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Quotable quotes ITT

>> No.13123439

inb4 raging starwars fans

>> No.13123445

"OP is a fag."


>> No.13123447

"You're such an ass of shit!"

>> No.13123448

"America is about speed, hot nasty badass speed."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

>> No.13123459

Quoth Gandalf:

I would stick a sword up Dumbledore's gay ass and explode him from the inside with lightning.

>> No.13123462

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -American sports legend, Charles Barkley

>> No.13123485
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And here we tinker with metal, to try to give it a kind of life, and suffer those who would scoff at our efforts. But who's to say that, if intelligence had evolved in some other form in past millennia, the ancestors of these beings would not now scoff at the idea of intelligence residing within meat?

Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, "The Fallacies of Self-Awareness"

>> No.13123488


"So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot..."

-English Romantic poet, John Keats

>> No.13123489

OH. I see what Op did.

Let me try:

"Somebody call for an exterminator?" - Sgt Telion, Ultramarines.
<picture of Garrus from Mass Effect>

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Superior Dumbledore quote.

>> No.13123523
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Wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair and all the terrible things that happen to us, come because actually deserve them? So now I take comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the Universe

I am a Ranger. We walk in the dark places no others may enter. We stand on the bridge, and no one may pass. We live for the One! We DIE for the ONE!

>> No.13123539

I xrpfrfrzprhed a little.

>> No.13123547
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"You are evil incarnate, standing on consecrated ground, blessed with the blood of a hero.

Feel that? That's a whole lotta good-guy mojo building up in this holy place. Boiling, trying to find a way to nuke you in the face, all it needs is a focus. Meet the Staff of Arion.

Wow. They're going to see this from space."

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So sayeth the one known as Lord Imperial Guardsman the Generic

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If it's hostile... kill it.

>> No.13123635

I'm sorry but Dumbledore would kill Gandalf in a heartbeat, he can do actual magic. The fuck can Gandalf do that's not just science or not being ignorant about shit?

>> No.13123675

Gandalf is a minor god.

>> No.13123698

The real difference between Dumbeldore and Gandalf is that Gandalf came back.

>> No.13123706

Gandalf is a minor god. His magics are powerful but he can't use it too much.

>> No.13123707

But he can't really do much can he. Took him a week to kill a Balrog, there were entire armies of them which the High Elves battled and defeated in the Silmarillion.

He's just super wise...

>> No.13123724

Balrogs are also minor gods.

>> No.13123762

That's just because he's not allowed to, the Valar forbid him to interfere out of a human form, so he can only do what his form can handle, if he were to become his true Maiar form, he would lay waste to most things with ease.

>> No.13123763


You say that as if it were a weakness.

Dumbledore may be able to beat Gandalf in a 1v1 fight but Gandalf would never allow himself to be put in such a stupid position.

Instead Dumbeldore would go for a walk one day in the forest and get an arrow through the neck because an elf owed Gandalf a favor.

>> No.13123802

Oh. I always get confuse about Gandalf magic. Thanks.
>Instead Dumbeldore would go for a walk one day in the forest and get an arrow through the neck because an elf owed Gandalf a favor.
Or an Ents would walk over Dumbeldore without knowing.

>> No.13123819

It would end with both of them talking about their adventures while eating lemon drops and smoking pipe weed.

You know this is true.

>> No.13123821

they see me trollin'.....

you do realise that gandalf is basically an angel/demigod/whatever right? the maiar are part of the pantheon of tolkien mythology.

you think that he didnt use his magic when he fought the balrog? the balrog is also part of the same pantheon and some sort of demi-god as well.

>> No.13123860

They are both fucked when The White Council of Wizards finds out about them dicking with time magic and breaking other laws of magic and Ebenezer McCoy pulls down a moon or satellite/ asteroid Dresden down on top of them.

>> No.13123865

Are we all forgetting that Gandalf and Dumbledore are the same fucking person?

>> No.13123901

Balrogs are actually a corrupted form of what Gandlaf is.

>> No.13123927

The One Ring in Hogwart.
Voldemort in Middle Earth.

>> No.13123960

Fingon wasn't a demigod but he managed to kill Balrogs just fine, he was in turn killed by Gothmog but thats not the point. The balrog Gandalf fought was not Lord of Balrogs, he was just some upstart. So with all Gandalfs's godly power he could just do what a Noldor did on a regular basis.

>frumplog kritvi indeed

>> No.13123983

What part of Gandalf was being limited by the Valar while he was on Middle Earth do you not understand?

>> No.13123996

>Voldemort in Middle Earth.
Runs around hissing at people, gets shot by a Ranger in some backwater.

>> No.13124076

Balrogs in early Silma are heavy shock troops that got pwned by elves and men alike. Balrogs in LotR are demons beyond mortal power. Stop trying to find consistencies where there are none.

>> No.13124459

You know that Ian McKellen is gay as well?

>> No.13125295
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Not so sure about that but here he is in drag.

>> No.13125432


you all can fap now.

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>> No.13125542

GJ OP I raged inside.

>> No.13125629
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TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

- Optimus Prime

>> No.13125899

Since when did Bill Murray play Bruce Wayne? Did I miss a movie?

>> No.13125943


Ian McKellan didn't play Dumbledore either.

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Jesus Christ I raged with the force of a thousand suns..

10/10 OP, Fuck yourself.

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"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!"

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For the Greater Good!
-Ciaphas Cain

>> No.13126184

Worst wallpaper of all time.

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Your pretty good.

>> No.13126193


>Implying that Dumbledore and Gandalf wouldn't become super bros.

>> No.13126228

More like homobro.

>> No.13126274


"And I'd like to introduce our new Defense against the Dark Arts professor. Please give a warm welcome to Gandalf the Grey."

And yet another year passes where Harry and Friends learn absolutely nothing of use in DADA. Instead they all learn the proper way to season and smoke tobacco. Then gandalf gets killed off by a balrog at the end of the year.

>> No.13126298

You've got admit, that's a much better death than Dumbledore got.

And you never know, he might teach some Swordmanship. Neville got some use out of it at least.

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innocence is an illusion

-indrick boreale

>> No.13126318

Alternative ending: Neville kicks everyone's ass with a magic sword he got from Gandalf and becomes Supreme Overlord.

>> No.13126336


More like BALDric BALDreale

>> No.13126339


>Alternative ending: Neville kicks Bellatrix's ass with a magic sword he got from Gandalf and then rides off into the sunset with his crazy blonde girlfriend Luna.


>> No.13126345

Bare-chested, of course, and sneezing on the way.

>> No.13126346

"Why kill you? You're already an empty shell. Look at you, you wasted your entire life to get to me, you gave up chances to live a life, and for what? To kill an old man? I've done what I wanted, I changed humanity, I made them less arrogant, less... stupid. And when I'm gone, you'll have nothing, you'll be even emptier, you'll be a HERO.
So, by all means, kill me, I'll even fight back if it makes you happy."

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Dumbledore and Gandalf can go have gay homosex in a closet, Qui Gon Jinn is superior.

>> No.13126400


>Jane Austen

>> No.13126425

Nah, not enough "OH MY DARCY"s in there.

>> No.13126443


>"Why kill you, oh Darcy? You're already an empty shell. Look at you, Darcy, you wasted your entire life to get to me, you gave up chances to live a life, and for what? To kill an old man, Darcy? I've done what I wanted, I changed humanity, I made them less arrogant, less... stupid. And when I'm gone, mr. Darcy, you'll have nothing, you'll be even emptier, you'll be a HERO.
So, by all means, kill me, oh Darcy, I'll even fight back if it makes you happy."


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>> No.13126585


Gandalf would be the only DADA professor to last two years, even though he died at the end of his first.

>> No.13126595

He'd also return as a professor emeritus at the end of the first year, with a name change.

>> No.13126675

"Never doubt that a small group can change the world; it is the only thing that ever has."

-Margaret Mead

>> No.13126740

What is that actually from? It's pretty badass.

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As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.

Commissioner Space Kofi Annan, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

>> No.13126801

That comic is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.13126804

It's 'a small group of determined people' and also complete bullshit.

>> No.13126825


http://www.pravinlal.com/ He's in real estate now.

>> No.13126986

LotR "wizards" are the opposite of Harry Potter wizards. Think of the White Council members, they all acted very subtly, with the exception of Saruman, and look how it ended... Gandalf is pretty much the only one to act more straightforwardly, what is hilarious because his actions weren't all too conspicuous either.

Harry Potter wizards are all about beam exchange.

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It's thread derailment that keeps me coming back to this board.

Thank you, /tg/. Never change.

>> No.13128770

>What I made: Neville Longbottom
>What the GM saw: Neville Longbottom
>What I Played: A howling, all-killing berzerker wielding a two-handed sword that just happened to know magic.

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