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Hard mode: A character that can defeat The Batman.
God mode: A character that can defeat The Batman should caped crusader allow himself to kill.

>> No.13411705

Batman. OR maybe Jackie Chan, though I suspect they are one and the same.

>> No.13411743

The Flash. In any system.

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>> No.13411755

Squirrel Girl.

>> No.13411762

Excuse me, but I've never heard anyone say the words "The Goddamn Flash" before.

>> No.13411778

Darkseid. Derp.

>> No.13411781

Which one?

>> No.13411789


You obviously haven't seen the Flash outrun time itself, or death, or himself before.

Or the whole "You only touched me because I let you" thing he's done to Batman before.

Or the fact that he can, and has, kicked the shit out of Superman before.

>> No.13411791
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The Flash

>> No.13411797

Are we talking DC being dicks here?

Batman has an internal list of characters every allowed to defeat him meaningfully at DC, anyone else instantly loses according to them.

If not, The Flash could possibly do it because 13 trillion times the speed of light. A really smart inquisitor maybe. (Batman has canonically killed a god)

>> No.13411801



I thought we meant Flash Gordon Flash.

He was cooler.

>> No.13411802

>implying Superman can beat Batman
Well THERE'S your problem!

>> No.13411806
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Obviously you've never heard of "The motherfucking Flash!"

>> No.13411807
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Now go away.

>> No.13411814


Keep in mind that this isn't even the most powerful flash. Wally is leaps and bounds above him.

Point being, Flash is broken, Flash wins.

>> No.13411816


>> No.13411817

Superman from space with heat vision.

>> No.13411830
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Oh boy Flash time

>> No.13411831
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Obviously this is all part of Batman's cunning plan to guilt Superman into being an hero.

>> No.13411843

Superboy Prime.

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>> No.13411848

Batman doesn't sunbathe.

>> No.13411856


He's killed just about everyone and everything at some point.

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>> No.13411891


I've yet to see an Elseworld or otherwise where he HAS killed Batman though. They're usually Bros.

Even in Kingdom Come and The Dark Knight Returns they're hatebros.

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>> No.13411895

Batman has kryptonite. He is prepared for EVERYTHING.

>> No.13411907

Since Flash is on the front in this thread, can anyone of you /co/mrades explain how the fuck any of his villains can pose any challenge to him? I was reading Blackest Night and goddamn, they're like what, Mr. Freeze cosplaying as an ice-climber, a stereotypical australian with boomerangs and a dude who can go into mirrors.

What the hell can they do to someone who can run so fast that he goes FORWARD in time?

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While I search, here's one where he kills Lois.

>> No.13411920

Just because he has PLANS to beat everyone, doesn't make him the default winner in any scenario. Batman's plans can fail, we've seen them fail a lot of times.
At the end of the day, he's still a mortal man with some gadgets. In a universe were demigods, shapeshifting aliens and freaking SUPERMAN exist.

>> No.13411922

Jerry Bruckheimer.

>> No.13411925



I can run so fast that I run forward in time. In fact, I don't even have to move and I'm going forward in time.

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suicide but still.

>> No.13411930

Anyone can run forward in time.

>> No.13411931

... you have clearly not read many Batman comics.

>> No.13411936
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It's simple. The writers admit to writing him less intelligently than he is. (He's actually a genius who could basically stop all crime forever)

>> No.13411946

The rogues are particular in that they work together for maximum effect. But honestly, with Flash's brokenness they should be piece of cake. However, despite being a smart guy in all incarnations and a scientist in some, Flash is incredibly stupid for plot purposes.
It's surprising he's not drooling on every panel.

>> No.13411948

Dude, Superman generally has a pretty high resistance to Kryptonite nowadays. Sure, it annoys the fuck out of him, but usually you need a fuckton of it to render him incapable of fighting.

Red sun radiation is your best bet.

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Also, it's all Superman's fault that Batman's parents died.

Because he's a dick.

>> No.13411954


They don't. That's the problem.

In most media, DC has to play down Wally's power, they have to either write him off as somewhere else, or ignore half of his ability. DC made the mistake of fatally overpowering a character, and they're having a hard time fixing it.

Wally West could destroy any possible threat in the DC universe. The only thing stopping him? The DC writers saying "He doesn't feel like it."

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Batman has actually murdered superman before, He also (In main line) killed Darkseid, a god by all rights.

>> No.13411964

This means it would only take the flash ten minutes to run the length of my dick.

>> No.13411965


Jack Bauer

>> No.13411969

>Batman's plans can fail, we've seen them fail a lot of times.
Batman's superpower is BEING THE GODDAMN BATMAN! His plans work.

>> No.13411973


Superman: Red Son

Though it's less kill, but he had won at that point.

>> No.13411974


Separately? They don't. They're never separated, really. Also Mirror Master fucking owns him alone would fuck 99% of all other superheroes up but good.

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Poor, poor Metropolis.

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Jesus christ. So he basically doesn't autowin for the same reason that Batman=Batgod for the fans.

Terrible writing.

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Found this, gonna keep looking.

>> No.13411993

To be fair, they have to dumb down a lot of the powerful characters, especially around batman. Yeah, sure, he's great at prep blablabla but a lot of them should be able to splat him before a single synapse fires.

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>> No.13412004

What a selfish pussy.

>> No.13412006

This is now a thread about Superman being a dick.

>> No.13412010
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What kind of emo fag dresses up like a bat and haunts the city for a hobby?

>> No.13412013

The Batman can solve any problem, including a dimensional labyrinth.

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Just so you know, Golden Age isn't canon anymore; All the things you posted count as "Never happened" now. They were different characters back then.

>> No.13412018

That wasn't really Batman though. Bruce Wayne never became Batman in that story. That Batman was former Russian military, born and bred in the USSR.

Maybe we should let Soviet Russia Batman and Regular DCU Batman fight it out. That would be interesting.

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To be fair, Batman's a dick too sometimes.

>> No.13412031

I have hard time believing that it matters whether they are alone or all grouped together, when the opponent can just run in and punch them before anyone realizes that they've lost.

The same reason that I find hard to believe that Batman could beat Superman or Flash. When someone goes faster than a human mind can process or sense, you're fucked no matter what. Batman could overcome The Hulk or something, because Hulk can't attack him from the other side of the world going at 1.0c or more.

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>> No.13412046


I honestly wish DC would make a Universe where Superman acts like a hilarious dick (not a whiny pussy like SBP) and the rest of the world just goes along with it because he's at Pre-crisis power levels. Batman, Lois and Jimmy are his favourite buttmonkeys as he spends all day scaring the shit out of them to teach them "lessons" for his own amusement. And their own good of course.

>> No.13412053

Guys! Guys!
Wait! Listen!
What if...Megaman

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I enjoy superman being a prick as much as anyone, but as of current line, Batman basically wrecks Superman. Also he's half-dead and time-travelling which resulted in pirate batman at one point.

>> No.13412055

I was thinking of something from Exalted, but then I realised with an hour of prep time, Batman would probably get a night caste exaltation or something.

>> No.13412057

Golden Age comic book covers are like New Yorker comics; often funnier if you remove the text and add the caption "Christ, what an asshole" to the bottom.

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>And their own good of course.

You mean what Superman deems is for their own good.

>> No.13412064

It also made /tg/'s secret wet dream of Inquisitor Batman canon, even if it wasn't 40k.

>> No.13412072

Why don't you try reading it? The Rogues are on a completely different level compared to other villains. They work as a team, don't hate each other and only pick crimes that are practical. They don't want to destroy the world or cause mayhem and killing the Flash is never an objective because it would do more harm than good. They know that A Flash will always be instrumental in saving the universe during the next crisis and they think of the bigger picture and focus on getting rich as possible like an organized mob instead of bunch of destructive villains.

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Oh shit I remember that.

Noir batman was amazing as well.

also i'm out of images

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"Oh hai, Baman, dis is Piderman."
"What the hell are you doing in my Batcave?"
"I come over da house!!"

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No one can be more devious than Superman.

>> No.13412100


Yeah I'm well aware of this, jackass. I'm pointing out for the unread man that they are rarely if ever fought separated and even though their objective doesn't involve killing The Flash, the only way The Rogues can pose a threat to the Flash is by working together.

Also Captain Cold and Heatwave don't really like each other because hurr temperature differences.

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Superman: American Hero.

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>ctrl f
>no one mentions pic related
Son, I am disappoint.

>> No.13412123

sensible super villians? how do they work?

>> No.13412134

Also i'm missing the image where Wally punches a superman-equivalent over half of the earths distance, making them collide with a mountain at nearly the speed of light, killing it.

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>> No.13412140

/a/ here.

Accelator was here, Batman is a loser.

>> No.13412141


You seemed to have made a statement with an oxymoron in it, friend.

>> No.13412143

Are all of these and the World's Finest...fake? Or what? They look so legit to a comic noob.

>> No.13412155


This one is acceptable pre-crisis; post-crisis, though, a Green Lantern and a Flash are more than enough for Superman.

>> No.13412156

The point is that they shouldn't by any logic pose a threat even when together, unless they're with one of the Anti-Flashes or something.

Being able to go faster than speed isn't really a power that anything near a normal human can beat.

>> No.13412160

>Making out on the grave of your dead wife

That's fucking classy.

>> No.13412162

Still waiting to see how batman will take on ORT

>> No.13412164

WTF why is Superman being a dick in so many of those covers?

>> No.13412166

They're real. Just old. lolcomics.

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Forgot picture.

>> No.13412169

During the Silver Age, they often created zany covers to "shock" people into buying it.

"Superman a mass murderer! Oh noez! I'd best find out why!"

Sometimes the story wouldn't even have anything to do with the cover.

>> No.13412175

Batman is the most unrealistic superhero EVER. Thus, Batman wins.

>> No.13412181


There's plenty more where that came from.

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Because he's a dick.

>> No.13412187

They are real. Some of them were storytimed on /co/ a while ago, sadly most of the stories were just misunderstandings and the Superdick covers were just made as bait. He never really turns full evil mode.

>> No.13412199

They're not fake. Those types of covers were used as a way to suggest to the kids buying them what the content of the issue was in an indirect way. Sort of like teasing them to find out what the fuck was going on. The events depicted did not happen in the issue. Superman certainly never acted like a dick just because.

>> No.13412210

LMAO superman trying to prevent a song about him from becoming a hit, but if i read it, the story will have nothing to do with the cover right?
damn shame

>> No.13412215


I choose to ignore what that grave stone actually says.

"There can be only one."

Lois Lane as a Highlander.

What do, Superman?

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Superman's had his weird moments.

But Batman is still the clear victor. Nothing in all of Superdickery can top this.

>> No.13412250

That's actually a reasonably good fight.

He could actually possibly beat Batman since he could pretty much counter and copy anything the Bats threw at him.

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Kill her!

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As for those advocating the Flash earlier...There's this.

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>Those types of covers were used as a way to suggest to the kids buying them what the content of the issue was in an indirect way. Sort of like teasing them to find out what the fuck was going on. The events depicted did not happen in the issue. Superman certainly never acted like a dick just because.

>> No.13412280

Ok, someone has got to post the "this leather thong still has your teethmarks in it" -panel.

Some of the entries at the superdickery innuendo-section have to be the most hilarious comic-related things I've ever seen.

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Superman vs. The World.

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Superman: Wife Beater.

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All the money in the world? Time to destroy it!

>> No.13412355



Does anyone have the "CAPTAIN AMERICA! I COMMAND YOU TO-" *wank* pic?

This one looks so similar, I can't tell if it's just the filename or there's an actual resemblance.

>> No.13412360

mfw superdickery

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Superman's a dick.

>> No.13412424

I was gonna say something about "swearing with your left hand doesn't count," but the Devil asked specifically for the right to be on the "pitchfork".

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>Just so you know, Golden Age isn't canon anymore; All the things you posted count as "Never happened" now. They were different characters back then.

And so he continues to be a dick in new incarnations.

>> No.13412448


Jimmy deserves it for wearing that jacket in public.

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>Jimmy deserves it for being Jimmy

>> No.13412477
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You'd think the world would be used to Superman being a dick since he apparently does it every issue.

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Superman: He orphans little children.

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His secret identity?

>> No.13412502

Zoom II, and Professor Zoom.

The former is so fast that Wally can't even see him, and the latter was equal to Barry prior to developing the Negative Speed Force.

>> No.13412510

Don't get started on Jimmy's superpowers. Just don't even go there, man.

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Sounds like an excuse to me.

>> No.13412548

You mean the power of PARTY?

>> No.13412576

An excuse to leave the Flash marooned in deep space, too exhausted to go on, let alone turn back?

>> No.13412583
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For anyone still in denial over how much of a dick Superman is, there's this.

>> No.13412602



Super sabotage!

That's some heavy shit right there, dog.

>> No.13412625


>Terror as a weapon
>Essentially summing up all the previous posts

>> No.13412627


It makes REGULAR sabotage look like rigging a game of Mouse Trap! SHIT, MAN

>> No.13412638
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>> No.13412649

"Terror was my secret weapon"

Oh man, I just imagine him as a kind of nice, cooking lady reveling the secret to why here pies are so delicious.

"The secret to the best flavor is Terrorism!"

>> No.13412692

>How to murder the earth

Clearly, the first step is disintegrating Batman.

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>Duel to the death with guns
>Superman is bulletproof

>> No.13412696

>how to murder the earth
And that my boy, is how Superman got the rights to publish books on Apokalips.

>> No.13412708

>batman's face

>> No.13412735

The Penguin is on a pegasus.
With a cowboy.

>> No.13412773

>AND Batman doesn't use guns

>> No.13412810


Superman likes to stack the odds heavily in his favor. Even if Batman can bring himself to actually fire, that gun isn't even loaded.


>> No.13412845

>>AND Batman doesn't use guns

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>> No.13413290

The Immortal Iron Fist.

Prince of Orphans, for sure.


Captain America

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Maxwell, the Scribblenauts Guy.

He is unbeatable.

>> No.13413412

Capt. Cold is pretty cool, actually...goddammit stupid pun! >_<

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