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Let's create a monster /tg/
Rules are simple, roll 1d100 and the highest of the three first posts wins.


>first question:
what does he eat? grass? mud? dorfs? virgins? thunderstorm? Anything below planet-size goes.

>> No.13495878

rolled 90 = 90

Nitrogen Gas

>> No.13495920

rolled 42 = 42

Iron ore.

>> No.13495925

rolled 96 = 96

hopes

>> No.13495936

normally non-edible bits of plants in mass quantities, eg. branches, pinecones, roots, bark (for trees)
also charcoal and burning wood

>> No.13495943

>>13495936
god damn it, how do I do this again?

>> No.13495958

>>13495943
dice xdy in the email field

>> No.13495976

>>13495925
did I win?

>> No.13496006

>>13495976
It looks like it, but just to see...

He eats the pinkie fingers of young maidens.

>> No.13496010

So we have a creature that feeds on hopes. What's next?

>> No.13496015

rolled 7 = 7

>>13496006
Damn it, rolling again...

>> No.13496042

>>13495925
Hope wins. But how does eat it?

>> No.13496083

rolled 56 = 56

>>13496042
Absorbs it through close proximity.

>> No.13496097

rolled 21 = 21

>>13496042
pseudopods

>> No.13496100

rolled 83 = 83

it eats hopes though eye contact
it stares them out of your mind

>> No.13496116

>>13496100
did I just win again?

>> No.13496117

This is shaping up to be generic and dull. Where is my wood-eater?

>> No.13496125

>>13496100
ok, that means it has at least, one eye, or how many?

>> No.13496130

rolled 97 = 97

By injecting strange toxic to its victims that will create physical incarnation of their hopes. Hope incarnates are eaten normally.

>thick battherp

>> No.13496141

rolled 67 = 67

2

>> No.13496146

rolled 42 = 42

>>13496125
Lots and lots of eyes its head is like a disco-ball of eyes

>> No.13496151

It drains hope out through your nipples.

>> No.13496153

rolled 75 = 75

>>13496125
12 and a half

>> No.13496170

>>13496151
Damn, wrong field.

Re-roll

>> No.13496173

>>13496153
lol

>> No.13496196

rolled 4 = 4

>>13496170
Gah! too much fail!

Again!

>> No.13496197

>>13496170
dice in lowercase

>> No.13496198

rolled 2 = 2

>>13496170
No, you fool, it already eats hope with eyes. 12.5 of them.

>> No.13496224

rolled 68 = 68

1 slit for an eye.

>> No.13496231

>>13496224
READ THE OP POSTS

>> No.13496295

>>13496153
He eats hope trough Twelve and Half Eyes! But hope from who? any hope? Is there any hope he finds more tasty?

>> No.13496314

rolled 10 = 10

>>13496295
He eats the hope of the Emperors enemies!

>> No.13496320

rolled 75 = 75

>>13496295
It devours only the hope of kittens.

This is why adult cats don't give a fuck, incidentally.

>> No.13496331

>>13496320
I think you are onto something son.

>> No.13496345

rolled 11 = 11

Hope of lolis and fans of lolis

>> No.13496370

>>13496320
Oh well, he devours the hope of kittens. But how does he get them? He run? He swim? He flies? He floats? he gloats? He rides goats?

>> No.13496386

rolled 66 = 66

>>13496370

He goes in a magic-motor-powered wheelchair.

>> No.13496388

rolled 92 = 92

>>13496370
RETRO MOTORCYCLE
Engine runs at a frequency low enough to be inaudible to kittens

>> No.13496398

rolled 71 = 71

he rides on a riding slave

>> No.13496400

>>13496388
Elaborate about "retro".

>> No.13496402

rolled 95 = 95

>>13496370
oozes.

>> No.13496405

rolled 30 = 30

he is magnetized to their presence.

>> No.13496421

rolled 49 = 49

>>13496400
ural 650 sportsman with sidecar

>> No.13496443

rolled 59 = 59

>>13496400

>> No.13496454

>>13496400
Something like this but orange with white stripes and a matte finish

>> No.13496459

rolled 52 = 52

>> No.13496469

>>13496454
I didn't roll because I am
>>13496388
This poster

>> No.13496489

rolled 84 = 84

>>13496454
I like it. 'Roll' with it.

>> No.13496518

>>13496443
But wait a second... don't you need feet and hands to use these? Does the monster have? Maybe tentacles, maybe slaves, maybe slave tentacles. maybe a swarm of bugs. Maybe he rides it with his teeth...

how does he ride it?

>> No.13496523

rolled 20 = 20

>>13496518
Slave tentacles.

>> No.13496528

rolled 22 = 22

>>13496518
WITH HIS MIND POWERED BY THE HOPES OF KITTENS

>> No.13496534

rolled 58 = 58

>>13496518

Claws, it have claws.

>> No.13496537

rolled 61 = 61

>>13496518
crab claws and jackboots

>> No.13496542

>>13496534
>>13496537
Combine these please?

>> No.13496554

rolled 42 = 42

>>13496537

this!

>> No.13496562

>>13496534
So he has claws, sostained by a round body? A feral body? An ironic kitty body? Maybe bones, maybe cones.

What shape is his body?

>> No.13496571

rolled 33 = 33

>>13496562
metroid-shaped.

>> No.13496575

>>13496562

Where are his jackboots nigger?

>> No.13496580

rolled 6 = 6

>>13496562
Shaped like a lamb

>> No.13496586

rolled 58 = 58

>>13496562

The shape of a proud German soldier

>> No.13496596

rolled 61 = 61

Covered in shaggy white fur.

>> No.13496609

>>13496586
lol

>> No.13496616

rolled 97 = 97

>>13496562
His body is a cone-shaped cancerous matter

>> No.13496620

>>13496596
So... we have a kitten-hope-eating clawed wehrmacht motorcyclist?

>> No.13496622

>>13496586
I'm going to need a little reference. Post and roll!

>>13496575
It'll be there.

>> No.13496630

>>13496616
Your a high roller arn't you. To bad you missed out.

>> No.13496633

rolled 58 = 58

>>13496622

>> No.13496643

rolled 1 = 1

>> No.13496651

>>13496622

>> No.13496655

>>13496651
It's on the email field

>> No.13496658

rolled 6 = 6

>>13496651
damn

>> No.13496667

rolled 96 = 96

>>13496658
meh, fail anyway

>> No.13496682

rolled 29 = 29

rollin for nazi kitten eater

>> No.13496689

rolled 58 = 58

>> No.13496695

>> No.13496791

>>13496562
Tesseract

>> No.13496792

>>13496633
Well, now we have a problem! A lot of eyes and nowhere to store them!

Put him in his face? On his uniform? on the motorcycle? Or just let them float?


Where shall we put the twelve and half eyes?

>> No.13496805

rolled 27 = 27

>>13496792
on his bike

>> No.13496817

rolled 9 = 9

>>13496792

On his crab claw hands

>> No.13496825

rolled 5 = 5

>>13496792
Dick

>> No.13496826

rolled 90 = 90

>>13496792
On his face. They can be mostly concealed if he needs to blend in... but only mostly.

>> No.13496827

rolled 68 = 68

>>13496792
On his cat

>> No.13496831

rolled 60 = 60

All at the back of his motorcycle

>same ruterst
yeah, right

>> No.13496832

rolled 86 = 86

>>13496792
cycle around him locked in a gravitational pull.

>> No.13496866

>>13496817
Yeah inorite, he took the jackboots so he should make claws into crab claws, it's just a more specific claw. As of now they just look like poorly drawn hands.

>> No.13496900

>>13496805
five eyes on the wells, and another one each side.
A half eye in the center.

But what's on his face, then?

>> No.13496929

rolled 44 = 44

>>13496900
He's catface. Mrowr :3

>> No.13496931

rolled 76 = 76

smeared cat poo.

>> No.13496934

>>13496900
A beak. A toucan beak.

>> No.13496939

rolled 22 = 22

>>13496900
Gas mask.

"Have you seen my mummy?"

>> No.13496940

>>13496934
Forgot my dice

>> No.13496943

>>13496900

A winning newsman's smile

>> No.13496945

rolled 71 = 71

>>13496940
Fuck you, flood detection.

>> No.13496953

rolled 13 = 13

>>13496943

>> No.13496958

rolled 78 = 78

>>13496900
He doesn't have face. Just plain surface.

>> No.13496968

>>13496931
omg, are you serious?

>> No.13496974

in during epic

>> No.13496978

>>13496931

He chases cats with his crab hands! He sees them with his motorcycle, and then steals their hooooope! But is he alone? There are more like him?

>> No.13496988

rolled 38 = 38

>>13496978
One more, a female one.

>> No.13496991

rolled 52 = 52

>>13496978
he has a mexican sidekick, think sergent garcia from zorro.

>> No.13496992

rolled 80 = 80

>>13496978
They come in herds!

>> No.13496993

rolled 81 = 81

>>13496978

There is a squadron.

>> No.13496995

>>13496900
COBRAAAAAAA!!!!!

>> No.13496997

rolled 26 = 26

>>13496978
He is unique apart from his identical twin with whom he has an incestuous relationship. He does, however, work with an alliance of similar monsters, a la every kids action cartoon from the 90s ever.

>> No.13497003

rolled 43 = 43

>>13496978

He has an evil(?) twin with a goatee

>> No.13497004

rolled 24 = 24

>>13496978
he can multiply.

>> No.13497024

rolled 28 = 28

>>13496978
He;s the last of his kind, so he eat hopes so his specie can survive

>> No.13497041

>>13496992
They come in herds! They devour hope! They chase kittens!

But do they know love? They reproduce? They multiply? They have a queen and the kitty chasers are just drones?

>> No.13497043

>>13496978
The eyes make the bike look like a tank...

>> No.13497055

rolled 83 = 83

they masturbate and cum over already devoured kittens

>> No.13497056

rolled 83 = 83

>>13497041
They have a large queen, and the larvae are sent out to hunt.

>> No.13497060

rolled 69 = 69

>>13497041
The kitten-chasers are the queens. They travel in herds, and also have flocks of attendant creatures.

>> No.13497061

rolled 91 = 91

>>13497041
They have lazy orgies which make liberal use of gore and poo of cats dead from natural causes

>> No.13497062

rolled 99 = 99

>>13497041

They are ghosts

>> No.13497065

rolled 51 = 51

>>13497041
They are born every time when someone laughs at lolcat

>> No.13497066

rolled 5 = 5

>>13497055
>>13497056
Wow, tie

>> No.13497070

rolled 24 = 24

>>13497055
>>13497056
>>13497061
Since they tied use mine, bro

>> No.13497071

>>13497056
>>13497055
You two! roll again! Highest wins!

>> No.13497076

>>13497066
how about we take the one that isn't an obvious troll?

>> No.13497078

rolled 57 = 57

>>13497041
They are grown on farms

>> No.13497081

rolled 94 = 94

they masturbate and cum over already devoured kittens

>> No.13497085

rolled 12 = 12

>>13497071
noOOOOHOOHOOO!!

>> No.13497087

rolled 81 = 81

>>13497056
rerolling

>> No.13497088

rolled 59 = 59

How is it a tie?

4 votes cast at 17:07 and one got 99.

They are ghosts.

>> No.13497090

rolled 60 = 60

>>13497071
dude that last guy got a 99

>> No.13497094

>>13497081
But the kittens live through being hope-eaten, so your thing makes no sense.

Of course, nothing else does either.

>> No.13497100

rolled 5 = 5

one guy got 99

they are ghosts

>> No.13497101

rolled 64 = 64

>>13497088
>>the highest of the THREE first posts wins.

>> No.13497102

rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25

They have a large queen, and the larvae are sent out to hunt.

>> No.13497103

>>13497088
>highest of the three first posts
>>13497060
>>13497056
>>13497055

>> No.13497105

>>13497088
Only the first three count.

>> No.13497106

>>13497088
read the OP, genius. Highest out of the first three.

>> No.13497111

>>13497071
>>13497081
>94
>>13497085
>12

OH HAI

>> No.13497122

rolled 100 = 100

>>13497111
i don't get it

>> No.13497124

rolled 25 = 25

>>13497105
>>13497106

oh right, forgot about that.

>> No.13497127

rolled 1 + 99 = 100

>>13497102
can't roll 100 d1?
wat is dis?

>> No.13497143

>>13497081
So they have reproductory organs and they do horrible things to hopeless kittens, terrible terrible creatures they are! Of crouse, this is a SFW board so it won't be depicted... but witness the horror in the kitty face!

A kitty, devoid of all hope, covered in fluids, how does this beast is born from that? Roll and suggest!

>> No.13497145

>>13497127
d1?
is that even physically possible?

>> No.13497152

rolled 48 = 48

>>13496978
Harvested kitten parts. Frankenstein style.

>> No.13497153

>>13497145
"I roll a dice, if it falls and it's still a dice, it's a 1"

>> No.13497155

rolled 4 = 4

>>13497143

building a new bike

>> No.13497161

rolled 55 = 55

>>13497143
Skeleton pops out of kittty, grows body stuff, buy and corrubts a motorcycle
>>13497145
A sphere

>> No.13497163

>>13497145
A sphere, perhaps?

>> No.13497164

rolled 86 = 86

the cum-covered, hopeless kitten slowly changes into the monster in a matter of days (already with the motorcycle and uniform).

>> No.13497167

rolled 20 = 20

they are born from the kittens fear of themselves
it's a circle of life kinda

>> No.13497179

>>13497161
A sphere doubles as 1Dinfinite.

Let me draw the horryfing birth. One last question, and we'll finish:

What is this creature name?

>> No.13497183

rolled 50 = 50

>>13497161
WOOP second win (first was retro motorcyle)
'Skeleton' refers to a humanoid skeleton, not the cat's skeleton. Cats survive this ordeal, but not unscathed.

>> No.13497185

rolled 13 = 13

>>13497179
David

>> No.13497187

rolled 6 = 6

>>13497179
He.
Just He.

>> No.13497193

>>13497185
Thanks, Prick.

>> No.13497197

rolled 12 = 12

>>13497179
Bitchnigger Cumkitten.

>> No.13497200

rolled 35 = 35

>>13497179
Anonymous

>> No.13497202

rolled 2 = 2

>>13497179
Vampires

>> No.13497207

>>13497185
>>13497187
>>13497197
>mfw 13 was highest
>no face

>> No.13497218

Landlords would be a cool name for them.
also you need to do more, OP.
>>sincerely, Rehotta

>> No.13497232

rolled 48 = 48

KRADLENKER FRIEDRICH PANZERKNECHT

>> No.13497238

>>13497207
Also:
>mfw moko

>> No.13497241

Archiving thread 13495863

>> No.13497243

rolled 7 = 7

OOOOOOHHHH

>> No.13497263

>>13497185
But The Davidses it's too bland, for such a fearsome creature! It needs a title, something that inspires terror!

David the what? Roll and terrorize!


>>13497218
You may remember me, you may not. The tale of a store owned by a elegan/tg/entlmen. He invited a /d/eviant friend. A couple of stray kittens left, deep deep into the sub sub sub basement. Down there they found a fearsome beast called...

>> No.13497268

rolled 39 = 39

david the landlord

>> No.13497269

rolled 77 = 77

>>13497263
David the Gnome

>> No.13497271

rolled 2 = 2

>>13497263
David the Dildoscope

>> No.13497276

rolled 34 = 34

David the Gnome

>> No.13497286

>>13497269

>> No.13497287

>>13497263
God fucking dammit.

>> No.13497293

i love you, /tg/. don't ever change.

>> No.13497300

rolled 10 = 10

David thegnom it is then.

>> No.13497303

rolled 60 = 60

>>13497263
Why does it have eye sockets if it's got no eyes in its head?

>> No.13497304

rolled 55 = 55

this monster is incredibad

>> No.13497317

Ok, /tg/ let's get working statting up David the Gnome for every system!

>> No.13497339

>>13497317
regarding D&D 3.5, i think David the Gnome should actually be two different creatures. an aberration on top of a (possibly living and/or sentient) construct.

or maybe a tauric creature.

>> No.13497342

>>13497269
"David the Gnome lurks. --said in the stone walls-- in the sub sub basement of the FLGS. He preys on kittens and devours their hope. He does terrible acts of sexual deviancy to them... so they can give birth to more of his kind...."

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13433753/
"Good grief" said That Guy "that there aren't coming kittens or ANOTHER sexual deviant down there! Can you imagine how mind destroying will be that torture for those kittens if that happen?"

Hope you liked this surpirse interlude to the FLGS quest. See ya later!

>> No.13497395

>>13497342
Ohhh, Landlord. You creative bastard.

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