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Imperial Guard Appreciation Thread

NORMAL MEN HOLDING THEIR OWN IN THE EVERLASTING CRUSADE AGAINST THE HORRORS OF THE GALAXY

EVERYONE else is a fucking pussy compared to the IG.

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Fitting music : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

Dear god I wish I had more to dump, but here it goes.

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FUCKIN' KASRKINS.

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>>13501968

EMPEROR'S FINEST.

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In a universe filled with obscenely overpowered factions, the Imperial Guard represents true humanity, unmarred by genetic alteration or chaotic corruption.

The Emperor's Hammer is ready to fall on his enemies.

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>> No.13502025

anyone got darkheresygoodthingibroughtaflashlight.jpg

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>>13502025
>>13502001

Right there bro.

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>>13502025

>> No.13502069

no i mean the csi miami one where there is an imperial city backdrop and yeeeeaaaahhh etc

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>>13502069

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>> No.13502087

ITT: the 12 year olds of /tg/

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>>13502087

Why on earth are you hating?

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>>13502087

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>> No.13502122

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys

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>> No.13502150

>normal men
>not an obscenely overpowered faction

k.

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Favorite bit of IG appreciation ever.

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>>13502122

Very nice, but:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLwHEPyXBE

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>> No.13502168

>>13502155
Telling him SO WHAT YOUR LIFE IS RUINED, SUCK IT UP FAGGOT is "good"?

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Man, I love me some IG, but /tg/ really overdoes it.

>>EVERYONE else is a fucking pussy compared to the IG.

Sorry, but this idea that they have BALLS OF STEEL is pretty dumb. They're brave, yeah, but no braver than any of the other factions.

Still, though, like I said, I love me some IG. So have some IG.

>> No.13502174

>>13502165
This is how I Krieg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw1pGUhG7Q

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>>13502171

>BALLS OF STEEL

I dare say they have exactly that, good sir.

>> No.13502210

Needs more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThrVQKl04Ak

>> No.13502220

>>13502100
Imperial Armor Armored Company Rules Here:
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Downloads/Product/PDF/i/IA1update28AUG.pdf

You already DO have Leman Russes as HQ choices.

Also: Auto-cannon chimera turret upgrade for +5 points.

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>>13502201
I would disagree.

pic related - only imperial faction that can actually claim balls of steel, because they probably literally have them

>> No.13502243

anyone have the csi miami dark heresy OR the drawfag gaurdsman poking the screen?

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enjoy getting eaten by the Tyranids bahahahaha

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For you

>> No.13502250

>>13502230
Actually, they don't have balls.

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>> No.13502257

>>13501913
A bit of death korps videos done by some fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQ_nWiRrZw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voKGNWZZgDU&feature=related

>> No.13502264

>>13502246

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH YOU MOTHERFUCKER THANK YOU, FUCKING SHIT DICK BITCH THANK YOOOOOUUUU

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>>13502220

>Also: Auto-cannon chimera turret upgrade for +5 points.

This is now an autocannon appreciation thread

>> No.13502278

>>13502250
Bullshit! You're damn right they have balls!

OH WAIT, you mean testes.

I was talking about ball bearings, which they most certainly have.

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A parody of Humanity's disposition to endless warfare, but a testament to out will at the same time.

IG fuck yeah.

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>>13502265

Ohh yeah, say it you dirty bitch, say it!

>> No.13502303

In an unrelated note, the Starship Troopers game kicked ass. The critics can lick my chode.

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>>13502210

LOL

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>>13502296

ill say it all night LONG.

one for my astartes brothers

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>>13502257
>Death Korps RUNNING FROM ENEMY FORCES

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I'm sorry, i cant hear you over how AWESOME I AM!

>> No.13502345

>>13502333

first time for everything

>> No.13502355

>>13502338

< autocannons.

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>> No.13502357

>>13502345
They'd rather DIE HORRIBLY than retreat. Their commissars are there to STOP THEM FROM CHARGING THE ENEMY.

>> No.13502364

>>13502265
Can someone tell me the Ogryn's place in the IG? I don't play the guard, but I've always been curious about this...

>> No.13502368

>>13502345
Could be trueborn, instead of a mindless, dehumanized clone.

>obscure Proberi
I know captcha but I can't think of anything else

>> No.13502374

>>13502345

DEATH KoK

as in thier deaths, not necessiarly the enemies'

>> No.13502375

>>13502355
democharge>autocannons

captcha: the trandsol

>> No.13502379

>>13502364
They're big, tough, incredibly strong, and stupid as fuck. Shock troops. Duh.

>> No.13502382

>>13502245

It's funny because if that asshole who's about to kill himself jumped on the Heavy Bolter instead, he could fuck up that oncoming horde pretty badly.

>> No.13502383

>>13502257
>>13502345
I normally stay out of these things, and it's really, really not my place to say anything... but.


HERESY!

>> No.13502399

>>13502333
>Death korps soldiers numbering three are running to the defence of an imperial city
>they get bombarded killing two soldiers
>the third soldier is obviously in shock while hearing the sounds over vox of the city being overrun
>he walks away to sit down, waiting until the enemy find him to die
>you consider these actions by a human being (even a death korps soldier) to be unrealistic

I don't see how thi is so unbelievable

also no comments on how well produced the video was? I thought it was really well done when i first saw it.

>> No.13502405

>>13502379
But, what's the story on them, why the hell are they in the IG?

>> No.13502410

>>13502245
Tyranids? Fry up pretty good. Some of the bigger ones taste just like steak. Green, awful-smelling, probably poisonous steak.

>> No.13502418

>>13502368
On Krieg, if you are trueborn, from birth you are told YOU ARE A FILTHY HERETIC AND THE EMPEROR HATES YOU, ONLY THROUGH MARTYRDOM CAN YOU FIND FORGIVENESS.
There's a reason they have an incredibly low rate of traitor Guardsmen. They are TOO zealous, that's their problem.

>> No.13502433

>>13502364
Heavy shocktroops. HEAVY at that

>> No.13502434

>>13502405
They're mutants, but stable, truebreeding mutants, so more of a subspecies. Like ratlings, certain bearded men, and beastmen, they are abhumans. Abhumans are generally sanctioned.

>> No.13502454

>>13502399
A Krieger would actually find the nearest enemy, affix his bayonet, and charge, hoping to die gloriously. That is all they want.

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>>13502375

wrong

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"Death Korps of Krieg? Why don't you just call them the SS Doomtroopers from Planet War? Ass."

>> No.13502516

>>13502418
Indeed, but they have qualities that make them human: emotions, personalities, fears. The person inside makes the IG fun, the conflict between fear and courage, faith and reason. It's no fun to see to see soulless clones fighting, (that make up most of DKoK) for they have no fears to conquer. Without fear, there is no bravery.

>> No.13502520

>>13502454
I just want to ask did you see how he was walking after getting out of his shallow grave? He was clearly in shock and not thinking correctly. When I say in shock I mean like "I just got my leg blown off I better go find it" kind of shock. He clearly wasn't thinking straight (look at his sluggish movement and stumbling walking pattern , he probably had no clue where he was.)

if you watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCnvyAnL_fY&feature=related

from :40 onward you get a better idea of his state of mind at that moment. He was probably trying to get a better handle on the situation and figure out where he was. He was confused and was more wandering than running away.

>> No.13502525

>>13502512
>SS Doomtrooper

That was a real movie, you know.

>> No.13502529

>>13502503
Why is that Sister so tiny?

>> No.13502534

>It's no fun to see to see soulless clones fighting

This is what makes Necrons, Tyranids, Orks, and certain Imperial and Chaos types incredibly boring.

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>>13502529

Dunno, how much taller are they?

>> No.13502584

>>13502525
>In order to buy Lewis time to hotwire the system, Malloy engages the Doomtrooper in hand-to-hand combat, cutting its hand off with a knife, despite the fact that the Doomtrooper had previously absorbed gun shots and missile explosions without being damaged, a knife suddenly cuts right through him.
My, aren't we snarky.

>> No.13502588

>>13502525

Whatever, it's an especially stupid name in a setting full of stupid names. "Death Korps of Krieg" is right up there with "Ultramarines, the ultramarine ultra marines from Ultramar", and "Iron Hands of the Iron Hands with the iron hands".

>> No.13502592

>>13502534
Well my point was the radical contrast with general IG flavor.

It's an opinion, do take it as such.

Also, whaddya mean da boyz 'ent got no persnaltee?

>> No.13502601

>>13502529
Why is that Space Marine so short?
And who says all Sororitas must be tall?

>> No.13502626

Meh, I prefer Last Chancers.

>> No.13502630

Meh, the guard are pussies.

That's why you fight 30 vehicles and no infantry every time you fight them.

Enjoy hiding, cowards.

>> No.13502634

>>13502588
And Raven of the Raven Guard and his Raven Talons who resides in the Ravenspire and whose last words were "Never more"?
And Blood of the Blood Angels who is an angel?

>> No.13502636

>>13502544
>Firmly behind his men in the name of the Emperor
>Firmly behind his men

>> No.13502643

>>13502601
I'd say she quite tall in fact. Guardsman being a cadian - generally they are above or well above contemporaly height and the sister EQUALS this so 180-190 cm ain't little

>> No.13502646

>>13502630
Gee, and you people whine whenever I bring my Valhallan army made entirely of Conscripts.

>> No.13502649

>>13502634

Night Lords who attack at Night led by the Night Haunter who grew up on a Night world?

>> No.13502659

THE IMPERIAL FISTS WHO KEEP THEIR PRIMARCH'S IMPERIAL FIST?

>> No.13502682

>>13502636
Yep, being a big fucking hero by saving his own hide

>> No.13502685

>>13502649
Let's not forget Angron, the angry man that leads angry warriors that feel only anger and now worship an anger god.

>> No.13502696

>>13502682
Flashman was far more dickish. The book disappointed me, because Cain is actually competent and heroic.

>> No.13502709

>>13502630

>Implying I don't run a Light Infantry Catachan list

Suck it up, princess.

>> No.13502710

ALPHARIUS AND OMEGON, WHO LEAD THE ALPHA LEGION FULL OF MEN NAMED ALPHARIUS.

>> No.13502719

>>13502544
What I'm saying is she's pretty skinny for someone wearing power armour. She's even has to wear high heels to make up for her lack of height.

>>13502601
>And who says all Sororitas must be tall?

She has to be tall if she's to be of any importance in the 40k verse. That's Marines and Warboss and Hiv Tyrants call the shots.

>> No.13502720

>>13502710

ALPHA AS FUCK

>> No.13502730

>>13502634
>>13502649
>>13502659

All excellent examples. Cringe-worthy doesn't even begin to describe it.

>> No.13502732

>>13502685
Death, the Death Lord of the deathly Death Guard that worship a god of death and decay.

>> No.13502758

Iron Warriors, of Iron Within and Iron Without on a Iron Planet, led by the Iron Primarch, using Iron Tactics.

>> No.13502759

>>13502719
She's not a Celestian, brah. And all sisters wear heels. Where've you been?
Besides, her pauldrons are not sizable enough to make up for her shortness, nor does she have a tall hat, or even a massive collar.

>> No.13502762

>>13502630
I'll enjoy my hiding behind my AV 12-14 wall thank you very much.

Enjoy hiding behind cover, target-practice.

>> No.13502776

KHAN of the White Scars, who are MONGOLS and STAY MOUNTED ALL THE TIME.
If they rape, pillage, and burn, all is forgiven, though.

>> No.13502778

This is an "Imperial Guard Appreciation Thread", not a "List all the stupidly-named Space Marines one at a time until the thread auto-sages five minutes later" thread.

>> No.13502796

>>13502778

You should've thought about that before posting on /tg/ where anything happens.

Dark Angels, who have Dark secrets, whose primarch was found in a Dark forest, and their armor became Darker after a while.

>> No.13502801

The BLACK TEMPLARS, a parody of the KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, a FANATICALLY RELIGIOUS ORDER dedicated to PURGING WITCHES and SLAYING THOSE WHO STAND BEFORE THEIR GOD

>> No.13502804

The Space Wolves, who wolf their wolves into wolfbattle and have Wolf Brothers and a company of wolfmen and can turn into wolves if they're not careful and wolf wolf a wolfing wolf wolf wolfer.

>> No.13502817

>>13502801

Please stop yelling at me every other word. ;_;

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>>13502778

This is a PRAISE THE EMPERORS FINEST AND MOCK THOSE WHO RELY UPON INHUMAN TRAITS thread it seems, bro.

>> No.13502824

The WORD BEARERS, who BEAR the WORD of CHAOS and/or THE IMPERIAL TRUTH, DEPENDING ON THE ERA.

>> No.13502844

I first read this as an IG Application thread and was getting ready to affix my bayonet and then I realized "apply" and "IG" just don't fit together. Xenos take me...

>> No.13502848

Emperor's Children, who aren't the Emperor's Children but more of a Slaaneshi Child, who is himself an Emperor of Excess, so basically they could still be called Emperor's Children, but not in the old sense of the Emperor's Children used to be Emperor's Children, you see.

>> No.13502866

The Vostroyans, whos mustachen are all over their armors and glowing with great delight. They fight for Emperors in space, with hats of fuzz and balls of irons.

>> No.13502880

The SALAMANDERS, who are on a word of FIRE and love FIRE and MELTA weapons and THUNDER HAMMERS, like in a FORGE and FORGE things WITH FIRE and they're BLACK and are on the world NIGHT and their primarch is VULKAN, who was a GOD OF FORGING AND FIRE and get BRANDED after battles WITH A BURNING BRAND and their first company is the FIRE DRAKES.
Whew.

>> No.13502891

>>13502866
Though you are likely going to misunderstand what I'm saying using Google Translator to put this into whatever language you speak, you have made one of the most worthwhile contributions to this thread.

>> No.13502894

The THOUSAND SONS, who number a THOUSAND and are the Emperor's SONS.

>> No.13502908

>>13502891
Sounds German. Germany fucking loves Warhammer. Go figure.

>> No.13502911

>>13502866
wut

>> No.13502923

>>13502908

ALL THEY WANNA DO IS KINDA SORTA RELIVE THE GLORY OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR.

In all seriousness, Germany is fucking great, though.

>> No.13502943

I am Belarusian and am liking Vostroyans fuzzing mitts, no German.>>13502866

>> No.13502948

>>13502923
YES, I, TOO, LOVE OUR GLORIOUS OVERLORDS.
ISN'T CENSORSHIP GREAT?
psst, Germany cannot into proxies, USE THEM

>> No.13502961

>>13502943
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.13502963

>>13502943
Oh, so you're a COMMUNIST.
Admit, it, you're part of the the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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>>13502963

FUCKIN' FLOURIDE

>> No.13502986

>>13502963 There is no Communists to doing that, you do it yourself with the money spendings and the грошышлюха. Vostryoa is great IGS, space marines are in the sun of burning.

>> No.13502992

>>13502823
Who is this, Commissar Stubbs McStubbyarm? Have humans been breeding with T-rexes? The world needs to know.

>> No.13503006

All the Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, and Communist subversion has gone on TOO LONG.
FUCKING LIBERALS.

>> No.13503008

This thread is turning to fail and Eastern Europeans.

>> No.13503013

>>13502981
Your Commie has no regard for human life, not even of his own. For this reason men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or in strength. He may even appear in the form of our own troops. But however we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base. Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire base and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally. Any variation on these rules must come from me personally. Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that. Today, the nation is counting on us. We're not going to let them down. Good luck to you all.

>> No.13503019

>>13503006
You are busy reading your propaganda's to knew that Belarus is democracy in the now?

>> No.13503026

>>13502981
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, man, children's ice cream.
You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, man. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

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I like where this thread is going.

>> No.13503034

>>13502155
That made my lol and shed manly tears, at the same time. Anon is a commissar who doesn't even NEED to occasionally shoot his men in the head, because he's just that inspirational.

Also picturing the message half on gmail, half on MSN:
[gmail] I'm totally...
[MSN] ...pregnant. Ooops. :)

>> No.13503035

>>13503019
Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
I know your Commie tricks. You can't fool me.

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eleven barrels of hell says take your fucking argument elsewhere

>> No.13503050

>>13503035
See, I first became aware of it, man, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, man. Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, man. But I do deny them my essence.

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>> No.13503054

>>13503035
I am emperor's brave warrior not COMMUNIST you COMMUNIST BIRDS! Can not we just getting over the pasts of my country?

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>> No.13503072

>>13501913
>>13503050
>>13503035
>>13503026
>>13503013
Stop trolling the poor dude, he can't even speak English.

>> No.13503073

Good ol' McCarthyism

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>> No.13503083

>>13503054
SO THAT'S YOUR PLAN!
You plan to turn us into COMMUNIST BIRDS! Disgusting. I knew you Communists were sick, but this is too far.

>> No.13503085

>>13503079
Yes! You understand the love of Vostroya for me!

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C-C-C-C-C-CHAOS BREAKER

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>> No.13503102

>>13503072
You can't trick ME, Commie. I know you're a Communist sleeper agent.

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>> No.13503114

This Russian dude needs to gtfo.

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>>13503091

>> No.13503141

>>13503099
Someone needs to make an Ogryn one

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>>13503127

Just supporting the cause of THE DARK GODS

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>>13503152

WRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.13503192

rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>13502001
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

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HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING-

Oh, IG...

>> No.13503269

>>13503263
TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT AOUH DOOH.

>> No.13503275

>>13503269

IN METAL BAAAAWWKKSSESS!!!

>> No.13503280

>>13503275
THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!

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>> No.13503522

i fucking love IG

>> No.13503634

>>13503263
>>13503269
>>13503275
>>13503280
I recently fought a 1500 point tourney and fielded a partially assembled vendetta. Problem was, all I had was the crew compartment and heavy bolters assembled. Store owner decided it was fine if I referred to it as the METAL BAWKS for the duration of the tournament.

Took third, but the METAL BAWKS killed a total of two predators, a landraider, a squad of three killakans (in one shooting phase, might I add), and a Space Wolf Captain.

I still need to find a way to commemorate that.

>> No.13503977

Started Elysians, now not only do I get to defend IG. But also an army with a worse success record than Abaddon.

>> No.13504070

3rd editon codex was better , just because people would never say how over powered your army was.

ALSO STORM TROOPERS SGT WITH STORM BOLTERS

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>>13502630

I also approve of this thread.

In before shit reply.

>> No.13504509

>>13502520
watched it
crappy overedited film school student garbage. no sound. half the video was artsy color bars. didn't portray what you were describing. at all.

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>>13503316

>> No.13504654

>>13501913

I love it when I see the Imperial Guard having no respect for the Emperor's Sons.

Heretic detected.

>> No.13505254

I'm myself a filthy tau player, but damn if I don't love IG. Easily the most badass army in the game.
Spines like pillars of plasteel!

>> No.13505307
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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUARDSMAN.

He's spent months fighting a grueling war in which his enemies are demigods allied with daemons, and now he's found himself in the closest thing to Hell he's ever known. He probably wasn't even supposed to get teleported up to the arch-traitor's battle barge in the first place, and just ended up in the wrong place at the worst possible time.

Somehow he's survived horrors beyond comprehension to make his way to the very bridge of Horus' flagship. He saw a veritable angel call upon Horus to answer for his crimes, and he saw that angel die as messily as any guardsman. His Emperor - who he fervently believes is a god incarnate, even if he's not supposed to - lies mortally wounded, and Horus, perhaps, has taken a moment to gloat before he strikes the killing blow.

His armor is slightly more effective than tissue paper, his weapon is slightly more powerful than a flashlight, and Horus' power claw is bigger than his entire body. He stands before a being infused by the dark gods with incalculable power, that can and will obliterate his soul with no more effort than it would take him to swat a gnat. Nothing he can do could possibly make a difference.

He could run. He could turn his weapon on himself. He could give in to the insidious whispers that echo from the ship's corridors into his mind.

Ollanius Pius does the duty his Emperor requires of him. He dies standing, and holding the fucking line.

>> No.13505413

bump

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>> No.13509884

herp derp IG bawls of steel


grow up bro

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>> No.13509919

>>13509864
wow and here i was hoping that it was the catachan image from before /tg/ turned her retarded

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Here, found it myself for this thread.

Sucks that the bad times rolled in and she was turned into a stupid looking farmgirl/bimbo type instead of this.

That really was when /tg/ turned for the worse/this state.

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The reson I would join up.

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Pity the guardsman.

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I know I shouldn't try it, but i must!

>> No.13510062

>>13509960

That is fucking awesome. Thank you for posting that.

>> No.13510243

hath we maxed thie thread

>> No.13510445

>>13509960
Was I the only one who read the first post in Eliphas the Inheritor's voice and the second in Lukas Alexander's?

>> No.13513275

>>13502166
Fuck yeah Cain sheer awesome

>> No.13513303

>>13510445

No, I read it in Abaddon's, and then Creed's voice.

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I just came up with a way to defeat the Eye of Terror!
Okay, so we get all the Imperial Guardsmen, literally all of them, ever Guardsman everywhere and they all go to Cadia. Then they have a 6 night raging kegger where the only standing order is to keep drinking. The only restrooms provided, lead straight into the Eye. On the 7th day they rest, as the Emperor himself prescribed, and the Inquisition, Ministorum, and AdMech figure out what to do with our new space sea.

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Koloth Gorge.
/thread

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