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[ERROR] No.13741031 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You come across an eldar loli.
What do?

>> No.13741036

I hide thread

>> No.13741044

do not be afraid
my sparkling Twilight of the Blood Angels will save you

>> No.13741050

I help her find her parents.

>> No.13741051

Play pretend of course.
And get paid for it later.

>> No.13741055

I ask her if she wants to star in the next sidereal giga blockbuster film.

>> No.13741062

will the director be Uwe Boll?

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>> No.13741072

I stop making bad threads.

>> No.13741074

Fuck an, eat eldar, sell loli.

>> No.13741077

That's a good question...

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>> No.13741083

You sure you wanna do An? She's a real hot mess.

>> No.13741090

OI! Quit muckin about you gits! Kill dat Eldar!

>> No.13741099

Help find her parents. If impossible, adopt.

>> No.13741101

Sage, Report, and Hide is the only option. All others are part of the cancer that is killing /tg/

>> No.13741103

No, the Blood Angels won't allow that

>> No.13741107

did someone say Blood Angels?

>> No.13741109

Watch how she gets tortured, how her eyes burst and how a fat drooling slaaneshi Farseer takes her away after the ordeal.

>> No.13741111

You humies fink you can stop da WAAAAAAAAGGH?! Don't make me laff!

>> No.13741116


Goto, I will fuck you in the ass with a rake.

>> No.13741118

Make her a sidekick.

Together we'll fight crime!

>> No.13741123

How about just Hide.
By the way, I saw the sages you left on the Middle Earth general thread. You really need to stop. Unless you're the janitor or a mod, your opinions don't mean shit on /tg/ and you're just shitting up the place worse than any troll.

>> No.13741129

Blood Angels
Have you forsaken me?

>> No.13741140

Don't be afraid; the space wolves will protect you

>> No.13741142

Do not ask, "Why kill the alien?" rather, ask "Why not?"

>> No.13741150

Depends. On the one hand I might be able to sell/exchange it for a great deal of wealth or a favour, either with criminals, the Inquisition or the Eldar themselves.

On the other hand I'd more or less be a dead man walking for stealing a living Eldar.

>> No.13741157

Treat as if she were an elf.

>> No.13741163

Grab my multilaser and shoot it in the kidneys.

(If Eldar even have kidneys)

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>> No.13741172

Apply [gun] to [head] of [loli]

>> No.13741178


I find the OP and stuff DE minis up his ass.

>> No.13741187

A variation of "Elf Slave, Wat Do?" is in no way a good thread. Go eat a bag of AIDS and Herpes infected dicks.

>> No.13741194

Attempt to return it to it's legal guardian.


>> No.13741198


I'd travel far to see 'er

>> No.13741199

thanks Anon

>> No.13741220

Your autism is showing. Don't bother posting again.

>> No.13741223

What do I do? I sage and report this thread.

>> No.13741243

I'd warp her spider

OK that was just needless quasi-sexual imagery.

>> No.13741268

I turn it over to the first craftworld eldar I find, but not before teaching it a valuable lesson about friendship and cooperation, meaning it will be completely unable to function in the grim darkness of the far future.

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>> No.13741297

Autism... whats that supposed to mean?

First question; what caste is it from.
2nd question; can it speak gothic or understand me.

I'd return it to the nearest eldar settlment on the planet. I'd possibly take it to a dissused webway gate and see if it knew how to use it... allthough that could be dangerous.
Also, i'd put my IG helmet over its ears spock style, then it'd look like a normal human right?

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>> No.13741381


I nearly burst out laughing in class.

>> No.13741414

Take her and try to raise her to be a commissar. Purge her if she commits treason.. unless love has bloomed.

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>> No.13742306

What's an Eldar doing here? Eh, whatever, take care of the squirt.

>> No.13742338

>Taldeer stood bolt upright with her hands pressed against the lintel and her feet braced against the floor. The sinewy muscles in her slender limbs were taut and bulging with exertion. Her neck was knotted with protruding veins and her mouth was stretched into a contorted, rigid and unnatural cave. But
it was her eyes that commanded the scene: they had gone. In their place there were simply two gaping cavities, rimmed with a thick, bloody ichor.
>She was screaming.

>After a sudden, gurgling pause in her screams, Taldeer yelled something incoherent in a tongue that Gabriel did not know. Her voice was shrill and wracked with pain, but there was a new quality to the sound that even Gabriel could recognize. She had been shot.
>As the psychic screaming commenced, slightly weaker than before, Gabriel ripped his chainsword into life and whirled it around his head, clearing a moment of clarity in the mists of Chaos for him to assess the situation. A gaping wound had appeared in the side of the alien's abdomen, as though she had been shot at close range by a bolter. Judging from the position of the wound, Gabriel reckoned that the shell had probably ricocheted off the bulkhead and then punched into her kidneys, if eldar had kidneys.

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