealing than the middle-school approach of flat-out stating "I like you do you like me y/n"
Incorrect. First - you either ARE smooth and subtle or you're not, it isn't something you practice or even fake. What you're mistaking all that for is comfortability and confidence.

Try your best to be comfortable around her, you WANT to be comfortable with her.

>dinner and a movie
also works. Don't get too crazy with the innovation, you'll burn yourself out.

>all sorts of awkwardness that paints me as a virgin manchild. I'd like to avoid the latter, true though it may be.

As for confidence, You're obviously good enough for this girl if she wants to hang with you, so start having some self-worth.

TL;DR version - Direct honesty beats fake savior-faire any day of the week.

>> No.13788888

>>13788875

I love you :3

>> No.13788892

/tg/ - /adv/d/r9k/

>> No.13788893

>>13788858
sageing time

>> No.13788894

Guess what time it is

>> No.13788901

There

>> No.13788909

sage

>> No.13788911

>>13788901

>> No.13788913

>>13788894
And YOU. Get the fuck back to /co/. Wasn't ruining one board enough?

>>13788901
Would you please stop encouraging these fuckers? /soc/ is the board for camwhoring.

>> No.13788915

>>13788858
>mfw

>> No.13788921

sage
almost off the first page die heresy

>> No.13788927

>>13788894

>> No.13788928

>>13788819
Wait. I'm not sure how I should take that? Other than a tentative brofist.

>>13788834
What's the point? I mean, seriously. She's screwed up her life enough that she'll probably never get to see her daughter again. I refuse to go to jail over her. I refuse to become a misanthropic misogynist just because I had a girl who screwed up my life. There's a bad apple on every tree, and if I take out my frustration over her on everybody else, I'm just going to wind up even worse than I am now. And I'll end up that way if I do actually do anything.

>> No.13788929

>>13788788

here's what you do. you be confident. you do not want to be you: you want to be the best possible version of you that you can be. statistically, you are a nerd with poor social skills. do not be him. be dynamic, be fun, exist in a reality more interesting to both her and you then the one you are in, a reality where you are the prize and she should earn you. if you see a woman being fawned over, don't go up to her and buy her a drink. act like she should buy you one.

this is not the way to gain a relationship: this is the way to attract people. this is the way to make them like you. it is step one of the three-step relationship process, do not forget that. but as far as this first step goes, basically, just follow this panel from Transmetropolitan.

where my PUAs at?

>> No.13788931

>>13788841
>I hear so much conflicting advice on this shit.

There's this thing call A HAPPY MEDIUM that that human beings seem to have trouble with.

Yeah, if you take forever, she WILL lose interest because she thinks you're not interested.

If you come on too strong, she'll think you're creepy/domineering/potentially violent.

Biggest thing is to just be yourself, like I said, if you're not smooth or cool, don't try to be it. Be you. It's not difficult.

If she's the type that plays "games", then fucking walk, life's too short for that MTV bullshit.

>> No.13788932

>>13788901
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, tasty ass

>> No.13788934

>>13788901
Good evening, Madam. May I say your posterior is delightfully perky tonight. Perhaps we should sit under the glorious full moon this eve and troll neckbeards.

>> No.13788935

>>13788913
This.

>> No.13788936

>>13788929
>where my PUAs at?
Paying shittons of money for advice that boils down to "false confidence, don't take rejection personally/to heart, and try over and over and over and over."

>> No.13788941

I love this thread and everyone in it. Especially the people that hate it.

>> No.13788942

>>13788901

nice ass. should put it to use now.

>> No.13788951

>>13788936

>paying shittons of money

what the fuck, did we time-warp back to the 90's when i wasn't paying attention?

>> No.13788952

>>13788942
Dammit, this man has a point!

>> No.13788953

>> No.13788963

The only way this thread could get shittier is Zhakuuvan.

Whatever happened to Traditional Games?

>> No.13788964

>>13788901
prove you belong here and are not get the nerds worked up for trolling purposes

>> No.13788967

>>13788963

T&A appeared in the thread and thus everything was derailed.

>> No.13788973

>>13788901
Would kill to have an ass like that.

Goddamn.

>> No.13788974

>>13788929
>statistically, you are a nerd with poor social skills. do not be him. be dynamic, be fun, exist in a reality more interesting to both her and you then the one you are in, a reality where you are the prize and she should earn you. if you see a woman being fawned over, don't go up to her and buy her a drink. act like she should buy you one.

Being an asshole only works when you have something she wants

>> No.13788975

>>13788964

What?

>> No.13788977

>>13788963
Sex is the most traditional game. It's just one few Neckbeards get to practice, and they like to RAGEQUIT before they can grind for the good stuff.

>> No.13788978

>>13788879
I had to look up what savoir faire means. It is something I definitely do not have.

Sigh. So much confusing bullshit. So many distractions and annoyances. I'm so tired it hurts to move and I still can't sleep. I should have gone out anyway, just to socialize. Socializing combats depression. Alcohol does a poor job of it, though it does kill my emotions. A true friend, ethanol.

Also why the fuck is this thread still here this is not traditional games at all

>> No.13788985

>>13788973

No, no, no, no, no. What the fuck are you doing here, fanning the flames?

>> No.13788988

>>13788964
It may be attention whoring to the max, but trolling? ehhh its time stamped ass, not some copy pasta shit, just saying...........

>> No.13788991

>>13788973
abandon thread dlfg, before the energy hits maximum overtroll.

>> No.13788993

>>13788929
You do not know how to use the word "statistically."

>>13788973
Yeah, think of all the capillary towers you could stuff in there.

>> No.13789003

>>13788928
Why didn't you at least go after your so called friends with a claw hammer?

>> No.13789005

>>13788993

Funny story my only 40k army is Tyranids, I don't have any xenos dildos though.

>> No.13789010

>>13788974

no, it doesn't. you don't make a woman want you when you're working for her. if you go into a bar and see a perfect 10 surrounded by guys trying to get her attention, you're just another Average Fucking Chump.

but really, it's less about being an asshole and more about having the confidence to tell yourself that you are worth every woman in the room. it's just that "asshole" and "bastard" are good, catch-all terms for this specific type of confidence.

>> No.13789014

Heya DLFG, how's my favorite country in the whole wide world?

>> No.13789015

Jesus, trolling or not, lets just see something in that ass already, fingers, sharpee, even cheeks spread.
PS- I'm an ass man, so probably pretty fucking biased

>> No.13789020

>>13789010
PRO TIP: you're just an Average Fucking Chump either way.

>> No.13789029

>>13789014
Weather is tolerable here, for once. I'm just killing fifteen minutes before heading out to grab my bus.

>> No.13789035

>>13789005
you still got all my old guardsmen?

>> No.13789037

>>13789020

you can't convince those who refuse to try, i suppose. oh well. at least i made the attempt.

>> No.13789043

>>13789029
where you from ?
Aussie land ?

>> No.13789050

>>13789037
I'm doing fine with women. You, on the other hand, are just an average chump.

"Pick Up Artistry" is just a way to fool stupid people into being confident by letting them feel confident about their "system" instead of themselves. That, plus trying over and over and over. That's all.

>> No.13789052

>>13789035

What?

>> No.13789060

>>13789010
>no, it doesn't. you don't make a woman want you when you're working for her.

my reflex reaction is to state my previous point: A HAPPY MEDIUM, however, I'm not sure what your definition of "working for her" is. Personally, I'm don't bend over backwards for a girl any more than I would anyone else.

Confidence is huge, you gotta have that, just minus the ego.

I mean, really, this isn't difficult.

>> No.13789067

>>13788901
Lurks /tg/ and a great ass/body instead of the usual whales at the local game store? Miracles do happen I guess, now if only you lived in LA and were into anal, oh well **single tear**

>> No.13789069

>>13789050

i can't convince you, so i won't try, but it does work. and i can tell you, saying it doesn't give you personal confidence is bullshit.

>> No.13789070

>>13789067
>posting this like anyone gives a shit about him or his preferences
laughingelves.jpg

>> No.13789071

>>13788901
I dunno, I'm still uncertain. How about you show us your front butt?

Or failing that, write a /tg/-specific meme on that card. One related to the contents of this thread.

>> No.13789075

>>13789052
just has planed

>> No.13789077

>>13789043
Britain.

>>13789050
>"Pick Up Artistry" is just a way to fool stupid people into being confident by letting them feel confident about their "system" instead of themselves.

I'd agree broadly with this, as most "Pick up artists" come across, to me at least, as utterly unsufferable, arrogant pricks I wouldn't even think about associating with. Confidence is good, but this isn't the way.

>> No.13789083

>>13789071
or something /tg/ related in you hands , also butt will be need to reference

>> No.13789086

>>13789003
Because of how I found out. One of them walked up to me, took off his jacket, and confessed everything. Time, date, the place, other people he knew that had fucked her... everything that he knew of. He'd been drunk, but he said it was no excuse and he'd been feeling guilty over it ever since. He then asked me to beat the shit out of him.

I just punched him lightly in the shoulder and thanked him. He was man enough to fess up to how he'd done me wrong and was willing to let me beat the shit out of him over it. Hell, he spent a good ten minutes almost begging me to wail on him. But doing that took balls. To this day, I still count him as a close friend, especially after that incident.

Like I said, I'm pathetic like that.

>> No.13789091

>>13789071

Canadian.

>>13789067

Front butt? The fuck?

>> No.13789094

>>13789070
Hey man, it could be a lesbian whos into anal pegging posting or something, or maybe I just want to be that since its a funny mental image

>> No.13789097

>>13789020
Truth.

.>>13789037
Besides, the worst way to catch the eye of a girl who's used to getting hit on by horny assholes is to hit on her.

>>13789029
Just got done digging ourselves out of a near meter of snow in Chicago. Sun was out and bright today, which was nice. Have a good one

>> No.13789098

>>13789091

BC?

>> No.13789103

>>13789060
I think what it should be is, "working to please her without looking like a complete tool who ONLY works to please her."

You have to show her you have value too. If you believe you have value and demand a minimum standard of treatment, women want you more. And they'll appreciate the nice gestures you give them more as well.

The truth is people value things they pay for more than the things given to them. Make it clear that you are a valuable deal. You have standards, and she'll have to work to meet them, but you give more than enough back that she feels like she'd be getting the best of the bargain to go with you rather than some other guy.

You're special. You're worth working for. You're her "one special guy".

That is what you want to be. Not a tool, not a jackass. A direct, confident person that a woman wants to work to be with.

And if you aren't? Get off your ass and make yourself someone you can be proud to be. When you believe in yourself and demand respect for what you are, other people do too.

>> No.13789107

>>13789098

Nope.

>> No.13789109

>>13789091
Silly way of saying vulva.

>> No.13789111

why does nobody live in bc ....

>> No.13789125

I like how everyone giving me advice is absolutely convinced they've got it figured out. The best source of advice thus far seems to be the person whose namefaggery indicates X-chromosome duplicity, and only because of that fact. Though I've been advised that most women don't know what they want -- which I consider to have at least a grain of truth, due in part to the fact that the source is a friend who has lost track of how many women he's boned, and in greater part to the fact that in my experience almost nobody knows this regardless of gender -- I sincerely doubt that anything, particularly a complex issue such as this, is nearly as cut-and-dried as anyone thinks it is. PIckup techniques, when implemented properly, work just fine on the type of girl who is genuinely distressed by the fact that the guy she just shot down appears to not give a fuck as he begins hitting on all of her friends, thus downgrading herself from the hot girl that everyone wants to just another girl that this guy approached only because she was a girl

Me, for the longest time I wasn't even sure I liked this girl or if it was simple desperation. If there was any chance she liked me back. Now, I'm sure it's genuine desire/attraction, and there's at least a flicker of reciprocation. I'll take the wisdom in this thread for what it is, with a grain of salt of course, but it will all come down to me. A risk must be taken and vulnerabilities must be exposed, no matter the route taken. I'll have to meditate on this issue.

In the meantime, more thri-kreens, for all to enjoy or be trolled by.

>> No.13789129

Oh shit, is this an /soc/ thread now?

Arizona, let's go, let's roll some dice.

>> No.13789132

>Moral of the Thread
>Bitches ain't shit
>Enjoy life
>Construct Miniatures
>Fuck some cute ass once in a while
>Pray its not a lol Slaneesh trap
>Yes thats a bad thing
>No matter what 1 lone fag seems to say

>> No.13789133

>>13789103
Precisely this. Well put Anon.

KaraokeAnon, if you're still here, read this post.

Have self worth, respect her self worth. Simple.

>> No.13789135

>>13789111
Because if I can't have anybody in Iowa, you can't have anybody in BC. Sorry, dem's the rules.

>> No.13789137

>mfw frontbutt

>> No.13789142

>>13789132

>Moral of the Thread
>Bitches/Femboys ain't shit
>Enjoy life
>Construct Miniatures
>Fuck some cute ass once in a while
>Pray its a lol Slaneesh trap
>Yes thats not a bad thing
>No matter what 1 lone fag seems to say

Fixed for myself.

>> No.13789153

>>13789142
To each his own, I'm a gin and tonic kinda guy, you're a buttsex with effeminate little boys kinda guy, I'm cool with that. I just think we can all agree the world needs more orgies.

>> No.13789156

>>13789125
Oh good, you're still here!

Do take it all with a grain of salt. The hardest part about relationship/dating/pickup advice is that there isn't really a "catch all", everyone has different issues to address.

>A risk must be taken and vulnerabilities must be exposed, no matter the route taken.

This is true. I think the thing to realize is that it's not a big deal. That usually comes with time.

Good luck out there, guy.

>> No.13789158

5th edtion kill team rules ? where are they ?
also combat patrol ...

>> No.13789172

>>13789153

>> No.13789177

>>13789153

I wholeheartedly agree with you, good sir. More orgies and cheaper plane tickets to Finland.

>> No.13789180

Has any one ever played a DH or D&D session on cocaine or amphetamines/uppers? The narcoleptic marines thread kinda made me wonder what my gaming group would be like sleep deprived and hooked on blow

>> No.13789186

>>13789172
That better be rectal cancer you fucking pony, this thread has an ass motif that needs to be followed dammit!

>> No.13789187

>>13789153
>I just think we can all agree the world needs more orgies.

Something I noticed about orgies: There's always one couple that has to be extra loud and showy like it's a fucking contest. Wtf is with that? I thought everyone was there to just fuck everyone else?

>> No.13789201

>>13789187

I think it's actually more between the couple themselves, trying to show off in front of each other, believing that if others tend to believe that one of them is really into it, the other will appreciate him more. But that's just a thought.

>> No.13789203

>>13789187

You've always got assholes. Me?

I'm the quiet guy in sunglasses who gets to say "Datass." to himself.

>> No.13789223

>>13789186

>> No.13789230

>>13789187
I've noticed some definite sexual boisterousness among certain swinger couples that get involved in casual sex antics with single people not other couples. Its like some sort of overcompensation to avoid being perceived as the old married couple, or they both have egos very dependent on their sexual performance, so they both act it up to symbiotically boost the others self confidence and esteem.

>> No.13789233

You know what this thread needs more of?

Me neither.

>> No.13789256

>>13788901
That is a very sexy ass indeed. Makes a guy just want to dominate it.

>> No.13789258

>>13789180
Dr. Rockzo is your spiritual liege dear neophyte

>> No.13789263

>>13789256

Sup Brightfag. Did our thread on /d/ get deleted?

>> No.13789275

>>13789263
Preeeeety sure it did. It seemed to stop updating the other day, so I stopped checking.

>> No.13789345

>>13789263
>>13789275
Oh, and if you are who I think you are, I really am looking forward to talking to you on Sunday. Dayum.

>> No.13789390

>>13789345

Wait, what? Now I'm confused. I'm the one that was babbling Romulan. Amputee fan/pfic guy.

>> No.13789396

>>13789390
Well nevermind then. The message was not for you, guy.

But cool to see you around anyway. I'm off to bed.

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