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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.13119915
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Ghazghul. It's two in the morning. What the hell do you want?

>> No.13119925
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oh god no...

>> No.13119946
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>>13119915

no it's not. At least not at everywhere, dear chap.

>> No.13119952
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Oh, you're just in time for tea good sir!

>> No.13119966
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>>13119901

What is it this time?

>> No.13119968

>>13119915
KHARN STOLE MEH COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

>> No.13119971
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MOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13119985
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13119985

no.

>> No.13119993

>>13119971
DAT TOOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WAIT A TIC! NAW! MAKE DAT DAH FIRST TING WE WANT! DEN WE WANT OUR COOKIEES BACK YAH GITS!

>> No.13120000
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>>13119952

Oh, jolly good my friend!

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>>13119946
Whatever. What do you want?

>> No.13120012
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13120012

What the hell is this ruckus? Oh.

>> No.13120023

>>13119985
OYE ITS ONE OF DEM "DARK ELDAR"! LETS SHOW EM WHAT A GOOD THRASHIN IS ALL ABOUT YEAH!?

>> No.13120026
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>>13119968
Oh, for the love of Eldanesh...

If I get you your cookies back, will you stop yelling?

>> No.13120045

>>13120026
I'LL STOP YELLIN' AT TWO IN DAH MORNIN'!

>> No.13120058
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>>13119966

>> No.13120065
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What the hell is is now?

I'm trying to swoon this lovely lady!

>> No.13120067
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niet, i will send you to Siberia

>> No.13120076
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>>13120045
Okay, fine.

Hit the grot to the left of you in the head. It'll start a chain reaction of events that should get the cookies back to you in a couple hours.

>> No.13120087

>>13120076
ALRIGHT! I JUS' DID! I DUN SEE MEH COOKIEES O DAH DAKKA!

>> No.13120097
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13120097

Watz iz thiz about?

>> No.13120118
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>>13120087
They'll be there in a bit. These things take time.

Incidentally, one of these events in the chain will spark the destruction of a couple human worlds, and they'll blame you for it.

But who cares, I mean they're humans, right?

>> No.13120133
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>>13120097

What the hell is wrong with your face!?

>> No.13120152
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>>13120118
I DUN CARE! I WANT MEH COOKIEES BACK AN- WAIT A TICK, IM ATTACKING ONE OF DEM HUMIES WORLDS RIOGHT NOW! YAH ELDAR PANTYWAISTS TRICKED MEH!!!

I GET YAH FOR DIS!

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>>13120133

ummm... nozing?

>> No.13120175
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>>13120152
Yeah. Yeah we did. We're pretty good at that.

Oh, but the good news is that your cookies should be there right about...

...now.

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>>13120175
>ON DAH SHIP
I DIDN' GET MEH COOKIEES ELDAR!! WHATS DIS!? YOU BE LYIN' TO MEH! DEM HUMIES ARE DEAD, BUT I DUNT HAVE MEH COOKIEES O DAH DAKKA! IMMA GONNA FIND YAH, AN' STOMP YAH!

>> No.13120232
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>>13120220

problem, ork?

>> No.13120236
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DING

>> No.13120238
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>>13120220
Oh, you wouldn't happen to mean THESE cookies, that suddenly have dropped into my lap, would you?

What a strange coincidence.

Mmmmm, these sure are delicious. I can see why you wanted them so badly.

Also, are you sure you want to do that right now? That human Yarrick is on his way to where you are right now to avenge those planets.

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>>13120238
Those arnt cookiees on your lap, Eldar.

>> No.13120250

rolled 4, 6, 3, 3, 5 = 21

>>13120241
Suddenly, Cookies are Meltabombs.

>> No.13120254
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13120254

Whee can make hyou some muffins, Ghazghkull...hehehe...

>> No.13120257
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>>13120241
...well played, mon'keigh.

>> No.13120259

>>13120250
You mean Shadowblades.

>> No.13120263
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13120263

mmmmmmm.... cookieeeeess.....

>> No.13120264

>>13120254
OYE IS DAT ONE HUMIE! UND SHE HAS DEM COOKIEES! HMMMM, I DUN LIKE DIS, BUT I NEED DEM COOKIEES FOR DAH SUGAH RUSH FOR MEH WAAAAAAAAAGH! GIMMIE DEM!

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>>13120263

Gaahh!

*BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*

>> No.13120296
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Me and my bros are always up for some cookies!

And parties!

Both are good.

>> No.13120317
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Alright I will ask this only once friends and only once I will ask...WHERE THE FUCK HAVE MY COOKIEES GONE OFF TO!? THEY WERE JUST SITTING -ON- MY LAP! WHILE I WAS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHEN ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN THEY ARE SWEPT AWAY BY SOME GAY ASS WIND OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE HANDS OF SOME FAIRY FUCKING ELDAR PUSSY!!! THEN I COME ONTO THE INTERNET TO VENT MY RAGE AND SEE THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!! ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING LITTLE SPIC FUCKING NIGGERS, WHERE THE HELL ARE MY COOKIEES, YOU ORK LOVING ELDAR FUCKING CREED SUCKING ASSHOLES!??!?!!!?!?!?!??!/1/1/1/1/1?!?!?1/?1//!??!?1/!?!/!/!

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>>13120259

no... not shadowblades...

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>>13120317

Settle down, Khârn.

>> No.13120349
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>>13120317

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>13120363
COME AT ME BRO! I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP FOR COOKIEES!

>> No.13120397
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>>13120381

YEAH, OF COURSE! SCREAM HARDER YOU PUSSY! I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP SO HARD AND I'M NOT EVEN FULL ANGRY YET!

>> No.13120399
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>>13120317
>>13120349
>>13120363
>>13120381

DID SOMEONE SAY FUCKING SHIT UP?

>> No.13120404
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>>13120397
NOT EVEN ANGRY YET!? PUSSY! IM NOT EVEN FUCKING PEEVED YET!

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>>13120399

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PISSCUNT LITTLE SQUATISH MIDGET ELDARSHIT!

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"Who's on the phone, Sam?"
"It's /tg/, little buddy. Apparently, there's a roleplay thread going on."
"You mean one of those threads where angry neckbearded virgins with too much disposable income pretend to be hideously genetically enhanced champions of mankind or their equally daemonically corrupted brethren?"
"That's the one."
"Sounds like we'd fit right in. What's the catch?"
"There's been a robbery."
"So?"
"Someone has stolen Ghazghkull's cookies."
"Cookie thieves are the lowest form of scum, Sam, even below people who talk in movie theaters. Can I try out my melta-gun on him, Sam, please please?"
"I don't see why not."

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Please, please. Would everyone take a deep breath and try to be calm? Screaming doesn't solve any problems. I'm sure if w just take a few minutes to calm down, that we can think things through.

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>> No.13120444

>>13120418
the only quality post in the entire thread

>> No.13120445

>>13120418

FUND THIS

>> No.13120448
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>>13120404

DON'T FUCK WITH ME YOU LASTLY PISSED KROOT FART FROM AN ORK COCK!

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>>13120423
DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO TALK WITH SOMEONE WITHOUT A MOBILE?!

>> No.13120470

>>13120423
I was planning to not only kill you and every other living being on sight, but also cut funding to public broadcasting. However your words have swayed me.

>> No.13120477
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>>13120448
DARK ELDAR SPIKED DILDO GRETCHIN ASS SNIFFING PIECE OF SLANNESHI SHIT EATING FUCKTARDED TAMPON BLEEDING ROTTEN BANANA PEEL!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13120503
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Gentlemen, I apologize for BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD my imposter, he is simply a SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE Tzeentchian apparition designed to lure the hated Slaaneshi into MAIM KILL BURN battle when I am elsewhere MAIM KILL BURN collecting skulls for Khorne

I believe he is used by a war-band MAIM KILL BURN of the Word Bearers

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>>13120477

YOU DIASESED LEFT TESTICLE OF A MOTHERFUCKING ORPHAN VESPID WHICH IS PLEASANTRY EXHAL TO A SHIT BOILER! YOU TARRAGON MOTHER PIG FUCKING LITTLET CUNT!

>> No.13120525
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>>13120444
>>13120445
"Hmm. Elantis Gentmannis seems to respond to humorous mixing of two tangentially related franchises."
"Think we should get a tripcode, so they can know they're getting quality unpaid internet humor, Sam?"
"That sounds like an incredibly ego-centric thing to do."
"Doesn't it just?"

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>>13120503
Im not the Imposter. You are the BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Imposter!

>> No.13120554

>>13120534
You waste BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD your strength & vigor, and use SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE insults unbecoming of a warrior of Khorne, yet very fitting for the tongue of a Slaaneshi.

>> No.13120555
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I FUCK YOU UP CHAOS!

>> No.13120565

>>13120555
That only pleases Slaanesh, and for that I shall end your life.

>> No.13120580
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>>13120523
YOU BIPRODUCT OF A ROID USING EUROPEAN INDIAN FUCKING A TAU'S NURGLE INFESTED ASSHOLE AS THEY FART OUT THEIR STEAMING PILES OF SHIT THATS MOLDED BY THE TONGUE OF YOUR MOTHER INTO THE PILE OF NURGLE SHIAT YOU TRULY AAAAAAAAAAAAAARE~!

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>>13120565

I WILL FUCKING PLEASE HIM TO DEATH WITH MY CHAINSWORD JUST AFTER I PLEASED YOU TO DEATH WITH IT THROUGH YOUR ASS!!!

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>>13120554
N-nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Curse you Kharn the Betrayer! How did you figure out it twas meeeeeeee and escapedTAH my tentacle roooooom of raaaaaaaaaaaaape!?

>> No.13120612

>>13120593
You are a worthy MAIM KILL BURN opponent, unlike my impostor I shall MAIM KILL BURN not tiptoe about hurling insults.

To arms! Let the din of battle MAIM KILL BURN rise above the plains of war.

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>>13120580

EVEN IN DEATH I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!

>> No.13120625

Kharn....


You enjoy killing yes?

ENJOYING SOMETHING IS A SLAANESHI THING TO DO! YOU MUST STOP KILLING!

>> No.13120628
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>>13120612

YEAH?! THEN MY WEAPON WILL BE A GUARDSMAN AND A SHITTON OF FUCKYOU!!

>> No.13120629

>>13120611
Fool! The collar and runic armor gifted to me by Khorne protect from vile sorceries!

Your tentacles bled, and i drew their foul blood for Khorne!

In his name, I draw blood.

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>>13120611
A Challenger Appaears!

>> No.13120645

>>13120625
There is no enjoyment, no feelings of elation or remorse.

Only enemies to be slain, blood to be spilled, heads to be cleaved, skulls to be collected.

No pleasure, no pain, no joy. Only blood.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

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>>13120629
I'll get you one day Kharn the betrayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!
>Dramatic flee

>> No.13120656

Why is it, that nobody ever wants to fight me? What am I not good enough?! Come on!

>> No.13120677
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13120677

Ima Just eat these cookies ova here then.

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No one cares about you Malal.

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>>13120677
Save some for me!

>> No.13120705
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Is the battle over yet Commissar? I think the sounds of war is dying down...

>> No.13120712
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>>13120656

who are you?

>> No.13120716

>>13120656
Run along child, make MAIM KILL BURN yourself useful and convert some loyalists. Perhaps kill the MAIM KILL BURN false emperor, or finish off that ghastly Ultramarine, Guilliman.
>>13120677
You, you're safe. Khorne said MAIM KILL BURN he doesn't want your skull, it will ruin his throne and unbalance it.

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>>13120700
>>13120677
BY THE EMPEROR!!! We thought this new annoyance was a mere annoyance! It seems its growing into a heresy!

>> No.13120736

>>13120696
I just want to kick the other Chaos God's ass! Can they form outside the warp? Noooooooo. Yet nobody gives a shit about me? Why? What did I do?

>> No.13120748

>>13120719
He's your problem, lap dog.

>> No.13120761

>>13120712
You have got to be fucking kidding me! I am Malal! Fifth of Chaos and the most honest aspect! I represent the ultimate end of Chaos, to fight itself! I am nemesis to all who follow their path! For mine is the way of strife and war without end!

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>>13120705

no guardsman. There is only war!

>> No.13120769

>>13120736
No one thinks the rebellious rebel of the Chaos Gods and the traitors is cool Malar. It doesnt make you important and your followers are soooo few and short lived, your hardly a local region threat.

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>>13120700
Here's some cookies don't let the one in the funny hat have any!

>> No.13120781

>>13120705
Hear you not the titanic struggle between myself and the Angry Marines?

Apart from the Space Wolves, they are the only worthy combatants among the loyalists.

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>>13120761

sorry doesn't ring a bell. How do you spell your name?

>> No.13120792
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SAILAH MOON REPORTIN' FER KRUMPIN' DUTY. IN DA NAMA' DA MOON, 'N MORK, 'N GORK. I'S GONNA CHOPPA YOU GITS GOOD.

>> No.13120831

>>13120787
Malal?

it is spelled like Abbadon without the "Massive":
F-A-I-L-U-R-E

>> No.13120838

>>13120769
Nobody understands me! I bring Balance damn it! Granted it's through killing more of my own people than Kharn, but in the end, when the end has happened and all things shall pass I shall be the one standing guardsman. For even I know that all the Chaos gods will turn on each other one night, and that night I shall gain more power than you can even conceive. I don't need followers as long as Khorn and Slaanesh do not get along. As long as their is strife, as long as there is war I have as Ghazgul would say "Enuf Dakka" and in fact this time just for you Guardsman, I will make this interesting, I shall promote the next poster of doubles here to a demon prince with the soul purpose of messing with your unit!

Also you forget I have friends in a darkened city.

>> No.13120854
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Oh say can you see,
through Imperial might.

What so proudly we served,
through faith keep us willing.

His servants and soldiers,
Through the perilous fight,
from the ramparts we watched,
were so gallently dying.

With the lasguns' red flare,
shells bursting in air,
gave prove through the night,
that our lord was still there.

Oh say does that Astronomican yet shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>> No.13120855

>>13120831
Shut up Kharn or I will eat your kittens.

>> No.13120874
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13120874

On the worlds dimly seen,
through the rifts of warp space.

Where the the foe's corrupt host,
in dread silence reposes.

What is that which gives hope?
No foe can never erase?
As it faithfully shines,
half conceals, half discloses?

Now it matches the grace,
of the most sacred place.
In full glory reflected
now shines on man's race.

Tis' the Astronomican, Oh long may it shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>> No.13120888
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>Mean while back on Terra on the Golden Throne within the mind of the God Emperor

WE HAVE SENSE...A PERILESS STRUGGLE! CRIES OF HERETICS, XENOS, AND OUR CHILDREN ECHO THROUGHOUT THE VOID IN PAIN!

ALL BECAUSE OF A SIMPLY PASTERY...A COOKIEE DEMANDED...WE ARE INTRIGUED AND IRRITATED.

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>>13120841


THE END

>> No.13120891
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And where is Horus,
who so hauntingly swore.

Through the havoc of war,
and heresy's confusion.

A home and a empire,
shall forsake us no more!

His soul was wiped out,
his kind burns with corruption.

No refuge could save
the heretic and knave.
From the terror of flight,
or the doom of the grave,

And the Astronomican, in triumph doth shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>> No.13120901

>>13120855

Aww. You seem to want attention. Does the itty bitty wittle chaos god wanna play with the big boys and girls?

Too bad, go back to being the mistake.

>> No.13120917
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>>13120855
You will do no such thing. Manifest in the materium and by the sword of Khorne I will banish you to the cesspool of Nurgle for eons upon eons.

I will behead each and every cultist that knows your name and speaks it. Your memory will die and you will wither away, as Khorne will claim your skill for his throne, Nurgle himself will devour you, and Tzeentch will weave his sorcery upon the waste resulting barring you from returning to the minds of the world, and Slaanesh, hated Slaanesh, will trap your soul in of her hateful gems.

You can cause strife amongst the legions, but touch one hair on the head of my kittens, and you will know that I, Khârn the betrayer of Skalathrax, am not one to be trifled with.

Leave now.

>> No.13120920
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Oh thus be it ever,
when guardsmen shall stand.

Between their loved home,
holding the endless frontline!

Blest with victory and peace,
guidance led by His hand.

Praise his Power that hath,
made and preserved us so divine.

And conquer we must,
when our cause it is just.
And this be our motto:
"In Him is our trust."

And the Astronomican, in triumph shall shine,
from the top of terra,
to guide all of mankind.

>> No.13120931

>>13120891
>>13120874
You! Creature with much vicious look and much hunger in eye! Would you like to be a champion for me, as I cannot champion that cock-blocking emprah? There are great benefits as
>>13120896
Pointed out...

>> No.13120961
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13120961

>>13120920
Who the hell let you out of your cage!? Im am soooooooooo sorry people! President Wrex wanted him for a banquet, but he some how got out of his cage, please pardon the interruption.

>> No.13120981

>>13120961

...There's a banquet?

>> No.13120982
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13120982

>>13120961
Yeah, shoo.

I don't need you little armored buggers bothering me.

>> No.13120987

>>13120961
Your armor, does it fare well against sorcery and plasma?

>> No.13121022
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>>13120961
Wait! I want one of those to pit against guardsmen!
>>13120917
HA HA AHA HA HA HA whooooo ha. Ha. That reaction WAS priceless. I was told quite the many times that kittens cause you to rage if anyone dare hurt them. I would never ever do something like that as you aid me too much and I would never want to make your fighting spirit die. That being said, Kharn I believe one of your old enemies has located your missing kitten, mittens. Here is a picture of her last time she was seen, granted the kitten is not mittens, but well, the images after are not pretty. All I know is she is some human in some guard regiment or something like that

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>> No.13121068

>>13120987
If you hurry Kharn, I am sure Mittens won't meet the same fate as that cat.
>>13120982
You Sergal or whatever you are, what are your thoughts on wanton violence bloodshed and "equalizing" the forces of evil?

>> No.13121083 [DELETED] 

>>13121022
>>13121068
THAT SLAANESHI WHORE'S SKULL LIES IN DUST ALREADY!

>> No.13121094

>>13120917
I'ma... For once I don't feel like, you know, killing something. I feel like... wetting myself in terror.

This is a new feeling.

>> No.13121099

>>13121022
>>13121068
THAT SLAANESHI WHORE'S SKULL LIES IN DUST ALREADY!

>> No.13121101

>>13121083
Really? I heard she is still alive. I could Chest-asplode materialize in her thus saving Kharn's kitten, but that is entirely up to Kharn.

>> No.13121124

>>13121099
Damn Kharn your fast. Good job. How is Mittens doing?

>> No.13121144
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13121144

>>13121035
Just. As. Planned

>> No.13121145

>>13121124
Doing very fine, nibbling on some Slaaneshi tentacles.

She decapitated her first daemonette yesterday. Sure it was dead, but you should've seen it.

>> No.13121167

>>13121145
You train your cats better than some train bloodhounds! It astounds me.

>> No.13121179

>>13121167
Cultists these days have no patience or eagerness, it's all "blah blah worship blah blah dark gods grant us power blah blah"

It may work for Tzeentch, but Khorne wants actions, not words, deeds not speech.

>> No.13121273

>>13121179
Hey! It ain't like that! Just because I'm not all "Hurr hurr, kill everything" doesn't mean that I'm not straight forward.

You think I want to give up an unworthy skull to the big K? HELL NO! I worship him the way he was meant to be worshiped. The blood is sweeter when you work for it. When you apply tactics and thought and martial prowess. Flanking an enemy has just as much merit as berserking.

Just because I'm not STUPID enough to stand between you and somebody threatening your kittens doesn't mean that I spend all my day chanting and begging for the big K to notice me. I don't care if you are gonna kill me without even trying for it, you do NOT call me a coward for letting you fight your own battles.

>> No.13121293

>>13121273
Your wrath is inspiring. You shall not die at my hands today.

Go now, and teach the others at the edge of a sword what you know.

Had Khorne more followers like you, we would overtake many worlds in his name.

>> No.13121317

>>13121273
I wish I had cultists like you in my ranks. Seriously it is sooooo hard to find decent cultist. Granted I have the brothers of Malice, but nowadays all I get are hipsters who worship me trying to be ironic! You know what they do? Cause I sure don't! Last time I checked I think they were trying to end non cruelty free tank seats or some crazy ass shit. I mean, yes I intervene on behalf of my cultist and teach them how to do things. But these guys I practically have to lead around by the hand! It's embarrassing! They didn't even know how to fire a bolter! A FREAKING BOLTER! Granted I am trying to make some headway with a guy in the darkened city of the webway-- but I wouldn't trust him as far as I can kick him...

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>>13121317

Hiwee weee whoreesweep hwuu!

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