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Posts ending in doubles are now canon

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>> No.13583589

Horus was/is a woman

>> No.13583595

Kill yourself.

>> No.13583601

Necron will never get another codex

>> No.13583606

OP is cannon-fodder.

>> No.13583612

/tg/ was never good. It was just a different flavor of shit.

>> No.13583618

For fucks sake people, we have a dice roller!

>> No.13583620

Stephen Colbert is the 20th primarch

>> No.13583634

>>13583568
Kanaya marries Nicholas Cage.

>> No.13583636

>>13583568
Rule One: We don't care about doubles. At all.

>>13583620
See? See this, OP? THIS is better. Somewhat.

>> No.13583647

Creed is Creed

>> No.13583655

Obligatory.

>> No.13583657

when every single eldar dies they become a new "god of the dead" and they finialy kill slaanish

>> No.13583662

Elves are superior than the other races

>> No.13583663

sigmar turn out to be the emperor

>> No.13583667

Drows are all secretly chaotic good

>> No.13583671

>>13583655

HA. Nice.

>> No.13583673

thread minimized.

>> No.13583681

Kendar are not canon

>> No.13583682

>>13583655
fucking fuck.

Where are the mods when we need them. Somebody get rid of this /b/ shit, please.

>> No.13583684

>>13583655

Son of a BITCH

>> No.13583688

The Janitor will delete this thread.

>> No.13583689

Shodan is the Omnissah

>> No.13583690

For the love of all that is tiggers don't start that here.

>> No.13583695

>>13583688
Guess it's just a matter of time.

>> No.13583697

rolled 13 + 0 = 13

>>13583618
Alright motherfuckers, d20 rolling system, DC is 10.

Everything over DC is canon now.

>> No.13583712

>>13583690
It's the same shit as rolling

>> No.13583733

Iron Giant is a Necron Titan

>> No.13583743

>>13583733
Fuck yeah

>> No.13583750

The two missing primarchs were female.

>> No.13583764

>>13583655

only a tactical genius could have....

CREEED!!

also Macha looses her virginity to cultist-chan

>> No.13583768

>The two missing primarchs were female.
that one needs seconding.

>> No.13583777

The two missing Primarchs were Gork and Mork.

>> No.13583778

>>13583733
Ok, that's pretty awesome.

>> No.13583782

fun fact: those cannon balls are too large for it and were made much later as a decoration.

>> No.13583791

>>13583777
Okay.
Gork and Ork are female
And are the last 2 missing primarchs.
I think that is the reason this thread exists

>> No.13583796

>>13583777
Oh no.

>> No.13583805

>>13583777

Well....

Shit? ! ?!?

...

also Macha looses her virginity to cultist-chan

>> No.13583813

>>13583782
I really don't care.
I doubt that it really matters

>> No.13583823

Eldar will never get updated again

>> No.13583829

OP is a titanic faggot of epic proportions and loves to take donkey cock in his ass and mouth.

>> No.13583830

>>13583777
>:D

>> No.13583838

These aren't doubles.

>> No.13583841

rolled 39 = 39

Nothing is canon, everything is fanfic.

>> No.13583844

The Squat codex will be released in December 2012.

>> No.13583846

There is such a thing as too much dakka

>> No.13583854

space lizards are goin to rule the 40k univers and destroy terra

>> No.13583855

The Squat Codex will cause the world to end

>> No.13583856

>>13583813
not really, no.

well, unless you try to fire them from it.

>> No.13583858

>>13583844
please let this be true!

>> No.13583861

Everyone in 40k actually just really enjoys killing and dying. It's just such an accepted truth that nobody really talks about it, which is why things seem so grimdark.

This is canonical whether I get doubles or not. No other explanation of 40k is remotely rational.

>> No.13583863

>>13583844
>>13583844
>>13583844
>>13583844
>>13583844
>>13583844

>> No.13583866

>>13583844
>>13583855
I guess 2012 conspiracies were true

>> No.13583867

>>13583844
oh god what

>> No.13583868

>>13583844

And will then be discontinued within two months.

>> No.13583872

turns out the 40k universe is actually controlled by a higher power spieces. turns out they are 40 year old fatguys named gork and mork.

>> No.13583873

>>13583866

YOU FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

>> No.13583881

>>13583846
only in the sense that the gun becomes to heavy to be man(or ork)portable and thust cant be enjoyed in person.

>> No.13583882

Macha and Cultist-chan make Eldar/Human halfbreeds to fight necros and chaos gods.

And they win...

>> No.13583884

>>13583844
>>13583855
>>13583866

>> No.13583886

>>13583866
>>13583855
>>13583844

ITS ALL TRUE
(I'll probably get double sevens and continue the pattern)

>> No.13583887

Planescape: Torment

Bah, who am I kidding.

>> No.13583888

Star Trek takes place in the Marvel Universe.

>> No.13583889

>>13583844
>>13583855
>>13583866
OH GOD

>> No.13583890

>>13583844
>>13583855
oh gods... not this shit again
>sheetio consisted
yes captcha, this does consist of shit

>> No.13583892

>>13583844
>>13583855
and the dark age of technology begins

>> No.13583897

>>13583888

Brilliant.

>> No.13583899

The world will be saved by another Ultramarines codex.

>> No.13583900

>>13583888
W00t!

I didn't think that would work!

>> No.13583901

>>13583844
>>13583855
>>13583866
YOU FOOLS!. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?.

>> No.13583903

WotC will drop D&D, and Paizo will take it over in 2017.

New SoB in 2011.

New WHFB race in 2012: The Swarm.

Matt Ward is gay.

>> No.13583905

>>13583888

YOU SON OF A BITCH

>> No.13583910

>>13583899
CRISIS AVERTED

>> No.13583912

>>13583901
It's alright. Ward's got our back.
>>13583899

>> No.13583914

>>13583888
What a waste of triples, that was already canonical!

>> No.13583916

>>13583901
Don't worry, >>13583899 got this.

>> No.13583917

>>13583899
we accept matt ward as our spiritual liege

>> No.13583918

>>13583899

HOLY SHIT

>> No.13583922

>>13583899
urgh. im not sure whether or not i prefer destruction to that.

>> No.13583930

>>13583903

>the Swarm

>> No.13583936

This thread is full retard.

>> No.13583943

ultramarines are only marines

also, cultist-chan is now god emperor

>> No.13583945

Despite the thread being /tg/ related, the janitor will still delete the thread

>> No.13583950

>>13583914
Maybe that's what triples mean. Doubles become canon. Triples are horrifically ALREADY CANON!

>> No.13583963

Craftworld Eldar and Sisters of Battle get wiped out by the Chaos Squats.

>> No.13583964

we kill ourselves because we are not ultrmariens and we will never be able to accept matt ward as our spiritual liege

>> No.13583965

>>13583899
The ultramarines kill the squats.

>> No.13583966

>>13583950
WHICH MEANS GORK AND ORK ARE ALREADY THE LAST 2 PRIMARCHS

>> No.13583973

Commissar Fuklaw is now officially the God Emperor of Mankind.

>> No.13583976

It turns out the Tyranids are running from Veger.

>> No.13583980

>>13583965

No Matt, you are the squats.

>> No.13583982

>>13583966
Well fuck that means your right. What is with all the doubles today.

>> No.13583984

>>13583966
And yet! They will become the last two primarchs again!

Wait what.

>> No.13583986

>>13583966
They are NOW.

>> No.13583988

>>13583966
So this means there are Orks that canonically venerate Marneus Calgar as their Spiritual Liege?

>> No.13583993

>>13583966

Why would you do this?

Fuck.

>> No.13583998

>>13583988

STOP IT STOP IT STAAAAWP EEEEEEET

>> No.13584002

>>13583988

Orks are born with Calgar in their hearts.

>> No.13584006

>>13583988
well it is now..

>> No.13584009

>>13583988

>> No.13584010

>>13583988
I guess so.

>> No.13584016

>>13583988
Apparently so.
One question who let Ward get control of the damn orks

>> No.13584028

>>13584016

Ward is the God Emperor. He sees all and controls all. This is why so many people worship chaos or go renegade.

>> No.13584029

The Emprah is secretly a polar bear.

>> No.13584033

>>13583844
>>13583855
>>13583866

SCREEN CAP THIS

Their is a chapter of half-faery space marines called the Fey Reaver's

>> No.13584037

I guess /tg/ is the best place to talk about this.

>> No.13584045

>>13583988
>>13583899
Wait... Does that means that the said Ultramarine codex who will save the world is just Codex: Orks Painted Blue

>> No.13584048

Creed was really a traitor. He's just trolling Abbaddon cause Abbaddon is a faggot.

>> No.13584049

Every tripfag on /r9k/ was actually the Emperor.

>> No.13584052

>>13584033
Victory at sea.

>> No.13584054

>>13584048

No, Creed's a Squat.

>> No.13584055

I'm making this whole thread canon all at once.

Boomshakalaka!

>> No.13584059

>>13584055

Well played.

>> No.13584060

>>13584055
FUCKIN' NICE

>> No.13584064

The empra is a superhero

>> No.13584066

>>13584029
no, no. the emprah is clearly a giant chicken

>> No.13584070

>>13584033
Samefag here again. FUUUCK YESSS!!!

>> No.13584072

>>13584055
>>13584055
>>13584055
>>13584055

>> No.13584077

>>13584055
Haha, just kidding. Only doubles are canon, and trips are already canon, and already have been implemented

>> No.13584080

>>13584055

>> No.13584082

>>13583568

dubs you say

>> No.13584084

>>13584066

I can see an episode of Chicken Boo revolving around this.

>> No.13584090

>>13584028
Let's praise the emprah for not letting this shit go down.

Also Borial is now the ancient

>> No.13584091

>>13584055
>>13584055
>>13584055
>>13584077
>>13584077
>>13584077

>> No.13584093

This man is herald Slaanesh.

>> No.13584096

>> No.13584116

>>13584055
>>13584077

Also all Disney movies are actually set in WH40 universe.

>> No.13584133

After >>13584055
this thread will never recover

>> No.13584136

FATAL replaces DnD

>> No.13584144

>>13584116
it all makes sense now

>> No.13584149

All that is canon shall be not canon, what was not canon shall be forever canon.

>> No.13584150

>>13584052
Samefag, Shall I FUND IT???

should reflear
Not the question capctha

>> No.13584161

Daft Punk are now the most well known and successful tech priests who re-discovered the ancient Terra music of electronic rythmed beats and use now techpriest litanies are to be read in the rythmn of one of their songs.

>> No.13584163

>>13584144
It does now...
Kate Bush Is now Horus

>> No.13584166

This thread here features the method GW uses to write their fluff.

>> No.13584172

>>13584166

You heard it.

>> No.13584173

>>13584166

I always suspected as much.

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